Ways to Get Arrested

30 Fun Ways to Get Arrested

1. Hack into the IRS computer. Give yourself a NICE refund.

2. Speed. When the officer pulls you over get into the passangers seat and insist that you were not driving.

3. Go skinny dipping in front of the Washington Monument.

4. Find where a teacher/professor/boss lives. Cover their lawn with Roundup.

5. Get hired at Denny's. Make new menu items out of roadkill.

6. Walk into a police station with a cap gun. (watch out this on might get you killed)

7. Walk up to Billy Boy (Bill Clinton) and call him BUBBA.

8. Go to a fancy resturant in a bikini. Demand to be served.

9. Buy the type of fireworks that you can tie to doors and things that open. Tie them to anything that can be opened in a building. Call in a bomb threat there.

10. Walk around town naked. Walk up to everyone and ask them why they aren't wearing any clothes.

11. Walk into a police station and say you know the person you live next to is an axe murder. Say you have proof and that you will be back in 10-20 min. with that proof. Come back with a fake axe in your chest.

12. Go into a fancy resturant. Order everything on the menu. Wait till all the food is there. Tak one bite out of something. Complain about the way it tastes. Through the rest of the food away. Refuse to pay.

13. Speed until an officer tries to pull you over. Make him chase you. When he finally does pull you over and asks you how fast you where going say not fast enough.

14. Call up the police station and tell them you're the health inspector. Threaten to shut down all the donut shops in town.

15. Follow people around for weeks. Wear clothes with death and destruction printed or depicted on them.

16. Hand out religious tracts in the middle of a movie. Claim it is your constitutional right to do because of freedom of speech/religion.

17. Give this list to a cop and tell him it was fun to do some of this stuff.

18. Invent a new better looking type of money.

19. Conduct animal sacrifices in the middle of the street.

20. Go to the local city hall and try to get them to vote on making you king of the city. Don't stop even if they vote you down.

21. Make offical looking parking tickets. Place them on all the cars in town.

22. Buy 60 rolls of toliet paper. Strap the rolls on your back so it can roll freely. Go into town and tie them to something stable. Go shopping.

23. Let small childern drive your car while you're in it.

24. Tell everyone Jeffery Dahamer was your hero and that you want to try to be like him. Stare at them and lick your lips.

25. Make citizens arrests whenever you see a policeman breaking a traffic law. If you have to chase them.

26. Drive down the wrong side of the road. When you get pulled over tell the officer "I just wanted to see what it would be like to drive in Europe."

27. Ride through town on a horse screaming to arms to arms the British are coming at 2 am.

28. Climb any large building in town in your favorite superhero's garb.

29. Walk around town running into people. When the cops finally come and ask you what you are doing run into one of them and say "Human Pinball". Keep running into them until they cuff you and put you in the back of the squad car. Bounce back and forth between the doors.

30. Go into a court room and after every case yell out "Thats not how Judge Wapner would have ruled."

Don't try this at home folks. These should only be preformed by trained professionals. If you do try these I am almost certain you will end up in jail or in a physco ward. Hope you enjoy the list.