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Hello Dan. Your page is the most fantabulous web page I've ever seen. I shall visit this page daily and keep updated on your every lame, mundane move in life. Because I cannot live without knowing which video games you are playing and I can't live without your sarcastic, wise-assery. :) :) Love John

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I hate finals week!!!!! REally a lot I hate it. too tired to make any sense of the world right now. night. Lynne

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Honk if you love post-modernism.

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New up date to the journal section, eh? Very interesting...I have now beaten time seriously to death by trying to find new updates on your page. Fortunatly, time's sacrifice was worth it...I found one. Lynne :)

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i am so sick of getting internet explorer script error messages... is it your page or my dumbass computer? I see you plundered my page, no new treasures as of yet... I need to scan more goodies and refine some things... hopefully I will sit down and updat soon. BTW your big day is tomorrow... so happy early birthday! Tina

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tell your father you need a cable modem. better yet, you earn a paycheck. be a sport and foot the bill. you won't regret it.

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Just when I was going to comment that you haven't put anything new on here in forever, I see something new. And, to top it off, I even like what I see. So now I can't make annoying comments about the lack of new things on your page. Darn. I had my sign ture all planned out and now am forced to change it. So I guess I will just have to compliment you on your latest update to the creative section. I really enjoyed that poem. Keep up the good work. Lynne

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Hey dan, what happened to CA sports????...hahahahaha

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Hey dan, How is work in CA? Back here at bingo and getting ready to graduate hopefully in december. Classes are cool and it is not bad. Sure do miss the paycheck but it is cool. I like the webpage but you need to update it. I check out Ian's webpage and it is pretty cool. Well cool page...like the picture of star wars. YM(NOT)CA...hehehehehehehe

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Hey there, just perusing the ol'web page. Provided a much needed laugh. Journal entries funny. Tired. going to be now. Lynne

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Hey Danny Boy! Well glad to see you got this guestbook back up so I can sign yet once again! Well not much new here, just finishing up my degree (lots of work blah blah..) I will be back in NY in a few weeks! woohoo!

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Nice additions to the creative writing section since I last visited here. :) Lynne :)

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Testing 1...2...3... - Yep I guess its working again

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Hi! I like signing guestbooks.

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Hey Dan!!! I remember you!! How goes everything? Nice page! Isn't web designing fun??? :-) Liz (from the 4J Suite)

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Hey Dan! I figured I would sign since I haven't in a while. It was fun to hang out this past weekend and see everybody. Hope to see you again this break! Have a good one.. love, Tina

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Hey... I'll have you know that I've been working on a new layout for my homepage for the last two days... two whole days! Schools out and now I can have some fun. Or something like that. I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving and are preparing well for the end of the world :o)

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I thought that there was only one hell but it turns out there is a hell for all those crappy ideas everyone gets and that hell is this web page.......Just kidding Dan it looks like a relatively nifty site!

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Nizzawebsite. Dank für das Lassen ich Ihr guestbook unterzeichnen

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Neat additions since I last visited. contact window is good idea. Now, on to explore your site more thoroughly. Dad

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Just passin' through and figured I'd sign this guest book. Hope you enjoyed Boston. Brain too tired to write anything of real interest... Lynne

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Hi Pete, I just got here from a link in Tina's guestbook. I just looked over your list of DVD's... is that Hitchcock's Vertigo that you own? Did you know he would be 100 this year if he were still alive?

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Hey! I know I know I am a slacker. I just haven't felt like updating the old website in a while, and I am also an email slacker. Hey what a coincidnece -- I am signing a "Dan's" guestbook and I am sitting next to a Dan too! (I am in class). Well I better go now before I get caught... I hope you didn't get too wet with all the r

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I REALLY like that last poem. It is by far my favorite out of the ones you have up so far. It made me pause to look at the picture in my mind that it created. Nough' said. Lynne

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You have made many subtle changes lately. I like them. Keep up the good work. Oh, whose line is it anyway is on, Gotta go watch. Bye

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great site! see mine! =_)

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neato!!!!

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Dan, I like the pictures on the website. Remember EIG Sports...if it is in the game it is in the game :)..keep the updates coming !!!!

