"I have never known the comfort of a woman."


On October 9th, 1979, a fresh-faced, 6-year-old Etan Patz vanished from a SoHo street on tragically enough, the first day he convinced his parents he was big enough to walk alone to the bus alone, thus launching one of New York City's greatest unsolved mysteries, and galvanizing the public awareness of missing kids. Since that fateful day, Etan's has been the face to launch a million milk cartons, but to this day no one has ever been charged with Etan's disappearance and possible murder. We here at P.I. would like to take this time to bring some light-hearted mirth to this horribly devastating tragedy, so don your detective's cap and play.... "Where's Etan??"

Alright, here's how this works: Click on the milk carton below, and you will be given an image. Etan is hidden somewhere within that image. You may get frustrated at first, but hang in there- with enough close examination and concentration, you should be able to save the day and find Etan, much to the relief of his sorrowful mama and the frustrated NYPD. Good Luck!!


Or- just look the other way and mind your business while tots vanish off the streets of the city, much like chocolate rabbits at Eastertime, you cold-hearted bastid, you, by clicking here to go back home...

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