February 21, 1998


The Card of the Day is...

Wood Elemental

Legends Rare
3G Summon Elemental

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"*s in the lower right-hand corner are set to the number of untapped forests you sacrifice when Wood Elemental is brought into play."


A brief rundown of the card:

The phrase "Trying to polish crap" comes to mind when I was thinking about Wood Elemental. No matter how I'd try to dress it up, Wood Elemental is bad. Real bad. All the better reason to build a deck around it and try to beat cocky players with decks costing $100's. They will laugh and taunt at your concept--until you get an extremely lucky draw and they draw 6 huge creatures and one Ice Floe---and you somehow win a game. Only play cocky players once, then move on to another that doesn't know about your previous losses with Wood Elementals. Keep at it until you do somehow pump up a huge Wood Elemental, and crush someone. Never play them again with that deck. You will be known as "The guy that annihalated so-and-so's #1 deck with Wood Elementals" forever and ever. You will be considered a god in your own mind for a while at least. Here are some suggestions for proper care and feeding of {gulp} Wood Elemental: