Here are some sounds from the hit TV show Seinfeld. I have found these wavs throughout the internet and I thank everyone for their contribution.

It's like being beaten with a bag of oranges
Good luck with all that.
What the *beep* are you doing you little piece of *beep*.
Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Oh, I know the chunkie that left these chunkies. NEWMAN!
Would, does, is.
I mean this thing is really freakin me out.
That's got to hurt, I don't care where you're from.
Hello Newman.
Would you like insurance? Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I'm gonna beat the hell out of this thing.
I'm a joke maker.
That is one magic lugee.
That's not gonna be good for anybody.
I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see, a nipple.
You're cut off, you're out of the loop.
May cause panting and loss of fur?
He's nine years old, you don't need karate, you could just ring his neck.
Hey, could you do me a favor.... could you shut up?
I did something stupid.
Trust me Kramer, given the leagal opportunity, I will kill you.
I'm with people, I'll be with you in a moment.