Who is this 'Jon' person, anyway? - the shocking truth!

Background History

Jon is a guy from Great Falls, Montana. He is almost 2⁴ years old (Er, actually, he's 15) He was born Great Falls, Montana and has lived in Great Falls, Montana for his entire life. He is a Sophomore at CMR High School. Hrm. He's quite the boring character, really, I don't know why you even wanted to know about him. Let's see... he can also make push buttons that do nothing! 'Amazing' you say?, 'No way!' you exclaim?, look for yourself!

Whoa, what a rush, eh?

Erm, oh yeah, he's a lacto-ovo vegitarian and likes (loud gasps echo from the audience) tofu! He lives an 'alternative lifestyle' and rather enjoys it, really! What? You think that's 'sick and wrong'? Well, that's dandy and you can have your own opinion and he won't lecture you on what he believe and he doesn't expect or want someone to give their opinion to him. So, don't bother to e-mail him unless it's nice and friendly, because he tends to ignore the mindless dribble that some people call 'flames' or 'religious blabber' or 'God hates fags talk' (the most rediculous site I've ever glanced at), and he will probably just delete the message so save your energy. And, he's the kinda person that makes the background colour for pages fuscia! Wahoo!

Other stuff that you never wanted to know

Music!

Metallica, Nirvana, Tori Amos, Enya, Third Eye Blind, Sublime, 311, Jane's Addiction, The Virve Pipe, Garbage, Matchbox 20, Green Day, Collective Soul, Soul Asylum, Fleetwood Mac, Sarah McLachlan, U2, Jimi Hendrix, Alanis Morissette, Goo Goo Dolls, Paula Cole, The Monkees, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Jewel, Indigo Girls, Sheryl Crow, Lisa Loeb, The Crystal Method, Savage Garden, *nsync, Chumbawamba, and many MANY INNUMERABLE other groups/singers, but I'm just too lazy to list 'em all and find web sites dedicated to 'em all. So sue me!

Spare time!

In my spare time (muffled laugh), I like to do stuff like...

Play on MUDs: CheesyMud (Mendou), The Spear of Insanity (Lazarus), The Crimson Covenant (Caeled), ElendorMush (Memnoch).

Program in: C, C++, Visual Basic, Assembly, JAVA (soon, maybe?), HTML (Hah! Yeah right!).

Sports: Tennis, Skiing.

Read: Storm Constantine, Chaucer, Lawrence Sanders, Bill Watterson (is god!), Charles Dickens, Dean Koontz, Anne Rice, John Grisham, Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Service, Emily Dickenson, Robert Frost, Anonymous (writes a variety of poetry!)

Talk at people: Tim, Ty, Louie, Jessica, Jenni, Mindslider, Manda, SkyBaby, and other people that I don't wanna list.

Drink refreshing: Coca-cola, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Sprite, Barq's Root Beer, Orange Juice, Dr. Pepper, 7-up, Surge, Jolt, Citra, Espresso, Black Coffee (StarBucks or Morning Light coffee beans), Exxon gasolene.

Eat: glue!

Watch: Saturday Night Live, South Park, MadTV, Seinfeld (deceased), Simpsons, Daria's World, Stressed Eric, X-Files,

Games: Monopoly, Chess, Checkers, Gin Rummy.

Miscellaneous: green, potatoes, uncle pennybags, encyclopaedia, spice rack, bottle tops, seagulls, river water, salt water, dirty water, clean water, solid caffeine: a replacement for water (also good fertilizer!), colourful prisms, "shag" carpet, "glass and surface cleaner", fluid ounces, low brass, rain drop, hailstone, sun, dusty books, almanac, poodle, chocolate, earring, neopolitan ice cream, coat hangers, good, foot, monkey, mousepad, jelly doughnuts, calcium (it's good for yer bones!), 'titty' pink, judge mills lane, page 343, dangling participles, ugly duckling, "off with his head!", chocolate-banana-rum cake, pinecone, qutenperky, notebook paper, "what the hell is going on in here?", baywatch, boogie boards, spaz, "for the love of god, live!", lyme disease, lime-o-sol company, mci, "don't smell a gift fish!", "they killed kenny, those bastards!", lady luck, cash, candle, figarro, rush limbaugh, mount saint hellens, pearl jam, venezuela, laughing my arse off, "quit calling me mary!", "i love to hate you".

Enough of this sacriledge! I'm going to crawl back into my corner until I can think of more stuff to put here. Bye!

-Jon!

This page was created and is updated and screwed with by Jon!

It's copyrighted 1998, Jon Nielsen, so, if you take it without asking me (why would you want this?), you'll die and burn in hell!

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