This beautiful sculpture was given to me by a group of Hanson fans (all four of them) as a means to get me back for making fun of Hanson.

If you can't tell what it is, it is supposed to be me burning in hell, and I thought it was pretty damn cool. So, I thought that you all would get a kick out of this.

These girls say that I ruined their life because I am pretty open about the fact that Hanson sucks. And, if my opinions about a band whose career will last about 5 maybe 10 minutes is enough to ruin the lives of people, then maybe I am the king after all. Maybe, I really was destined to rule this Earth right?

No, that's not what it means. What it does mean is that if you let the opinion of one person ruin your life, you seriously need help. So, to all the Hanson chicks out there, leave me alone and get help. - Flood