I was riding my bicycleI was riding my bicycle
when I saw a woman lying down.
We fooled around
until she was ready.
First she opened one leg,
then the other.
I put it in.
She complemented me on my size
and weight.
After a lot of coming and going,
we tried different styles
and speeds.
When I reached the point of no return,
she shouted "STOP!"
She said she wasn't on the Pill.
My excitement died.
Nine months later she phoned from the hospital.
I was a father.
My world collapsed.
I now walk.
