THE START OF THE LONG TRIP:
London is big
The tangle of tube lines and directions is even bigger.
I left plenty of time to get the train from where I kissed goodbye to my friends.
Of course I was rushing up the escalator and asking every person I passed was I in the correct terminal. Unfortunately many did not know which terminal egyptair flew from – it’s not like my usual monthly trip to London from Dublin – too difficult to get lost.
Of course once I set down in the airport I ran to the Burger King and stuffed my eager face with big burgers, floppy chips and tonnes of tomato sauce – as I had been doing for the previous 2 months in Dublin, swallowed down with copious amounts of beers –Sure I wouldn’t be seeing either foodstuffs for months – twas all to be bananas from now on – maybe if I was feeling risque I’d try the local delicacies: rice, felafel and lemonade
Naturally I was late for check in. I have learned this technique from my previous work meetings, fear of wasting time waiting around and… relationships. When you’re young and in love and eager you turn up early – you booked the hairdresser for the morning – your friends to come around and choose the clothes 2 hours before and the shower, defuzz, cream, bath foam etc…
As you get older (and more cynical I think my acquaintances not to mention dates would agree) you turn up later – that way you look as if you don’t give a shit if your potential love thing is late – and you have the breezy air that everything is dandy with you – and sure if they’re late – you were too – and if they’re on time – at least you didn’t have to stand there waiting for them – and if they’re not there – you weren’t really that bothered – look how late you were, and you do a big couldn’t give a shit shrug anyway in case their friend is wastching from the doorway 3 doors down – he looks as if he is observing you… paranoia.
Yes a skill you definitely learn in Ireland cos undoubtedly you’d be waiting in the pouring rain and your checks would be flecked with red broken veins and you’d be flustered and ready to hit the head of him when he finally does arrive. It is just impossible to look up sweetly into his eyes and say ‘ no its fine, I was just looking at the lovely birds flitting around the flower beds – I do so love the outdoors’ whe your saturated and pissed off and pissed on and just want the stupid bastard to buy you a double vodka – and a beer so you have something to throw at him.
No tis better all round if the lady turns up late. However this can become a problem when you have to meet your girl friends. The trouble is – and it has happened and god help us when it ripples into 15 years later. You turn up 10 minutes late the first time – so they turn up 15 the next – then you go 20 – then they go 25 - > At this time Deridre – a good friend whom I do not get to see much – not infrequently you see – quite frequently but for only small amounts of time due to the fact that we are now averaging 3 hours late – we always meet in a pub for obvious reasons. It was time I left Ireland. The pubs close at 11.30 and I was losing drinking time.
Peering over towelled-headed Arabs at our check in it was not difficult to spot Andrea – a fellow blonde Caucasian female. She had cut all her blond Danielle Steel hair off and had it neatly tied up in a ponytail – a sign of greasiness to come. She wore the clean flashy combats, which we all had – but in various shades, sparkling new boots and the almighty fleece. We hugged and nervously turned towards the desk and presented our tickets and full brimming rucksacks to the beautiful tanned hostess.
The plane was huge. Hollywood’s films and books depict Ireland as a quaint backward place. It is true we do not have the though traffic to necessitate large aircraft’s and anyway we are only a stones throw away from that pulsing polluted hub of London from where we can go anywhere in the world. Now I fancied myself as having travelled quite a bit, all over Europe including Eastern Europe, and America. But this plane was huge. There were Televisions on the bottom and on the front so we could see a captains eye view of the runway and then the land below when we were safely airborne – an expense which is not necessary in my view but which entertained us immensely. Our fellow Arab passengers took it quite coolly and did not respond to our ohs and ahs of awe struck technology!@!
We met Aisling and Niall at a crowded Cairo airport late on Saturday night after or early Sunday morning depending on what clock you go by. Ais said a teary good bye to Niall we went into the 'luxurious' accommodation booked for us that night - ie. we had a room to ourselves.
On this leg we met our first ‘mishap’. Andrea got in the front of the cab as Niall had told the driver to take care of his girls. He did so of course in a macho fashion after he had his hands and arms flailing about trying to bargain down the Price of the cab. Ais looked on proudly as ‘the man’ haggled with a knowing smile – he’s done this before and I am getting used to it – you know one must bargain profusely all the time – not only because they try to rip you off but because this haggling and energy effort is an integral and extremely vital part of the travelling culture. Anyway – in we got slamming bockety doors shut after saving a whole 5p on our journey. Andrea and myself didn't think the 30 minutes shouting was worth the effort –apparently we would come to enjoy this pastime. And we did – sometimes.
I absolutely hated my first night in Cairo – the first night of the big trip. I remember sitting on the toilet watching a huge upside down cockroach wriggling to get upright. I crushed it with my heavy boot which did not manage to drown the clattering crunch of the exoskeleton. No toilet roll of course and my thighs were shaking from this hovering position. I tried to sooth myself by saying at least it was a western toilet not a hole in the ground. But what is the good of that when it is so filthy that you can’t sit on the bloody thing!
I wandered down the kippy hallway back to our three-bedded room. It was hot and heavy and mosquitoes buzzed and hovered all night. I just wanted to go home and spent the night thinking of excuses for going home. I could get my parents to lie and say someone in the family was sick – I wouldn’t lose face- but I might lose a journey of a lifetime. But I hated it and I didn’t see how things could improve. Sure – I’d see the pyramids and the many wonders of the world – I could lie on barren beaches and meet interesting people.
INCLUDE MORE HERE But I would still have to sleep in flea ridden beds, and eat crappy food, and journey in collapsing cages – and those activities would take up at least 60% of each day!! I was miserable, thoroughly wretched
The following day we booked into a nearby hostel a place overrun by Japanese. We saw very few western travellers in Cairo which didn’t help the homesickness and the promise of meeting loads of interesting people. Anyone we met couldn’t speak english so what the hell were we to do!
Our first chore was to dump some of our baggage to decrease the weight which was quite painful
but necessary. In retrospect I dumped all the things I would lament the loss of in the future but Ais had been taught by ‘ the man’ and was like a German schoolteacher standing over us. The bubblebath went, the hairdryer, curler, epilady and vanity case (only joking) just some t-shirts, mossy nets, rain jackets,,,,, all those things that every manual tells you you’ll need. Herr Fuhrer herself though told us that they were not necessary – and from her 2 weeks experience and lessons from ‘the man’ we would not be needing them. Andrea did as was told. I kept my anorak and net for the time being – but the vesty tshirts, skirts and trousers went into the bin.
OUR FIRST RACE
The Egyptians are extremely nice people. We ventured out into the noise, pollution, overcrowding scary city streets of Cairo. Every few steps we take down the street we were hailed by "Welcome in Egypt" accompanied by big grins. It was so obvious we were foreign not, only because of our fair skin, blond hair, western clothes, but mainly cos we were the only females hazarding the sidewalk’s
The men are very helpful and we have no problem finding things - in fact people can be too helpful. The three of us learned important Arabic words from our friendly hostel host. People stare queerl6y at us as we squint our eyes and play games, trying to decipher the alphabet by using passing number plates on cars for practice. Men seem to go wild for three girls on the side of the street jumping up and down screeching no – that’s a 5 – it is like a triangle, the dot is the zero – think of the year dot to remember, or nothing, the end fullstop….. and the six is a backward seven, and the seven is a backward 3. Do people find our alphabet funny and weird – where did it come from- roman times wasn’t it? And where did the Arabic one stem from. This is the type of thought and conversation that you get into when travelling. Questions, questions, questions, wondering wondering as you wander round the country. Everything is potentially interesting and has a past and a history and a reason. You revert to childhood consciousness of asking questions about everything and asking ‘ mammy, where does pepper come from?"
Everyone wanted to talk to us on the street. Boys would grin and ask silly things, grown men asked us where we were from and others used any vista possible to try to get us into their shop or their brother's shop or a cousins shop. Name anything you wanted and they knew someone who had a shop that sold just that. So we did not find it odd when an older gentleman approached us and said 'You must be very sad". How do we take this. No, we're not sad, we like it here / no we do like our western lives and female liberties although sometimes I think the traditional woman stays at home and male is the breadwinner is not such a bad thing (some of my friends would gasp in horror). You must be sad because Diana is dead. Who is Diana? - You must be mistaken we are not travelling with any Diana. Your princess!!! No, not our princess we're Irish not part of the UK, but yes that would upset us, a great lady. This was a very good ploy to get our attention. Did we believe him? No, not at all, But he would take us to his shop (funny that) we were wondering how that managed to fit into the equation… and show us the newspaper in English. So off we toddled - an adventure if nothing else would be in store for us, or another free lemonade paid for only in our energy in saying repeatedly after samples of perfume on every free area of naked skin (which was not much I assure you) that we were POOR students, no money, would love to but poor, very poor, bye now. So we sat down in our third perfumery of the day (they all happened to be individual sellers to the body shop in our country). The guy asked his aide to go a fetch a newspaper. The famous three sat and waited, and waited, would we like to see some samples while we waited? No thankyou - are you sure, yes thankyou. So he paced up and down and sprayed samples in the air - to noone in particular but hey if we had liked the smell only $5 a jar. The boy came back 20 minutes later flustered - - all the English papers in the city were sold out. He got a good Arabic one with photos. Sure enough there was a car wreck and an insert of Diana. We were not familiar with the dodi connection but soon copped on to why the Egyptians w4re so interested in the accident. We walked home to the hostel with our heads down -
When you are a little girls you want to play princesses, you want to grow up to be a princess and wear all those lovely clothes. But somehow somewhere down the line the new rue is that princesses become unhappy, they die in car crashes and have terribly depressed lives
Monday 1 September
Last time I had:……. baked potatoes and real irish butthher….. one week
Everyone wants to show us something - be it a perfumery, a glass shop, a silver shop,
papyrus making (the woven canvass for the Egyptian paintings). There is always 'no obligation to buy' and it is rude to refuse a hospitable offer of a drink (tea, coke, 7UP..) so we have learned the skill of saying that we are either meeting an Egyptian friend who is showing us around or
that it looks great but we are poor students etc. We have even been brought to the
same shop by 2 different people... they all act as salesmen and give 10% of any sale to the owner of the shop. However one man can be a perfume salesman, a travel guide and a load of other things at the same time - depending on what you are looking for or at least they have a brother or a friend in the business.
Transportation is an amazing phenomenon. There is no such thing as adhering to traffic lights - although they do exist at some junctions but are usually subterfuged by a spatted police man. Traffic lanes do not exist - don't be fooled by the white painted lines on the ground. Wherever you can go - you go - and if that means the other side of the road tha's more fun for the toursits to gawk at.
It is obligatory to beep your horn at least once every 10 seconds, sometimes at other vehicles - other times just to keep yourself company. One person told us that a bus driver had2 different sounding horns - one for company and one for actually/beeping at the other traffic. He also has a whistle - so he opened the windows and doors of the bus and blew the whistle out of the window because the other cars do not notice the horn!
Tuesday 2 September
We went to Ramses station to get tickets for Luxor and Aswan. Queuing was a joke. Not a very funny one though. The egyptians grin through brown stained and quite often gleeming gold teeth and point and nod you in the direction of the queue you hand signalled for. Trhis happens to be the longest one with the smelliest people and stained underarms which is the height you r nose reaches cos you are small. We were put into 4 different queues before getting to the right one. There is no such thing as a straight line, the rule is push till you get served even if you are at the back. The smell of stagnant armpits ads intrigue to insence and sweaty beaded foreheads bordered by turbans irritating.
Eventually we got the tickets E50 each for 2nd class. A cheap price but was it worth the stress - sorry the beauty of travelling. That afternoon we went to old Cairo and saw the hanging church, the convent, St. Serguis, the oldest church in Egypt where Mary, Joseph and Jesus went to hide from King Herod. We saw the old Coptic and Orthodox cemeteries also. It was quit odd there the further you got form the metro station the more it looked like what you'd image in war-torn middle eastern areas to look like - just a mass of sandy bleached rubble and dirt. With black hooded women pottering around and grizzly men with their feet up outside makeshift bunkered stalls which acted as retail outlets. The main historical area was small in circumference and as the old stooped lady holding her black cape shut scuttled past I expected her to look up and see Michael Palin with crooked teeth giggling and gurgling - must get Brian. Sure that is the only time I would have gotten to see any reference to this type of Egypt. Every time someone tries to make a film about anything to do with the bible it is herodded as blasphemy ( sorry about the pun)
Wednesday 3 September
THE PYRAMIDS
The journey to the pyramids at Giza - about 18km out of Cairo. took us 45 minutes on a microbus and cost a mere 50 piastres (about 10p). The area is completely different from the romantic imagery you catch on TV or from photos on coffee table books. From the motorway you can only see the tips of these triangular forms. As you walk around the tatty hotels their magnificance becomes apparent added to by the camel camps at the base. These camps are tatty, sandy and full of half chewed looking tents and corrugated iron shelters. The view is like a scene from a jesus in the desert film. Camles stride with their own personal graces led by robed men. We looked for Mohammed Abu Ashwa (with whom Aisling had previously got a 'good price'). After shrugging off many touts and guides we finally found him riding high on Charlie Brown - one of the tallest camels in the camp. We sat down in his shelter with 2 of his friends and had tea and Coke and a chat. 40 minutes later Ais and myself got up on Charlie Brown while Andrea got on a smaller (but still very high off the ground) Whiskey Soda. Off we rode into the desert, past a very poor village, by a cemetery and up to the pyramids. Aisling and myself were in front on Charlie Brown and when we were freed from Mohammed's grasp off we went riding into the dunes. Riding on a camel takes a bit of getting used to. Imagine riding a horse only every movement multiplied by 20 - and add a bit of height from the ground below. The atmosphere however dampened any fears. This is what we went travelling to do…….. When in the desert…… not as far as the gasp!- I-need-a-drink-thirst-thing. We settled for just riding the camels. Our camels halted on a high sand dune to the left of the 3 largest pyramids and to the right of the 6 smaller ones locating a view of the Sphinx.
This is the way to do it. Other tourists get a bus to another viewing site with about 150 other tourists - I daresay riding a camel was a bit more realistic than the tourist bus. As we were perched looking across at the green belt of the oasis on the other side of Giza, a man on a mule strutted painfully riding up the hill. The guy looked far too big for the mule, legs splayed out to either side bobbing up and down as the frustrated mule trudged up the rocky side (not every inch is sand) The mule was introduced to us as the faithful Merth E Des and his master sold us some cold water. We could not refuse the little buy - as mohammed had literally come to the mountain. Other mules muling around the vicinity later in the day included Kad I Lak, Must Anghhh and so on - quite amusing. Mohammed's old camel was called Travolta as he gave the cleft-chinned man himself a camel ride about 6 years ago. At the time other tourists had to point out the celebrity as he did not recognise him (lack of TV / cinema thing I supposed). John has what Mohammed describes as 'a good face'. A strong face - That's one way of putting it!
We rode back through fields, mango orchards and villages to Mohammed's house. We met his wife of 11 years (aged 27) and his 5 kids. However she looked happy and Mohammed is a nice man - but god the culture shock for us! Usually young women marry older men in my world for companionship or money - not to stay at home baking bread all day and washing clothes for the many children! She cooked 2 meals for us that day which were absolutely scrumptious. Mohammed had left us for a few minutes to ride the camel to the local shop/stall. He arrived back with a fresh chicken for our dinner. We laughed and chatted as best as we could on the roof while the fresh chicken was killed, defeathered and cooked for us. We ate on the roof of his house as the sun set to the left of the pyramids and listened to his stereo - blaring out his favourite tape - which included songs like the Macerena, Saturday Night, Coco Jamba (yes it is completely true)The neighbours had a good look at us too and one threw over a tape from an 'Irish man' when the found out what nationality we were ..... and we listened to DEF LEPPARD for a while, grinning. All the houses in the area look unfinished - the reason for this is that when a son gets married, if he cannot afford his own house another storey is built on top of the parents house and he and his new wife and family reside there and so on. So some houses were much taller than others and all had steel cables sticking from the roofs, just in case.
At 9.30 we said goodbye and had a trail of 10 kids running after our camels as we rode back through the villages to the pyramids to catch the end of the laser light show. We got the bus home and crashed out for the night.
Thursday 4 September
Every muscle in our bodies were aching - some we have never used before. We slept late and then took a walk to the GPO to buy stamps. The stalls in Islamic Cairo offered clothes, meat (including pigs heads, trotters, brains...), spices etc.. Of course deliberately we got lost on our way to the Citadel and ended up in a very old part - with extremely dirty streets and houses. We were a
bit scared. Actaully weird unfamiliar men grinning through brown -teeth if they had any at all, and loads of little kids hanging off you and grabbing your clothes and bags and stry wolf-like dogs biting at your heels was terrifying. But as I have said before the Egyptians are extremely honest and friendly so we eventually found our way - very thirsty and tired to the uphill trek to the Mohammed Ali Mosque in the Citadel. From here the view over the rooftops of Cairo was spectacular. We relaxed in the mosque to the sound of the chandeliers tinkling in the wind and the circles of lanterns encompassing the middle of the floor. We got home in a local packed bus with our noses pressed against the front window (always sit/stand beside the driver because of wandering hands), which was a lesson in Cairo traffic!!!
Friday 5 September
Today we were supposed to go on a 3 hour camel trek from Giza to the step pyramids at Saqqari.
However Andrea is feeling a little under the weather so we are going another day. Tomorrow we are off on our 17 hour train journey to Aswan, Luxor and Abu Simbel- all of which you will know from Indiana Jones and Agatha Christie. We are taking a felucca sailboat on a 3 day trip up the Nile from Aswan to Efdu. We are really looking forward to this
Saturday 6 September
We watched Lady Di's funeral on the hotel television - very sad, ate McDonald's and boarded the train to Aswan at 10pm that night.
Sunday 7 September
The guide book says allow anything from 12 to 17 hours for the train ride to Aswan - after a night of Spaniards singing on the train we finally got there at 11.30 am - not too bad. We followed some people we met on the train to the Nubian Oasis hotel where Captain Jamaica, famous over here, was awaiting our arrival - to sell us something of course - a felucca trip with him.
The Lonely Planet says that the view from the Terrace Bar at the Old Cataract Hotel is absolutely fabulous, so we set off in the general direction. After 30 minutes in a sweltering 35-40°C we were very cranky when we finally arrived. We plonked ourselves at the plush poolside bar, took a quick snap of the fantastic Nile, with sailboats, hanging trees, Elephantine island... but the hotel staff got to us pretty quickly to inform us that if we were not guests the cost of sitting would be - can't remember - far too much anyway. So we were walking away - still dying of thirst and we met a man! - He worked at the hotel, took us down to his felucca on the Nile where we had tea with himself and another Mohamed! and chatted and looked at his photo album taken by his friend, a famous Austrian artist - Liz ?? We learned about the history of the area - the visits from the previous Aga Khan and how since he died in 1957, his wife places a single red rose on his tomb every day that she is there, a task which the caretaker does when she is away, carrying on the way he wooed her back in Paris decades ago! We were then invited in to the Old Cataract Hotel where Agatha Christie stayed while writing 'Death on the Nile' and it is just as you would picture it - wealth in the Middle East, we had a freshly squeezed orange juice and air conditioning 'on the house' (or hotel?) and felt like beggars in a palace. That evening we got a boat to Elephantine island - so named because the rocks look like elephants bathing (there are also other explanations) and congregated with other backpackers in Captain Jamaica's garden and discussed the upcoming felucca trip up the Nile. We then all had dinner, walked through the wonderful souqs (street markets) and retired to bed - an early start awaiting us.
Monday 8 September
Got up at 3am and got onto the minibus at 4am for the 4 hour trip through the desert to Abu Simbel where the temple Ramsses II is situated on Lake Nasser. It is the famous one of the 4 statues in a sitting position guarding a fantastic temple with hieroglyphics etc. The journey back through the desert with mirages in 45°C was like an oven with a hairdryer in your face all the time.
Tuesday 6 September
Got up early and a convoy of 3 feluccas, 30 backpackers, headed off sailing up the Nile. RELAXING HEAVEN are the best words to describe the trip without an ounce of boredom. At night we had a bonfire on the beach and danced and sang along to drums while the sun went down - and long after. A felucca is a fibreglass boat with canvas draped in the middle - to lie the day away neath the beaming sun ( and in the shade of the sail if you are too hot). The sail boat meanders its tack up the nile while you lie or sit head rested on hand and suanter through thoughts and imaginations that lap in your mind as the soft waters lap against the bow of the boat creating a soothing sound suffocating the senses. Yes - peace - with the banks of the nile offering glimpses of herds, birds and all sorts of wildlife and the occasional bathing and playing children splashing in the silence.
