The Bastardization of Mousse

~ Heavy cream is not the same as milk. ~ Hand mixer is not the same as wisk. ~ Soft peaks is, however, the same as a lot of little bubbles. ~ Chocolate has a 2 second window before it turns into gooey crap. ~ Cornstarch.  Use it.  Even if the recipe forgets to include it in the directions. ~ Porcelain looks the same hot as it does cold.  Touch is an effective yet not desirable method to test this.

Milk, beef, soy sauce, and pita bread do not mix well.

Australian accent + sex jokes = high professor rating

Sooner or later, Windex will remove all 10+ coats of paint on the walls. Read the Housing Regulations Handbook carefully.  To the end.  Before you drastically change the appearance and compromise the integrity of the walls.

Do not leave boxes of cereal behind your bed for extended periods of time. Never turn your back on a cockroach.

The Skank Rule

If it looks like a skank, talks like a skank, and walks like a skank, chances are it's a skank.

There are two summer sessions.  Check for which one you are registered.

The Rule of 2

Hypotheses:  a. Guys will add an extra two sizes to their actual shoe size in order to perpetuate the illusion that they are in fact bigger than they are. b. Dress shoes are more effective than sneakers.     i.  Dress shoes accentuate width while               sneakers accentuate girth.  It depends on what you're going for. c. Wharton competitiveness can aggravate the situation. Still under investigation

The Quest for Our "Shit"

Inanimate objects are just as worthy of names as animate objects.

...a work in progress

Mothballs are flammable.  A fire extinguisher will aggravate the situation. When the first one doesn't work, the next two probably won't work either.

While it may be disrespectful to the memory of some people, "erect" is just a funny word.

While some of these have carried over from last year, this is our ongoing collection of things we have learned this semester.  A rather strange collection of tidbits and random wisdom.  Use it wisely.