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Hi Dan! I like your latest poem, Tearful. I like how you repeated the line, "I never cared anyway" I am not pretending to understand the poem fully, but it gives me a sorrowful tearful feeling so I got at least something communicated to me. Anyway hav a good rest of the weekend!

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I meant to go see who signed but accidently came here instead. Oops! So I figured why waste an opportunity? and here I am signing your guest book. Like the additions--s'all good. have a day. Lynne

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Hey Fred! When are you going to update the page with the next major shower of the summer.. Perseids.. AND this year it should coincide with the new moon. What did you think of Star Wars? I loved it. Hope to hear from you soon, you working stiff. love, Tina

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Like the additions to the journal. Tis' good but I can't believe you could give away the part about Obwan dying and being cloned, though. Some people might be very mad at you for giving that away. Have a good Sunday. Lynne :)

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Hey Dan (c: Thanks for signing my guestbook. I really appreciate it. You've got a great site.. lots of interesting stuff. (c: Sorry this entry isn't any good... I'm horrible at signing guestbooks. Take care!

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Hi Dan, Just stopping by to see what's happening on your page. I hope you enjoyed the movie last night. (I will be forever envious). Lynne :)

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I really like the new creative writing you put up there. I enjoyed it. Keep up the good work and other encouraging statements like that. Lynne :)

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Danny boy.... and faithful page watchers... i would like to clear an issue between myself and another guestbook person. I did NOT decode any secret messages =) honestly i wish i did, but i did not. sowwy. Oh and I would also like to publicly apologize to all who I did not see over Spring Break, I think I am more hurt than you are. Furthermore, I am lonely out here in St Louis. Please write me... I will be here through the summer if my last two finals dont kill me!!!

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Hey Dan, Nice stuff you added to your page.... the story about your close call with Satan is uhmmm, very interesting.... I have to admit I don't usully have the patience to read people's poetry, but I DID read your madness poem. I don't know if I got it but I read it. :o) You are a pretty good writer, you should put more of your stuff up

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you bum...show me how to make a web page...I'm clueless with computers. neat stuff you got here.

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Hey! I'm just a stranger who dropped in to find a scret message left by some weirdo in your guestbook. What's all this I hear about secret messages being left in messages in guestbooks? What's the world coming to when anyone can drop in and leave secre messages in messages and another guy - who is not the first guy - can drop in looking for secret messages hidden in messages? Sheesh!

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Psst! Don't look now but I think one of your postings has a secret message in it...!

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Nice addition to your page. I was not disappointed. In fact I enjoyed my visit greatly. Two thumbs up! If you don't know who this is by now, I'm in bigger trouble than I think.

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Hey Dan, Great web page. Lynne gave me the site and told me to check it out when I wanted some humor. I was not disappointed:) Laurie

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Hi Dan, Sorry to contact you this way but I do not know your e-mail address. I have a business-related question: I have two NT servers which are currently not being backed up. They are both domain controllers and one is also the Exchange server. This summer w are going to convert our main application from Paradox (running on Novell which is backed up by ArcServe 6.1 for NetWare) to VB and SQL Server, which will run on a third NT server, which also has a tape drive. If I would choose ArcServe to backup the th ee NT servers, would you recommend using ArcServe for NT in general, ArcServe for Exchange, or both? Thank you very much for your help!!

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Haven't signed this in a while. Needed a break. Figured I'd sign. Like the updates. a very stressed and kinda tired Lynne

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Hey Danny Boy! wow that was some signing that Steve left.... steve you are sooo sneaky but I decoded your hidden message woohoo. =P teehee How are things in NY? darn I miss that place.

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When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad. Dancing babies. Peacocks. Walnuts. Applesauce with the seeds removed. 73.8 Degrees Farenheit. Michigan during the Fall season. Leotards. Quasi-intelligent pets. Freckles. Binomials. Watered-down spagetti. Thankyou.

