(Looks cute, doesn't he?)
That's exactly what they want you to think!!!
The latest craze on the market this Christmas was the little furry cute guy known as the Furby. He was the latest thing with his own language, sensors to see light in the room, even being able to sense the presence of his own kind. Parents dashed out to stores to grab the remaining little guys off the shelves. When the stores screamed 'mercy', the Furby black market was created where the furry little bastards went for hundreds, even thousands of dollars.
I am here today to show you how this mass integration of Furby Hysteria into our society has planted the seeds of evil into our basic values of America right alongside Apple Pie and the American Flag. I am here today to show you why the Furbies represent the work of Satan himself.
1. The Furbies have their own language called 'Furbish' of which they speak to each other in. The Bible indicates those who are possessed by Satan as talking in tongues. This is an obvious indication of how the little buggers have the spirit of hellfire within them. Also notice they will never speak English when next to another of their kind. While you may not know their conversations, you can be sure they are conspiring together to consume your immortal soul. Two evil Furbies are much more efficient at doing the work of their master than one.
2. Aren't they cute? Particularly their cute little ears? Their cute little POINTED ears? Kinda remind you of horns? Nah... just a coincidence.... or is it?
3. The best evidence I have is from the company itself that makes the Furbies. Here is the
'official' counter from the company computers who produce the Furby documented a number.
I have yet to determine if it is the number of Furbies sold, or the number of young children's
souls taken hostage. You can decide for yourself: 
All I can do is warn the consumers one by one. One man, one mission, against countless little beasts hungry for the souls of the masses. I am reminded of the story of the Pied Piper of Hamlin. He was angry at the folk of the town he passed through. To take his ultimate sweet revenge, he lured away all the children of the town. This was the most devastating thing he could of ever done.
Yes, the Furbies too are going for your children. They appeal most to the very young. Satan knows what he's doing. Who's responsible for the decline of values in America's young people? Television? Parents? Schools? Ultimately, the answer to this question . . . another "F" word... one that you now know all too well.