Wednesday 10 September
Did much the same - some got into the Nile and swam but the potential diseases from the waters of the Nile caused some of us to stay dry and safe on the boat. Some venturous souls jumped off the back for a swim. They held the rope attached to the back of the rope for guidance. As Aislings turn came the wind picked up and the boat went faster and the strength needed to keep a firm grip on the rope was giving up - the water flushed against her shaking body and a malicious Captain Jamaica seemed to enjoy watching her in pain. Eventually she got in shaking from fear and the tension in her arms from trying to hold on. Again we watched the sunset and made little animals out of the stars and saw no less than 3 shooting stars (none of my wishes have come true, yet!)
Thursday 11 September
Got ashore and jeeped up to Edfu and Luxor where we booked into the Happyland hotel and drank a couple of local nasty beers.
Friday 12 September
Some of us set off for the Valley of the Kings, Queens etc... by minibus. Drunken promises the night before had hinted at hiring bicycles and surviving the heat. Debates as to the amount of travel involved, uphill, downhill, puncture likelihood, likelihood of getting ripped of, likelihood of falling down exhausted and exasperated of desperate thirst and general sense of unfitness. I awoke the next morning hoping everyone had slept off the idea and that the cranking headache would not enable them to keep balance getting out of bed let alone let them think of keeping it together on a bike in a strange land. Alas no - the hitleresque bodies decided it would be perfect in the 35Oc heat. But oh not me - I decided to go with the masses - the crows as it were - and together we hired a minibus. So while Aisling, Michelle and Eric decided to cycle (which they regretted later) we got an extra bit of sleep and called a minibus company.
The tombs were great but I have to say - not at the top of my list of favourite places so far. Firstly it costs to get into each individual tombs - tourist prices!. The heat is unbearable. As are the loads of tourist buses with fat middle-aged people being brought around by their guides shaking papyrus fans at their reddening rolling faces and wiping the beads of sweat from their foreheads and glasses with a crimpled handkerchief. There are many of them - you need to research and purchase a decent guide-book to give you the history and advice on which ones to go to. Some are more interesting that others - more to offer in terms of climbing down numerous stairs or creeping in between and behind large craters to get the opening or descending for ages to arrive in the claustrophobic tiny area. However the contents of these tombs leave a lot to be desired - in that there are often none. The hieroglyphics are fading and one needs a torch to look into the great stone tombs that are left - unfortunately with dangling spider and furry webs as their only inhabitants as the original contents have been brought to many rich museums around the world.
The heat did not help and most of the insides have been taken away to the museums.
So being Irish we bought Duty-Free spirits and drank to some of us splitting up the next day.
Saturday 13 September
Slept in and then walked to the Luxor Temple and then on to the Temple of Karnak - a huge and brilliant place. Amazingly large place…………<< describe>>. Boarded the coach to the Suez canal that night.
Sunday 14 September
Arrived in Suez at 3am and then got a minibus to Dahab. Arrived at the suez canal at night and therefore could not see this famous land / river mark. Mini bus tried to do us out of money - said their was no local bus - so a few of us chipped in together and hired a minibus.
On arrival we booked into the AusKi camp, slept and then explored Dahab. Dahab is another extremely relaxing and tie-dyed place, the cafés are but the sea and you just sit around all day on the cushions chatting and eating. We decided to stop here for a while and rest!!! at only 5Epunds (or 1 sterling) it was the obvious choice. Since this time we have learned that Dahab as we know it no longer exists. This could be a cultural debate. While it was a great place the drinking and lazing that went with it was not a characteristic of Egypt. Indeed Muslims don’t drink! So apparently since are departure ( and nothing to do with anything we did there) the cafes have lost their licenses to sell alcohol and other substances and the beach cafes and pillows that once lined the lapping Red Sea have been confiscated or burned ( no - probably just put in the rubbish bin - but that means they are ultimately burned or buried - so I am not bulshitting too much). And the place is now desolate! Pity - but I do think there is a valid argument and romanticism in Egypt remaining true to its culture and religion ad not being tainted by what westerners and others require.
Monday 15 September
Lazed again, swam.... We took jeeps to the Blue Hole to snorkel (diving is far too expensive and scary). It had fantastic coral life and huge colourful fish as well as schools of tiny blue and white glistening fish. ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. Andrea let out a yelp had bitten her - yeah right. So when my big white arse was up in the air in the water ( picture it) and I was ferociously trying to grip at loose coral to get out of the reef one of the blighters went for the meat on my thigh - a nibble more than a bite - but significant enough to give a fright and fall back into the water. One of my masks let in water which frightened me a lot as I was on the outer edge of the coral reef and started to panic. Nothing serious but the few minutes that I panicked were extremely terrifying - things flash through your head which make you panic more - and then as you gasp for breath and start to loose your strength you try to fight off the tears cos you cannot afford to waste the precious energy. Luckily a friend saw my struggle and came over to calm me down and swapped his mask with me and guided me back to the shore where I sat and regained my courage.
Andrea and myself were in the bright pink jeep with a character driving - off his head and the Aussie lads edging him to go faster and faster as we slalomed through the desert beach - scary - and we held tight!! The dude at the wheel ( and he was a dude - a big hunk of a kiwi guy - pity about the personality though) decided he would yell at the jeep ahead of us that he was going to catch them. They were far ahead and there was not a chance - or so it seemed. It was one of those - oh we're in a crazy mans jeep and in danger of being killed - but what a good story - crashed by the red sea in a jeep with crazy dudes playing chicken with another crowd by a coral reef. I know it may seem morbid but on many occasions while you are travelling in strange lands with foreign people and in bizarre situations and danger is in the air - you do think of how this weird and exciting experience would translate itself if it were to be told over a beer in the local pub in Ireland - it would sound so fantastically - and again you do wonder about going home in a wooden box. Morbid sense of adventure - but part of the human psychic.
We also took a diversion and snorkelled in the more dangerous Colour Canyon. This area has no cafes and only really the locals know about it. It is not nearly as colourful as the blue hole despite the name but the fish are definitely more bizarre- and dangerous as the lion and razor fish can apparently give one extremely nasty stings. To swim to the canyon one must first swim for about 8 minutes in very shallow water over coral and ocean life. Great exercise for the stomach as that had to be kept in so as not to burn ourselves off the coral and avoiding potentially dangerous fish.
We tried the shisha - or hubbly bubbly/water pipe in the restaurant that night.
Tuesday 16 September
Lazed again while the local girls plaited our hair and made us bracelets...<< describe the girls >>
Young - worldly wise,
Wednesday 17 September
Had a proper beef lasagne and scrumptious chocolate brownie in Cafe Juz, run by a Kiwi lady... then I got the 24 hour bug! I had races to the toilet every few minutes and was miserable in a foreign land with an illness - I just wanted my mother to come and tuck me in or offer me icecream while I rested on the couch, cool duvet over my corps and magazines and books on hand and the godly remote control in the other. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Thursday 18
Heard about the bomb in Cairo - but we are safe and far away. Still quite ill.
Friday 19 September
All better now. We got a shared taxi to Mount Sinai in the night - took a while because of security checks etc....
Got there and then Aisling decided that the foot of the huge mountain at 1am would be a good time to get the bug that I had. So we had a very difficult climb to the top - Paddy last was a suitable Irish nickname for us. Ais got a camel up some of the way to the final 700 steps (using the terms steps loosely - more like rocks going uphill). We got to the top at about 4am absolutely knackered - bedded down beside the Kiwi girls we had befriended.
Saturday 20 September
Awoke before sunrise along with hundreds of other tourists of all ages and nationalities and ages. The sun rise over miles of desert from where Moses received the 10 Commandments was spectacular and worth the climb (after the fact of course). Then we headed down the hill - 3,000 steps and very aching legs shaking all the way down to St Catherine's Monastery and the burning bush etc... we got into our taxis very tired and managed to snooze despite the glaring sun.
Sunday 21 September
Arrived back at Dahab, said goodbye and headed up to Nuweiba for the slow boat to Aqaba in Jordon - our 2nd country. We got through the long and tedious customs (but luckily, being female we have a special queue of our own!) and got on the boat at 12 midday. We sat on our little green patch of deck (the fast boat took 3 hours and was $45 whereas this was $30). The boat left the port 4 hours later!!! The journey was quite lopsided as the hundreds of Arabs decided to park themselves near us and just stare fascinated at us for the whole trip???? I had my head down at one stage and an empty bottle was thrown at me to get my attention to look over the side. And sure enough there was about 20 dolphins cheerfully jumping with the boat's direction - tremendous. The Arabs got as much excitement out of our whoops of WOW every few seconds. It was fantastic!
We got in late and got a taxi to the Petra Hotel where we bedded on the roof.
Jordan
Sunday 21 September
Arrived back at Dahab, said goodbye and headed up to Nuweiba for the slow boat to Aqaba in Jordon - our 2nd country. We got through the long and tedious customs (but luckily, being female we have a special queue of our own!) and got on the boat at 12 midday. We sat on our little green patch of deck (the fast boat took 3 hours and was $45 whereas this was $30). The boat left the port 4 hours later!!! the journey was quite lopsided as the hundreds of Arabs decided to park themselves near us and just stare fascinated at us for the whole trip???? I had my head down at one stage and an empty bottle was thrown at me to get my attention to look over the side. And sure enough there was about 20 dolphins cheerfully jumping with the boat's direction - tremendous. The Arabs got as much excitement out of our whoops of WOW every few seconds. It was fantastic! We got in late and got a taxi to the Petra Hotel where we bedded on the roof.
Monday 22 September
Went for a walk down to the beach where we met Kamel - a local boy. We had tea (they all ask you to sit and have teas) and met some of his friends. One (rather ugly god bless him) had a Belgian girlfriend and had asked a friend to translate and write a love letter to her which he asked Aisling to read out loud. Andrea and myself were nearly crying trying to stop bursting laughter as Ais read I really miss you touch, I kiss everything that you touched...I love your body, you're sexy body, I want to make love to your body again..... I cried after I talked to you on the phone...... and similar stuff but all incorrect grammar and spelling. All the while he was smiling and saying "it is good yes?" It was hard. He then took us out in his glass-bottomed boat and we glimpsed the mostly dead coral of Aqaba/Eilat Bay where huge tankers were stationed in the middle of the bay (and some in graveyards at the bottom of he shallow bay). Kamel then took us to the tourist Bedouin village and the local castle which we explored by lighter-light. At one stage while Kamel was hovering over a hole in the deep dark tower he nearly feel when the bats flew out at him - we, being ever brave, ran shrieking..... leaving him there. Having recovered we went to his friend's souvenir shop.. Mohamed a very educated young lad who taught us Backgammon and about Bedouin antiques... Ais got her head shaved again in the local barbers and then that night we went back for a sing-song in the Bedouin camp. The young cotton-woollen 6 month old camel befriended us but managed to push over Aisling by prodding her with his head in her stomach and she took two wobbly steps backwards and collapsed on her bum and looked like a 4 year old about to cry. Needless to say Andrea and myself cracked up laughing. A VERY GOOD DAY
Tuesday 23 September
Got an early bus to the desert based WADI RUM. We organised a jeep for 7 of us - a Dutch couple, us 3, Beth, the American back from working in Pakistan and a Jap. Our driver was a smiley Bedouin and made us tea in a make-shift fires every time we stopped. We climbed the rock bridge (me shaking at the top but I loved climbing), trekked up the red sand dune (every difficult on the legs) and played there for a while, saw Laurence of Arabia's house in the desert, his well and then watched the sun set over the desert on the rocks while our guide hummed a traditional song, we sang Danny Boy and Beth shouted new York, New York. 13km back through the darkened desert to rest on the roof under the stars again - only 1 shooter this time. A few of our old friends arrived from Dahab and we chatted again.
Wednesday 24 September
Got to Petra and stayed at the Musa Spring Hotel. Went to Petra - highly priced but worth every penny/piastre. After the long 2 km walk through the rocks we saw what everyone knows about Petra - the treasury appearing through the crack in the narrow Siq. Wonderful in the afternoon light. We hiked up to the High Place of Sacrifice, viewed the whole panorama and made our way down the back of the hill. The cliffs, caves and everything have fantastic colours - all natural yellow/rusty red/blue...... whose curves due to faults make a superb natural interior decor for the caves/homes/temples carved out in the rock-face. I can't describe in words how amazing it was - MY FAVOURITE PLACE SO FAR - by a long shot!!! We got back to the hotel and feasted on a buffet and watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with it's views (incorrectly shown) of Petra which has been playing every night in the hotel for the last 4 years.
Thursday 25 September
Got up early and met up with the other Aussie guys, Tim (originally met on the train from Cairo and ever since), Grant and Skip, Beth and Kate. We climbed up to the high monastery and sat in the shade by a cave (similar to the caves in the Flintstones) and laughed - a great time. After 2 hours we made our way down through the colonnaded street, other temples etc... and the amphitheatre of course. Tired, and having nearly lost Andrea, we got on the Jet bus to Amman. Stayed in the FILTHY Veniys hotel full of cockroaches - one which I found in my boot the next morning (after tying it so I was in agony for 3 minutes (seemed like 1 hour) The big mxxxthxxxxer was about the size of my index finger and wriggled.
Friday 26 September
Went to check out the Farah Hotel - the best - like the Hilton on comparison. We went to Jerash - fantastic ruins that day, then treated my nerves to McDs and then found the Irish Bar - guess what - had a few and returned home to our lovely hotel.
Saturday 27 September
Andrea was a bit ill so Ais and myself went to change our flights and get a letter of recommendation from he Irish Consulate for a visa into Syria. Had beautiful chicken schwermas and visited the fruit and veg soup to stock up on good fruit to revive us. That night it rained - while we were on the roof - we got saturated - first time it has rained since we have been here.
Sunday 28 September
Went to the Syrian embassy, went to the huge Roman amphitheatre, and browsed. Treated ourselves to the cinema - "My best friends Wedding".
Monday 29 September
Got our visas. Went to Madaba - famous for mosaics for the day. We also visited Mt. Nebo with a view into Israel and over the Dead Sea, and the tomb of Moses.
Tuesday 30 September
Had a local and very cheap brunch and left for the Dead Sea. It was so weird - you could stand out of you depth and you just could not sink. So we played for a bit - stingy eyes. We collected the famous black mud from the bottom - with the help of a few locals and then donned the black stuff, took a few snaps of us black from head to toes except for the eyes, let it dry and then washed it off - Our whole skin was soft as a baby's bum... Met a few people that night - out for something to eat and a cup of tea.
Syria and Israel
Friday 10 October
Found a cyber cafe in Amman, Books@cafe and uploaded the diary. When I returned to the hotel many hours later it had been a lazy day, and it continued so. We phoned home and got an update on the Presidential situation and goings-on in Ireland...among other gossip.
Saturday 11 October
As Israel was celebrating Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement) we had another easy day in Amman.
Sunday 12 October
Ooops - slept late again - becoming a habit. Got to the Abdali bus station at 1.30pm to found out that the buses only went to the King Hussein Border crossing in the mornings. So after refusing exorbitant taxi offers for about 5 JD each we finally found the service taxi area and got into a hugely overcrowded white taxi which raced us over the steep mountain roads to the border for 1.5 JD. Getting the actual stamp out of Jordan on our passports took a while as the security guy decided that since the bus was waiting for us it would be an opportune time to phone a friend and gossip, sit back in the seat grinning your white teeth at the 3 girls, the passports queuing themselves to the side. So the bus pulled off without us. We eventually got a stamp out after having to go to the bank to get change. NOTE: Everywhere in the Middle East shops etc. do NOT have change. They are of the mentality that if you don’t have change then it is your tough luck, you should take your money and business elsewhere - bizarre. So we got the bus through no-mans-land in the Jordanian Valley which is just as you would imagine. The barren desert stretches out on either side and if you strain hard enough you can make out the little huts with the soldiers on guard on either side of the straight road. On the other side you immediately see the different culture and lifestyle of the Israelis. There are women workers everywhere (probably a relative observation considering it has been a rare sight in the last month). We got a taxi in to Jerusalem with a friend whose flat we are staying in. That evening we all went to the local supermarket and generally acted like kids let loose with a shopping trolley - so many things to choose from!
Monday 13 October
1 Sterling pound = approx. 5.3 Israeli shekel
$1 US Dollar = approx 3.42 Israeli shekel
We entered the Old City through the Jaffa Gate. We exchanged money after discovering that even in the Tourist Office they were on the brink of charging tourists to breathe, visited the Christian Information Centre and bought water and a roll and settled ourselves down in the Jewish Quarter. Many tour groups passed, mainly American Jews and the sounds of same trying out blowing the horns to announce the beginning of the Sabbath on a Friday night began to annoy us. We then strolled through the tourist souqs trying to find the famous buildings in between stalls and robes and jewellery etc. Eventually ending up at Damascus Gate - the most elaborate entrance to the Old City. Having seen a figure walking on high on the ramparts we decided that this would be the perfect way to oversee the city as we were getting lost all the time in the mazes of the souqs and the map in our guide book was not very reliable. Needless to say it took us 30 minutes to find the entrance - outside the gate - to the left - down to the gardens, under a suspicious looking bridge and down a narrow path. After paying for student price and Aisling squealing softly over the scuttling of a rat across her path - we made our way up to the high rampart walk along the top of the wall. From here one could see over the rooftops but it was still difficult and we had not enough knowledge of the area to recognise significant buildings - but the experience and view was fantastic. We walked around the Christian Quarter to the New Gate and then the Jaffa Gate. Descending and ascending again we passed the Armenian Quarter and ended up past the Jewish Quarter at the Zion Gate where the ramparts ended for tourists the rest is ‘under reconstruction" at the moment. We descended into another tour group of New York Jews, bought some postcards and discovered the Western or Wailing Wall about 100 metres in front of us. Many Jews were congregated and praying, swaying too and fro and we took the opportunity to go up to the wall in the women’s area and see the letters stuck into the wall. The section of wall is the only area that remains of the Jewish Temple originally built by Herod in 20BC, the area since has been conquered by the Christians and was built over by the Muslims. Now on top of the old Jewish Temple stands 3 mosques, 3rd only in importance to the Muslims to Mecca and Medina. The Dome of the Rock has a magnificent Gold dome which can be seen for miles around. the stone altar at which Abraham was prepared to sacrifice his only son is also at this site.
In the early afternoon we went outside the walls and overlooked the City of David, walked on by the Kidron Valley with the old tombs and started the hard trek up the Mount of Olives from where the sunset overlooking the walled Old City of Jerusalem is unmissable. We panted past and visited the All Nations Church and the Garden of Gethsemane (where Judas betrayed Jesus), passed the domed Church of Mary Magdalene, Pater Noster and Dominos Flevit. To the right stretching for ages is the desecrated Jewish cemetery (ruined by the Jordanians between the 1940s and 60s) where Rupert Murdoch is buried and also as seen in the end scene from the Shindler's List movie. We reached the top in a bad condition and plonked ourselves down on a wall above the tourist buses afraid of the effect of gravity on our light heads. It was cloudy which made the redness of the sunset over the rooftops amazing.
Tuesday 14 October
Got up late again! Found a baked potato place (hung over from drinking game the night before). Visited the Great Synagogue and on to the Monastery of the Cross and then through the parks to the Israel Museum. In this magnificent museum we saw the Dead Sea Scrolls, on which is written the Judaism Torah which were uncovered in caves above the dead sea in 1948? We then got a guided tour around the Jewish area, learning the traditions, dress, manuscripts, culture etc. and on to the archaeological area of the museum which was fascinating. Result, sore heads from trying to intake so much history in such a short time.
Wednesday 15 October
Today is the first day of the Festival of Sukkot (or shelters), so the city closes at 2pm (like Christmas at home). We learned in the tour last night that this is to celebrate the harvest. In their nomadic days the Jews were able to pack up their homes which were made out of planks of wood and covered with palm leaves of some other natural substance and never totally blocked out the sky reminding the occupants that God is always above them (handy when they were being moved on from place to place by the Germans also). Replicas of these shelters are constructed all over the city for the festivities. As I type I can hear the groups clapping and singing and celebrating. In the Old City we wandered through the Christian Quarter. At the Church of the Holy Sepulchre is where we saw the Tomb of Jesus Christ. However, this honourable visit was made humorous by a crazy woman who must have what is known as the ‘Jerusalem syndrome'. In times gone by people have been known to be so overawed with finally being in Jerusalem that they think themselves the Holy Virgin Mary, the next Messiah etc.. and camp up in the Mount of Olives and wait to have a tea party with God. Anyway this woman approached Andrea just as we were about to enter the tomb of Christ and planted a kiss on her cheek the stared at Aisling close up to her face. So the giggling began as she made her way down the queue kissing and hugging men and women with a happy smile on her face and sporadically raising her arms to heaven. She entered the tomb before us but did not go past the priest on the door, instead kissed his embarrassed face and tried to touch him all over. Kneeling dramatically before the shrine and wailed her prayers, as the 3 of us looked on in the cramped area (only fits 4 at a time). The she embarrassed and shocked more holy visitors. The church is an amazing array of shrines and stairways... most of what I saw I do not know the significance of; must get a book on the church alone/go to a library if we had paid for a guide it may have helped). Secreted in one corner behind a gate was an icon of the Virgin Mary. The whole area was dark though and we stood wondering what the Italian tour guide was saying and why all the elderly tourists were holding candles up to the icon. He told us and we experimented. We peered into the space, blocked only by the grille, and sure enough in the candlelight - the Virgin Mary was blinking!!! all I can say is we all saw it with our own eyes - at the same time we were seeing her blink over and over again - I will offer no explanations in case people start to get worried about us. Then we walked through the Via Doloroso (the stations of the cross!)
