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NAME: Layne
a.k.a. Desiree Devlynne, DarlingDesiree, WetNymph, Nymphette63, PartyNymph1999, JessicaRbbt, DevlNMsJones &/or DarlinDes, MsDesiree, DesireeD & ^Desiree in IRC SEX: Femme Nymph HOME: Born in Washington State: Seattle, raised in Renton, attended college in Huntington Beach & amended driving habits to the So Cal way of life before enthusiastically indulging in SCCA autocross racing events back home here in Seattle. Native resident of Renton, I returned to South Seattle since 1988 & yes my house is my home! (Working Femme = I need a maid.) HEIGHT: 5’1" (short is one way of life which seems dictated -- not chosen) EYES: Brown, corrected with contacts, but engaged in life none-the-less HAIR COLOR AND STYLE: Black, permed for curl & character WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE? As often as a Nymph can safely handle ;-) HOW OLD ARE YOU? I was born in 1963 so do the math, & by the way, I don’t look or act my age thank you WHAT IS YOUR MARITAL STATUS? Separated, divorce pending someone's procrastination WHAT IS YOUR WEIGHT? 140 lbs HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PHYSIQUE? Soft and curvy - some like a little extra, but squishy is rediculous! ;-P HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CHILDREN? Let's talk about it over lunch, I'm not ready to answer this one . . . YOUR CURRENT LIVING SITUATION IS? Separated, living with multiple pets . . . cat & dogs living together in chaotic harmony IN WHAT AREA DO YOU LIVE? A Suburban King County pocket South of the City of Seattle proper IN WHAT TYPE OF DWELLING DO YOU LIVE? I reside in a cozy little home DESCRIBE YOUR TRANSPORTATION? American sedan (... and I'm not above taking it to the races in the "run-what-ya-brung novice category" WHAT TYPE OF WORK DO YOU DO? Administrative / Project Administration (That means I kill trees 1-page at a time.) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OUTDOOR ACTIVITY? Fishing/ Traveling {Time off is the key} WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INDOOR ACTIVITY? Nunyabiz . . . well, Dancing is a close second :P WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC? Rock & Roll or anything that isn't opera / old country / "nigga" rap {I'll overlook the occassional profanity but no disrespecful slurs or strings of profanity please} HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR? I live in the Far Side "School for the Gifted" {shameless laughter} IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY PET, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE? a Nymph of course! And I already chose 2 dogs & a cat DO YOU DRINK? I drink water daily and alcohol socially DO YOU SMOKE? I do NOT smoke -- in fact no one really smokes, you light up >> it smokes >> You're just the sucker *hehee* oh sure, light it, suck it in . . . Its your choice *shrugs* DO YOU USE DRUGS? Nothing but over-the-counter (ok, but 222’s from Canada Rock! Codiene & Caffiene work SOOO much better than Excedrin) DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION? I set my own trends in fashion, that means I dress well given the environs HOW MUCH INTO PLANNING ARE YOU? I only plan around the big things HOW NEAT ARE YOU? Even my underwear/socks are color coded & neatly arranged in rows -- but my dirty laundry is another matter entirely! WHAT ETHNIC/RACE BEST DESCRIBES YOU ? I'm Asian-American that means my parents are 100% Asian and I've lived as a 4th generation American all of my life DO YOU FEEL YOU HAVE: Above average looks, I'm cute but not too cute *giggles* YOU MIGHT BE BEST DESCRIBED BY OTHERS AS: Cheerful and realistic IS RELIGION A PART OF YOUR LIFE? I follow a philosophy, not a religion -- religion is the act of doing something because you were told to do it THAT way, philosophy is thinking, deciding, doing based on believing. YOUR FRIENDS WOULD DESCRIBE YOU AS: Intelligent & Funny . . . I grew up not being the "Pretty" one . . . so of course I'm the "Funny" one *hahaa* ARE YOU MORE OF A: Feeler (cooperative, intuitive, creative) balanced by a healthy dose of Thinker DESCRIBE YOUR TELEVISION VIEWING HABITS. I'm kinda moody about TV anymore... its better to live it... than watch it. I watch TV in small quantities as a social thing . . . I don't choose it as a regular activity HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN YOUR LIFE? I'm just about where I want to be WHEN GOING SOMEWHERE: I am usually on time FAVORITE VACATIONS: Appreciating the exotic paradise of Maui & Kauaii Hawaii or on an extended cruise WHAT DO YOU PREFER FOR YOUR STYLE OF DRESS? I dress for the occasion with a passion I WOULD RATHER WATCH A MOVIE: In the stadium seating theater in THX Surround Sound, but I have a pretty good system when I watch VHS rentals at home WHAT IS YOUR MAIN SOURCE FOR CURRENT EVENTS? The Net {at home} or Cable News Network (CNN) {at work} FAVORITE RELATIVES: My Grandmother, my brothers, my parents sisters & all my cousins WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT THIS YEAR: Remembering who I've become. