You Know You're Not in the

U.S. Anymore When . . .

 

	. . . you ask for an imported beer at a pub and receive a Budweiser
	. . . other drivers actually get angry at you when you drive on the right side of the road
	. . . cab drivers speak English
	. . . you go to see a football game and they play a soccer match instead!
	. . . "casual Friday" isn't in the vocabulary
	. . . you bring your kids to work and your co-workers look at you as if you've committed a crime.
	. . . most parks are only accesible by key
	. . . the seats on the subway are cushioned - and clean!
	. . . the first thing you're asked at a sandwich shop is "Butter or marg?"
	. . . there are no (insert name of your favorite buy-it-all store - Wall-Mart, Target)
	. . . you try to buy something after 6pm.
	. . . the headline "Chelsea Takes a Beating" does not refer to a Presidential scandal
	. . . commercials don't interrupt your favorite TV show every 5 minutes.
	. . . you don't HAVE a favorite TV show.
	. . . a gallon of milk would never fit in your refrigerator.

Here are some suggestions from the masses . . .

	. . . you can actually taste the difference between beers.
	. . . you try to buy a gun.

I bet you can top these. Send us your suggestions.