The Insignificant Web Presence of Mark G

'Stop, Dude!'

Some of the humour on this page could be seen as offensive. If you are the offendable type, please click here,
and be redeployed to a more suitable site.

This page includes a site with some South Park quotes from the creators. And, I have a site devoted to the awesome game Realmz, and to the scenario creation engine Divinity. Finally, I have a new index for all the pages on the net which include some content on Duckman, which just lately wound up in Australia. We are waiting for a return, though if the US experiance is any guide, we could wait a while. Ah, well.

My life story: I lived in Hong Kong until age six. Came to Australia then, and basically lived here ever since. I won't write any more because these things bore the crap out of me when other people write them.

Quotes n' stuff.

"I'm sorry ... I didn't hear you. I was staring at your breasts." -Duckman

"WINDOWS 95: n: 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

-anonymous Macintosh user.

I got some jokes as well. They should be up soon.

To see a guys head blow up (why wouldn't you want to?) click right here.

My other sites...

My Divinity page - not much there now but more on the way. Divinity and Divine Right are the scenario generation and gameplay engines used with the Fantasoft game Realmz.
I found some quotes from Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park, which seemed interesting. You be the judge.

Duckman on the net : an index of over 70 Duckman sites.

Some links you will wonder how you ever did without.

E Mail me if you want. 'Nuff said.

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people have entered this realm since 24/3/1998. Some have even returned.

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No part of this page was intended to imply that either Barbara Streisand or Pauline Hanson are practicing Satan worshippers.

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