After spending some time watching not-so-good busking actors doing James Bond at Damascus Gate we wandered to the rooftops over the Dome of the Rock and overlooking the Jewish Wailing Wall where the ringleted and black-robed orthodox Jews were preparing for Yom Kippur. We tried Knaffel - a sweet sugary substance and pistachios on melted cheese (which is not to my taste) and returned home - ready for the 12 hour bus trip from Jerusalem to Cairo beginning at 7 am and costing, with visas, exit taxes, border taxes, entry visas etc. a whopping $107. Oh well, Israel is extremely expensive compared to the rest of the Middle East (on a par with Ireland) but is certainly worth it.
Thursday 16 October
Got up early and got the bus to Cairo - FUN!
Friday 15 October
Today Andrea and myself got up early from a restless and multi-bitten night and went to the amazing Egyptian museum in Cairo. We saw tombs, mummies, masks, statues............... WOW - what a rich past! Then the 3 of us got 3 local buses - for a 40km journey (costing 30p altogether - the joys of being mushed in between Egyptians on the minibus (BO heaven)) to Saqqara - where the step pyramids are resting - the precursors to the famous Giza pyramids. Got a few great snaps of village life - farmers, camels hauling palm leaves, cattle and little boys on donkeys! We're off to India, Bombay tonight - so 'stay tuned' as they say - elsewhere in the world!
Stage 2: brings us from Bombay through south east Asia.
Before I start To quote the Bible - or The Lonely Planet:
India is not a place that you simply and clinically see; it's a total experience, an assault on the senses, a place that you'll never forget"
This is very true. India, so far has been hard work but extremely rewarding. Reports from people who have travelled here before were diverse; some absolutely hated it, some adored it and some only loved it after some time away.... We love the country, but we are outsiders - we have not sat in on or shared in the customs directly. We are experiencing India very much as an observer rather than actually taking part in the social behaviour (which mum will be glad to hear I am not yet spitting, snotting and shitting on the streets). India is tiring; simple tasks take a lot of time and pushing, buses and trains are cramped, the filth and squalor is appalling, everywhere is crowded, people are tiny and malnourished, limbless beggars and children surround you, the stench from the garbage, sewers and cowpats on the streets, the pollution, and constantly watching and holding tight to your belongings.
Still, after pointing out all these things, India is an incredible experience not to be missed. The customs and underlying culture and social behaviour of the race is fascinating and arouses much emotion. The journeys in actually getting things done and the atmosphere is more important than specifically seeing a specific site or place of interest. It is hard to describe here in words, and I do not have the benefit of a thesaurus, dictionary or brilliant descriptive writing skills but I shall try my best and hopefully get some photos unloaded when I get to a scanner. Here goes anyway!
$US 1 = 35.75 Indian Rupees
Sterling ! = 57.75 Indian Rupees
Saturday 18th October
After an overnight flight from Cairo to Bombay and finding the Ex-Serviceman's coach we arrived in Colaba, the cheaper area of Bombay (locally - Mumbai). I still can't help thinking of the similarity of the word with Colombo but the reality could not be more far apart save for the grubby appearance. It was a race against all the other backpackers on the coach to get to the Salvation Army hostel first as accommodation as both relatively expensive and overbooked in Mumbai. We all pretended to be friends on the bus and everyone was asking everyone else for directions - do you know the way. None of us did - and I believe we were all being sincere cos everyone looked at each other as we descended. Then off orienteering in various directions each with the lonely planet page map open. Some were following pointed fingers, others trying to look for landmarks - what is bloody 66' and others looking for landmarks. Other were turning the page upside down - trying to figure to where the hell we were. The Lonely Planet is very much talked about and argued about by travellers. I still maintain that it is a good book and good kicstart to arriving in a country or town. If you want to get more adventurous from thee you are all free not to follow the Lonely Planet trail. If it were not for books like these then I would never had had the guts to travel. However I do agree that it is the bane of this type of book that ruins a great little discovery by travellers when it is printed on these pages That is life - where will we all be when all the new areas are used up and there are no little ' beaches/' left undiscovered - only familiar by word of mouth! Ah - well - there'll be virtual travel - and we can lock up the smells and noises as well as the pictures on our 18' monitor.
Anyhow funnily enough we all failed to find lodgings when we eventually got there (yes we were second). Instead we got harassed by too many little grubby Indian boys all promising the best and cheapest rooms if we just follow them (one little chancers selling point was the shabby ' Prossie Hotel'). After much headache we met a Dutch couple walking along the sea front (sounds much nicer than it actually was). They pointed us to an OK hotel and though we got there by ourselves and the Lonely Planet map, a little brat insisted to the owner that he took us ( trying to get his commission which of course would be added to our bill). We eventually got rid of him, took a little walk, had a bite to eat and slept on 2 beds shoved together - for a long time.
Sunday 19th October
Walking down Colaba Causeway introduced us to India. Shops cramp together and stalls sell everything from little-electric-tea-boilers-for-cups, to tiny cheese toasties. We checked in to the better priced, cleaner, less smelly ( it is a relative thing) and more spacious Volga hotel, set our bags down and headed off to the docks. At the huge Gate of India by the deluxe Taj Mahal Hotel we drank milkshakes and bought bananas and hopped on to the small boat to take us the 10km to Elephanta Island. Being and busy industrial port there were hundreds of huge tankers crowding the filthy muddy brown sea into which young boys were jumping and playing. Elephanta Island is like a Paradise Island, and very popular with families of a Sunday. We dined on rice and dahl and climbed the soft, stall-lined steps in 35 C and heavy 75% humidity, to the top to explore the temples carved into the rock and dedicated to the Hindu God Siva. We had a great time talking to families who approached us and it was great that people spoke English albeit sometimes in an indistinguishable tongue and women talked to us also. We watched them play cricket, and saw monkeys playfully racing after the balls. That night after 20 month, I met my sister who arrived from Sydney on her way home to Ireland. A few tears were shed and a few inquisitive glances given in our direction.
Monday 20th October
Today we managed to get our rail tickets to Varnasi thanks to the tourist quota ( about 10$ for 1500km) - a few seats that they set aside specifically for tourists on the otherwise booked 2 months in advance train. I sent a parcel to Ireland. This process is not as straight forward as that simple sentence. It was a disposable camera that I wanted to send back home. So we got to the GPO and asked which desk I should go to. Then I got moved to another ( the numbers and script are Hindi and therefore we get lost quite easily). I eventually found that the parcel wrappers were located across the road and not just outside the GPO. This is a procedure whereby all parcels must be wrapped and sewn in linen at special stalls ( probably to increase distribution of labour and increase employment and why not increase the difficulty in getting things done while they are at it). So, now there are 5 wooden stall-type things similar to bookies at the races and 5 men grinning up with stained teeth. Prices are fixed so that saves some hassle of finding the cheapest option, but they could not get over the disposable camera phenomenon. They decided it would break in the post so I took the thing apart to get at the film. The looks on their faces while I ripped open the camera was funny, they were all trying to get out of their seats to stop me as I was trying to tell them that it was OK - the camera could only be used once. So while one person places the film in a reinforced envelope and sewed thread around the perimeter and then sealed it is 8 places by burning a length of wax and fixing his stamp on it, the other guys were busily trying to put together the camera like little boys with an airfix set, the lens caused a lot of fascination. Back inside the GPO I went to the queue to get the thing weighed and put in parcel post. The guy then told me it would pass as a letter - so back to the letter queue to get it weighed and the price of the stamp - then another queue to buy stamps then had to find the post box for foreign letters ( again couldn't read the font). 45 minutes later I returned to the girls whose heads were firmly fixed to the table top, snoozing. That afternoon we went to the Hanging Gardens, Liz and Ais touched a snake I had the important job of taking photos so I could not be doing that kind of thing) and saw the Towers of Silence where the Parsians put their dead ( they hold water, air and fire as sacred) to be disposed of by vultures. That night we got in out of the squalor and filthy street and went to the cinema to see CONAIR followed by a trip to the station to get our luxury train.
Tuesday 20th October
It took us ages to decipher which platform we should be on and more questions to more people to find out that the train on the other track was actually the one going to Varanasi. When we got to our reserved seats we had to shift some Indians who had lodged there. The tourist quota in second class sleeper is 6 people - the other 2000 or so seats being reserved by Indians and then another 3000 cramped anywhere for good measure. The train was packed, smelly and claustrophobic with bars on the windows and not an inch of space that was not brown-stained. All during the journey we had to watch our bags, keep our seats and bear the stares from all he Indian men who had by now even settled in between the rucksacks on the luggage racks, 2 slept at our feet and the general sound of farts and snores and the rattle of the fan negated any feeling of sleep. Things did lighten up when Martin - our English buddy decide us got out the guitar and we tried to wail any songs we all knew the words and tune to - the Indians looking on all the time. Then Kristen, the6 sixth member of this tourist quota cracked open a bottle of wine ( a small bottle she had kept since her plane journey over 6 weeks before). We passed it around 4 times each taking a sip and the sun came out and the fields were green and the little children were taking school lessons outside in the fields.
Wednesday 21th October
We arrived at 4.30am in the morning and got rickshaws to the main ghat and watched the sun come up. Varanasi is the eternal city and is an important Hindi pilgrimage area. The roads and dirt tracks are more potholes and stones than level areas, cattle roam and stand their ground on in the middle of the streets ( they are sacred here and are allowed do anything and don't get eaten) and there are millions of people walking, cycling, on rickshaws ( manual and auto ) and the occasional automobile though this is a rare sight. There are over 100 ghats in Varanasi. Ghats are steps down to the sacred Ganges river where Hindus bathe, wash clothes, drink, perform puja ( ritual prayer) and use as a toilet, all in the same area! The sight of this social behaviour is amazing - so beautiful, the women in their saris waist deep in water and the men soaping their skinny torsos and the sadhus praying. Battered wooden stalls line the streets offering a shave, a shoeshine anything you want and at next-to-nothing. From the main Dasaswamedh Ghat we walked to the burning ghat called Manikarnika. This is so difficult to describe and we could not take photos but I do have a postcard. Dead bodies are swathed in orange and gold cloth and brought down on bamboo stretchers tot he cremation area which is a series of bonfires. Piles off wood surround the area and are loaded onto boats on the river. The body is washed in the holy water of the Ganges and then places on one of the ready wood piles. The main mourner has his head shaved and wears a white sheet only. He lights the flame with a torch from the eternal flame in the temple above. A body take 2.5 - 3 hours to burn completely after which time water from a clay pot is poured over the dying embers and smashed symbolising the final separation of the spirit from the body. The remains of bones are placed in the river to float away. Pregnant women, young children or people killed before their time cannot be cremated as their spirit will return in a different life. The whole ritual is amazing to watch. Women are not permitted to attend as the sobbing will prevent the spirit from leaving the body. We stayed at the Schindia hotel for 40 R a night each and from the high roof I had a good look at life going on around me. The Ganges stretched for miles with ghats lining one side and bare sand banks on the other and the narrow twisting streets the are only large enough for walking.
Thursday 23rd October
Saw more stalls and silk stores and learned more about the traditions and meaning behind the rituals of the Hindi religion. We met our two young friends Anneil and Sherndi, the young sons of our hotel manager from whom we learned a lot. We took a trip to the Government Tourist office where we received loads of information about the place and other areas of India. While the rickshaw driver waited for us it started to pour from the heavens and we got saturated on the way back.
Friday 24th October
Today we went to the Durgha temple where monkeys like to roam. It was a smut fun observing the antics of the young monkeys playing as seeing another temple. We bought some beautiful silk at a factory where we spent hours looking at the fantastic materials, bedspreads, clothes and scarves. We will get stuff made in Delhi for a really cheap price. Then back on to the streets and the constant cry for rickshaws, touts for hotels and silk shops, and urge for a row on their boat. Chaotic would be a suitable word for the city. How anything gets done in India is beyond me but I am told that post does get sent, Dhobi wallahs will wash thousands of items of clothing every day and each item will find its way back to the proper person and supplies are distributed around the country and I do recall a concept of organised chaos - but in India this is hidden very well.
Saturday 25th October
Liz went up to the roof this morning and was attacked by 2 monkeys who got onto her back - she has a nasty graze. After breakfasting on natural yogurt served in a clay pot and covered by a leaf and bananas we rowed the 10km to the Ram Nagar Fort. While we lazily watched the shores while the tiny little Indian man rowed for 90 minutes solid! The museum in the fort is not great but the views and the boat trip are fantastic. Munching on roasted monkey nuts we alighted our grand planks of wood tied together called a boat, and turned homeward with the tide and the setting sun. An very thin and very old lady came to hotel room to give us a massage which was basically like being washed as one would wash clothes - a rub more than massage. That night we met the 3 friends we met on the train and sat at a quiet ghat drinking tea - pronounced chai and more sugar and milk than tea - in the dark moonlight observing and chatting while men rowed passed in their boats, people prayed in he temple behind us and people tried to walk along the ghats filled with slippery mud left behind from he recent monsoon season. While we sitting at a ghat I remarked that the lady a few steps down looked very like Ruby Wax - so Liz shouted hey Ruby - and she turned and indeed - in this out of the way filthy place a famous star was walking around inconspicuously!
Sunday 26th October
The chemist sells vaccinations against rabies and as Elizabeth's skin was broken from the monkey attack we bought the lifesaving medicine and syringe and Andrea injected Liz to save her for imminent death in the 23rd hour from frothing rabies!.- maybe-. We took a left up the ghats today and saw all the dhobi wallahs washing the clothes in the Ganges and laying them out to dry. They also take the fresh cowpats and make them into small round flat circle ( similar to us girls making mud pies when we were younger) and then they lay them out to dry along the ghats, They are then used as turf or fuel for fires - to cook our food on - lovely aromas! People here have no shame and sticking your tongue out at someone who has been staring at you for 40 minutes does not stop them. In this case we were reading and writing letters and diaries on the ghat as you do on a Sunday afternoon when the local lads decided to try to read this 'English' script over our shoulders. When they discovered they weren't close enough they sat beside and shoved their heads to inched away from the scribbling pen. Soon 20 local lads were surrounding us enjoying listening to our walkmans, reading the writing etc. so we left only to be followed by an ever-increasing number of kids screaming monotonously 'hello, hello, hello, hello, hello............ and holding our hands in turn. We felt like pied pipers.
Monday 27th October
We awoke early ad got into the tortoise like autorickshaws to the train station 20km away. The roads were at a standstill with huge grubby lorries which we in the tiny rickshaws spun in and out of and up paths ( though the distinction between the road side and the path was not there) like mice running in and out of elephants feet - told you it was difficult to describe. Ais and myself pushed with all our might for 30 minutes against unchivalrous Indian men to get our tickets to Bodhgaya 230km away for 57R. When the train eventually cam 1 hour late we rushed on to get seats. We went to 2nd class sleeper and after fighting with some horrible Indian women who were sprawled across seats like veritable children at school shouting' this seat is kept'. They had a few good laughs at our expense and we had to hold ourselves back from using all he foul language we know as one man in particular took delight in slowly looking us up and down and then turning to the giggling women. A very nice family in the next seating booth mushed up and gave us room to sit. They were interested in looking at the photo illustrations in our India Lonely Planet and my postcards so we shared something back. The two good little boys beside me were intrigued with my Duracell battery checker yellow strip and the near dud battery was passed around the train accompanied by awed expressions. As popular as ever some more uncles came and gave us books called the path and the road to enlightenment- not a religion but rather a concept. Getting off the train we had to suffice ourselves with dirty looks rather than anything more immature to the horrible neighbours, and we got a taxi to Bodhgaya - where Buddha achieved enlightenment after 6 years of self-mortification. The place was extremely peaceful and Mr. Buddha in charge of our Sri Lanka Hotel was the epitome of relaxation. Our rooms cost 50R each per night and were full of mosquitoes which a spray of super strong repellent soon caused them to fall from the ceiling. Oh yeah, the electricity in India tends to cut off at east 4 times a day - it becomes the norm and a torch must be o hand at all times. We ate at the New Pole to Pole which had fantastic food relative to our staple diet of bananas, rice and dahl.
Tuesday 28th October
Today we visited a few of the Buddhist temples that have been built by many different countries in BOdhgaya and therefore each has a very different style. The place was so peaceful just and all over relaxing atmosphere even though there are still beggars, shanty huts, dirt roads etc. Our last stop was the huge 25 meters high sitting Buddha before once again trying to explain to the title boys that we did not want their company and we did not want to pay them for their time in following us around.
Wednesday 29th October
Rickshawed and trained back to Varanasi. our tickets are actually valid for general second class, not sleeper but we feigned ignorance when the inspector came on ( first inspector we met) We were told to pay a fine but after pleading our case of we did not know he said we could change at the next stop - after one hour of the 2 hour long journey. We tried doing that but it was physically impossible to get onto one of those carriages. Heads and arms and legs flail from everywhere, not a spare inch is available - we just could not get on so we decided to get back o the wrong carriage and pay whatever. In the end the inspector kept walking by us during the next 6 hours while the train was stopped on the rails due to the heavy thunder and lightening stop that was passing over our very vulnerable position from left to right of the metal railway tracks in he middles of loads of trees. The journey back in he rickshaw was really scary - roadblocks at night and daring drivers willing to take risks on cagey bridges driving on the wrong side of the road. and ducking between lorries when there was movement on the other side of the road. When we arrived our hotel was full so we moved to the livelier Shinta.
Thursday 30th October
We had breakfast on the roof cafe and then took a walk through the winding stalls offering food and jewellery of our Much loved Varanasi. Liz and myself also spent a bit of money which helped the good moods along - all for very cheap but it is good to spend! We sat at the gaht and drank tea while the locals let off fireworks in clay pots so the whole clay erupted. Nearby a snake charmer played his flute while tourists walked by, some adventurous souls even touching the creatures - I had tea in my hand so could not venture over this time either. We dined on the roof while the happy festival of Diwali racketed on around us. Fireworks were going off all over the place and the roof was the perfect place to watch them without having to run everytime a little boy came up to you in the street, grinned and then dropped a firecracker at your feet and ran away as fast as he could. All the roof tops were lined with candlelight's making many squares of tiny lights as far as you can see. The paths of light symbolise lighting the way for Rama home from the period of his exile. Ais and myself went down to say our good-byes to the burning gaht and life -and death I suppose - around it.
Friday 31st October
Got on a bus for the border - Not too bad - the visas and stamps at the border were dealt with nice a quickly and we settled to a drink of beer and a toastie on the roof café of the Nepal Hotel in Sunauli on the Nepalese border. The waiter actually said Go raibh mile maith agat when we gave the bill! The whole trip from Varanasi to Pokhura including overnight accommodation cost 300 R not too bad. Even though the beds were insect ridden
NEPAL Friday 31 October
Day of Hell! Got up at 7am and was ready for breakfast at 8am. But we were told that we would not get it in time for the 8.15 bus to Pokhura so we went down to the road and sat on our bags. The bus came at 9.15 and we had sufficed on bananas again for breakfast. Although the Guide book says that Nepal is one of the poorest countries in the world - from what I have seen already it is significantly wealthier than India. The houses of clay and wattle made are at least symmetrical and higher than 2 3 feet and the area around these huts or rather cottages is clean and neat. The houses are laid out in an orderly fashion compared to the rubbish-dumplike layout of their Indian counterparts. They even paint some of them and use hand prints as decoration. There are also plenty of cement lodgings and the layout of the farms is neat. The Nepalese seem to take pride in the use of the land. Anyway we stopped and started a lot in the beginning of our 120km journey from the border to Pokhura. We stopped for aged because there was an accident ahead. A coach or rather bus - the definition of coach does not fit - crashed in to a bicycle. The scene of the crime we found out later after getting restless after an hour was surrounded by many people shouting. The skid marks of the bus was lined with pebbles and leaves and the ruined bike was in its place with blood at the head. It was hot and we were all tired and restless and cranky. So now 40 Kiwis, Dutch, Irish, Aussies, lined the roadside in the sweltering heat. The mood lightened again when someone got out a guitar ( seems to be life-save in these countries of constant delays) . The fact he was a very good player and singer helped and we sat admiring the lovely surroundings, the lush fields, quaint village, long road ant the for of the towering Himalayas - where nicer could you be stuck1!! And stuck we were - the driver announced that the road would be closed for at least a day and we had to take an alternative route which was longer so therefore could we all give 30 Nepalise rupees each. NO - we rebelled and threatened a sit- in on the bus if they did not get us the hell to our destination. This was an accumulation of situations of being potentially ripped off. When we got on the bus they tried top make us pay luggage charge tap put our luggage on the roof - We did not pay it - then the kiwis were shown a deluxe minibus for 30 Rupees more which they paid but when our bus came the guy said the there was a problem and the minibus would not be going and they had to get this heap of junk. ( the same minibus passed us later that night 0-empty). Anyway the logical thing of just peeping by the crime scene on the grassy patch just did not click and instead we set off for the nearest alternative to our route. To sum it is like going from Dublin to Belfast via Castlebar - no roads in between - unbelievable. More problems when drunken locals got on the bus ( the bus driver trying to make an extra buck) and then proceeded to throw rucksacks off the roof of the bus. So out we all got - checked our bags and 5 strong kiwis who had to play the hero on numerous occasions on the journey sat on he roof for the rest of the journey. At each village a crowed of boys cheered - we thought it was just for the Diwali festival but it was egged on by the lads on the roof competing with the moon. Yet another stop for the police station at the next town - as one of the rucksacks was missing. Finally we got to our destination at 1am in the morning. Yes count it, initially a 120km journey took 16 hours! We were dropped in the middle of nowhere and after a lot of hassles with local touts walked 40 minutes to Lakeside and fell into a luxurious bed.
Saturday 1 November
This place is paradise, sweeping green hills bordering dangerous rocky snowy heights. The lake is still by the numerous restaurants catering for every taste. This is true heaven., bliss, nirvana. We have all had smiles on our faces that you just cannot write - so happy - the best place in the world!
Saturday 1 November
After the bus ride from hell (later to be referred to as the Bonding Bus), we walked for 50 minutes in the pitch dark trying to avoid potholes on the 'street'. We bargained a room in the Nightingale Lodge, 100 NR for a double. Our rooms are luxurious; clean white sheets - no stains; ditto for pillows; tiled bathrooms - no excrement remnants of previous users; western toilet; Hot Shower; basin, no bugs... Bliss!
Sunday 2 November
Pokhura is a wonderful place for the traveller. The Phewa lake is 4km by 1.5km and is bordered by steep green-treed mountains (imagine a fjord in Sweden) which in turn try to hide monstrous snow-capped peaks - the highest of the Himalayas. Restaurants line the lazy streets and reed umbrellas offer shade from the sweltering sun as you sit and relax in one of the numerous shore-side cafés watching the dots of people rowing on the lake. There are sailboats too but not enough wind to suffice movement. Food in the restaurants is varied, huge and all for less than $2. We were in heaven and nothing could wipe the huge silly grins off our twinkling faces as we blurted out, "I'm so happy, this is so beautiful" like only girls can (usually in the beginnings of a relationship when you know no better - CYNIC). That afternoon we hired bicycles (10R per hour) and set out to explore Nepal's 2nd largest city; the lake, shops, cafes, Damside and down to the Devis Fall landmark. This natural marvel is a fall of water that just drops down a huge hole in the ground. From the various books and guides I have read, the general consensus is that it is so-named because a man/lady called David/Devis fell to his/her death a down the hole, some say that the body disappeared into a hidden underground river, others say their partner jumped to death after the fall..... Anyway it was a beautiful place and we hopped on the rocks along the sunken stream sliding a lot but thankfully not falling in. A walk along the upper banks brought us past sunken fields, children playing, and humongous spiders webs with similar sized creatures caught in their tangle - got out of there pretty quick! Gupteswor Caves were not as impressive however there is a snake sculpture inside which houses various serpents which only venture out when the local Hindus offer them milk each morning. There are general stores here and like four Alices in Wonderland we gazed at the Hobs-Nobs, Western shampoos, conditioner, cotton buds, Cadburys chocolate, and shelves of novels for book swapping. We bought as much as we could and still could not lighten our pockets much. At the 'Cross Road' that night we dined on delicious peppered steaks with veg and potatoes with the Aussies and Kiwis from the bus (Oh, the price for the most tender steak ever - IR£ 1.25). Us Irish gals also sipped on some over-sized bottles on San Miguel and healthy measures of vodka. After a quick venture into the local cattle mart - Moondance - ( yes after Van himself), we waddled home singing and philosophising by the river as best we could given the sudden and relatively new experience of intoxication. B'Jaysus, Magnificent mountains, lurverly lake, look at all them sparkling lights on the mountain, oh they're stars - gosh they are very bright - look you can make a horse up there - god I love this place....
Monday 3 November
Spent most of the day nursing a hangover and trying to upload this diary in various email places feeling guilty about the long queues behind me but finding the one thing in Nepal that can burn a hole in your pocket is Internet charges.
Tuesday 4 November
We ate a beautiful breakfast by the lake at Damside and then joined the incredibly long queue at the Immigration Office for our trekking permits and visa extensions, trekking permits etc. The Annapura trekking permit is $US 5 per week, and the ACAP donation 1000 Nepalese rupees and the visa extensions for our stay in Nepal $1 a day. Four hours later and after meeting a lot of people we cycled back to Lakeside and hired row boats for Phewa Lake. Liz and myself rowed first, one forward, one behind, and then Andrea and Aisling.... The steering and direction was completely uncontrolled even though we didn't even have a specific destination. Many bare-chested Aussie boats soared by us like Red Indians in kayaks in complete control of their crafts. We had the crack anyway - when we stopped trying to steer the boat in a specific direction we actually did a full 360 degree circle like a wind-up-toy-ship-in-a-bath-tub, the currents fault of course, but we did get a fuller picture of the place if not somewhat dizzy view of our surroundings. A small island temple is situated in he middle of the lake where, on a Saturday, the locals sacrifice male animals and every other day it is mobbed by those tourists who can row in the desired direction. We gave it a skip, preferring an impromptu destination. We collected our permits at 5pm and arranged to meet the now rather large group that we were going trekking with to hire a guide that evening. On the way to dinner we bought woolly gloves, colourful hats and thermals. Unfortunately Jodie (told you I'd give you a mention), and a few others were sick so a lot of people decided to put off the trek start date.
Member of our Trek Group were:
•Mia - a 20 year old Kiwi, on her way back to New Zealand from London •Vikki - a 25 year old Kiwi, also on her way back to New Zealand from London •Jen - a 27 year old Kiwi, with •Stuart - a 27 year old English guy •Lenka - an English girl •and the 4 of us.
Wednesday 5 November
Stocked up on chocolate bars, biscuits and water for the journey. The first leg of the trek was a bloody difficult climb-by-steps up into the clouds. My lungs were about to burst and heavy breathing is an understatement. The magnificent far-reaching views calmed us somewhat; green mountains, fearful snowy peaks, valleys, levelled fields, huts....... Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. But no, on and up we went. One thing... the word TREK - Someone please email me the correct definition of this word. It is nothing similar to a walk nor steady climb, maybe it is relative thing here; a trek in the Dublin mountains (2475ft) relative to a trek in the Himalayas; or a trek up the highest mountain in Ireland (how high does McGillycuddy reek? Ans: 3414ft) relative to climbing the highest mountain in the Himalayas!!! (29089ft) I THINK SO. This was an expedition of going up AND down/extremely steep mountains using very high steps - maybe 3 mountains a day just to get to one that has the best view behind these and then coming back to the place you got off the taxi at anyway. All the villages on the trail are supplied by these paths so porters toddle by you wearing flip-flops and barley anything else. They carry about 65 kilos each, in huge woven baskets balanced by a rope across their foreheads and resting on their backs. These are the poor unfortunates who, after state-funded education until they are 10 years old, have little options open to them as they cannot afford schooling. We lunched at Deurali and decided to night there as Lenka, who found it too difficult, would head back to Pohurar the following morning. We wandered off on an adventure walk looking for good camera angles, chatting to passing trekkers - some friendly - others did not appreciate the warning not to go down the trail as the bogey man may get them (high altitudes getting to us), avoiding buffaloes wandering around the mountains and chirping to chickens. After an expedition into a thicket bush by Wonder-Liz to retrieve the camera case that had slipped from the camera and rolled down the mountain as the shot was being taken, the cold and ensuing darkness got to us and we retired to bed by candlelight at the very late hour of 6pm.
Thursday 6 November
Up early - restless sleep, made worse by not being able to turn on the light and a stoned cockerel who thought dawn was at 4am. The rooms are sections cordoned off by woven reed walls thus allowing one to hear every move, creak, snore, blow of nose and occasional fart (not from us ladies) in any of the 5-10 'rooms'. After showering [i.e. wet the flannel cloth in the freezing cold water dripping from a solitary tap and wash the important parts in a stone room and by candlelight if you regard the luxury of a locked door as a requirement], we had muesli and hot milk, waved bye to Lenka and set off down the trail. It was to be a difficult day according to our Nepalese DIL. At first the fantastical views, wooded valleys and straight walkways lightened our steps. Then, a sharp descent resulted in sore shaky legs and knees as we dined on dal bhat (rice and veg) at Landruk. Continuing downhill, we crossed a river by a strung-together rope and wood bridge, whereupon on discovering they scared the shxx out of me, the others felt it their duty to shake the thing as much as possible while I nearly got down on my hands and knees to hold on getting across. A process they repeated on the following 2 bridges that day and every single one after that. The extremely tough day ended in Ghandruk and the sense of achievement was great - even though I was paddy-last 70% of the time. We were promised hot solar showers - HA!.
Friday 7 November
Wet clothes strapped to back of bag, muesli-filled tummy and water purification tablets in stream water filled recycled bottles, we creaked our aching limbs and tried to steady shaking shins up wet, muddy waterfall trails. Had an awful day with horses (and everyone else) passing us (or just me) by. Up and down mountains 3 times today. Dil lied, today was harder than yesterday (another thing that was repeated). The guides just say that the last day was the worst so you won't complain and turn back and you'll continue the next day which you have no choice but to do anyway unless you want a 2-3 day trek back on your own and as this is a 7 day trek it seems hardly worth that extreme. We ate pumpkin soup and potatoes in the dining room, which is similar to the bedrooms but has a table and lanterns, but no heat at all whatsoever, none, not a bit, just the candle flame giving warmth up there high in the Himalayas (still fells good to say that )- Deep in the Himalayas - where we were - Yep. Playing cards with gloves, hats and layers of clothes on, gets difficult so once again we retired early. It was so cold we had extra duvets on top of our sleeping bags on our beds and all our clothes on including the hats and the gloves were put onto our icy feet.
Saturday 8 November
Forest walk today. Rambling among the roots of trees can be dangerous as this is the area where Adam-Ant-type highwaymen don't just rob rich western tourists trekking by but like to push them over the sides encouraging lemming impressions. From above Ghandruk a clearing on the top of a mountain enabled us to see a panorama of misty layered mountains, a 150 degree snow-peaked horizon, forests and below us, a path enticing us into the valley and rushing river below. We loved the walk coming down the mountain. In a "Little House on the Prairie" hotel we did actually have hot solar showers and lounged in the glorious sunshine looking up at the threatening mountains around us. The dining room was warm, lit by a stove similar to one you would expect to find in Santa's grotto. Our newly washed clothes hung out to dry and we learned a new card game - GIP (in the future often to be shouted out as something else). We slept soundly and warm until 4am.
Sunday 9 November
Awoken by creaking and loud French conversations we dressed in everything that our backpacks contained and climbed Poon Hill (3,200 metres) by torchlight under zillions of bright shining stars. What can I say, the 50 minutes steep climb at 5am in the morning was horrific and miserable - let me look - no, can't find one good word to say about it! BUT AT THE TOP... the 360 degree view,,,, WOW. The sun was rising very slowly and covered by a cotton wool sheet of clouds catching the red fiery light in its' weaker areas. We were above the wispy clouds lingering by the snow-capped peaks to the west and north, and the black-becoming-green mountains and forests and valleys to the south. There were about 200 people on the 'hill' (probably another relative word - how high is a hill - Has anyone seen that silly Hugh Grant film?). Following a group shot of the 4 of us for proof of climb - I have the evidence, along with 35 other photos from various angles, perspective's, levels etc. we icily descended. It was at this point when my place at the back was taken over by Aisling, whose knee decided that the ascent took too much effort and strain and refused to cooperate on the descent. Warmed once more by muesli breakfast at 8am, we set off for Shita (well that's what muesli does to you!). Us 4 Irish gals took it slowly again finding a stick while we paced ourselves. That day was great, we sang every single song we knew the words to and then some; including while running in circles arms outstretched in green fields that ole Sound of Music fave 'Climb Every Mountain' which seemed quite appropriate at he time. These were followed by every single song from a known musical and then when that was finished, realizing that we would miss Christmas in Ireland, we began the Christmas songs - which got us through another few hours. We made loads of friends that day (well people were smiling with us anyway - maybe in pity). Other trekkers greeted us, the locals laughed as we passed, children followed us with huge grins screaming NAMASTE (Nepalese for "Hello" which everyone uses). We made silly faces at porters and buffaloes and chirped at chickens again, and communicated as best we could with the women going about their daily chores in villages. The rest of our trekking party could hear us before they saw us as we made our way to the lunch stop about 1 hour behind them.
Monday 10 November
Lovely downhill slow-paced walk today. Enjoying the surrounding mountains, observing village life; women laying out corn and wheat to dry on woven mats, others beating spinach leaves with stones, corn-on-cobs hanging to dry from rafters, females in the fields bent over with sickles cutting the harvest while the stronger men followed behind thrashing and arranging in neat bundles and then stacks. The colours were amazing and the whole area looked like a Van Gogh painting. At the end of a very steep descent we crossed 2 huge high bridges this time made rockier by a caravan of donkeys and arrived in Tatopani. Relaxing in the natural hot springs and chatting, we spent the rest of the day. The others went on ahead to finish the trek in 7 days - we decided to take our time because of Aisling's bad knee and we were enjoying ourselves more.
Tuesday 11 November
Long walk today but straight(ish, a relative thing again) along the banks of the raging river. We walked and walked, stopping only for tea and biscuits and befriending a dog whom we called Benji, but later confused him as we did our "Lassie, bring us to Uncle Tom who is trapped in a hole impression". The change in scenery along the river was welcome but we eventually reached Beni 10 hours later truly exhausted and ill.
Wednesday 12 November
The 3 hour trek to our last stop, Baglung, took 4.5 hours as we involuntarily decided that going up another mountain and discovering we took the wrong route (the horizontal along-the-riverbank-path escaped our searching) when we were nearly at the top of the mountain, was a good idea. Go on the $10 a day guide! Some local kids showed us a steep short cut right to the top and we made our way past picturesque local out of the way villages, greeted by workers in fields, school children who came down from their break in the playground and followed our pied piper lead while taking turns listening to the music that came from the black balls at the end of wires that you place into your ears. the cheeky grins on their faces ignited as each eventually got their turn. We mounted a bus at Baglung for the 65km journey back to Pokhura. 3.5 hours later after treacherous hair-pin bends on steep, scary, sheer roads up high mountains - I couldn't look. One hears about kamikaze Nepalese bus drivers and vehicles toppling from mountains - not surprised - tis all true. Dangerous drivers backing, reversing, into the side of the road as an oncoming truck passes, the side of the road - CLIFF SIDE - WITH NO BARRIERS, leaving less than 1 foot between the wheel and the steep sheer fall to death below!! That night we all met up for dinner and drinks. Of the $10 we paid the agency for our guide, Dil actually only received $2.50 - Middlemen - HUH.
CAMERA CASE CONFESSION
Stories were told that night and souls were bared over beers. Aisling's; big one was the confession of the camera case [we had earlier heard that it fell onto the ground as Aisling was relieving herself, but nothing that a quick rub and water did not solve] Well, turns out that scrubbing shit off the case was a more appropriate description of events. She also neglected to include that fact that she didn't actually manage to go to the loo herself - so the source of the mark was unknown! Dook (Aussie girl) inquired as to how we held Andrea's camera case, while both our hands were busy steadying the camera and clicking the button, and who was next to use it?
Thursday 13 November
Sick, Sick, Sick, -Today we remembered what a hangover is.
Friday 14 November
Had breakfast with friends in the sun and retired indoors to watch 'Jerry Maguire' in the cafe, smoked, lounged and ate some more.
Saturday 15 November
'Die Hard 3' today, got an upper back massage and had a big night out. Quite drunk and then went back to the roof of the Aussies hotel and was introduced to the DWEEB game - not complicated and involves lying under a rope of tied together burning plastic bags which drop into a steel tray and create a WHOOSH sound and the flames nearly miss you face. Struggled paranoidly back to our beds.
Sunday 16 November
Happy Birthday Richard! Thanks sis!
Vegged by the lake in the sun - AHHH
Monday 17 November
Watched 'Seven' today and prepared for our white water rafting the next day.
Tuesday 18 November
Got up at 5am and purchased ingredients for our breakfast which we ate the side of the road while waiting for the bus to take us to our destination. 4 hours later we arrived at a bridge, descended and the guides; Moon, Sambu and Sak geared up the boat for our adventure! The water was beautiful jade coloured and the river meandered through the many mountains with rapids increasingly dangerous awaiting us around each bend. Along the wild river banks we saw jungle and banana tress and creepers, monkeys, village huts and villages on their way to school or the next village. Kids were yelling Nameste from the overhanging rope bridges as we soared passed underneath. We got the adrenaline rush pretty quickly and were soon shouting for more rapids. On top of one big boulder we got stuck and it took a lot of heaving and going over to various sides of the rubber boat to loosen ourselves. The thrill was superb and the enthusiasm did not dwindle until we came ashore that evening at a lovely beach. We set up camp, our tents and bonfires and helped them to prepare the vegetables and rice that we would dine on later. Warmed by tea and biscuits we sang around the camp fire with the aid of a beer each thanks to the nearby bigger kayak group. Barry and Sue were our Aussie partners in the boat and we each in turn sang national songs, the Nepalese joining in with the sweet melody of the flutes and pipes. That night we hardly slept in our tents.
Wednesday 19 November
Got up early had breakfast and braced ourselves for some more adrenaline rush. Before a rather large rapid we moored on the beach and got out to scan the rapid and boulders ahead. Th bloody thing looked huge and dangerous as Moon decided which route we should take to avoid losing control and bashing our heads off the next boulder. Full of fear we set off again for the big one - scale 4 ( well big for beginners!) WOW what a rush, the water splashing violently into your face, the boat rocking and our oars ready and pushing the water with all our might - WOW. At the end of our trip where the SETI river meets the colder Trishuli we got chucked in and swam in the magnificent water. After lunch we hitched a ride from the local bus to Kathmandu. There was no room on the bus so we got on the roof. Sunny at first but scarey as we had another bus driver from hell. The oars were high and steep and the speed was fast and we were clinging on with our lives. On the way we saw 2 crashes, backed into another bus and broke the front side and took the wing mirror off a truck as our bus passed coming up for a bend beeping the horn furiously as the only warning to oncoming buses - which we met and missed by stopping one foot from it's bumper. My heart was in my mouth. The sides of the road, the cliff sides that is, have a few pebbles bound together to form what does not if the definition of a barrier and wouldn't even prevent a bicycle from going over the side! SCAREY JOURNEY, another adventure though. AT 6 pm on a smoggy night we got into Kathmandu which was not appealing at first. Thamel was exciting though - like China town, very busy with lots of life. We met our Aussie and Kiwi friends and dined at the New Orleans Blues café where we met some friendly Scots.
Thursday 20 November
Got lost exploring the hectic city, loads of great shops - paradise. Durba square is full of magnificent Hindu temples with sculptured facades and worshippers, beside the labyrinth of narrow streets. We drank ourselves silly that night in Tom and Jerry's and met all our friends, Aussies, Kiwis, Scots and 3 Irish guys - one from Howth! We took various turns on rickshaws on the way home bumping into various obstacle that got in our way - I love Kathmandu (but not the hangovers)
Friday 21 November
So hungover ate, watched videos in cafes and had sore heads. We got a paper and found out about the terrible things happening in the world, Egypt, India.... Bought books at the great 2nd hand bookstore.
Saturday 22 November
Hotel: Damaru Guest House, Thamel, Kathmandu
Room Type: One Ensuite Double (150NR) and one ordinary double (100NR)
Verdict: Very good, clean, cheap and hot water available
Yet another veg day in Kathmandu roaming the streets looking at shops. That night we all went for a few drinks in the Maya Pub where one sits on cushions on the floor which is good cos it eliminates the problem of falling off ones chair but means one must endure the exertion of putting back on the boots and getting up to ones feet for the numerous loo runs which can cause dizziness and embarrassing sways.
Sunday 23 November
Hotel:Peaceful Cottage Lodge, Nagrakot, Kathmandu
Room Type: Double bedroom (100NR)
Verdict: SPECTACULAR VIEW, Adequate room, clean.
