The I Can't Get Anywhere Blues (Blues 1)

Gone to Forest of NoWhere
To get experience fast,
Black Knight shows up a-grinnin'
And I'm not going to last.

I go to Tar Valon
Some novices to kill.
Somebody gets me first, and
I'm at this same level still!

I got the blues,
The can't-get-anywhere blues.
Hey, hey, I
Can't-get-anywhere blues.

Headin' south to Emerald
From lovely Galadon --
A thief steps out of the shadows
And he sure do carry on.

First he does the blackjack,
And then the sweet backstab,
I never had a chance to fight,
Not e'en a puny jab!

I got the blues,
The I-can't-get-anywhere blues.
Hey, hey, I
Just-can't-get-anywhere blues.

The Forbidden Forest beckons:
Those lesser and greater trolls;
Got stranded there one time and
Met the one who collects tolls.

I ran and ran in circles:
The place is a great maze.
The troll gate keeper caught me
And put me in a malaise.

I know my hometown temple:
Indeed, I know it well.
I visit it too often, and
I hear the bell's clear knell!

I got the blues,
The can't-get-anywhere blues.
Hey, hey, babe,
I-can't-get-anywhere-blues.


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