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS: Do you know, I’ve never really participated in the ouija experience so... I dunno. FAV TV SHOWS:. I prefer to be doing or observe in person, but then again I’ve been known to watch re-runs & Law & Order. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD: a gel wrist support . o O (comfy) in the color royal blue & Taz doin his "thang" IN THE CAR, AC OR OPEN WINDOWS: Open windows in the car unless its really hot, then to avoid heat-stroke I use the A/C. (And a computer geekette like me always has a few too many Windows open *lol*.) DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: I’m happy to say that I believe strongly in myself – its taken lots of therapy to get here – but I'm worth it! *L* FAVORITE GAMES: Competition: Racing, Video Games, pinball Amusement: Chat, billiards, volleyball, badmitton SportsFans/Spectators: Racing of almost every kind & Hockey and if you twist my arm I'll watch basketball/football/whatever. All Time Fav: Life (Living it to the fullest extent possible) FAVORITE MAGAZINE: I don’t subscribe to magazines, but when I purchase them… it usually has a recipe in it! Inter@ctive is my fav trade mag at the moment. FAVORITE DRINK: Strawberry Vodka Lemonade/Electric Lemonade/Lemon Drops/Gingerale (but only real gingerale… not that bar fountain substitute) . . . I might be smarter to get on the wagon *sheesh* FAVORITE SOUND: Those non-verbal signs of satisfaction or happiness that express intuitions realized. FAVORITE SMELL: Anything home cooked from scratch! WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Grief – I’ve known it intimately. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Euphoria! It’s bliss when it happens. FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A WEEKEND: Communing with nature at nearly any level -- and most often, fishing. FAVORITE BAND: Local: 80something/The Retros Live: Roxette Recorded: Styx . . . and lots of others! WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TEN YEARS: Living life to its fullest (I hope vs. 6’ under) WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS A.M.: How many times did I hit that snooze bar? *Thhhhpppttt! * j/k – this question presumes one sleeps at night… Hmmm – "When did I sleep last?" *lol*. DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Luckily, no I never have – I’ve always had good equilibrium ROLLERCOASTERS - DEADLY OR EXCITING: Permanently anchored Coasters – Exciting Traveling / Carnival Coasters – deadly to those ignorant enough to ride them. PEN OR PENCIL: Pencil for calendars & writing / Brush Pens for artwork {In theory, Pen for permanence / pencil for flexibility} HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU PICK UP THE PHONE: HomePhone: I don't, what did I do before voicemail? Leave a message because I do return calls -- Yes, I’m online alot *grins* CellPhone: Admittedly… only my closest friends have this number! FUTURE SON'S NAME: We’ll decide when or if it happens? {We is presumed.} FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: We’ll decide when or if it happens? {We is presumed.} ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND: People I consider to be my closest friends say ABSOLUTELY! Any one of my friends will tell you I always have good intentions! One friendship card I received put it nicely: Friends are those who know your faults and overlook them to be with you whether in spirit or presently. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate / strawberry / vanilla . . . except when I'm the PMS Posterchild -- then its a really dark rich chocolate *gawd* DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: I like to drive, and I love to race – racing leaves me with perma-grin! DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL: Real animals (well fed) and stuffed ones -- *hehee*. THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Cool – I’m a novice storm-chaser. