Ordinary alushtinskaja a history

There was somehow in solar camp MEI Alushta a misfortune, usual for this student's Black Sea settlement: water left from pipes.

That is, has not absolutely disappeared, but in main. With utretsa poran'she, matjugajas' under a nose, but voluntary jumped "having a rest" with sagged obfachennyh koek and ran in "temple", that is in combined in one block a toilet and umyvalku with dushem. From the speakers scattered here and there on camp, romantic songs such as " Wonderful Life " and " La Isla Bonita ", preemptive the rat cries calling(causing) cat Leopol'da on construction flew, and that will be worse. Meant something like the order priority worse. Mudatskaja discipline and socially useful work order in camp continuous struggle with almost haljavnym rasslabonom under veselen'kuju cultural programku.

Valera was young. Only it it is possible to explain "organization" of his(its) rest in a described season. In that morning it(he) has jumped with the first sounds pobudki and was incurred(carried) on the autopilot in a toilet. Water started to be ended. Efficiently also is anxious teemed wet ljud. In all fussed for expiring cranes molodtsy, lowered with neighboring mountains with ba-al'shimi canisters. Teeming together with everything, Valere it was possible to sprinkle a little here and there and even to process a head hygienic preparations of white color. Water was terminated. Valere was on huju.

Water in "temple" gave in the portions: gradually in the morning and in the evening. Having a rest, that is not to savages, water also moved in structure of three meals a day in a dining room. Sessions of meal, however, were frequently delayed on hours - two&, during which having a rest puhli on benches and nearby beaches, navostrjaja hungry ears at every message by radio. To be going without water to cooks, probably, it was more difficult, than with this. Actually the horse-radish of it(him) knows, that to them there prevented, from Poltava because water in a dining room was always and her(it) even it was possible for these cooks is confidential or in impudent to type there and to bear(take out), for example in three-liter bank. Bank it was bought together with juice in a refreshing stall under the name " the Thunder and a lightning ", not suffering absence of popularity. Once Valere it was possible even to bear(take out) from a dining room complete aljuminevyj a teapot I expect, when two ambala, sitting for an output(exit), nenadolgo have left in a rocking chair for anabolikami. As was then to savages, Valere was nevdomek.

As soon as in a toilet water disappeared, the rights there imperously entered gavno and von'. Despite of intolerableness of such microclimate, crowd having a rest continued to run in this temple of a fetidity. Artistic Valera preferred to go to cypresses. It is impossible to tell, that with dominance gavna it was not carried on any struggle. Every day at silent o'clock small brave gruzovichok brought the tank of water for clearing avgievyh paddocks instead of which zasasysyval in itself through a hose as much gavna, then took away in a unknown direction. Alongside with it local sanitary technician Ushch of all for couple of days, using only improvised resources, has built the pipeline from "temple" up to the quay. On Ushcha prayed. In it(him) prishchure an eye interested persons found unusual, almost lenin wisdom and skill to see people through. The pipeline appeared is necessary not to involve water of the sea in a temple. Contents of a temple also were not subject to immediate reset in the sea: there some bathed. Somehow poutru Valera has seen, how the sea service with its full complement drags boards and sails for windsurfing from the bunker allocated(removed) for them on elling. The situation was even more explained, when Ushch dolepil the gavnoprovod up to the bunker. The season of windsurfing was closed. Was not up to that. The camp carried on heroic struggle for a survival.

The ambassador pobryzgivanija Valera "has passed" on a basketball platform. On morning construction (as in pioneer - camp unless a flag did not lift) all was as usually: zevki and pereminanie from a leg on a leg with a towel through a shoulder. At last the chief has declared measures on unloading camp from "superfluous" customers of water and manufacturers nechistot:

Up to the end of change it is necessary to stretch all some days so it is necessary to have a rest actively. Voluntary - forced campaigns for the next day are planned for mountain Dimerdzhi and falls Dzhur-dzhur. The dry ration, water are applied, a toilet - on all four sides.

"Otkoshu", - has thought Valera. There was a hunting on such heat on foot to be dragged.

-... And on excursion in the pike Perch is the day after tomorrow planned free-of-charge katernaja.

In, this other business!