Awoke with a raging hangover prepared last night and remembering we had arranged for a group of us to do a 32km bus journey up winding high roads to Nagrakot, from where one can view a wondrous Himalayan panorama including the tip of the famous Mt. Everest (8488m). Short bus journeys are great. You catch a glimpse of everyday life as you pass through the towns and villages. On the plains of Kathmandu the Nepalese farming families really know what it means to toil the land. With stone-age looking hand hoes they arch their backs and take a long swing at the hard crusty stubborn soil. Lines of men, women and children work together in the fields creating a stunningly picturesque scene. The roads up, as ever, were scary but the hangover overruled the fear. In Kathmandu the travel agents tell you to book a hotel in advance and offer a selection at an expensive price. Pre-booking is not necessary. We got mobbed by touts as we left the bus. We ended up staying at the "Peaceful Cottage Lodge"; an octagonal hotel perched on the top of a mountain over 3000m in height - the Tardis from Dr. Who meets the mansion in Psycho. Needless to say the hotel, the restaurant, the outside café and the rooftop-lookout all had spectacular views. Our panorama from the cardboard, but adequate bedroom was, safe to say, probably among the most breathtaking on this planet, the most beautiful in the world - a 200 degree view of the green Himalayan belt bordering the snow-capped peaks of the highest mountain range in the world. And all for 100NR (1 pound sterling) for a double room - Millionaires eat you heart out - whoever said money could by the best, if you are prepared to explore and travel far enough you can get it all. Mount Everest is 140km away from this spot and therefore its coveted peak is not the highest on the horizon. The peak was blocked by clouds but after much hassling of the poor waiter we got it pointed out to us - first we were prepared by him pointing it out to us on a poster board hanging on the wall school-children-style with his cane and then for real when the cloud let up - WOW - We saw it - we saw Mt. Everest
Monday 24 November
Hotel: Damaru Guest House,
Awoke at 5.30am in the freezing cold to watch the sun rise over Mt. Everest (which was conveniently situated to the east). Stunning, superb, magnificent. From the 10ft by 10 ft perch on the roof of the hotel we got a 360 degree view of the Kathmandu valley and plains to the west, the highest mountain in the world to the east and a vast panorama of Himalayan wonders joining the two on either side all light up by a roaring red sun. Having our wits about us the journey home was hazardous. At one stage our bus had to make a 5-point-turn to get around one narrow bend on the winding cliff-road down to the valley. One dead dog, a yelping puppy, a slow cow crossing and one overturned bus later we got back to Kathmandu in one shaky piece.
Tuesday 24 November
Hotel: Damaru Guest House, Thamel, Kathmandu
Purchased very good and cheap cameras with the helpful advice of Jonsey - one of our new friends (well about 3 weeks old by this stage which is an old friend in travellers-time) and we snapped happily at the sights of Kathmandu, the temples in Durbar Square and the Sadhus in their bright orange robes and painted faces offering their dreadlocked hair holding a religious staff in one hand and using their other one open palmed requesting money for photos taken.
Wednesday 25 November
Hotel: The bus
Got aboard the bus for Delhi 15 minutes before the scheduled departure time of 7pm. However the bus was not full to capacity (i.e. Not full to the brim - there was breathing space still left) so the driver used some tactics to fill up the bus. The first of these was to get young boys to tout around the bus station for people wanting to go to Delhi or any of the stops along the way. They must have every faith in their powers of persuasion to get people to suddenly look up and say - Oh OK I'll go there instead of where I was planning to go! This obviously did not work so the bus driver beeped the horn for another 30 minutes and revved the engine - in an ' I'm about to go - get on the bus quickly or you'll miss it '- type fashion. No luck - we all had desperate headaches at this stage. We moved - Yeah - out of the bus station - but stopped at the corner at the entrance to the station - for another 30 minutes while boys rushed up and down the street looking for punters. Still no luck so we got onto the road and stopped at every junction and village to call for passers by. At each stop we got out for a fag and to look up at the stars in the clear sky. We arrived at the Nepalese / Indian border 3 hours late at 7.30 am.
Thursday 27 November
Hotel: The train
63p Sterling = 100 Indian Rupees - ( sterling is very strong)
39 US cents = 100 Indian Rupees - ( rupees are having a problem - extremely weak)
Back in India, back to people trying to rip us off at every opportunity, trying to make us pay 35 Indian Rupees for putting our bags on the roof - when we refuse to pay they threaten us that they will dump our bags off the bus, back to the touts, scams, general bedlam. Beautiful fields, villages and banana tree views later we got to the train station at Ghorapur at 11 am. Boarded the train 2 hours later - no lights on the his long train journey to Delhi.
Friday 28 November
Hotel: Anoop Hotel, Paharganj, Delhi
Room Type: Two ensuite doubles (240 IR each)
Verdict: good, clean, rooftop restaurant, hot water
Awoke still on the train. It is Aislings' birthday today and she is paranoid about getting old. Got to the Anoop hotel at 5.30 am. Nearly 36 hours after our journey started - truly tired. Slept, explored and celebrated Aislings birthday in the newly opened Pizza Hut on Connaught place. We feasted on pizzas and made sure the waiters embarrassed Ais as much as possible. They did a good job singing a special Pizza Hut Happy Birthday and 8 of them doing the dance to the Maccerena (obviously part of their recent training). Later that evening back at the hotel 2 girls turned round to us a mentioned that they had seen and heard everything at Pizza Hut, including Aisling standing on the seat and shouting to tables of open-mouthed Indian diners that it was her birthday (she was forced to do this) and they too wished Ais a happy birthday. We played pool and Liz and myself let Ais and Andrea win - just cos it was her birthday (NOT).
Saturday 29 November
Tension and raised voices about changing rooms, prices and bills - India! Got opposing quotes for flights from Calcutta to Bangkok - India! Got a million different directions to the Thai Airline offices - India! Reserved train tickets for Rajasthan at the 'Government Tourist Dept." Office (more about this later) while a mouse scuttled at our feet in a cubby hole office - India! And later shopped for cheap silver and semi-precious stones - Very good India! Went to tailors and got clothes made for next to nothing - Very Good India!
Sunday 30 November
Hotel: Anoop Hotel, Paharganj, Delhi
Room Type: Four bedded room (380 IR)
Today we did the tourist thing of hiring a taxi to take us round the sights of Delhi. We waited on the dusty street outside our hotel for our reserved taxi cab at 10am as instructed - a prime target for the many touts. The taxi came at 10.45 (well near enough to 10am India time.) We went past the Red Fort which was closed and on down Chandni Chowk a main 'colourful' bazaar road with zillions of people. A billboard overhead warns the Indian drivers to keep to the correct lane of traffic to ensure fewer deaths on Delhi roads - so far over 2000 in Delhi alone this year. But they do not have a lane allotted to the overflow of people who take up one of the traffic lanes and therefore disrupt the whole organisation. They take no heed of signs and billboards here anyway though the Government does try. Coming out of new Delhi train Station you see a big billboard sign over the 6 lanes of yellow capped Duracell type auto-rickshaws and roofs of taxis to see the huge banner Maintain Cleanliness, Keep Delhi Clean about 30ft by 20 ft across. As you walk past the rickshaws and the taxis you come across, at the foot of this huge poster, 5 blue tiled urinals, open on the pavement and more than 5 young men with their backs to you and their hands on front of them. I so wanted to get that photo but couldn't bring myself to take photos of men piddling as one may have approached me for being brazen - I'll draw a little cartoon of it sometime. Another effort by the Government consists of the gigantic billboard at the busiest junction in the world, manned by a policeman with rigid outstretched arms and white spats. It blasts out the information that a 2 child family is the best for India and the digital counter underneath changes quicker than the blink of an eye. Current population 949,848,345 and it just keeps turning and turning spurting out children - more and more people - it is really quite scary.
We walked through the Raj Park and visited Mahatma Ghandis' Eternal Flame Memorial on a simple black square platform. Humayuns' Tomb 16thC, an early example of Mughal architecture was built by Hagi Begum, senior wife of Humayun (the 2nd Mughal Emperor). This squat building with high arches topped by a bulbous dome and its surrounding structured gardens was later to be refined tot he magnificence of the Taj Mahal [Lonely Planet]. It was a breathtaking first experience of this type of building and we happily sauntered around snapping photos of the splendour.
Our Punjabi driver then took us to a tourist shop centre where pristine uniformed men opened the door for us and we were invited to sit in the carpet display area. A smiley young clean Indian asked us to seat ourselves while he showed us how Kashmir carpets are made. We were reluctant and explained that we would not buy anything and that we were unwittingly brought here. He was insistent that we stayed and invited us to a cup of tea (that was the deciding point - not chai - the usual sugary sweet alternative). We sat and he launched into his spiel. These carpets are made from the finest wool, using the single knot technique, by families toiling for months on end to complete one small carpet. The sheen and hue from their surface was superb and the coloured reflection changed as you turned the carpet around. We were served our teas - in cups - white china cups, settled on delicate china saucers and with a small spoon placed neatly on the left hand side of the saucer and the handle was so small that you could not help but raise your pinkie while sipping (a change from the rough clay bowls we usually drink from which we then throw on the pavement to break them - had to refrain from throwing the china cups). Our elbows glued to our sides as we delicately our saucers atop our left open palms and gently petted the shiny silver spoon in between sips. Our knees were crossed as we sat perched on the upholstered couch but our clobby boots mismatched our dainty little poses. For that brief moment in time we remembered our roots and manners and held in our belches - that would not be viewed as a compliment to the chef here. After a nervy exchange of - buy it - no - buy it is good value - no - do you not like it - yes - why do you not buy - no money - you can pay by plastic - only if it flies and then we can save on air fares ------ we thanked him and said we would come back when we were rich. The shinny suit just ruined the sales pitch for us.
The white-tiled Lotus flower Bahai Temple is open to all religions to pray or meditate in and was designed by the same guy who designed the Sydney Opera House (can't remember his name) so we got a foretaste of what we will see when we eventually get to Sydney. We also visited the 14th C Qutab Minar and surrounding temple remains and the tyre blew as we approached the Krishna temple. By the time we surfaced from observing kids playing in the gardens the tyre was replaced and we made our way and took our time at the old residence of Imra Ghandi which has been made into a museum and depicts the life and history of her and hers sons' lives - fascinating and very interesting - another book I must purchase when I get home fort he coffee table.
The Salmon-coloured Parliament buildings were spectacular, no-one was about and they are all extremely neatly kept. Brilliant panoramas of domed buildings (Venice meets British parliament buildings - out of place here), pillars, long sandy lanes bordered by neat green landscaped gardens that lead down the hill to the Arc de Triomph esque India Gate 2 kilometres away with Sunday family picnics dotting the gardens, coloured balloons and raging crossroad traffic.
Monday 1 December
Hotel: Shanti Lodge, Agra
Room Type: Four bedded room (380 IR)
Verdict: Good view, cleanish, hot water sometimes
Got onto 1st class on the train at 6.30am as there were no 2nd class seats left. Stolid seats and less atmosphere but we were spoilt with free mineral water and breakfast. There was a strike at the station at Agra - the auto-rickshaw drivers told us it was due to a fight and police intervention and arrests between rickshaw drivers and taxi drivers. But later we heard or read in the newspaper that the police were clamping down on touts, rickshaw and taxi drivers etc.. ripping off and hassling tourists and they had gone undercover and arrested people.... Different sides of the same story or rather the auto-rickshaws reinforcing and proving their flawed promises. Today we walked to the Red Fort from our Shanti Lodge Hotel which has a rooftop view of the Taj ( traveller speak) which is closed on Mondays. The impressive red Fort overlooks the Yamuna River - a sister of the Ganges. It was built by Emperor Akbar in 1565 and added to by his son Shah Jahan who himself was later deposed of by his son Aurangzeb who imprisoned him in the octagon tower of the Red Fort. We then went into the depths of manic roads in bicycle rickshaws across the busy bridge to the baby Taj; Itimad-ud-daulah built for the Aunt of Mumatz (for whom the big Taj was built). The rickshaw drivers insisted on taking us to shops saying they got a fee for just bringing us to them. We agreed and got to see how semiprecious stones are inlaid in marble PIETRA DURA as on the Taj Mahal. A leather, clothes, jewellery and antique shop later we were returned freezing cold to our hotel.
Tuesday 2 December
Hotel: Shanti Lodge, Agra
Trudged up to the roof at 6.30 am for a brilliant red sunrise unfortunately misted by the haze and fog. We ate a lovely and cheap breakfast at Honey café - a good recommendation and went to one of the 7 wonders of the world. Now a bit of history for you readers:
The TAJ MAHAL was built in 1631 by Shah Jahan for his wife Mumatz Mahal (Chosen of the Palace) who died during the child birth of her 14th child. They had been married for 17 years. It took 22 years to build and was finished in 1653 taking over 20,000 workers from Asia, India and Europe towing the marble by bullock and cart over 350km. The main architect was Isa Khan of Iran. There are fake tombs on the ground floor, the real ones are currently being restored in their lower resting place. The King is buried in an identical tomb next to his wife as he had barely started to build his tomb (a black marble mirror image of the white Taj across the river where now just a sad small domed gate building and a mass expanse of a base lies) when his horrid son deposed him and jailed him in the tower in the fort looking out over the river his wife's tomb and his unfinished resting place.
The red sandstone entrance gateway leads to gardens divided by magnificent watercourses and everything is perfectly symmetrical. The Taj stands on a marble platform and is guarded by 4 minarets at each corner which lean 2 degrees outwards so that in the unfortunate event of an earthquake the towers will fall outwards and not on top of the Taj - ingenious. There are 2 twin red sandstone buildings to the east and west of the Taj - symmetry being the style of the Mughals, the one on the east a mosque, on the east a guest house as it dies not face towards Mecca. The inside tombs are surrounded by marble cut screens with semi-precious stones decorating it in lotus, sunflower, iris daffodil and tulip flowers. The Egyptian carnelian stones are stunning when you put a torch up to them as they are see-through and the light shines transparently as do the marble ledges - up to one inch of light. On the outside of the Taj the sunlight catches the semi-precious stones causing a silver glint when you stand looking up at it and as you move the sunlight catches different stones all angled to catch the rays of the glistening sun. Arabic scriptures from the Koran line the pillars and it is laid out in a way so that it creates an optical illusion that they are evenly spaced when reading it from your perspective at the foot of the Taj. There are 14 verses from the Koran - for the 14 children that Mumatz bore the Emperor. On the main gate stand 22 domes signifying the 22 years it took to build the mausoleum. The whole area is absolutely amazing a deserved of tag of one of the wonders of the world.
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Wednesday 3 December Hotel: The train
There was a rustling during the night and a squeak of locks. In my paranoid sleepy state at 4am in the morning I thought it was an Indian trying to get into our room in the black of night - there was a power cut which happens more than 40% of the hours of the day here. But no, after a few torch shines (waking the girls proved to be very unpopular) the rustles continued on the floor somewhere near Aislings bed-mattress. She jumped into the large double bed and I shone the torch on the rat as it scuttled over Aislings vacant mattress and into the bathroom. We woke again at 8.30am and packed up by candlelight. We boarded a decrepit local bus (12 IR) for the hours journey to Fatehpur Sikri 40kms out of Agra. The bus sped past the greeny-yellow fields, stalls selling everything from cane chairs which were made by squatting women beside the stall to fruit and veg. We observed the facial expressions and bodily movements of the men and women toiling at their respective tasks, the school kids in the playgrounds, the cattle and animals roaming the streets and the busy bicycled rushing through the traffic. The fort at Fatehpur Sikri was deserted soon after it was built by the Mughal Emperor Akbar for the Saint who lived there who announced the much awaited birth of his first heir-son. The palace grounds were picturesque is a bit eerie due to their skeletal formation and barren landscaped courtyards with the human-sized game board where the emperor used slave girls as pawns as he commanded the game from his perch throne high in one of the temples. The gardens however were full of blossoms and green tidy grass offsetting the silhouettes of the building tops. We moved on to the Jama Masjid or Daragh Mosque, an exact replica of the mosque at Mecca which was beautiful. From the corner we saw the Elephant Gate and Tower pricked with real elephant tusks protruding to form what looks like a huge medieval torture tool. However the whole day was ruined by touts and guides hassling us for money, Indians for photos (they like us to be in their photographs with them - I would hate to be famous), kids shouting for school pens, baksheesh, rupees, chocolate, and everyone insisting on talking with us. It may seem rude but you get sick of everyone around you all the time pulling out of you when you just want to see the sights in peace - "you from England? - No; America? - No; Aussie? - No; Where from - Ireland; Oh Holland, lovely country - No Irrreland: Oh, part of England - No GO AWAY and leave us alone". They follow you keeping talking to you without any answer and explain the obvious to you pointing at a dome and saying with a grin - DOME - Yes I can see that. You try to explain that you have a map and can read and they nod and then point at the main gate and say - GATE and grin. We tried to improve our mood with roasted monkey nuts and boarded the bus back to Agra, another crokety tin can with a carpet of crackling monkey nuts which pinched you bum as you squashed onto you seats. About 10km outside Agra the bus stopped - I took the opportunity to snap a young boy perched on a pole with wide eyes. 30 minutes later still there and trucks and busses were turning around. So we got out and walked in the direction which we had been driving. As we neared a rope stretched shoulder height across the road the crowds behind it saw us and started to brew. Oncoming mobs of children waving sticks in the air started for us screaming - we were extremely scared. A sympathetic Indian man grabbed us over the sewers to the side awhile other gentlemen shouted at the kids to leave us alone. We didn't understand and left hurriedly down the road with a trickle of kids pulling out of us, one girl shoving a new born puppy in our faces which isn't so cute when it is in your face. I ran to take a photo of an elephant trudging up the street and we eventually found an auto rickshaw to take us to our hotel. About 1 km before the Taj there was another roadblock - they wanted us to pay parking fees to get into the surroundings. We wouldn't so had to walk the rest of the way. But no, nothing could be that simple. There was another blockade outside the Taj as VIPs and 3 fire brigades were driving out the gates. We eventually got back to the hotel. The journey that had taken us one hour on a bus in the morning had taken 3 hours with various forms of transport on the return.
We got an auto-rickshaw to the station at 7pm. The train on Platform 1, advertised as our 2307 train due to depart at 7.50 was not there - another one was standing at the platform in its' stead. We had only discovered it was not our one after completing the necessary 6 checks with different sources and running up and down the train trying to figure out the Hindu script. We decided that it was not ours and grinned with clenched teeth when it pulled out of the station at 8.10. At 8.20 another train chugged into the packed platform. Eventually we risked it and got on to the carriage we had worked out was ours. We were correct but our tickets which had been booked for 4 had only 3 seats / sleeps beds. So for the night Liz and myself had to try to share the top bunk which proved quite impossible to sleep on as we nearly fell off on numerous occasions and it is not wide enough to sleep top and tail. So we spent the night hunched over under the low roof, legs crossed unable to sleep in this semi-upright position and unable to read as the lights were off - so we just sat there listening to the various tones of snores and nasal breath and farts.
Thursday 4 December Hotel: Om Hotel, Pushkar Room Type: Two ensuite doubles ( 120 IR each) Verdict: good, clean, hot showers, restaurant
Got to Jaipur at 4am and waited at the wrong platform for our connecting 5.15 train (6 confirmations and a look at the noticeboard proved to still not be enough to get it correct.) At 5.10 still no train and we got worried so we went to the only platform where there was a train which had been there for over an hour. Liz went off in search of someone to tell us where our train was. She came back saying it was due at platform 6 - the vacant one next to platform 7 where the train was. We waited. At 5.15 we heard and Indian voice shouting "Elizabeth" A guy with the sheet was looking for us and running up and down the platforms shouting the only name he could read (Queen Elizabeth and all that). So we got onto the train that had been there all along - it had been waiting for us to get on! The trip was fine and we slept most of the way. The train was due to arrive at 7am in Ajmer so we set our two alarm clocks. At 6.55 the train pulled in to a station and we hurriedly got out of our sleeping bags and stuffed them into their bags and then grabbed our boots, tied the laces, packed up our stuff and scrambled down from our bed bunks. No, wrong stop - false alarm - not there yet. We clambered back up and rested again. Same thing happened at 7.45 am and then at 8.15. Three false alarms later and half sleepy wakings we eventually got to the right station and disembarked at 8.30 am. We decided to treat ourselves and get our first taxi to Pushkar 11km away. We chose a tout we thought was deserving and followed him to his taxi. We walked along the rows of Colonial ambassador cream curvy cars and got excited at the thought of finally getting to ride in one of the luxury vehicles. His was the one covered in rust. Ah well, what can you do. It took 10 slams to get my door to close, ditto for the back seat doors. The he turned on the ignition - nothing - not a squeak. He tried a few more times - no go. So he rolled the taxi out of its parking space to the middle runway. 10 people got around the car to help push. We did not squirm in our seats but held our heads proud that at least we were sitting in a once-posh taxi car. We were pushed the length of the station carpark - nothing happening so we rolled reversing back again - another try to launch the craft down the runway proved unsuccessful - as did the next - another reversal. Next time luck -yes, yes, yes a spark and a noise - we cheered unashamedly but no it went quiet again. Then we were pushed by the nose of a jeep which had journeyed to the back of the taxi to help. No luck, we were asked to get out of the vehicle which we did and the jeep nosed the taxi the length of the station as we ran beside it as our rucksacks were in the boot and Rule No. 1 in India - do not lose sight of your rucksack - even if this was a very complex scam. No, go. By this time all the men in the station were helping, some smiling at us saying it would work eventually and not to worry. Funnily enough after are bad night we were light hearted and thought it all quite amusing really. The first time we were treating ourselves and we were getting our moneys worth. Numerous attempts by which time we had given up running back and forth with the two attached vehicles and at the far end of the station we hear a rev - Yes - we all run - 3 Irish girls and 60 Indian men - up to the car and the Indian men struggle to open the doors and invite us inside to sit with a curving sweep of their arms. It took a lot of slamming to get the doors shut again and we were off!!!!!!!! On up the winding hills, on one bend Aislings door decided to open but she did not fall out however great an addition it would be to the story. We arrived in Pushkar very tired and hotel hunted finding the Om hotel the best. A around the lake and the clean ghats proved quite uneventful compared to the ghats in Varanassi, but the various shops and jewellers delighted us. We stuffed our faces on a vegetable buffet - 40R for all you can eat.
