Adam and Eve By Bryan Flood (ver. 3)

After a week,

God put human's on Earth.

He made a woman to cook.

He made a man to work.

He gave them no clothes.

Their bodies were hid not,

besides, Adam didn't like the thorn undies he got.

They related like friends.

They cared like lovers.

Eve never got jealous,

For there where no others.

Then one day before dinner,

It was a fatefull evenin'

Eve screwed things up,

In the garden of Eden.

God said, "Eat Grapes."

"They're fullfilling and sweet."

Adam said "Have bread."

"Or veggies, or meat."

"No thankyou" said Eve,

"I don't want none of that."

The Eve being a woman said,

"I'm already too fat."

But then came a serpent,

A bright green snake.

He knew how to mess things up,

that held high stakes.

"Eat from that apple tree"

Satan was clever.

"Eat one of these apples,

'You'll be beautiful forever."

Being a woman,

Eve couldn't resist.

She plucked an apple from the tree.

Then, of course, she bit.

The sky turned pitch black.

Adam yelled "What in God's name?"

Satan just laughed.

Eve was tp blame.

Millions of years later,

Human's still pay.

'Cause Eve was Self-concious

And screwed up that day.