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON LIVING OR DEAD, WHO WOULD IT BE: Aristotle WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Aquarius, the water bearer WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED: um, nuthing. When I have to have modesty like when the guest room is occupied, then I don something femme in Satin, silk, velvet or stretchlace. (Ahh California taught me well!) DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCOLLI: Yes GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT ON YOUR BACK WOULD YOU GIVEITTOHER: While I'm not a guy, I have shared clothing with women & gyrlies who were cold or didn't bring appropriate clothing when I happened to have something to spare GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT: Usually no. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE: Phone Sex Operator (j/k) I like my job... It just gets to me sometimes *LOL* IF YOU COULD HAVE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE: What it is -- black... but could we keep it curly? Straight is boring. IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE: The tiniest midieval dragon @ my bikini line WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF GUM: Bubble Yum - Strawberry rocks WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE: Jessica Rabbit "I’m not BAD, I’m just DRAWN that way!" WHAT ARE SOME SAYINGS, PROVERBS OR QUOTES THAT YOU RELATE TO? Life is short, play hard! Calvin & Hobbes "Pounce!" Carpe Diem/Cesare Pavese (translation Seize the day/Seize the moment) "Don't sweat the small stuff . . . and its all small stuff . . ." Believe in tough love -- God helps those who help themselves -- so get off your duff and get busy git jiggy wit it ;D My Grandmother said "Make the most with what you are given and give to someone who doesn't have enuf" Practice Random Acts of Kindness and remain Anonymous HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Yes! But I'm not sure if I agree with the addage "Better to have loved and lost… than never to have loved at all." WHAT'S ON THE WALLS OF YOUR LIVING ROOM: Oil painting of a rocky mountain with a cabin near a calm body of water; Oil painting of my pets -- miracle girl Kristi a husky/shepherd mix, Katrina, my sheltie mix pound puppy and Tipsy my first & only domestic feline; beveled mirrors & more beveled mirrors; a few hangings of some tigers (Tiggers ROK) and a picture window with a downtown city view that is mezmerizing at night.  Predatory Cats are KEWL!
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Half full! But the real question is, "Is it safe to consume or is it paint brush water?"
PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YORUSELF OR THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO: If I can only pick one -- 'I wanna run to you', (Whitney Houston’s body guard album -- not my fav artiste but,) for the opening words "I know, that when you look at me there’s so much that you just don’t see . . ." WHICH DO YOU PREFER, COOL RANCH OR NACHO CHEESE DORITOS: Neither ~~ Spicy Nacho Mmmmm! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: Its a tie: Kiwi Strawberry WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SEAGRAMS COOLER: Strawberry Banana / Kiwi Strawberry FAVORITE MOVIES: Too many categories and picks…*giggles* and what will I do when I replace my VHS with a DVD? Put it this way, I don't own all my favs :D COKE OR PEPSI: When I indulge its original formula Coke. WHITE OR CHOCOLATE MILK: Neither, I keep white milk in the fridge… and the strawberry mix in the cupboard. :o) IF YOU WERE TO KILL SOMEONE WHICH METHOD WOULD YOU CHOOSE: Kill ‘em with kindness or ignore them completely – that was such a Lame question — Sorry!. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, A LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS: I'm Right-hand dominant, although if you’re lucky I’m sometimes ambidextrous DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Yeppers, I was last clocked at 88 words per minute with zero errors…but that was a while ago. WHEN YOU FIRST MEET A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, YOU FIRST NOTICE THEIR: Eyes – you can only tell whether they are interested in the conversation if you get eye contact. HAVE YOU EVER SAVED YOUR CHAT CONVERSATIONS: I’m taking the fifth on this one – thank goodness I don’t op much in IRC! *yikes* When hosts/ops ban people in IRC... you had to provide proof to the sysops... blech! (Thats an involuntary yes--moral of that story: Don't type profanity/hostility to an op, they can have you permanently banned from your favorite IRC/MSN Chatrooms) IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I am… human hands are the best gardening tool (when I actually garden that is -- I hate dirt under these fingernails *lol*) WHAT KIND OF SHOE WOULD YOU BE: The well worn, comfy pair that still look great with the rest of the wardrobe *grins* IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING TO THE PERSON YOU HATED THE MOST, WHAT WOULDIT BE: I try not to hate, its a destructive path – but annoyances are ignored. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, MUD WRESTLING OR JELLO WRESTLING: Jello, I like the way it wiggles – jumping into it makes it jiggle,its fun and the only detriment is that its colder – but then again its not gritty! (This must qualify as a summer olympic event*lol*) WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: Um, my bed is on the floor. So technically… carpet. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Its a 3-way tie between 7, 9 & 3 WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR: This year it would be a Black NSX but I wouldn’t refuse anything faster than my Blue sedan *Ha*. WHO IS YOUR BIGGEST CRUSH RIGHT NOW: Crush as in "severe lust"? Should I answer this one? Although most people know my heart was broken by my ex… I just don’t want to give him credit for it, ok? My crush is on a divorced man who still loves his ex! Love isn't blind, its a target lock that won't turn off . . . *experience talks . . . * DESCRIBE THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN MEETING AND WHAT TRAITS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE (OR ANNOYING *SMILE*). I am looking for ...... a friend first, maybe more if we have fun and can be comfortable.
Socially: I convince myself that I don't have many expectations of others ... and yet I'd like to have someone around my age, similar attractiveness, engaged in life, in shape/fit, wears deoderant & cologne/aftershave, who can have fun & be silly or who can be somberly serious with a "lets get it accomplished" attitude when the situation calls for it. That same someone who can intelligently exchange with a witty, humorous woman of style and finesse. Let's laugh together & see where it goes. Mutual attraction is key in something more than a social relationship . . . figure it out. This Nymph is socially skilled . . . *Warm Smile* IF YOU WERE TO MEET SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHAT WOULD BE THE "PERFECT" SETTING? WHAT WOULD SOMEONE NOTICE FIRST ABOUT YOU? The perfect setting is one where we could be entertained and still comfortable... maybe the Seattle Center, maybe in a local park, or ??? Any setting could be perfect (my definition of perfect is when we both have fun) so we'll just have to make the best of any situation we agree to ... I can be flexible... Someone would notice I'm short, cute and friendly ... maybe as their first impression *giggles* But those things haven't changed much for me in the past few years. *smile* DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY AND PHYSIQUE. (HERE IS A GOOD PLACE TO MAKEUP FOR NOT HAVING A PHOTO ON-LINE OR TELLING THINGS PHOTOS CAN'T TELL. My personality is definitely extroverted & my physique could use a few work-outs to firm and tone the soft squishy parts *giggles*. I chat on the MSN and Yahoo's network... as a matter of fact I'm a frequent chatter in a few popular rooms like ChatSeattle and Regional USA: Seattle. I often refer to myself as a Faeland Nymphette who dwells in the emerald city forest & likes many of the local activities here as well as when she travels. Des is a 36/Femme Nymph/ Emerald City with short porportions 5'1", 140#, long-curly black hair, deep brown eyes, a friendly face and a warm laugh. I have a great personality with a good sense of humor,intelligence & a whole lot of moxy! I'm dialed in to chat for fun and friendly conversation, if you'd like to know me better, just ask! I'm an open book until I think you're rude... then beware *giggles*!!! TELL US ABOUT YOUR SPORTS, HOBBIES, MUSICAL ABILITIES, AND PETS. DO YOU HAVE ANY MEMORABLE MOMENTS ASSOCIATED WITH ANY OF THESE? I create cards & memorabilia with my rubber stamp collection for indoor fun & creativity. I love to explore, travel and experience the outdoors whenever the weather & finances cooperate. My hobbies also include dancing, fishing, computers/ chatting, racing, dabbling in my kitchen to experiment with different cuisines, music, billiards, hockey, movies,traveling, and generally having fun / enjoying life! You already heard about my 2 dogs and a cat. Music is my life. And the memorable moments are best shared in person. I do most things at least once if they sound fun or turn out to be fun...*smiles* Hope you feel the same... WHAT DO YOU DO PROFESSIONALLY? