Mr. Potato Head VS. Dave Thomas by Bryan Flood

Introduction

Five years have passed since the epic battle between Winnie the Pooh and Dave Thomas. The aftermath of the battle left many shocked and left many cities in ruin. In the end, Dave was the victor. Proclaimed a national hero, Dave's face was carved into Mt. Rushmore. The hero then went into exile claiming that he would only come back as needed. With that, he left the public eye.

Chapter 1: A New Threat

I was a beautiful day in Chicago. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and without notice, a huge explosion sounded across the sky. A large black cloud of smoke flew towards the sky and flames shortly followed. Citizens rushed to the scene to see a small figure standing on the roof of a car, the liscense plate said "SPUD 1". There was no mistaking whi this was.

"People of Chicago..." the speaker gave a long, dramatic pause, "I am Potatoe Head. That's Mr. Potato Head to all of you. I have just blown up your precious Mc Donalds and taken that stupid clown, Ronald, hostage. If you do proclaim full alligiance to me, I shall destroy all fast food resturaunts in the world with my legion of potatoe troopers."

The crowd fell silent.

Chapter 2: The Return

"Damn." said the Cheif of police hanging up the phone. "That's the third resturaunt today." The cheif looked out the window then to the red phone on the desk simply labeled "DT". He knew what he had to do.

The phone rang in the Dave Cave. "Dave Thomas here...yes...what? Mr. Potato Head? In Chiago? I'm on it!" Dave quickly hopped into the Dave-Mobile" and headed to Chicago. When he arriveed he shuddered at what he saw. All the fast food joints were on fire, except on...Wendy's.

"All right Potato Head!" Dave yelled, "This has gone on long enough. Face me like the spud you are."

An evil laugh arose from the wreckage. "Mr. Thomas. I'm so glad you could make it. You seeMr. McDonald over there? Strapped to his chest is a bomb. Big enough to destry both Wendy's and Ronald. It's set for five minutes. The clocks ticking. Catch me if you can!"

The smaller quicker potato ran around, hid and weaseled his way from Thomas. Dave, determined to catch him, did just that. "I have you now!"

Mr. Potato Head just smirked. Time was up. Wendy's and Ronald McDonald erupted into flames. Dave Thomas fell to his knees. "Why God? Why?!!!" Regaining his senses, he grabbed the potato. "Why did you do it? Why did you hurt all those innocent people?"

"Innocent? Innocent?", snarred the potato, "They were hardly innocent. Look at all the potato's that have been murdered to feed all you stupid humans! You humans are far from innocent!"

Dave took into account what the potato said. But then he came to the conclusion that it was the stupidest thing he ever heard. Lifting the potato above his head, he slammed it to the ground smashing him. Dave just stood there looking at the the potato's goo on the sidewalk for a while, then he left, walking towards the sunset.

A news reporter chased after him but was stopped by the police cheif. The newpaper reporter looked at the cop in wonderment.

"Let him go kid. Let him go."