Parents say the Darnest Things

Dear Teacher: Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: I hope you will excuse John for being absent on Jan.28,29,30,31,32 and also 33.

Dear Miss Larson: Jack didn't go to school yesterday because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Mrs. Smith: Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

Dear Teacher: Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his fathers fault.

Dear Mr. Brown: Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

To Mary's Teacher: Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Dear Mr. Anderson:
Maryann was absent yesterday because she had a fever and upset stomach. Her sister was sick, and her brother had a fever. I wasn't too well, either. There must be something going around. Her father even got hot last night.

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