Top Ten Reasons to Give to "Save the Children"

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#10. Fluffier Pillows
# 9. Less "I have a Secret" Type Shows
# 8. Have the therapist on the BEGINNING of the show instead of the END!
# 7. Have more Amish People as Guests!
# 6. "Ghandi" Week on Jerry Springer
# 5. Electric Stun Collars on Guests
# 4. No more 'Let's Break the Restraining Order' Shows
# 3. Have more audience participation
# 2. Change the theme song to "Cumbaya"
# 1. Let JERRY try to break up the fights instead of convenient STAGEHANDS!!!

Note: no family members were harmed in the making on this top ten list

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