Do you live in a small comminity?

Do you live in a trailer park?

Do you live in the ghetto?

Is anyone in your family a member of the KKK?

Are you?

Does the characters from "Redneck Rampage" seem awfully familiar?

Have you ever seen a UFO?

Bigfoot?

Do you brew your own beer?

Whiskey?

Burbon?

Do you listen to country?

Is your GPA a .09 and below?

Is your GPA a .09 and under, and you are still valedictorian?

Is Elvis alive?

Have you seen him?

Do you own a hardware store?

Do you think Pro Wrestling is real?

Have you ever wanted to be a Pro Wrestler?

Do you think Pro Wrestling is the national pastime?

Do you think NASCAR is the national pastime?

Do you have an out house?

Have you ever seen you sister naked?

Did ya like it?

Ever see your mom naked?

Did ya like it?

Ever pick up a woman at the grocery store?

Did she weight over 300 lbs.

Ever have a girlfriend so fat, she had her own gravitational pull?

Ever have a girlfriend that looked like your cousin?

Was she your cousin?

Is gum disease an inherant trait in your family?

Is tobbacco your favorite vegitable?

Is your truck at least 90% rust?

Do you claim your truck a dependant on taxes?

Do you wash your truck more than yourself?

Do you wash your self and your truck at the same time?

Is every other word outta your mouth "y'all"

Is every other word outta your mouth "uh..."

Do you snort when you laugh?

Do you snort when you talk?

Do you snort when you breath?

Do you snort louder than your pigs?

Does your pig sleep at the foot of your bed?

In your bed?

Have you ever refused to milk the cow because you didn't want to violate it?

Have you ever milked the cow because it did violate it?

Is your underwear all in one peice? ( long underwear? )

Is your pajams?

Is your underwear your pajamas?

And your swimming trunks?

Does your front porch double as a clothes line?

Does your bath tub double as a washing machine?

Do you say "worshing"?

Ever drive a combine to work?

Ever pull a semi up to a Drive through at McDonald's?

Ever cook a meal on the engine of your car?

Why it was in motion?

Do you cook road kill?

Do you stuff and mount road kill?

Is it your prize catch?

Ever hunt for "what ever gets in my way"?

Were you dissapointed when you only shot an animal?

Ever shoot a street sign?

More than once?

On purpose?

Does your town count your dog as a citizen?

Is the mayoral mansion a extra large trailer?

Have you ever been on Jerry Springer?

Has a relative ever been on Jerry Springer?

Are you Jerry Springer?

Have you always felt shoes are over rated?

Are you thinking "What the hell's a shoe"?

Does your horse have better shoes than you?

Is a pair of bibs your sunday clothes?

Do you comb your hair with spit?

Do you grease your car with spit?

Does your wife mud wrestle?

Do you mud wrestle?

Is there a gap in your teeth?

More that an inch wide?

Are you a country music star?

Ever get into a fight because of a pet?

Is you last name Hatfeild?

McCoy?

Clinton?

Clampet?

Dole?

Do you think Leonardo DiCaprio is a Italian Rennissance artist?

Do you like Leonardo DiCaprio?

Is your dog at least 3 different breeds?

Have you ever cheated on your wife?

With a realitive?

With the same sex?

Has your wife ever cheated on you?

With a realitive?

With the same sex?

Did you learn about girls through Victoria's Secret?

Do you have a car named "The General Lee"?

Do you still have a confederate flag?

Do you fly it?

Do you salute it?

Will you fight for it?

Do you still think that your fighting for it?

Is your most recent newspaper dated 1983?

Ever burn yourselve on the stove?

Ever stick your head in the oven?

To see if it was lit?

While it was lit?

Is your gun named after a woman?

Do you have the name of a lover tattooed on your arm?

Is it crossed out?

More than once?

Do you have a tatoo of the state of Tennessee?

Kentucky?

Alabamba?

Do you have a tatoo of a naked woman?

More than 1?

More than 5?

Do you stare at it?

Can you make it dance?

More than one dance?

Ever sleep in a barn?

On purpose?

Do you live next to a swamp?

Do you think that "The Beverly Hillbillies" was a soap opera?

Did you cry at "The Beverly Hillbillies" movie?

All you know about your mom is her name is "Ma."

All you know about you dad is his name is "Pa".

Ever artificialy inseminate cattle?

Swine?

You came to my web site.

You actually read to here?

Okay, now that you 've completed the test, add up your total checks. If you have selected 5 or more, you are indeed White Trash. Under 5 your either a liar or your just a regular ol' honkey.

Wasn't that easy?