This is the title bar. The title would be here, if I had one.

Velociraptor's Lame Page
At least I admit it.

Welcome! I'm Velociraptor, in case you haven't figured that out yet. You probably have, since no one else looks at this page, and I'm talking to myself. Anyway, I hope to start updating this page again soon. (I mean, after this update.) And maybe eventually I'll learn more HTML. Or Portuguese, one or the other.

And now...

Some Links or Something

Official home page of James "Kibo" Parry, now with free beer!

St. Louis Cardinals: The Official Site - Now with extra pop-ups! Thanks, Major League Baseball! (Yeah, my page is annoying too. But that was somewhat intentional.)

This is not a link. I lied.

Oh, here's a picture.

The end.

This lousy excuse for a page was last updated on 7/15/03, 364 days after the last update. It's not that I have no free time...I just had nothing new to say.

If your name is Martin, you can't read this.