Fridday 5 December Hotel: Om Hotel, Pushkar
Got up and ate a healthy buffet breakfast. Walked around the area and bought clothes that we could get altered ( legs shortened for me!) and observed street-life in this important Hindu pilgrimage site. We snapped happily at deformed droopy oxen, a cow with an extra leg hanging out of the side of its head, fruit and veg sellers, colourful women and saw a goatcow which was the size of a cow and had the body of a cow but had the head and cloven feet of a goat - really spooky. I tried twice to get a henna tattoo done by a little cheeky girl but it faded within minutes on both occasions - little chancer. We watched the sun set by the Pumpernickel bakery on the ghat where everyone settles down to watch the sun disappear on the other side of the lake behind the high fairytale mount. A lot of Israelis were there and many would-be musicians beating various instruments and plucking strings and competing with the orange turbaned Indians looking for money. Ate another buffet and sat down to draw and write the hundreds of Christmas postcards to be sent to friends and family.
Thursday 4 December Hotel: Om Hotel, Pushkar
Today I exchanged my bright blue/purple fleece with an old smiley shop owner who had tailored trousers for Andrea and Liz. He had spotted it yesterday, loved the colour and offered me anything in his shop to swap for it. I took a bit of money instead. It suited him and he smiled and pointed up to the roof area where his wife was looking down smiling and said "Yes, my wife likes it" with a great big grin - It was a lovely feeling and Ais took a last photo of him wearing the fleece with his arm around me. Ais and myself then visited the barber stall / shop and I got my hair chopped - literally with a scissors that looked like two old blades stuck together with and screw. We got a head and back massage also which was fabulous. We boarded the 6 pm bus for Ajmer at 5.55 and was still on it at the stop at 6.15 with no sign of the driver. As our train was due to leave at 7.15 we rushed to find a taxi and ended up getting a jeep and being 150R lighter but the trip was fun overtaking on the raging hills in a safer jeep. We got to the platform on time but - surprise, surprise the train was late. We pulled out of the station at 9.45 pm to discover that other people were booked into our seats. Boy is that rail reservation man going to get it when we get back ( he also overcharged us by double the price but we did not cop-on till after we collected the tickets and by then we were on the train).
Sunday 7 December Hotel: Jaipur Inn Room Type: Dormitory ( 60 Rs each) Verdict: very clean and nice - no hot shower though.
Got in at 1am and went straight to the Jaipur Inn where the manager with the English public school accent welcomed us and a bright eyed young lad booked us in sleepily. We trudged through the polluted streets lined by oxen, camels getting fitted out for whatever cart they would be pulling today with their henna tattoo markings on their heads and backs. Pigs are prevalent, a new sight with their snouts in all types of faces and sewers and with hairy wart hog backs - they look frightening. The old city of Jaipur is surrounded by a huge red wall and inside is tremendously noisy and crowded. Women were squatting by whatever they had to offer be it fruit, veg, terracotta vases, bright gold and coloured threads, monkey nuts etc. However we were tired and cranky today and everything was getting to us especially the gnarled dead rat that someone threw at Andrea - it landed on her top then toppled down to rest on her fleece which was knotted around her waist and then fell to the ground as she let a shriek realising what it was. Also we could not find the damned City Palace and the Temple of Winds as people were sending us in every different direction. At one stage we ended up at the foot of the huge mount on top of which the fort lies. So we soaked up the atmosphere took a few photos of the hectic traffic round about and markets and headed back to the hotel. It was Sunday and some things shut on a Sunday so we had to eat chiapatti and spicy sauce in the train station (chiapatti is the basic flat flour bread always served here). Andrea looked up at the entrance to the station and saw a Pizza Hut 1km sign but we had no time cos the train was on time for once. The seat numbers on our prebooked tickets did not correspond to the ones on the train so we eventually found our ones by the computer print out and sat for the whole journey while listening to a bunch of silly women sing a harmonious song out of tune and out of harmony which lasted the whole trip. The man opposite me was gullying and spitting it onto the floor at my feet and Lizs' next door neighbour was farting and burping all the time and did not give her much room, the men helped themselves to me newspaper which was OK but they did not once use the words thank you and did not even smile an appreciative grin - Ah well.
Monday 8 December Hotel: Shanti Bhawarma, Jodhpur Room Type: Four bedded room ( 300IR) Verdict: not good, dirty and noisy but not much choice here.
Christmas soon. Mum told me that she went shopping on Grafton Street and it was full of jovial people and Christmas lights, poetry readings and general bonhomie - Missing home at this time of year - well just a little. Ate breakfast at the Govind hotel (again expensive) overlooking the massive fort before jumping into an autorickshaw and padding the pearl white Jaswant Thanda to the Meherangarh Fort.
"The work of angels, fairies and giants.... Built by Titans and coloured by the morning sun..... he who walks through it, loses sense of being among buildings. It is as though he walked though mountain gorges...: Rudyard Kipling, on Jodhpur Fort; Letters of Marque, 1899.
We chatted to a shop owner who invited us in for chai and a chat. He owns a export business and spends 4 months of the year in Brisbane Australia. It was odd to talk about Australia with an Indian who put on the accent extremely well to punctuate his stories. The cannon area of the ramparts looks out over the city, the red palace in the distance, the temples and their stagnant waterpools, the blue roofed houses of the Bhrawan faith and the silhouette of the museum far on the horizon. In the museum we witnessed Rajasthan miniature painting so intricate in detail, and items form the palace and the older periods. In the courtyard we had our palms read professionally and he was quite accurate his interpretation. That night we dined on the roof of our hotel and watched the local villagers perform their beautiful Rajasthan folk dances by firelight. The meal was expensive but worth every penny.
Tuesday 9 December Hotel: Golden City Hotel, Jaiselmar Room Type: Two ensuite double bedrooms ( 80R each) Verdict: Fantastic, hot water, restaurant, clean extremely helpful people
We got off the train at 6.30 am and were pleasantly surpassed not to be attacked by touts when we came out of the station. Jaiselmar stations is extremely well run and organised and auto-rickshaws queue in neat single file outside the exit and a bit to the side jeeps from the various hotel stand still holding the banners of their hotels - no shouting and screaming. We went with the Golden City hotel even though it is not in the Lonely Planet cos the waiter at the restaurant last night gave us their card and promised a 30% discount. It proved to be very good advice. We slept for a while and then ate breakfast on the roof. There we met Dave from Sydney who had just completed an 11 day camel trek on his own in the desert with a guide who could speak no English. He also told us he met 2 German girls who had just been 10 days in a retreat where they were not allowed speak at all and just sat for 10 hours every day meditating - HELP. We organised our own quick camel trek away from the touristy area near Jaiselmar which meant we had to hire a jeep and therefore was more expensive but was worth it (850R for 2 days and one night). The 5 of us walked through the beautiful golden fort of Jaiselmar after tasting the local lassis and were in happyland. Everything was closed today, Dave heard that it was due to someone falling off the ramparts, 6 people died last week when some of the wall fell over onto the market. However we learned later that the nephew of the Maharagha had died due to some liver ailment and the whole town was in mourning. I tried another henna - which did not work again and we walked home later that evening while the sun set over the golden city.
Wednesday 10 December
Luxurious accommodation of the day: A sand dune
Days since I slept with a duvet: oh about 3 months
We alighted our jeep and drove safari style to our camel trek beginning destination, via a beautiful secluded temple. Our camels had personality - not like the type you get when you picture a camel with shades on. My camel was moody, Liz was old and walked very funnily like and old bouncing dinosaur, Andrea's had weird fetishes and Aislings was a little baby that had to be led. Mine would not obey me steering going the opposite direction to the way I yanked the rope and trudging off away from the group with me squealing as I screamed at our guide to stop the damn thing bumping up and down while trying to keep steady. Andrea's liked to walk through bushes to scratch itself - through the middle of bushes, fine- except when he bushes were thorn bushes - she learned a lot of ambidextrous leg movements and came out of it all with a lot of small pin-prick scars. Liz's camel was the oldest and the leader but was hilarious to watch as its lips and neck bobbed up and down as it walked. Aislings was permanently tied to the back of the guides camel and she was like an upset little school boy cos she wasn't allowed to steer it herself and take control so she just looked around her bored while we were all screaming at the camels to stop bobbong on distant horizons munching from high tress while doing giraffe impersonations. We dismounted to relax and eat desert made food during the afternoon in the middle of a barren desert - amazing. At dinner time we housed ourselves at the bottom of a huge sand dune and us girls went in search of firewood while our guide prepared the food. We gathered huge amounts of fine white twigs and settled them in a pile at the base of our dune while we explored making footprints in the virgin sand. That night we ate well and had lots of fun singing and telling stories around the fire - Ais was in charge of feeding the fire and did so while putting on her best Meath accent and doing a Barbara Woodhouse pokes the fire with the branch 'poaker'. Liz did a silhouette dance on the top of the sand dune which made us crease over with laughter especially when she got carried away and started to tumble across our line of vision and then down the dune to our feet. The sunset was the most amazing yet a huge ball of fire settling comfortably behind the sandy dunes and lightening up the wispy clouds with a fierce red hue.... WOW again. The moon was very bright and the night did not get dark till it disappeared over the horizon at 3 am. And then we had a brilliantly clear view of the zillions of stars.
Thursday 11 December Hotel: Golden City Hotel, Jaiselmar
Dry toast for breakie and then threw our leg over the camels back ( which was by now extremely sore, our legs and the camels back probably too). The camels argued with each other to get to the front of the trail and we were constantly pulling our legs up to avoid scars and collisions - I failed once and Aislings saddle gave me a nice bright red horizontal cut on my shin. Andrea got tangled up in Aislings saddle also (by now she had been let loose from the back of the guides camel). We were tired by lunch time and had had enough of camel riding and Aislings and Liz's stomachs were burning off them which is not a good thing when you have to bob up and down on a camel for hours at a time. We got lost on a farm and our camel went haywire tangling themselves in fences and bushels. We made our one and only stop at a local desert village with clay houses and screaming kids looking for the usual chocolate and rupees and trying to rip our camera and necklaces from around our necks. At 5pm in the evening our jeep came over the horizon in a cinematic cloud of dust and appeared from the dusty film at our camels feet. We bade goodbye to our camels and guide and jeeped home to our lovely hotel in Jaiselmar.
Friday 12 December Hotel:the train
Walked around the now open fort and enjoyed the bustle of everyday quaint life of washing, eating and praying - all very visual. The streets are narrow and compact with intricately details latticed temples and golden facades. The view over the desert from this middle-of-nowhere city ramparts was beautiful and we could walk through the deceptively large fort in a matter of minutes as many areas were cordoned off due to the danger of falling walls and rocks. We left for the station at 10pm sad to leave this wonderful place.
Saturday 13 December Hotel: Shanti Bhawarma, Jodhpur; again - no choice Room Type: Four bedded room ( 300IR) Verdict: not good, dirty and noisy but not much choice here.
Roamed the city again through the market bazaar and under the clock tower. Boarded our train to Delhi at 5.30pm after eating a spicy thali at the retiring rooms in the station.
Sunday 14 December Hotel: Anoop Hotel, Paharganj, Delhi Room Type: Four bedded room ( 360R) Verdict: fine
Went on the rampage to the 'Gov tourist office' which in reality had nothing to do with the Government. We asked the guy why had we been charged a certain price and was the price on the ticket correct. He got angry and said that the price was each and not for the 4 of us and did we really think that train journeys in India was that cheap. We exited red-faced awaiting our tickets to Calcutta the following day which he informed us was still wait-listed and needed to be confirmed. Not content with the explanation for the ticket prices all of which we wittingly had kept and not handed over at each station, we went directly to the station where we split up with a ticket each in our hands and did a famous five of asking around what the story was. I found the security area where the uniformed men try their best to make sure people are not ripped off. We regrouped all with the same information that indeed the ticket price was for the 4 of us and not each as the guy had told us. Fuming and knowing the guy had deliberately and blatantly lied to us we asked the nice security guard in pretty little innocent voices what should we do. He took the card of the agency from us which we had kept also and phoned them. We stood waiting the verdict and he said that a person from the office would be coming over. It took them one hour to cross the street and by this time we were all extremely tense and nervous and felt like we were awaiting exam results. A man came - but not the guy we had been dealing with. The guard spoke to him and he cowered away. The guard then came to us and told us that they were scared and the other man had gone over to get the man in charge. In the meantime he asked me to formally write my complaint - just to scare them which I did on the back of a computer print out - very formally. Ninety minutes and no nails later another guy came over. The guard spoke to him and then turned to the 4 of us and told 2 of us to go with him to the office and 2 to stay there. I gave my valuables to the girls and Ais and myself trudged over feeling like the condemned. The guard called me back and whispered not to let them have any power or to bully us - in so may words. We went over and sat in front of "the big man" who asked us what our quandary was. I explained in detail to him and had written out our agenda and costing and calculations ( in big letters mum!). We had paid 11575 rupees for tickets with a face value of 5690. After a lot of pressing buttons on the calculator he agreed and asked us so what did we want. Obviously we said we wanted the difference back. He smiled and said but the work involved - Don't care your company deliberately ripped us off and when we offered the chance for explanation lied to us further. He made a big deal of saying the other guy would be fired etc... - don't care he is in charge, he should control his employees. He wanted 1000 Rupees for his effort and the fact that he had to come from home - don't care we have waited for 4 hours to clear this up and it has upset us and ruined our feelings for Delhi. You put a sharp knife in my back and you turn it - he said - don't care give us our money. After one hour of deliberations his aide threw money at us but refused to give us the Calcutta ticket until I signed a statement retracting my complaint. I said I would only do it when we got the tickets (as the tickets were for the following day it was very difficult to get new ones booked and we were on a tight schedule so could not risk a few days waiting for another train seat to become available) - Another stalemate.
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Bangkok, Thailand
Currency: 1US dollar = 45 Thai Bhat or about Sterling .78 pounds
Saturday 20th December
Hotel: Somewhere on Khoa Sang Road
Room Type: Three bedded room ( 330 B )
Verdict: clean and nice
Arrived in the morning to a sweltering hot and humid 35 degrees which slapped us in the face as we walked out of the airport building and into our awaiting air-conditioned taxi. We discovered that the plane was not really a plane but a time capsule that took us from 19th century Calcutta to 21st century Bangkok with high rise serene tower blocks. The roads were wide and long and we soared down the motorway onto the spaghetti junction (or should I say noodle?) at 120kmph - reaching our destination Khoa Sang Road AKA. Tourist haven. This road has everything a foreigner wants neatly bundled into one long street. The stalls offer fake designer watches, T-shirts, jeans and every type of modern gadget and cigarette lighter you could imagine. Cafes and bars line the streets offering dishes from every continent and videos and even soccer matches live from Europe. Taxis and Tuks-Tuks (Thai equivalent to autorickshaws) wait for their prey alongside overpriced and unreliable travel agencies with the occasional couple coming out of the glass door screaming " Don't go in there they take your money and don't deliver they rip you off" Apparently a common occurrence here. Trust No-one! So we trekked to the south bus station and purchased our tickets to the idyllic island of Kho Phang Nang leaving Christmas Eve at 8pm and arriving at 10 am on Christmas day at a cost of 320 B (about $8). En route to our hotel we happened across a McDs and a cinema complex complete with 20 foot digital Video wall showing how films were made etc.... We bought tickets and stocked up with popcorn and took our positions for the Jackal. In Thailand before each film the audience must stand as a picture of the king appears on screen and the national anthem is played - I have never even seen a picture of Mary McAleese but we stood respectively.
Sunday 21st December
Hotel: Somewhere on Khoa Sang Road
Marched by the polluted highway tot he National Gallery. The old Thai offerings were not up to much but the exhibition of submissions for an Environmental Art Exhibition for all ages was fantastic. Across the road - all 10 lanes was the National Museum which houses very interesting articles which we did not appreciate enough in the heat and the pollution. We did try to learn the background history and culture of Thailand and its surroundings and did get a taste of the styles to come in the next few months. That night we treated ourselves to Thai massages - 140 for one hour (about $3). Rows of bodies (fully clothed) lie on white linen-sheeted mattresses in a line of 10 huddled together while the industrial line of masseurs knead the pink fleshed tourists. The Thai girls chat amongst themselves while the western beings grin their hellos through bended knee, smiles askew and twisted bodies bend in a contortionist greeting - not a good introductionary position. How the little tiny women have the strength of 10 elephants in their fingers is beyond me but I'm not complaining - worth every cheap penny.
Monday 22nd December
Hotel: Welcome Guest House
Niall arrived from Ireland to three nervous and grinning girls. Santas' sack was opened at the hotel spilling letters, cards, greetings and all types of presents for us, even a fruit Christmas Cake complete with marzipan icing on the side and Santa Claus napkins! - Thanks Everyone. Had a few beers that afternoon - which we could not handle - so bed at 8pm and up at 10pm and walked the streets in a general swaying stupor - a good time to try the delights of Thai food from street stalls Big Mistake - Tried out a few toilet bowls and sinks after that.
Tuesday 23rd December
Hotel: Sheraton Hotel - Royal Orchid ( if you please)
Room Type: Superb
Verdict: OK - I suppose
At the front desk of the Sheraton we felt like chancing imposters dressed up in our best dresses trying to hide our sandled feet. Swayed into our room dizzy from the heights of the lift to be greeted by a big bowl of fresh fruit. The room had carpets - a first, a TV - with MTV!, a mini bar - avoid that, weighing scales - avoid that too, toilet roll AND tissue paper - take them, little bottles of various colored gels and shampoo, soap - one facial and one for the corps, teas bags, sugar sachets, kettle, hair dryer, matches, paper, postcards, envelopes, dressing downs, slippers, a safe, hangers, electric lights, a bath, a fantastic view a cuddly toy and a popcorn maker. We were in heaven - found mousse and shampoo in the corridor which some poor chamber maid had probably left out to take home - chucked that into our room and combed our newly blow dried hair and foamed the mousse into my hand and slithered it through my hair until it felt a bit weird - it was shaving mousse - I can't read Dutch - Serves me right. Before the golf net, tennis court, lower pool, gymnasium, sauna and restaurant we lazed wrapped in a yellow towel (draped for us by the steward) beside the pool. In an effort not to show our true identities underdark galsses and newly shaven legs, we decided to order a drink - a small bottle of water (5B in the stores) seemed safe enough - The bill came in its leather holder and 2 plastic bottles of H20 cost a mere - 320B - just over $3 each - in a land where it usually costs 8 cents - Glad we don't frequent the Sheraton every day! We ate a variety of foodstuffs from the posh stalls all wrapped in polystyrene and sauces on the side in blown up plastic bags with colored twine knotting the top. The chilies spice the sauce and look like goldfish coming home from the fair. They like to use plastic here - the more the better - sure them upstairs would have nothing to talk About In their world environmental summits if they were not to use processed materials and it creates employment anyway!. So they put the chicken wing you purchased into a large white polystyrene tray and then put that into a bag. Into this bag they also put a pre-prepared choice of 2 or more sauces - each in their blown plastic bags. For security they add another bag. If you want some water - in a plastic bottle they'll give you a free straw and a plastic cup advertising some product - maybe The Body Shop?. And as you walk peeling away the covers to get at the foodstuff you pass the litterbins - one for plastic and one for paper. A truck will come tomorrow to pick up the recyclable goods and burst fuel into the air and bring them to the factory to recycle them. A bit different from chucking your banana skin or leaf-structured tray of Indian curry and rice into the nearest gutter and waiting for the garbage recycle AKA a passing cow, goat or dog to recycle this waste into their own waste which they too leave at the side of the street.
Wednesday 24th December
Hotel: A bus
Verdict: Terrible - no sleep
Awoke in pitch black (curtains) and quiet (no parties from a caf? below) and managed to have an undisturbed lie in. Had a second bath with bubbles up to the ceiling. The shower works brilliantly too - the water jets out in an even dispersion - so had one of those too - at the same time. Walked to the Museum of Modern Imaging - not great and to a riverside market which was cheaper than its Khao Sang road counterpart - but the clothes are made for tiny little Thai women - so I got a watch instead! It took one hour to get the few kms to the bus station as the traffic in Bangkok is really awful and boarded our bus to the south islands - Santa coming to everyone tonight - no chimneys on buses!