Next day Valera has lead(carried out) in semidesertic camp between beach, the open-air Theatre and the Poltava serving spoons which periodically bore(took out) to it(him) something to devour from stolovki. Acquaintance with hohlushkami was only diplomatic - narrow-minded mentality and swellings such as a nose a potato induced such deep melancholy on Valeru, that it(he) in any way might not force to be honoured with itself(himself) though on any clumsy novel from one of these priestesses. The meishnye studentki seem Valere much more attractive. Thus not so it is important, whether there were they "radical" moskvichkami or have arrived from a province: to not marry them! But couple of years in MEI as necessary otformovyvala any young creations getting in him(it), and camp Alushta was the important continuation of this smithy of frames. Having escaped from under parent trusteeship, eще poorly reflecting on inevitable "home life" for them, being engaged any sopromatami which him(it) are not clear and never any more will not be necessary, unrestrainedly flirting with sverstnikami... What I wanted to tell? Yes! On short time all this created sensation of carelessness in young maidens, and it was possible "to deal" with them even couple of days. For this couple of days it was necessary to be in time much. What the model cultural program developed romanticheski-lewd Valeroj was?

Day the first (first night is more exact): 2-3 glasses of a port wine, capture of the girl on a discoteque, friction about it(her). Then - singing to it(her) of songs under a guitar on a deserted pier (which still should be found). Embraces. Bathing in naked sort in the sea under stars (all over again to descend(go,converge) behind towels). Embraces. Provody.

Night of the second: a campaign with the girl on the standing close by mountain not too hammered by savages (to take a blanket). Sex under the star sky (night warm, there are not enough of mosquitoes). Dream. Sex. Dream. Sex (on state of health). Provody.

Night the third: there was no third night. The end of the cultural program. Dream.

Rice 1 we Go in the pike Perch

Valere it was pleasant to be rolled on a boat in the pike Perch moreover and on haljavu. There was a calm. Fed with any porridge. Flied dressirovannye the seagull, umevshie to be quick to grasp pieces of bread. The toilet really worked. In the pike Perch there was the Genoa fortress once constructed by short-sighted Italians on this free but barbarous ground, and very nice, with the towers similar on chess lad'i. In the Pike perch the market that has allowed zatarit'sja fruit and a port wine to promptly approaching carnival was. By the way, the carnival on - alushtinski, in difference, say, from a carnival in Rio de ZHanejro, does not assume presence of any orders in feathers and celebratory processions. For involvement in it(him) only it is necessary to sleep and then to accept inside something such, that would allow to jump under rhythms of a foreign platform since midnight up to dawn, when to a pier the white boat will moor besides to take the got tired crowd in a capital Alushta-hailstones, having left in camp only heaps of garbage and blevotiny.

Rice 2 we Go home in Alushtu

But it is all then. For now, the white boat, vodoizmestiv itself plunged on him(it) studentskuju weight, roughly having turned and having headed on a locator means, has gone to return path. The wind grew stronger. Waves were raised. Clouds frowned. The petrel was carried. The boat shook. Valere it was cheerful. And not only to it(him), but also much another. Born morehody povylazili on a nose of the ship and even, it is possible to tell these, on bushprit where swung it is more, than in other bays and rough exclamations welcomed any new wave approaching to a vessel. Brilliant slippery dolphins jumped out of water. Them too welcomed. Bold shy penguins were silly hidden in rocks. It already concerns to other part having a rest which for some reason suddenly began to turn green and korchit'sja from seasickness. They or rolled on lavkam in covered bay where with suffering persons, having closed eyes, tried to fall asleep, or have crowded on a forage, from time to time widely opening wide to graze and frightening neighboring fishes. Time of feeding, - chocolates and cookies, - loved(liked) Valerina meal has come. Meal was much. Green having a rest refused the portions. " As strange, that the same manifestations of elements are perceived by different people in so opposite image ", - has wisely thought Valera, again being sent towards to a wind with pockets, filled sweets and cookies. It(he) has eaten sweets itself, and cookies has fed to gulls who did not think to turn green for excitement in any in a pair of points. So with shouts and cries the boat reaches camp and, instead of mooring to a pier as usually, owing to improper weather for this purpose, was cast directly ashore. Up to a coast actually there was a narrow strip of water so it was necessary shlepat' barefoot vbrod. Valera felt like the brave seafarer who has come back on the native ground after dangerous travel. Prihvachennye fruit and a wine gave additional hope for worthy realization of the nearest evening...