#10. Richard Simmons Tailor# 9. Afghany "Bomb Spotter"# 8. Winona Ryder's Parole Officer# 7. Robert Downey Jr's Agent# 6. Osama bin Laden's Travel Agent# 5. Britney Spear's Wonderbra# 4. N'Sync's Therapist# 3. John Wayne Bobbitt's Fluffer# 2. Guy who holds the "International Affairs Flashcards" for Bush# 1. Goodwill ambassador to "Axis of Evil" Tea Party Note: no family members were harmed in the making on this top ten list Send suggestions to Tim!!!!! Back to the home page!