This Is A Page Dedicated To The Crank Calls That Bart Simpson Makes To Moes Tavern, These Are Just The Answers That Moe Would Give To his Customers, What Bart Says Is Totally Up to You!!

Is anyone here Jass? A Hugh Jass?

Hey Magroin!! Pat Magroin!!

I need Hugginkiss!! Amanda Hugginkiss!!

Anyone seen Mike Rotch Lately?

Phone for McCrackin, Phil McCrackin!!

Is anyone here Wayne King

Isabelle Ringing? Hey Isabelle Ringing

Everyone put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle

Is a Bath here? Guys! Guys! Anita Bath

Klosoff Wanted? Can I have Oliver Klosoff?

O'Problem? Do I have a Bea O'Problem?

Butts! Butts! I wana Seymour Butts!!

Is Daily Here? Oy!! I.P Daily!!

Say Magroin!! Who's Holden Magroin

Anyone here an Al Coholic

Pidass please! A Stu Pidass is wanted on the phone!!

Excuse Me Strap!A Jock Strap please

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