This is da baby speaking... you have reached down to mah crib... you're gonna find all the wonderful things that keep inside my crib. Rite now, there ain't much in here, cuz the baby wuz just born... doesn't know much... so check back maybe in the summer or something when da baby gets some new toys from mama and dada!

I am reminding you now that da baby's crib is under mad construction, check back latah!