CHRISTMAS DAY
Thursday 25th December
Hotel: Sea Garden Huts
Room Type: 200 B each
Verdict: Relaxing: own hammock and deck, toilet and shower
On the boats across from the mainland to Kho Samui and then to Kho Phang Nang we wondered at the fantastic islands, jutting rocks and sleepy coves - dying to reach the beach at our destination and relax. Luckily we found accommodation in Hadrin at the south of the island, as many people had to venture to the main and not so picturesque village of Thong Sala to get a bed. It is quite touristy here - Plenty of beautiful people in clean new clothes, piercing anywhere that is possible - tattooed torsos and 3 triangled bronze girls. One of them looked as if they had been travelling so we hid down at one end of the beach the sun reflecting onto the sparkling ocean off our white bodies. Bumped into a few friends we knew were there, ate a lovely Christmas dinner of roast chicken in a pepper sauce and baked potato (near enough) called our families and went down tot he beach to party. The white sands were dotted with people lit up by the fireworks crackling in the sky over the rolling waves. This is definitely a nightspot - lots of dancing, dressing up, wigs, luminous beads and paint - anything goes!
Friday 26th December
Hotel: Sea Garden Huts
Hungover - on the beach - what better way to spend a hangover? Tried the local whiskey and regretted it a bottle later.
Saturday 27th December
Hotel: Sea Garden Huts
Sick again, Beach again, swim again, eat again.... Drink again
Sunday 28th December
Hotel: Sea Garden Huts
Motorbike day!
My red motor bike was 7 day old and the owner was very reluctant to give it to me. Off 4 people on 3 bikes went with a belch of dusty sand. Eventually got into 2nd gear on to the roads which we had previously only known as black or red lines on the map. Now we know that black symbolizes hazardous as usual and red - BLOOD. The roads do not skirt the palmy waters but prefer to do the penance of mountains and impersonate a yo-yo rollerscoaster. The island is about 20km by 15km - but this is as the crow flies and the crow does not fly up and down and round bends and have to stop to pick up courage for the next hill, so it seemed like 10 times that. Coconut tree-lined roads led to the Phang Waterfall and Andrea did fall from her bike at the sandy bend - well someone had to go we mused at least we've got that over and done with. She got up and brushed her gritty knee clean of blood and dirt and braved the bike again muttering " If I don't get on now I'll never get on again " The loose grit made it very difficult for the wheels to grip on the hills so around one corner I waited for Andrea to catch up. No sign. A few minutes pondering the beauty around me. Still no sign. Lovely trees. No sign. A dreadlocked, orange- shirted dude passed me with a grid and skidded to a halt by my already dirty legs. She's OK - just a small fall beyond the last hill. I came over the hill to find her standing hand-on-hip. " I'm not getting on that thing again". Superman Niall came back after dropping Aisling off at the parking for the waterfall and got the bike going again. Using intertwanlged root systems as steps we made our way to the view point (we were supposed to go to the nearer waterfall but missed the jungle path) Splendid view over the entire island - circular jungled forest rather than the usual triangular fir trees leading to the aqua waters. Mounted the death machines again and soared on the good road (70kmph) back straight hair blowing pose to the northern tip of the island - Hat Mae. The sandy spit connecting the island rock off the coast made for a lovely walk and photo. Now if the bit before was scary the next bit was really dangerous - the road was eroding like a limestone pavement from the flood and therefore you could only negotiate the bit of the road that was still there - so you had to concentrate on keeping tot he 3 inch-wide mound while also trying not to skid going up and down steep hills brakes o. Needless to say these are all excuses for why I fell - twice - from the machine - not very discreetly either - but only my pride was hurt - just a few scrapes on the palms of my hands - cos I knew it was coming for at least 5 seconds before I tumbled. Niall and Andrea eventually came to my rescue - they had been rescuing Ais on the hill behind who had done a telepathic simultaneous fall on the previous hill. It was dark on the last leg of the journey - which was no fun at all. Headlights glared in the mirrors and but for the fact I could not haul the bike up and down those hills I would have walked. A single line of lights blemed along the side from Thong Sala to Hadrin - the commuters - families of 3 on the bike - dad driving, mum behind, schoolchild clinging behind her and little toddler on the handlebars gently scooting along while we perched terrified atop of hills getting the courage to go down again. Had a few beers when we got back.
Monday 29th December
Hotel: Sea Garden Huts
A boat trip around the island cost us 400B and was worth it. The angular boat sped to the small rock islands out of Bond movies and past local fishing boats tot he north beach for snorkeling. The bright blue coral was fantastic and the fish colorful enough to be seen through the gritty ocean waters. I think we were spoiled by seeing the red sea snorkeling first as nothing will compare to that experience. We visited more secluded white beaches on the west of the island before coming around the south point at sunset against the silhouettes of fishing boast, and pleasure boats.
Tuesday 30th December
Hotel: Sea Garden Huts
Another Lazy Day.
Wednesday 31th December
Hotel: Sea Garden Huts
Had a few drinks with Tim, Michael, Gareth and Aoife on our deck and ventured to the beach. Fireworks were everywhere - some out of control zooming down the beach towards vulnerable people sitting in chairs outside pubs., At midnight we were handed sparklers and painted ourselves in luminous designs and cheered the new year as Fireworks went off all over the place.
Thursday 1st January 1998.
Hotel: Sea Garden Huts
No New Year Resolution - Enjoy life and have fun. Another Lazy day.
Friday 2nd January 1998.
Hotel: The Bus
Made Arrived at the travel agency at 11.30 am as requested. Sat in the sweltering sun until our taxi came at 12.20. We raced up and down those dangerous hills again to Thong Sala - still don't know how we made it back in one piece the other night on the motor bikes. Got to the ferry pier which was extremely crowded. The two small boats were full to the brim of tourists and the crowd which had raced up and formed a jam on the pier were told to turn back and wait for the big boat. It came and hundreds of people about-turned and rucksacks-in-faces tried to make it back down the pier without falling over the side. Once on the boat there was a race to the top deck to secure seats. When the boat left the port there was another race for those who had placed themselves in the path of the billowing black smoke from the dark funnels. Got to Kho Samui where we were informed by word of mouth to board the other boat. Again a mush to get down the narrow stairs to the back of the boat and onto the pier. Some of us decided to take the short cut by climbing on the rails of the first deck of the boat and jump over the sea-lined chasm to the pier - managed in one piece with a little helping hand. Onto the next ferry where we nestled ourselves on the back deck laying against rucksacks with an ice-cold beer in hand, chatting to other tourists, the sweltering sun shadowed by the wind - BLISS. Got to the mainland at 4.30 - early - but alas we were not at Seurat Thani as planned - we had to get a bus to the Bus station that would take us to Bangkok. So we waited and waited and when buses finally came the local Thai decided to play their game of see how many times you can get the tourists to go to different buses in circles, squares, triangles and other geometric routes until they ( them being the red sun burned tourists) finally give up and (a) scream at you, (b) sit on their rucksacks melting or (c) get a taxi. A local bus took us in the end but of course after 2 hours (the journey was meant to take us one hour) and a few passers beeping their horns and flailing their hands out the car windows we chugged to a halt. The petrol tank was leaking all over the road and we had run out of petrol. 20 minutes later the young Thai conductor came over the horizon on a motorbike petrol can in hand. He filled the tank from the inside???? Bizarre location under the front seat in the bus. The driver took up a bit of the floor boards and manually started the ignition. We chugged along at 20 km per hour at 6.30 in rush hour traffic. Our bus was due to leave at 7pm and I tried to explain this to the bus driver. Those getting the train had already nabbed the only taxi and wouldn't let us on cos it was full. He was a big German guy so I let it go - survival of the fittest or biggest or most fearful accent in this case. So we stopped again at 6.55 beside giggling petrol attendant girls who had never had a local bus pull in for petrol before and were amused at the location of the tank- still relaxed - these things happen - it will work itself out. Again I explained to the Thai conductor about the time of our bus and he understood this time because instead of just smiling and nodding his head and saying OK, OK he pulled his head back and laughed - I got through to him but the signs were not good. Arrived at the local bus stop at 7.10 and rushed to the nearest tuk tuk - 30B each to get to the travel agency on our bus ticket. OK OK we are in a hurry - no choice - took it. 2 minutes later around the next corner he came to a halt beside a parked bus. Ah well its only money and the bus was there. Got aboard and sat into our seats as the bus took off. We had a normal bus, not a VIP which apparently had bigger seats but we don't need much legroom anyway. However it is the case that the bus went up and down on every pothole - of which there were many. No sleep for us…. Got lunch eventually when we stopped at 1am, my dream of Gay and the Late Late Show interrupted (or was it a nightmare - don't try to dissect that one!) and ateas just a packet of crisps. The whole road to Bangkok was full of deserted road works and detours and as we came into the city the building boom that had started after 1989 and then abandoned recently due to the downturn became obviously apparent. Semi-built motorways and flyovers were abandoned with rubble formed underneath and the stacks for holding the road structures looked like barren traffic scarecrows. Got in at 6am exhausted.
Saturday 3rd January
Hotel: Shandthi, Khao Sang Road
Room Type: Three bedded room200 B
Verdict: OK, outside shower and toilet - just bearable
Relaxed and treated ourselves today. Went to see 'TITANIC" and enjoyed it!
Sunday 4th January
Hotel: Shandthi, Khao Sang Road
Chatachuk weekend market is an endless array of stalls selling everything you can think of. We wanted to spend but could not find much we could buy but have plans to come back here to buy for our future when we are on our way back to Ireland. I did but a present for my parents 30th Anniversary [Well done to you guys]. To wrap the gift I purchased some recycled coloured paper and when the bill came to 154 B I decided I was too tired to bargain. I strategically turned my back to Aisling (our avid and active group bargainer who would not have been impressed with my lack of enthusiasm for the bargaining sport) and took out the exact change from my purse. I had my hand out ready to give the coins but the Thai lady looked shocked - I had not bargained - or argued - so as she held her hand out and I was about to drop those coins she stopped and said 'OK. Special price for you , 140 B' It's a culture over here like or not or try to avoid it if you will. In the afternoon we took a canal boat trip down the beautiful and quaint Bangkok canals. Various women in dinky boats selling drinks and fruit touted us as we swept through the canal. Stopping at the fish feeding area was like revenge of the killer fish (big fish, big and strong). They were about ? metres in length and battered the surface of the water as the fought for huge hunks of bread thrown from the banks. Their energetic rush caused us to get saturated and it was hard to keep our agape mouths shut and not swallow the water. The waterside houses are quietly quaint little house-on-the-prairie meets the east American fishing lodge with decks overhanging the water. The lazy lapping water is edged by families eating on the piers, children playing on the steps into the water, men washing themselves, women washing clothes, dogs stretched lazily, cats curled in the warmth and women exchanging gossip from their respective backyard decks. Terracotta pots brim with blooming buds bursting generous rich colours. But for that fishy smell it is the perfect relaxing life - boat instead of car and gentle breezes and lapping water instead of noisy fumes and traffic. We landed back at the big Cho Phraya River past splendid decorated Wats and Temples lit up by the setting sun.
Monday 5th January
Hotel: Shandthi, Khao Sang Road
Up bright and early (well the morning was hot and humid and we were not so bright) and taxied to the Vietnamese embassy. You can get visas organized by the travel agencies in Kho Sang road but they are more expensive, don't have the correct information and are often unreliable (basically sometimes they just take your money). Cost = 16950B. So it takes 5 days and we can go overland which we were told and still are being told we can't do - but if the Vietnamese embassy gave us a specific point of entry??? You just never know - Watch this space. Jim Thompsons' house is fantastic and worth a visit for anyone coming to Bangkok. This American was in the silk business and made lots of money from it but disappeared without a trace in the Higlands of Malaysia in 67. (After dismissing Tuk-tuk costs of 150 B we finally got a metre-taxi costing 50B to Chinatown - polluted and pungent smells of dead and dried fish made my stomach churn as much as the distorted skeletal meat offerings, birds claws, heads and throats and rats etc…. So we headed back to the road and bought the place dry of T-shirts to cheer my churning up.
Tuesday 6th January
Hotel: Shandthi, Khao Sang Road
I'm here updating the site and the others have gone to get the Laos visa - the embassy has moved twice in the last year and it is very hard to get the correct location. Be warned - it is very far away. Visas take 2-3 days and cost 1050 B. You must state the point of entry and they last 15 days.
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South Bangkok has a superb parcel service for all those people who have gone wild shopping. Stamps and great postcards can be bought in local shops everywhere. There are many telephone exchanges and fax facilities on Kho Sang road although not all of them have a call-back facility (which you must pay for). Phone cards are also available in local shops. Email and Interent is accessable at HELLO Cafe on Kho Sang road quite cheaply. There is a scanner there too but it was never working when I was there.
Boats
A boat journey down the canals is a must. The silent waters off the main rivers have a wonderfully peaceful atmosphere, wooden houses balance on stilts over lapping water. Residents get around by boat, kids play on wooden stairs above the water and older folks laze in swaying hammocks while pets snooze the afternoon away.
If you are trying to get around the city it is often quicker to catch the express boat along the river and then make your own way from one of the many stops to your inland destination.
AROUND BANGKOK
There are many great one or two day trips from Bangkok One should make an effort to get out while waiting for visas etc. It is too easy to waste time watching videos and shopping in Bangkok. Try not to let this happen. Unless you're a middle aged couple or on business I would not recommend the Rose Gardens as it is very package-tourist and a colourful showy version of Thai culture.
Travel and visas
Arranging travel around Thailand can be done at any of the tour operatos on Kho Sang road. Be aware of the many horror stories from a lot of travellers about these places. We decided to book a ticket directly from the Southern bus station to the southern islands. However it is as easy and as cheap to book tickets up north in any of the Kho Sang road tour operators. We shopped around for the cheapest and most reliable and bargained down the price. We encountered no difficulties or rip-offs going through the tour operators.
We bought our visas for Laos aand Vietnam directly from the embassies which is cheaper and less risky than trusting a third party with your passport.
Tuesday 24th December 1997
Hotel; Bus from Bangkok to Kho Phang Nang via Seurat Thani and Kho Samui
We got a bus from the southern bus station to Seurat Thani, across on a boat to Kho Samui and up to Kho Phang Nang. Having left Bangkok at 10pm we arrive after a bumpy journey at 11am on Christmas day.
Wednesday 25th to Thursday 1st Janruary 1998
Hotel; Huts, Haatrin east.
Room Type: Double room, inside shower and toilet (200B)
Verdict: Grand, hot water, outside balcony with hammock provided. Not exactly the Ritz but quaint
Kho Phang Nang
This island is supposed to be less Costa del Sol than the nieghbouoring Kho Samui so we headed for this retreat for Christmas. There were hundreds of beautiful people strutting their stuff daily on the beach and wiggling their petite little bums to party music in the beach bars at night. There are plenty of places to eat and watch videos during the day and of course many shops.
A boat ride around the island is recommended. It costs about $10 for the day and is really lovely if the weather is in your favour. Included is the chance to scuba dive (equipment provided) off the northern tip of the island. It is also a good opporunity to view the quaint secluded beaches which are accessible only by boat. For a bit of peace and quiet opt for these beach hideaways rather than the more hectic Haatrin and Thong Sala areas.
You can also hire motorbikes for 200B to explore the islands' waterfalls and jungles. Be warned, the roads are extremely hilly and dangerous and in the north of the island they are merely sand tracks with areas washed away during the monsoon season. If you dare, be prepared to fall. Notice the scarred people limping around Haatrin!!!!!
Friday 2nd to Friday 9th Janì¥Á
THAILAND
$1 US = 45 Thai Bhats (decreased to 55)
1 Sterling = 78 Thai Bhats
Saturday 20th to Monday 22nd December 1997
Hotel; Welcome Guest House, Kho Sang Road.
I recommend that you try to get a hotel off Kho Sang road There are some great spots in monks villas which are much more homely and cultural than the loud Kho Sang road area.
Room Type: Double room, outside shower and toilet (200B)
Verdict: Sufficient, hot water
Bangkok
Bangkok has all the mod-cons and facilities of a modern western city, including the traffic jams and pollution. It also has a wealth of things to see, places to visit and hidden adventures.
Eating and Entertainment
Along Kho Sang Road where all the tourits hang out are many cafes with both thai and western food and most offer videos and football on large screens. There is a lovely Indian restaurant if you prefer the hot Indian food to sweet thai food. It is possible to spend a whole day in these cafes merely watching movies, reading and writing letters. Bangkok also houses all the fast food chains, plenty of McDonalds, KFC, Dunkin Donuts etc.... There are also a few cinema complexes showing current hits in english. The Central Cinema complex on the way to the southern bus station is an impressive high-tech cinema. Of course the more mischevius souls head for the night shows on Pha Pong. Beware of being ripped off. A beer may only cost 70B but they'll try to charge for shows and all kinds of 'extras'.
Sight-seeing and Shopping
Bangkok is well endowed with plenty of temples and sights. Don't try to see too many Wats or you will be sick of them before you even get out of Bangkok. The Grand Palace, Wat Phra Kaew and the Temple of the Emerald Buddha are magnificantly gaudy and a great first introduction to Thai style architecture. The Emerald Buddha is a meditating statue about 2 feet in height has been the object of a tug-of-war between the Thais and the Lao since it was found in Chang Rai, Northern Thailand in 1464. It is perched in it's specially made golden gown atop an extremely ornate golden altarpiece bordered by larger gold Buddhas standing in the peace position; elbows to the side, arms out and palms facing upwards. The Audience Hall, the symmetrial Dusit Group, the Goldren Stuppa, the Belfy and all the other buildings in the compound are intricately detailed in metallic coloured tiled mosaics. One has to admire the detail, craftsmanship and restoration work.
I found the permanent collection at The National Gallery not as good as the fantastic artworks on display in the Environmental exhibition. Allow a few hours to wander around the National Museum across the road.
There are many clothes, crafts or fruit and vegetable markets which you can explore, some at weekends and others being the early morning floating markets.You can get cheap fake designer clothes, watches and jewellery on Kho Sang Road and it's environs. Although local markets are cheaper they mainly cater for local tiny petite figures!
Transport and Communications
Tuk-tuks on Kho Sang Road try to charge exhorbident prices. We found it very difficult to bargain down to a fair price. Therefore if we did not avail of public transport (boat or bus) we took taxis which have a pick-up fee of 35B and are very cheap thereafter mainly because they don't get very far very quickly in the ridicuously congested traffic of Bangkok.
The G.P.O. in sruary 1998
Hotel; Sidthi Hotel Bangkok.
Room Type: Three bedded room, outside shower and toilet (200B)
Verdict: Bearable, cockroahes and ghekkos only seen in the outside toilet and shower. Lots of interesting graffitti on the doors and walls
Bangkok again
We wasted a lot of time this week just hanging around. There are many paces to see on day trips including Ayuthaya and the River Kwai.
Saturday 10th Janauary 1998
Hotel: Bus to Chang Mai (200B for bus and board the following night in Chang Mai).
Sunday 11th to Friday 16th Janauary 1998 (not including 2 nights on the trek).
Hotel: Chang Mai Holiday Guest House
Room Type: double room at 140 B (first night free, included in the bus ticket))
Verdict: Good; tempermental hot showers, good people but loads of shouting kids from the schoolyard in the early morning
Chang Mai
Chang Mai was freezing when we reached the city at 7am. We were collected from the bus station and brought to the Guest House where a humerous business-woman explained the customs, tours, regulations etc. to the group.
Eating
There are plenty of places in Chang Mai to eat local and western food. At the night market there is a huge outdoor courtyard with many tables bordered by about 20 stalls, each seperate stalls offering every kind of Asian food. This is a good spot for a crowd in the evening but watch out for the bat droppings. McDonalds and other fast food joints are just aound the corner.
Chang Mai has its fair share of pubs both local and pseudo English/German/Irish. We located the Irish pub and had a makeshift Irish Breakie: ham instead of bacon, a single withered sausage, cold scrambled eggs and tomatoes, and a lovely warm bread roll. Also on the menu were tempting spuds garnished with spring onion. This Irish pub is not called, Molly Malones, Scruffy Murphys, Kitty O'Sheas', DarbyO'Gills, The Old Shebeen or anything as imaginative as those usual foreign drinking establishments claiming Irish culture. It was simply titled "Irish Pub", no beating about the mulberry bush. Of course the 'Irish Writers' with Seans' and Jimmys' intense mugs was pride of place on the bar. Other posters of Killarney, Co. Armagh donned the walls as well as the tea cloth with the letter from an Irish lad to his mum writing about the crazy Americans on a piece of cotton! There was a bicycle with a front basket parked outside but alas it belonged to a backpacker and was not part of the decor - an oversight by the manager.
