There is only a bare minimum of knowledge and responsibility required in order to take part in this festive event. Please equip yourself with the following abilities prior to departure:
Telephone operation and/or the yellow pages while under the influence of alcohol and/or in the surroundings of others heavily intoxicated.
Memory capabilities of the name/location of your accommodations · Use of the English language is strongly suggested
A general understanding and adherence to the Rules as specified in this Plan
Point being here folks,
there is not much required. The only thing I ask
is that common respect be given to all
establishments, people, and organizations that I
might in some way be responsible for after your
departure. Also, there will be no whining and
crying that I want to go home halfway through an
otherwise pleasurable party. Oh, that' s right
they hate us now. Then I don't want to hear any
whining or crying about how Nate always gets the
first beer. He's Nate; give him a break.