You Know You're a Prendie Girl If...
~ You know "We Are One Body" by heart. ["And we are not alone"... I *love* that song!]

~ You still know your student number. [000400]

~ You recognize the smell of Sanfran's room as one of your favorite weekend activities. [so much wasted time...]

~ You've seen rodents crawl along the pipes of the basement. [isn't it great how you can make it sound so bad? =P  stupid squirrels...]

~ The stairs of your school were a safety hazard.  [yet we still wore heels]

~ You've skipped lunch to get "real food" at Mickey D's.  [splitting 20 piece chicken mcnuggets. haha]

~ You laugh at the fact that your school priest got kicked out for sexual harassment.  [yeah... i do]

~ You've fought over a Bonner boy.  [nah.. no one worth fighting over]

~ You were proud when Bonner was mentioned on Letterman as one of the top ten reasons NOT to visit Philly.  [YES! we were extremely proud]

~ And got in a fight with O'Hara/UD/Prep people.  [it got on the news! =D]

~ You smile and laugh when someone calls you a whore.  [yeap... that's what we take away with us...]

~ You get offended when you realize they're serious.  [mmm... kinda...]

~ You know plenty of girls that got maternity leave from school.  [yeah]

~ You've completely planned your own wedding by the age of 18.   [may 8, 2011 - you're all invited!]

~ You've faked being sick so you could visit the nurse in Bonner.  [oh we were in bonner enough thank you very much]

~ You pray to God that when you meet new people in college, they haven't heard of your high school.  [yet i found the o'hara and wood guys...]

~ At least one of your friends became a "retreat freak".  [there's nothing wrong with that...]

~ You couldn't wait to be a senior because you got better seats in the auditorium.  [yeah... 2A had the best seats...]

~ You've heard "tuck in your shirt" many times in one day.  [but did we ever? of course not...]

~ You've had a nun whip out a ruler to measure your skirt length.  [or an index card, right?]

~ You know what it's like to "stick" to your seat.  [ewww...]

~ You purposely got sent to the Dean's office for the air conditioning. 

~ Bomb threats to "the hoes" are no big deal.  [hey - it happened in grade school too - i was used to it...]

~ You've gotten a day off school for a gas leak.  [again, same in grade school.  don't forget the floods too]

~ You can now drink Prendie water without becoming violently ill.  [but not by choice...]

~ You've rolled down the big hill.  [aww i miss the hill...]

~ You got excited for the one day out of 4 years that you could eat lunch on the lawn. [i don't remember - did we get to do that?]

~ You've walked down Lansdowne Ave in boxers and a Prendie blouse, sometimes less.  [it was hot - u think we're gonna keep the wool skirt and stockings? ugh]

~ You've cut off the tops of your stockings to make thigh highs for wearing ease.  [oh that happened without our doing it]

~ You've gotten a day off school because a sports team won the Catholic League Championship.  [but of course]

~ You've seen Mr. Ely come out of the closet.  [literally... "i see you..."]

~ You know who the money man is.  [i got candy too]

~ You can sing all the songs by New Kids on the Block.  [can't forget saved by the bell either...]

~ Your senior prom was in the ghetto.  [oh i remember that...]

~ You've hung out the window of Preito's room to watch Bonner boys walk by in the morning.  [we saw more bonner boys than we needed...]

~ You've been attacked by juniors with green paint on spirit day.  [nah - we're antisocial]

~ You've watched your history class become the center of a drug deal.  [no... that would be freshman religion class...]

~ You've dressed in 80's gear to go to school.  [and sang new kids on the block and acted out saved by the bell!]

~ You've skipped 8th period your freshman year to watch a fight at the trolley stop.  [no... that was pretty much every week...]

~ You now attend either West Chester, DCCC, or Penn State.  [no i do not =D]

~ You purposely scheduled your classes to get out of 7th and 8th periods.  [and we were the stupid seniors with 8 periods... religion last even...]

~ You've watched Mrs. Barbera run around the room because a squirrel was chasing her.  [hahaha... now *that* was funny...]

~ You've sold magazines to get a day off school.  [and i got it too]

~ You know the "Gigalo" song.  [put your hands up high and your hands down low... this is how we gigalo! gi-ga-looo, gi-ga-lo]

~ Mr. Stewart has a better relationship with you than your own parents.

~ You now think that big nostrils are actually kind of sexy.  [i never had the guy - it still think he looked weird.  fine fine - from that point of view]

~ Every time you hear the word "slut", you turn around to see who's calling you.  [again, ain't it sad?]

