If you are like me, you check your email an a fairly regular basis hoping to hear from good friends, exchange wits and humor from family, or at the very least know that someone out there loves you enough to send a small note saying nothing more than "I care." While this simple use of modern technology has in some way supposedly enriched our lives, it has also created one of the revived one of the most vile and evil forms of communication on earth. Only now it has become more instantaneous in the annoying havoc it reaps. Yes, you know the evil I speak of... THE CHAIN LETTER!
Modern chain letters fill our in box every day with long quirky pointless jokes, requests to add your name and forward, add neato information about yourself to send to others, start online wars which involve forwarding after forwarding and just generally take up space. Personally, I become offended when receiving a forward as most times it is a person not wanting to NOT GET THEIR WISH, and deciding that I am just good enough to clear their conscience by taking the time to remember my email address.
In an effort to curb this evil done to me and others upon society, I submit to you the following:
The man had a craving for chicken that night, so he and his girlfriend left the dormitory to find a KFC. But instead they found a little chicken shop at the edge of town that they had never heard of before.
Of course they were nervous, there were no Department of Health certificates on the walls and you couldn't see the kitchen. They ordered a bucket of Extra Crispy Chicken and left.
They got back to their dorm room just to find the janitor on her bed eating something strange they couldn't recognize that was in a bucket very similar to theirs. He seen them when they turned on the light and fled like a cockroach saying only, "You'll never eat chicken AGAIN!!!" They opened the top of the bucket only to find a.........
!!!!!!!!!BLOODY HUMAN SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!
So they ate it and thought, hmmmmm, this is good, I'll never eat chicken again.