Chris' Magic the Gathering Card of the Day!

The Card of the Day is....

Goblin Kites

R: A target creature you control, which cannot have a toughness greater the 2, gains flying until end of turn. Other effects may later be used to increase the creature's toughness. At end of turn, flip a coin; opponent calls heads or tails while coin is in the air. If the flip ends up in opponent's favor, bury that creature.

A brief rundown of the card:

Send your weenie horde into the air and slaughter your opponent with a ton a little flying creatures. Who cares if some of your army can't master the art of kite flying and crash? Red is not really the color of flying, making this wacky enchantment even more powerfull. Here's some cool uses for the Goblin Kites:

• Goblin Warrens
  People feel a little better about themselves if they gamble with token creatures. If a few crash, make a few more to take their places.
• Eron the Relentless
  Yes, that was toughness no greater than 2, not power. You can play Eron and hurl him into the air the same turn for a 5/2 flier for only 6 mana. This combo has almost the same effect as Thundermare: 5 points of most certainly unblockable damage. Viashino Sandstalkers and Warriors work well too.
• Balduvian Hydra
  Pile massive amounts of heads on your Hydra then cast see how he soars through the air at your suprised opponent. This will not work with Rock Hydra. The counters on Balduvian Hydra can be removed to prevent damage unlike the +1/+1 counters of the Rock Hydra.
• Dwarven Thaumaturgist
  Mess with your opponents mind by putting creatures in the air that were unelegible before the Dwarf got to them. Good candidates are Yavimya Ancients, Martyrs of Korlis, or Hand of Justice. No one will expect it.