~ You've cleaned Penot's room more than once because he has dirt on you.  [*cough* kelly *cough*]

~ You think of "Girls just wanna have fun" as your school song.  [it makes a lot more sense...]

~ Your heart starts beating tripple time whenever you see Mrs. Blair about to speak on the microphone.

~ Sister Gertrude Friel scares the crap out of you.  [nah... she loved me...]

~ You've had to run away from the library nun.  [i never put myself in the position.  but ummm.. the nun in the wheelchair who honks and chases you back to class?  yeah...]

~ You've skipped class to chill in Father Gillon's office.  [no... he always creeped me out... he would dye his hair jet black then he would get white roots then he would dye it jet black again... isn't that vanity?]

~ You've changed in the bathroom.  Not in a stall, just the bathroom...  [there's more space that way...]

~ Every time you tell a guy what high school you went to, he gets a big smile on his face and says, "So, you're a Prendie girl, huh?"

~ Maroon stockings make you sick.  [ugh...]

~ Yet, you think maroon in and of itself is a pretty color and the best school color at that.   [and it is... but forever tainted...]

~ You spent four years eating the nastiest soft pretzels in existence, daily.   [no - chicken patties  =P]

~ You've looked at Ms. Marano's hair/make-up/clothes and hummed the tune of "Superfreak" (she's superfreaky...)  ['nuff said =P]

~ You have a tendency to call teachers/ and or authority figures by their first name (Joan the Bone).  [Mad-dog Citro... MCSquared...]

~ Cheating doesn't bother you.  [i had no one to cheat off... oh wait - does homework count? no - that was sharing]

~ You have no problem wearing stockings with holes in the crotch, thigh, ankle and leg, in fact those said stockings are your best pair.  [well you can't help it with the cheap stuff they sell at the school store... crotch is the worst though...]

~ You took French or Spanish for a number of years but still can't speak it.  [well hey - 7 diff teachers takes some toll on you...]

~ You know intimate details about the sex lives of girls whose last names you sometimes forget.  [and which you'd rather not know...]

~ You don't find the last fact all that strange, in fact you shared stories about your sex life in Mr. Ely's Spanish class....hmmm why
can't you speak Spanish again...   [well french wasn't much better...]

~ You know what Candy-o-Grams and Data-Matchesare.  [i love those!]

~ You paid for either or both of them.  [obviously...]

~ You not only understand but also speak in a type of ebonics, which other people don't quite get the first time around.  [again, from grade school..]

~ You know what a maternity jumper is.  [yup]

~ You still have some random classmate's prom dress/shoes/bag in your closet, and you have no intention of returning them. 

~ You know how to use Natural Family Planning.  [and i even taught erin during psych class...]

~ You were exposed to the most disgusting bathrooms on the face of this earth - which gave you info on who the biggest sluts of the
year were - you know the writing was on the wall... 

~ You called Sister Katherine Donze "S.K.D" or "SkidRow" to her face.  [almost...]

~ You ate the cafeteria food gladly even though you saw the food come in boxes that said "low grade, but edible".  [don't look, don't acknowledge...]

~ You or someone you know had a boyfriend over the age of 25, who picked you/them up in a pimp wagon after school.  [them...]

~ You hung out at the Tolleystop freshman/sophmore year.  [no choice - i had to...]

~ You ran for Student Council b/c you liked the ribbon.  [no, but i did like the ribbon..]

~ DW's hands disturbed you - WHAT was wrong w/ them?!   [hahaha....]

~ The smell of curly fries made your day a happy one.  [yum.... i'm hungry now...]

~ You spent hundreds of dollars in your high school career on the candy lady.  [haha - but is that really a surprise?]

~ You and your friends have hooked up with several of the same Bonner Boys...within the same weekend...prob at Dave...  [that would not be me, but it's a pretty accurate description of prendie in general...]

~  Half your graduating class now works at Old Navy or Casey's.  [probably...]
 
~  You want to jump/marry Mr. Smith. Or at least know girls who do.  [he's a cool guy.]

~  You own Madonna's Immaculate Collection.

~ The song "Papa don't Preach" reminds you of some of your classmates.

  ~ You are sort of proud of the nickname "Whorehouse on the hill."  [it's a fun thing to tell people...]
Extended list, though it's probably longer since it's gone through the email.  If anyone has more to add, just let me know.  As usual, my comments are in brackets - more so than usual.  This list should give you an idea of what we went through these four years... =P
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