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THAT LINE OF WORK? WHERE DO YOU WANT TO BE IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS? I do many things within my administrative scope... most notably am a Project Administrator within the Information Technologies department of a local Fortune 500 company... That means I have a long title and a little paycheck and too much work to do always *smiles*. In 5 years I hope to have created a position for myself as the managing specialist for my field and have amassed a small staff to devote resources to protecting and serving the company well. In 10 years, I hope to have enough seniority to travel for an entire month and not be missed *smile*. WHERE ARE YOU CALLING FROM? WHERE WERE YOU BORN? WHAT IS YOUR ETHNIC ORIGIN OR ANCESTRY? LIST SOME OF THE PLACES YOU HAVE LIVED. I'm calling from just outside Emerald City (Seattle)Limits was born here... a true Seattle Native ethnic origin is Asian American... and I was raised in a very American cultured middle-class home life. I have lived in both Washington State, in town and in suburbia and in Southern California for 3 years before I moved back. I'm very settled into a nice King County suburban pocket within striking distance to town *grins*. I adore the beaches, anywhere there is water kissing the shore... I can be there in a heartbeat... So now you know! WHERE DID YOU ATTEND HIGH SCHOOL AND/OR COLLEGE? WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT AND/OR YOUR MAJOR? I was certified GPC in a Business Administrative capacity from high school and have taken a few college courses. I have hopes to go back to school once I figure out what I want to be when I grow up *giggles*. My favorite classes surrounded computers & computer technology... so that's obviously where I believe my future to be... and it's a pretty bright future! WHAT CONTRIBUTED MOST TO YOUR PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIP/MARRIAGE NOT CONTINUING? I married a man whose values and mine did not co-habitate well. Our relationship was successful for longer than 11 years married & 13 years together. I have high hopes for things to be maturely negotiable... but I do have some reservations because of behavioral differences we continue to experience. If you'd like to chat about this... you might have to give me just a little space about this...it's still all unfolding before me. Thanks. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE, AND WHY? I would like to be physically taller... being short is sometimes less convenient. WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS/PAINTINGS, MUSICIANS/SONGS,AUTHORS/BOOKS AND ACTORS/MOVIES? Music is a given for me, I adore music...it's my life to hear & make joyful noises to music -- music is best appreciated with someone special in a private setting with a nice glass of blackberry brandy... I prefer to be creative than to absorb others creativity... but I've been known to do either/both on occasion. ... my childhood reading favorites always seem to reign... dumas, tolken, lewis, scott card, stevenson, but I also appreciate others. When studying art, I find monet relaxing, renoir stimulates the cognitive, plato and socrates are worthy of intricate studies as well for theirs were lifeworks. I recently enjoyed (of all things) architectural pieces of sitcom works-- i.e. floorplans to the Brady residence, the batcave, the flintstones, the town layout for Mayberry -- I found these highly entertaining. I don't really follow hollywood gossip... I think its too invasive on their privacy. I can observe and be appreciateive of their crafted works without "knowing" much about them personally and I do enjoy a well-made movie and often search local theaters to experience the movie-manic friendships I keep -- I do movies often... *smiles* My favorite musical (that’s musical not opera) is Phantom of the Opera… magnifique! IF YOU WERE TO INHERIT A FORTUNE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT? As much as possible *grins*. Enjoy some myself and (anonymously) perform random acts of kindness. ANY ADDITIONAL COMMENTS? IS THERE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU THAT THE QUESTIONNAIRE DIDN'T COVER? Gosh, what did I forget? Please ask me *grins* If you'd like to e-mail me... no guarantees, send me a genuine letter about yourself or come to my home chat room Seattle Yahoo Chat ~~ My nickname is usually based in Des -- ... DarlingDesiree(but not always *hehee*)A NYMPH has to keep some privacy *gigglez*
Thanks for staying till the end. Thanks for sharing my profile experience with me *giggles*... Hope you found at least one thing to share laughter over *winks*. ;)
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