Top Ten Reasons to do Dog Agility

And Now! Direct from the home office in DogS**T, Texas:
THE TOP TEN REASONS TO DO DOG AGILITY

10 Learn to weave, teeter, and crawl while sober.

9 It gets you out of the house for some haulin' and draggin', running and jumping, and then more haulin' and draggin'.

8 It's a great way to see fast dogs and meet fast women.

7 Learn the proper pronunciation of the word "snooker".

6 Finally learn your left from your right and how to count more than 10 obstacles without taking off your shoes.

5 When discussing the table, it's the only time a guy can freely say in mixed company "I finally got that bitch to go down for me!"

4 Practice the fine art of forgiveness when your dog does something to embarass you on the course.

3 Practice humility when you do something out there to embarass your dog.

2 The walk throughs give you the freedom to run around in circles, point at things and talk to your imaginary friend without getting hauled off to the funny farm.

And the number 1 reason: IT'S JUST PLAIN FUN!