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There is no hidden message in this collection of words. Don't compile every third word in this paragraph. There are no patterns built into this message. Don't even think about writing down the second letter of the first word, first letter of the second word, third letter of the forth word, fifth letter of the fifth word, and so on. Don't approach the net letters in this document from a factorial standpoint (you're wasting your time)! Don't replace all the 'don'ts' with 'love' (You'll regret it)! Don't translate this into Greek and drop every other constanent - it won't get you anywhere. If you even THINK about reading it backwards in a mirror you need to be SHOT! Don't PAY any ATTENTION to what words are in ALL-caps! And please, PLEASE, don't read this message while listening to OperA and grouping the words into which ones remind you most of each of the 12 most unique pizza toppings. There is no hidden message in this message. There is no message in this message. There is no AUDIENCE for this message. I'm surprised you're even HEAR. ...You're not trying to list each misspelled word are YOU? Damm*T! I told you to stop that! Did you really think I'd take the time to hide a message in a message? Well let me tell you, I've NEVER used my poetry to hide secret poems. Don't ever try to open up the seams of my sculptures and gifts and creations to find the secret, personalized message I haven't PLACED in there. Man! O you have a lot of time? Soft wimbly on the thisle-groVes. Languish pure words downed by Zeal (and I like WINE).

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Dan, You need to do some updating on the scoop about you page. It's a wee bit outdated. (mensions that you are in the training program at CA). Anyway, I perhaps have no right to comment since i myself am too lazy to create a page. But anyway, those are my ords of wisdom. Lynne :)

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Dan, I don't have your latest e-mail address and I wanted to e-mail you something and couldn't do it cause I didn't have the darned address. So please, e-mail me it as I am too lazy to remmember on my own and shall only lose it if i write it down. Thank you muchly, I appreciate it. etc..etc..and so forth. Lynne :)

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ACK!!!! DAMNED SCRIPT ERROR WINDOWS!! the damn geocities windows are bad enough, but those added are soooo annoying! Dan love the online journal, thanks for the laughter. EMAIL ME! (more) Love, Tina

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hey dan, cool page...thanks for stopping by mine! Hope to see you around here again soon! ~Jess

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At first I found it interesting, I mean "Hey! This is a web page, and not just any web page--it is Dan's wbe page!" So I thought, what the hell I might as well sit through it because it just might be humorous, because Dan has moments of inspiration. At fi st this held true. The promotion page was funny. Yeah, I liked that. But then we moved onto the journal. I really liked the first four entries. But then it went down hill. I started to get a sense about about the author and that was bad. I didn't want to know how you thought or felt or any of that weird stuff which goes on in the head of yours. true, your listing of all the people you knew was indeed funny, but I didn't have to get to know the real you. I was very disappoiinted when this glimmer of knowle ge started to invade my consciousness. I had to escape and so I came to this page so that I could listen to myself instead. Plus I get the added bonus of forcing other people to read my thoughts. Of course you must admit that I am providing a service for ou Dan. Yeah, I know your reading this. You have nothing better to do, like you are really going to add anything to this page. So, like I said, I am providing a service for you, I am installing new matirial into your old, boring, selfcenter web page. It h d to be done, and since I am taller than you, I am going to do it.

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I actually managed to find your page all by myself!!!! I am so proud of me! Anyway, cool page! I especailly like the part where you did those journal entries. :) Well, I'm sure I shall talk to you soon. Have a great night and I didnt' get to see the Simpsons so don't tell me if they were good! Love, Lynne

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Dan- there is some prob with your web page. My computer is yelling at me that there is some problem with the script on line 103, char 7... then says something about access denied. You may want to check it out. Anyhows just saying HELLO. -Me

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Hey Daniel. I saw your updates, you will have to remind me about the shower closer to it's peak because the 13th is the day before my first final exam!!! I feel very honored to be mentioned on your astronomy page, thanks =) Talk to you soon. Love, Tina

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Dan, you're damn right I will read your page, and you're damn lucky you wrote about me! Hehe... nice updates. Oh, I heard about those Leonid meteor showers this month and I immediately thought of you and Tina at Bing looking at the sky. I didn't get to see any meteors tho, bummer. :o(

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Hey...you! Sure, you put me first...but don't SAY anything about me...

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This was the best page i have ever been to. It was so intersting and educational. I give it 20 stars(do i get my money now Dan???)

