What are we going to do when we get there?

Well for those of you that don’t already know, there’s a whole lot of polkaing going on as well as the following:

-All Regatta events (or something close to these) as described in the enclosed 1995 schedule. I know we have seen the Regatta only once for about 10 minutes, but this option is still available throughout the weekend to attend as you so desire. I pretty much pack up your weekend with other entertainment, but for the non-golfers and/or early risers you can at least feel the comfort of believing there is a purpose to this party. For everyone else, there is not a really Regatta at all is there?

-A day or evening at Kennywood Amusement Park. Now this has truly become a joke. It’s only 20 minutes away, but let’s move on.

 

Pug’s 3rd Annual "The-Bar-is " Open Golf Tournament

This, four person team, 18 hole mini-tournament scramble is specifically designed with the less than average golfer in mind. Your entry fee (approx. $65/person) will include greens fees, cart, Pug’s welcome to the tour entry pack, hot dogs and soda at the turn, numerous skill challenges, accompanying prizes and the post outing Barbecue ! Don’t be intimidated by your lack of golfing experience; your team will consist of every level of golfing talent and drinking ability-even Sean and Greg play! Nonetheless, anybody interested MUST advise me of such no later than July 1st. Even if it’s before reserving your tux for Snarl’s wedding ! Advance payment is required and your cooperation is appreciated. Both of which are nonrefundable. Also, sponsorship of prizes is possible and strongly encouraged. Sean, please get tees !

 

Barbecue:

Join me and the tourney teams in the post outing barbecue and awards presentation. Don’t be frightened by the Boones Farm or the Happy’s that decide to drink all day rather than golfing. Both are relatively harmless. However, this is an exciting opportunity to tap the first keg of the weekend and get fired up for the evenings festivities--in the Strip District!

 

Limo Fiesta:

Don’t think it’s as simple as a barbecue. Before the Strip District, why not party on wheels again, legally. Rather than odd man out as our driver, why not "higgins". And rather than a large smelly drunken Van, why not a large smelly very drunken stretch Limo. We can go right to the Mons (we are not talking river here) or right to the Hardees. Your choice. So, if you would like to join the Friday night, pre-Strip District, welcoming of the Motts fanfare, please also respond by July 1st (approx. $35/person for 2 hours). Nate, I already put you down for a seat on board!

 

Cocktail Party

("hey, do we want some lovin' ?")

Why is this called a cocktail party?? Nonetheless, on Saturday evening I will be hosting a semiformal get together of some sort, with lots of refreshments, food, and some more refreshments. Although semiformal in attire, attitudes as you can guess, are anything but. Along with the opportunity to hang out with the other distant travelers attending the weekend festivities, this party serves as an excellent opportunity to meet the people I work with, live with and socialize with here in the Burgh. As you may or may not know, this is certainly the focal point of the weekend so if limited participation is your only option, be sure to put this on the "to-do" list.

 

This party will be held at a local establishment and occur between the hours of 5-11 p.m. This should give interested parties plenty of time to venture to the SALOON (for those of you who like to stay close to home) for the ceremonial "let’s see what happens if we continue on this path and close this place too" Or , If you want to see me totally self combust--go to a Pirate Game and show up late with the Van!! Entertainment will be provided by the same DJ that played last year. He’ll be there with an even groovier light show and definitely more smoke for the traditional brother and sister disco dance off !! For those of you lucky enough to make it to the after hours, there will be a 4 a.m. German Shepherd obedience training session hosted in a nearby neighbor’s yard.. Nate (and the nearest victim) is your dedicated Master of Ceremonies.

If You Host it... They Will Come !
Outline of Information
Where’s everybody staying ? (Section 1)
Where’s everybody staying (Section II)
What’s this about a Bus?
What’s required on our part ?
What are we going to do when we get there?
Epilogue
Suggested Hotel Acommodations