Top Ten Crappy Summer Jobs



#10. Richard Simmons Tailor
# 9. Afghany "Bomb Spotter"
# 8. Winona Ryder's Parole Officer
# 7. Robert Downey Jr's Agent
# 6. Osama bin Laden's Travel Agent
# 5. Britney Spear's Wonderbra
# 4. N'Sync's Therapist
# 3. John Wayne Bobbitt's Fluffer
# 2. Guy who holds the "International Affairs Flashcards" for Bush
# 1. Goodwill ambassador to "Axis of Evil" Tea Party

Note: no family members were harmed in the making on this top ten list
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