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Hey Danny Boy! Just checking in on the astronomy page and thought I would sign your guestbook again... as you can see I moved from geocities, I couldn't stand the watermarks or popup windows anymore. later, Tina

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Just passing thru and saw your page Thanks

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Hey Dan! I like the additions to your page! Good luck winning Lynne over!
See ya around. :-)

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Hey Dan! Thanks for the info on the next meteor display. I saw two really good ones in August through the partial cloud cover in Long Island. See you soon. Tina

Spencer Eig - 09/02/98 14:35:50

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Always good to come across another Eig. Blessings on your future success.

Nebraska director - 05/30/98 20:52:47
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/biz/pageanthall
My Email:Nebraskagpa@hollywoodkids.com
How you found page: Surfing in the U.S.a.

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Hi, nice page come peek at mine and please vote for it if you like it!!

Jolene - 05/01/98 06:25:21
My Email:bd80905@binghamton.edu

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Good luck on your job! Buh :o)

tina - 01/29/98 17:54:53
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/CollegePark/Quad/5519
My Email:bd80874@binghamton.edu
How you found page: some aliens from the planet zorg told me about it

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Daniel.... Just thought I would grace your guestbook with my name yet again =) Hope you have a good day, cant wait to go skiing with you guys on the 6th Love, Tina

judy barclay - 01/25/98 01:55:49
How you found page: your father

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so what do you do in binghamton on a saturday night???? We just had a super dinner at Bali in Huntington. We really are a bunch of pigs!!! The dessert was absolutely incredable. Hope all is well. Bob says hi! Oh, so do your Mom and Dad. xxxooo Judy

the walds - 12/02/97 21:51:20
My Email:ewald@nassau.cv.net
How you found page: your mom

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it sucks

Dad - 10/26/97 01:43:45

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Just read your bio, just thought I let you know that your a Senior, not a junior. Call on Sunday Love Dad

tina - 09/30/97 03:50:00
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/CollegePark
My Email:bd80874@binghamton.edu
How you found page: Dan Eig fanclub Newsletter

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Hey Dan! Thought I would stop in and say hi :) your page takes a while to load ya know!! talk to you later Tina

Dad - 09/24/97 16:29:18

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Like the new stuff. Page looks good. Love Dad

Susie - 08/22/97 03:49:52 GMT
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Heartland/Meadows/6017/
My Email:bc90037@binghamton.edu
How you found page: I decided to surf on in again. :-)

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Hey Dan. Love the background. And you're right, that Star Wars picture is awesome. (My brother agrees.) Enjoy the rest of the summer.

Ian Kezsbom - 08/16/97 17:02:40 GMT
My Email:iankez@aol.com
How you found page: I found it from you you fool. You so stupid STUPID!

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STUPID!

Jolene - 08/13/97 23:49:40 GMT
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Heartland/Plains/9491
My Email:jolene@shakercom.com
How you found page: Saw the link in Tina's guestbook, decided to stop by.

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Hi Dan :o) I like the new additions you have made to your page. It's lookin good. the backgounds are cool. See you in a few weeks!

Tina Marie - 08/06/97 03:13:53 GMT
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/CollegePark/Quad/5519
My Email:bd80874@binghamton.edu
How you found page: The Almighty Dan Eig Signed Mine

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Hey Tolman!!! Well it is almost time for school to start again, woo-hoo! Even better, it is almost time for a cool meteor shower. I am glad you liked the game, hoped you would. Well catch you later. -Tina

Steven Guon - 07/27/97 19:38:29 GMT
My URL:http://www.columbia.edu/~sg148
My Email:sg148@columbia.edu
How you found page: gratuitous email plug

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Good Stuff. Is your stuff really copyrighted, or were you kidding? James' friend, Steve

da general - 07/08/97 15:59:13 GMT
My URL:http://www.columbia.edu/~jt197
My Email:jt197@columbia.edu
How you found page: gratuitous e ail plug

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mr eig. excellent site. i give it 3 chickens. bwaaak! bwaaak! bwaaak!

Daniel Eig - 07/08/97 15:06:15 GMT
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/7790/
My Email:deig@acm.org
How you found page: wrote it

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I love this page. Love the backgrounds. Need more content though. If I didn't know better I'd say you only have this page so you can say you have one. How about taking the time for some real stuff? Well Dan, keep up the good work!