Sightseeing
Within the old city walls surrounded by a dried up moat you will come across plenty of Wats and other hidden wonders. Take a taxi up steep windy mountain to Wat Phra that Doi Suthep. Reached by a curvy dragon/serpent lining the 300 steps uphill, this temple is a great Sunday outing for all the family. There is cable-car up to the top if the heart is weak or unwilling. Female monks vend incense, candles, flowers and paper parcels of gold foil to worshippers. The candles and incense are burned under any of the many Budha shrines. Exquisite white single blooms and roses are placed on the outstretched arms of Buddhas and gold foil from the paper parcel is stuck on to the figure. The gold, red and blue metallic temples, stuppas and walkways light up the peaceful relaxed atmosphere. While we sat in one of the Budhist shrines, feet and toes facing away from the figure as is the custom, we were invited to be blessed by Mr Buddhist monk from his seating position to the side. He waived branches tied together and whetted from an urn beside him, chanting a he scattered the droplets over our bended bodies.
Markets
The day markets in Chanag Mai are located by the moat. Night markets are more expensive and directed towards tourists. You can get trinkets, crafts and clothes everywhere in these.
Treks
A Description of the 3 day, 2 night trek we did from our hotel ($16)
The squeez in the Ute (short for utility vehicle) lasted for 3 hours before coming to a halt at a marketplace in a race with many other vehicles - ute city. Hundreds of backpackers relieved themselves, bought whisky, bog roll, chocolate and water and some fresh fried rice. Boarding the ute again we drove off into the sandy horizon. It was cramped and hot and a few people were ill. Lunch was served by a hot geyser. Eggs were boiled in the bubbling sulphur pool and eaten with the rice. Our final destination was a remote village two mountains to the west of the highest mountain in Thailand (2,500m) which we were warned that we would have to climb in 2 days - a thought which remained in my brain for the followng 32 hours. At 4pm we set off trying to beat the setting sun to reach our destination 3 hours into the vales. Needless to say the mountains gobbled up the sun and our footing failed on many occasions. Arms grabbed at tree trunks, rambling roots and large fresh leaves to steady our wobbling bodies. Wet tiered rice fields bordered colourful mountains and smoke rose from the many fires that had ignited in the hot sharp sunshine. The forest jungle is hot and dry but the leaves exhibit autumnal colours and your pace crackles as you step on the crisp leaves. The Thai farmers here wear the tringular straw hats and walk on raised pathways between rice padies with their burdens balanced at the ends of the bamboo poles about the shoulders - just like the movies (without te American jet fighters and helivcopters buzzing overhead). Lodging for the night resided in wooden teak stilt-houses with a veranda and a welcoming fire. Dinner was served on a large mat before we smoked, sang and drank the night away. Turns were taken at bashing local drums, spluttering in wooden pipes, strumming the guitar and picking at some other similiar but smaller instruments. Accompanied by 14 wailing out of tune voices the result was pretty terrible but the banter was great. We settled down to sleep in our wooden room on woven mats to cover the holes in the floor with something burning to keep scorpions at bay. A version of Hotel California sung in a Magarita Prakatan way ( Clive James Shpw) and Jason Donavans "Sealed with a Kiss" made us long for some sleep and escape from this reality leaving with that lucky sucker on that jet plane.
We were woken the following morning while it was still dark by the throaty calls of cockerals at 4am in the morning. This was followed by the pounding sounds of women bashing rice and babies crying in the next room. At 7.30 we were called to breakfast; cold toast an runny eggs which succeded in running down my face and fleece. Down at the fire the women and babies gathered in the slowly warming day. Us tourists took photos as they posed in the usual Thai-hill-tribemother-holding-child pose. Then they decided to play the ' look what the pink people do when we do this', game. One young woman sat on the makeshift swing and her chldren followed suit looking so cute cuddling against her breats. Sure enough 4 cameras were pulled out and 4 pink people hunched on honkers pointing appariels at the sight. This cynic took a photo of the hunched pink people from behind and the coveted photograph content in the distance.
Five elephants trumped up to the village house and we mounted from a ledge. Kim and myself got into the basket and Andrea tucked herself on the neck between the ears, Tarzans'-Jane style. Hubon, our elephant led the way and was extremely well behaved. Five loaded elephants wobbled though paths and trees, up and down hills, over streams and under low hanging branches laden down with gigantic spider webs. Over warbling brooks, dropping our bags at a local house and we dismounted and climbed up to the waterfall. The vicinity was shaded and the water icey cold. Nervously we waded into the shallow pool and edged over to the cascading mass. It was fast and heavy and still freezing so we did not linger long. Lunch from the bonfire stove brought forth noodles and tuna while we dried out, packed up and trudged back to our bags. At the top of that mountain, beyond the picturesque shrivelled cabbage patch fields (no room for potential nurturing of ugly baby dolls) we witnessed more Kren village life. Daughters ground rice, women cooked, babies toddled in the mud and cheeks bloated trying to blow up the balloons that us pink people brought as gifts. Men grinned through beetlenut stained teeth as they sold us coke in bright red cans in the middle of nowhere. We struggled on down vales and across streams on makeshift bridges constructed from two bamboo poles cut and laid over the shallow waters gathering fresh loafas from trees and bushes for our iminent wash in the brook. Yes, loafas grow on trees, not on the sea bed. They come in pods and when dry one can peel the cloak layer, remove seeds and hey presto a loafa for the shower. One of the many the things you learn when you travel!
After side stepping over and back numerus times like Moris dancers we came to a halt at a hut on the stream. Offering benches as well as the welcoming fire we laid out our sleeping bags for the night. The girls bathed by the trickling stream while the dinner was prepared including a pumpkin which we had picked up on our trek through the fields. Around the fire that night we ate, drank, told jokes and asked questions. I now know monkeynuts gow in the soil like a root vine, lentils come in a pod, loafas grow on trees and how rice ends up in Mr Bens bag. At least these were some of the various explanations being thrown around for numerous queries some of which were very bizarre. That night was extremel funny - enough laughs to fill a year and enough tears produced by the laughter. No sleep again and very little opportunity as we were not horizontal for long.
Up early, one and a half hour trek in the blistering sun. The jeep brought us to the edge of another river where we boarded our makeshift bamboo rafts strung together with rubber from tyres. After a fried rice lunch we mushed in to the ute and headed for the hills, or rather the highest mountain on top of which we saw pagodas; the tombs for the president, the view and the Golden Buddha. Dusty and wrecked even though we had driven and not climbed we got back to Chang Mai, showered and had a wonderful Thai massage before relaxing with a few beers and another few laughs in the Irish Bar.
From Chang Mai we got a bus back to Bangkok, collected our visas from the Vietnmese and Laos embassies and got another bus up to Na Thrang and across the border at the Friendship Bridge into Laos where we gota tuk tuk - now called a jumbo if they are the larger version of the samlor (a 3 wheeled motorbicycle) to Vientienne.
Best Route between Laos and Thailand
The best way to go from Thailand to Laos is to cross over beyond Chang Rai in the north of Thailand into Laos. At the Duty Free you meet a lot of people crossing the border and gossip is the best research. Then board a slowboat for the trip down from Huay Xai to the Mekong to Luang Praban. The trip lasts 2 days and chuggs past remote village life. We did not take this route because we had to go back to Bangkok from Chang Mai to collect visas.
LAOS
$1 US = 12,5000 Lao Kip
$1 US = 58 Thai Bhats in a bank in Laos!
Saturday 17th Janauary 1998
Hotel; Santisouk Hotel, Vientiane
Room Type: 3 bedded room at 12 US$
Verdict: Superb, clean crisp white sheets, ensuite bathroom with shower, bath and hot water, chairs, bedside lights, wardrobe and table. Fantastic and the cheapest around this city as there are no really low budget beds.
Loas
Laos is a tremendous country. It has a beautifully scenic landscape and is homeland to smiling friendly faces. Best of all this quaint and peaceful land has not yet being too tarnished by tourism, high rise buildings, extensive infrastructure and pollution. Let's hope it will remain innocent for another few years at least though there is a tourism campaign by the Government at the moment similiar to Visit Nepal 98 and Amazing Thailand, campaigns. The country population is only 4.8 million for the 200,000 sq km (compared with Thailands' 58 million living in an area only 2.5 times the size). The population is well dispersed around the country so rush hour in the captial (480,00 people only!) is a doddle to jay-walk through. To top it off Laos is also extremely cheap to travel and has numerous french restaurants and bakeries with tremendous food. Lack of comfortable transport is the only annoyance.
The best route through Laos is coming from the north of Thailand across the border east of Chang Rai, going down the Mekong to Luang Praban, Vang Vieng and then down to Vientienne. You can also go east to the plain of jars but roads are hazardous and you my have to fly. Next go down to Savannahket and Pakse from where you have good access tothe Bolevian Plateau which is supposed to be beautiful.
Needless to say we only found this out i retrospect so we did not take this route.
Vientienne
Arriving in the capital city one immediately notices the French influence with houses romanitcally nestled behind bursts of flowers, serene shuttered windows, and the giveaway french translations on signposts. Laos was under the protection of France from 1893 until the Franco-Laotian Treaty of 1953 granted full Independance to Laos and thereafter internal tensions between royalist, neutralist and communist factions ensued.
During our walking tour of Viantienne we sat by Buddha in many of the Wats, visited churches, strolled along sandy main roads, greeted locals and received warm smiles in return. Children ran up to us asking 'What is youor name?", Buddhist students bade us "Good Morning " and conversed in english with us. Spie was a 15 year old chap dressed in is bright orange robe and holding a London black umbrella above his shaved smiling head to shade out the sun. After snapping his image with his permission at the Sacred Stuppa he waited for us to chat as we walked down the 3 km stretch towards the Victory Memorial - Arc de Triomphe. We all love Laos and plan to stay longer than our original few days depending on which areas are accessible and not in too much danger from rebel geurillas which tend to cause disurbances on the aptly chosen Route 13.
The natural sauna that day at a Wat convent a few kilometers outside the centre is great. This house on stilts has a fire on the ground over which was placed a barrel of water and herbs. The steam and smoke sifted upwards to the shack-room where the sauna was located and we puffed in and out in between breaks. A 'natural sauna' in the true sense of those words. and really cheap.
Tuesday 21st and Wednesday 22nd Janauary 1998
Hotel; Dokhuon Hotel, Vang Vieng
Room Type: Large double room at 5,000 Kip ($2)
Verdict: Lovely, clean, ensuite bathroom with shower
Vang Vieng
Vang Vieng is one of the most untouched unspoilt places we have been to thus far. Traffic congestion consists of motorbikes, bicycles, strolling villagers and the odd car. At sunset locals wash on the banks of the Nam Song river. Kids kick a football on the sand spit in the middle of the shallow river, their silouhettes against the severe jagged fierce mountains against the pinky misty hazey skies the perfect National Geographic cover as they laugh and cheer when the camera flashes. Sounds that fill the air are grunts and whines of pigs, cockerals begerking, new born chicks chirping beside cows maternally licking their day-old calves still unsteady on the spindly legs. The evenings sounds change to the banging of women bashing the culinery offerings for the night and the sizzling of fresh food while distant radios hollow out Thai music. The bright round faces of kids light up in luminous smiles of Sab-ay-di as you pass, their stretched arms hand-in-hand reaching up to a radiant young mother. They are so cheerful greeting every one of the few westerners with the same enthuiasm and infectous smiles. Come here before the tourist coaches do. Explore the limestone caves and delightful brooks, flowing waters and sectacular landscapes. Come here to relax and be contented to succumb to the lazy atmosphere wandering with no maps save for the ones drawn by fellow travellers after discovering hidden wonders during their explorations. Reminders of technological developments are limited to the pilons for electricity, copies of TIME magazine on the balcony of our white-washed hotel.
Thursday 22nd to Sunday 25th Janauary 1998 (inclusive)
Hotel; Vienkeo Hotel, Luang Praban
Room Type: Large double room at 12,000 Kip ($5)
Verdict: Clean, outside toilet and cold shower, which I still cannot get used to.
The road to Luang Praban
Our mission for the day was to arrive safely in Luang Praban 450km north of Vientienne. We did not fly to as advised as we spoke to travellers who had come down by road.and had encountered no problems.The long journey is trecherous both in terms of road covering, mountainous regions and alleged geurilla guns. Pigeon French and hand signals led us to believe that there was a bus coming from Vientienne between 10am and 11am which we could stop at the junction 1 km. out of town. We arrived at same junction at 9.30 and sat comfortably on our rucksaks by the roadside poised and ready to pounce in front of the passing bus. Many local vehicles stopped to offer us a ride to Kasy (a quarter of the way to Luang Praban) but we heard that Kasy was the trouble spot so passed up on the offer. The problem being that anti-government geurillas had decided to take foreigners off the bus and shoot them in the head on numerous occassions in the last year. The number of occassions depended on to whom you spoke to and how many people you met. Two weeks ago 3 locals were shot on the same Route 13. We did not know whether to take this change in target as a good or a bad sign. The bus eventually came at 11.15am but passed by without stopping, full to the brim and overflowing with people perched against baggage on the roof. A discussion ensued. Some wanted to go to the bus station and reask the hotel owners about a possible direct bus at 12 midday. Others wanted to stay at the junction and await the next bus coming form Vientienne The girls headed off for the bus station and found out that the 12 o'clock bus only went as far as Kasy and from there one must get a bus the rest of the way. With no other option we waited while in the meantime the guys strolled back from the junction announcing with smirks that an empty bus had passed which they could not get on because of us. Eventually a packed bus left at 12.30pm stuffed with locals and foodsuffs and us. The journey itself was enjoyable, through remote countryside and villages with life momentarily interrupted by the kids bunching up beside the truck with bright eyes beaming though dirty faces sreaming "sa bai dji' at us and waiving frantically. I made faces at them and they returned the very same contortions with extra enthusiasm for the game until I had 20 cute little faces sticking their tongues out and awaiting a response. We arrived in the small one road town of Kasy at 2.30pm. and were told by the proprieters of the tiny restaurant at the dropping point that a bus to Luang Praban would be along very soon. Well at least that is what we thought they were trying to say. They recognised the words Luang Praban and pointed to the clock and grinned in affirmation when we shouted bus and pointed to the road. After soup we had some fun with the locals which consisted of us, ears pricked, jumping every time we heard an engine, and them sitting back and laughing and indicating 'no not yet'. At 4.30pm we boarded a truck that was bound for our destination. The journey continued up windy dirt roads which are due to be paved soon and past numerous men carrying big guns.
We got to Luang Praban at 11pm without a clue where we were when we were dumped outside the town. Luckily a taxi was probing the pavemets late at night looking for vulnerables to rip off so on we hopped to find our hotel around the corner. Rooms were available which was a double fortune as we had arrived against all odds in one piece and got the hotels rooms which we heard were limited. I guess most people did not dare Route 13.
Luang Praban Sight-seeing
Exploration of this lovely city began when we decided to take a route up steps that looked interesting. The ascent lasted longer than expected but we were rewarded with a fantastic view over the city and the meeting point of the Nam Khan and Mekong rivers together with old Wats, stuppas and Buddha images amongst hedgegrows and caves. Descending to the north we visited the Royal Palace (Haw Kham) built in 1904, which has been a museum since Kind Savang Vattana and his family were exiled to the north after the 1975 revoloution. Along the banks of the river we observed life in this french-influenced beauty. Long boats and larger colourful cargo boats laze by the shores of the Mekong while their weighty cargo is painfully carried on bended back up the sands to the markets. Roadside stalls sell fresh fruit, fish and meat including bats and rats. I only got as adventurous as an orange which was tasteless. Maybe the speciality of cooked moss is tastier but I did not give it try. Niether did I try the other breakfast treat, the old jam made from local herbs and dried buffalo skin - which we all know and love.
Eating and Entertainment
There are many roadside stalls and markets for cheap eats. Luang Praban has also a tremendous range of great restaurants especially superb french cuisine and bakeries. Recommended is the elegant French bar and restaurant Duan Champa on the Nam Khan river. Dine on chunks of pate, scrumptious salads and succulent gnarlng steaks, wonderful french cuisine - for about $3 each. La Saladarie another french treat.
Music at the one and only nitclub is delivered from the stage by a young band who sang all the old favourites live like Engelbert Humperdinks XXXXXX while local lads slow-danced wth slight giirls and some foreigners joined in towering over the vertically challenged locals.
Women form remote minority villages sell crafts on the roadside along the main route in Luang Praban. A German gentleman has opened an impressive craft and natural products shop and is awaiting permission to add a bookshop up near the main Wat.
Around Luang Praban
Kuang Si Falls are huge Limestone water cascades 29km south of Luang Praban. The jumbo which cost 5,000 kip each. En route we strolled around a small village watching children throwing marbles, mothers breast feeding newborn infants and young girls weaving reeds into roof canopies as they listened to the slow songs on the small transitor radio at their feet. In the rice paddies our driver explained the method of growing wet rice. Seeds are placed in extremely wet square fields until the saplings grow which are then planted by hand for 4 months growing when they are ready to be cut, cropped, dried and separated. The moist green fields and the bended locals with clonical straw hats planting the saplings in unbelievably straight rows was just like a scene out of one of Olivers' or Stephens' movies.
Having reached the waterfall we climbed the left side with difficulty, absolutely wrecked and slipping in our sandals. We ended up past the top of the waterfall -missed the turn off so back down we trudged looking for a possible turning point. We eventually came cross the secluded bathing point. Here the water was cascading from on high and the limestone formations had formed natural pools with ragged branches and undergrowth in the milky acqua water
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Monday 26th January 198
Hotel;Lao Plaza Hotel, Vientienne
Room Type: Two large double beds ($15). We arrived in at 1am and had no choice.
Verdict: Clean, ensuite bathroom, loads of mossies.
From Luang Praban to Vientienne
There is definitely a bus / truck from the main bus station at 5.30am. and perhaps a few more there after. We did not get any two answers on timetables the same so we got on the 5.30am vehicle to be sure of a seat. The truck broke down and we spent 6 hours in a remote village awaiting a spare part to fix the steering. Once again be patient while travelling in Laos. We finally arrived in Vientienne at 1am the next morning.
Tuesday 27th January 198
Hotel;Savanbahao Hotel, Savannahket
Room Type: One large double beds (4,500kip). .
Verdict: This cheap acommodation was not good.
Bus from Vientienne south to Savannaket
There is a private company bus for 10,000 kip (same as the public one) south to Savannakhet. Look for posters in restaurants giving the phone number.
Savannahket
The bus arrives in the small sleepy town at 4pm. The riverbank is not as nice as Luang Praban but has a lovely hue as the sun sets in the west over Thailand. Befriend a local student trying to practice english and you will get free information and perhaps even a quick tour.
The Four Seasons cafe is not very french at all but suffices for a few beers. Stroll through the markets.
From Savannahket you can go further south to Pakse,Champasak and the Boleauvan Plateau.
Wednesday 28th January 1998
TO VIETNAM VIA LAO BAO
Up at the gorgeous hour of 4.00am to take a jumbo to the bus station for the 5.30am. truck.
A truck would be taking us on what the Lonely Planet describes as a harsh 10 hour journey over 100km to the border! I settled beside a Lao lady with 8 trays of eggs resting precariuosly at the side of the chair. Under the seat were sacks of produce, boxes of plastic drinking straws and other goodies to be brought to remote villages. A truck is worse than a bus because it is open and exposed to the elements. Granted it has a roof and plank benches but the wind and sand blows through from the front and slaps you in the face. Hard. It was absolutely freezing. Suprisingly the truck was going quite fast and the roads were very good (the only downside beng the stronger blasts on your face).I peeked at the map and it seemeed to be 200km to the border which at this speed would take usbout 6 hours, not too bad,
We reached the border at 12 midday and trudged up the one sandy dirt road. Around the next bend a white-washed building in the middle of nowhere was the exit point for Laos. Across 10 metres of no-mans-land into Vietnam we had to wakeup the soldiers to take us to the locked office and stamp our passports. It was TET, the Vietnamese New Year and cause for celebrations and holidays. Few cross from Laos to Vietnam over land as Lao Bao was the only border crossing open to tourists at the time. Our Passports were stamped with a 3 week visa instead of 4 but we did not complain or bribe as this sufficed.
Because of TET everything was shut and everyone was merily drunk. Aftr 30 minutess walk we reached the place where lone bus was parked and were told $20 to Hue. We knew that we were being ripped off but had no choice. The bus was the biggest crank-pot I have ever had the misfortune to experience. The backwindow was not there, the wooden floor filthy, no support in the benches which were so narrow to you had to balance with your legs and toes cleched to the floor. We found out pretty soon that there was no suspension or if it is possible that the structure of a bus can exaggerate bumps and holes then this bus was an example.
ADVICE
Talk to other people who have cossed to see if there is a soloution. The cost of the ticket is negotiable but the comfort not. Maybe it would be better not to undertake the whole trip in one day and you'll be in better spirits Perhaps I was just in grumpy form.
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