George the Green M&M's Laugh Track
A Collection of Jokes for Your Pleasure
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Most of these jokes are from the Dogbyte mailing list. Typically, there's between 3 to 20 jokes a week, depending on submissions (much less traffic than the Palladium Mailing List). Unfortunately, the site and the mailing list seems to have disappeared.
Another joke list I subscribe to is the Daily Groaner. You can subscribe to it and other daily and weekly newsletters at Shagmail.com.
Anyway, here are the jokes I have so far:
- Actual Headlines -- Sometimes, the ragsheets aren't the only ones with unbelievable headlines...
- Air Force One -- this is the movie that Harrison Ford WOULDN'T do...
- Blond and Redhead -- 2 of my favorite hair colors (as long as they're natural)...
- Cats and Birthdays -- these felines really know how to handle getting older...
- Cats and Teenagers -- why sometimes the best parenting advice is from your vet...
- The Cat Commandments -- not quite what God had in mind on Mount Sinai...
- The Cat-English Dictionary -- for anyone who's ever wondered just WHAT exactly that darned cat was trying to tell you...
- Computer Illiteracy -- or, how to tell if you haven't caught up to the Commodore 64 age yet...
- Congressman and Alcohol -- a short, funny, and very insightful look into politics...
- Course Evaluations -- the wonderful and wacky world of college courses, and those end-of-term class evaluations...
- Court Reports -- if you thought Judge Judy, Divorce Court, and Jerry Springer were hilarious, wait until you see the stuff you hear in real courts...
- Doctor's Notes -- maybe there's another reason why prescriptions are so hard to read...
- Email Hoaxes -- a funny look at those stupid urban legends that are exclusive to the World Wide Web...
- The English Language -- no wonder so many non-native speakers have so much trouble with it...
- Grandma -- yes, you love the old dear very much, but that doesn't mean she can't make a mistake or two...
- High-Octane Hooch -- how NOT to fly the friendly skies...
- Horseback Riding -- those darn hobby horses can be so dangerous ;)
- The IRS and Tax Payment -- I wish we all could pay taxes this way...
- Joke of the Day -- I subscribed to a short-lived daily email newsletter with 1 or 2 jokes per day. I've combined them all into 1 page here. If I ever find out what happened to the site doing the list, I may have future updates for it.
- Kids Say the Darndest Things, Part 1 -- Some funny answers to everyday questions from the future leaders of our country...
- Kids Say the Darndest Things, Part 2 -- More "serious" answers from the younger generation...
- Leadership in the United States -- all politicians eventually will say something stupid, but Dan Quayle isn't the only VP to have come up with some real humdingers...
- Moses and the Lord -- a modern-day interpretation of the events on Mount Sinai...
- Shakespeare's Unwritten Plays -- or, what would Shakespeare have written if he lived in today's world...
- When I Live With My Kids -- the real American dream for the elderly and not-so-elderly parents alike...
- You're Not a Monk! -- good joke to frustrate someone with...
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