kon -o- gator
shining happy web page
"cease, cows, life is short."


you may have noticed the recent addition of stupid little boxes (that would be the technical term) which like to pop up when you load up my, or any of my fellow member's pages. i have already voiced a complaint on the subject to geocities, but they don't seem to want to listen. so for the time being i ask you to please try and ignore this annoyance, and continue your patronage of the pages created by me and my comrades, and rest assured that nothing will be done about it, and that the problem will in fact probably grow worse. thank you.


holy scriptures hit any key to make jesus love you holy scriptures


chicken I link, therefore I am.

steak 655321
steak truly, high quality web authoring.
steak one man's trash is another man's treasure.
steak if a tree fell on a jesus freak in a forest, would anybody care?
steak if a tree fell on a jesus freak's container in a forest, would anybody care? (mirror)
steak having a baby, feeling a little worried about naming it, don't worry, the people at the dead judy band name server are here to help.
steak sometimes you wana go, where everybody knows your na-a-ame, dah, dah, dah, dah and things are always just the sa-a-ame, dah, dah, dah, dah and a 48 year old impotent, closeted truck driver named elvis with a massive inferiority complex who lives in a trailer park in arkansas can say that he is a 16 year old girl in florida just lookin' to get some action.
steak the other day, i was sitting on the sidewalk, when this gerbil comes up to me. he looks at me and says in a deep and harsh voice "you nick?". "yeah." i say, noticing the tiny gerbil cigarette tucked behind his ear, and assumed him to be a heavy smoker (he had quite a bit of rasp in his voice.). so, he remarked on my shoes and pulled a small, folded piece of paper from his little satchel with his mouth and handed it to me. i tipped him with some bread crumbs, and he promptly left. the address for this page was written on it...


the last few people that neglected to write me something were overcome with a strange illness, and are either no longer breathing or are in need of a respirator........no pressure though.


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bleeding heart, hug-a-tree liberals have been converted to the sacred teachings of christ.
(add 2000 to this number, the counter decided to reset itself once it hit the 2k mark.)




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