1fuc.wav (325K)
You will just have to download it and find out...

1234.wav (325K)
A clip from a Gloria Estafan song...

2daloft.wav (21K)
"Well take me up to the loft and well... you know... take me"...

2lez.wav (60K)
"Oh.. Oh.. harder on my cl*t baby"...

2tractiv.wav (44K)
"You know it is possible to be too attractive"...

3biglies.wav (129K)
A hysterical ditty... Another must have...

7inch.wav (316K)
"That's right I can't control it... I need seven inches or more... Tonight I can no longer hold it... Get it up... Get it up... I can't wait anymore"...

abcs.wav (114K)
This one is too nasty to repeat... You'll just have to download it...

alvinbj.wav (63K)
hmmm... Another that leaves little to the imagination...

alwayz.wav (211K)
"I will love you... baby... always"...

angel.wav (81K)

angel1.wav (137K)
"Send me an angel... send me an angel... right now... right now"...

anticp.wav (9K)
A wonderful little wave... A man says the word "anticipation" very slowly and with great feeling...

apervert.wav (K)
"I always say... If your going to feel like a pervert you oughta act like one"...

attic2.wav (214K)
"Someone stuck up in the attic and she's havin lots of fun... and she'll be there all night long... bumpin and a f*ckin... turning round oh round... and she'll stay up in the attic till her hours run out... oh I'm stuck up in the attic and I'm never coming down and I'm moving to the attic"...

attichoe.wav (51K)

aww.wav (K)
This a one great wave...

babydoll.wav (42K)
"Excuse me I don't mean to bother you... but do you mind slam f*cking me for an hour... hmmm, thanks"....

barncum.wav (134K)

bbi.wav (32K)

bdroofer.wav (16k)

beaver.wav (42K)

bed.wav (76K)
"Take me to bed or lose me forever... Show me the way home honey"...

begentle.wav (46k)

bigtits.wav (10K)

bj.wav (140K)
The name says it all...

bj2.wav (40K)
Here again the name says it all...

blindfold.wav (78K)
"Once I made love blindfolded... Funny thing, when you can see anything, you can't feel anything either... Its kinda amazing... She said I was great though"...

blush.wav (17K)
Giggling followed by the words... "Stop... Don't make me blush"...

boomroom.wav (58K)

bradysex.wav (52K)

breakbed.wav (161K)

butwigl.wav (34K)

caress1.wav (217K)

chap.wav (27K)

clitoris.wav (56K)
"So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris"...

clothes.wav (20K)

coolwhip.wav (46K)

crave.wav (148K)
"A consistent craving"...

cruzn.wav (55K)
"Cruisin... cruise with my baby"...

cucumber.wav (22K)

cuminme.wav (78K)

cumming2.wav (61K)

cunaked.wav (93K)

cureme.wav (26K)
"Damn woman... I just gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago... You trying to cure me"...

cutebutt.wav (17K)

cybertry.wav (K)

cybertub.wav (64K)
"We, my friend are at hot tub dot fun dot com... leave your inhibitions back at main menu back slash dot com"...

daddy.wav (35k)

daddy1.wav (60k)

desire.wav (88K)
"We can't stop this burning desire..."

devil.wav (92K)
"Lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars... while the devil wants to f*ck me in the back of his car"...

direbj.wav (30K)

domduck.wav (53K)

do-me.wav (109K)
"Come do be babe... don't ya never turn me down..."

drawme.wav (71K)

dream.wav (37K)
"Sweet dreams are made of this"...

dream1.wav (47K)
"Another sleepless night I can't explain"...

dreamlvr.wav (91K)
A clip from the song "Dream Lover"...

dressme.wav (82K)
"Yah... The only thing that looks good on me... is you..."

drtylove.wav (37K)

drvcrzy.wav (28K)

duckjob.wav (226K)

eatmycat.wav (81K)
"Eat my p*ssy... God your making me so wet"...

erection.wav (19K)

falling.wav (72K)
"I'm falling into you... falling into you..."

farmsex.wav (212K)
This wave is another beyond description and it's well worth the download...

fckbuny.wav {59K)
"I sure do like a woman with nice t*ts like yours and who talks tough and looks like she can f*ck like a bunny"...

feel.wav (50K)
"Chill me... chill me... fulfill me... creature of the night"...

fire.wav (105K)

frinight.wav (90K)

frogsex.wav (18K)
This is a funny little wave... As frogs croak in the background... a woman moans...

getlaid.wav (19K)

goat.wav (77K)

go_on.wav (817K)
A romantic clip from the Titanic soundtrack...

grope.wav (19K)

hairhurt.wav (20K)
"hmm... I'm so horny my hair hurts"...

harlyvib.wav (64K)
The sound of a motorcycle engine followed by the words "Yes... Yes"...

horney.wav (91K)

horny.wav (23K)

hosed.wav (17K)

hugyou.wav (56K)
"I'm going to take you home and hug you and squeeze you and pet you... lock you in a cage and love you forever"...

humpin.wav (101K)
You'll just have to download this one"...

ijustwan.wav (111K)

ilikeit.wav (75K)

ilnvrkno.wav (38K)

imgentle.wav (K)

ineed.wav (k)

inflatab.wav (k)

inspirat.wav (K)

kinky.wav (12K)
"Are you like being kinky and stuff"...

kiss3.wav (16K)

kisses.wav (k)

kissmix1.wav (55K)
This wave is along the same lines as farmsex... It is another must have...

knobs.wav (47K)
"Whoah babe... You knobs look huge"...

knobs2.wav (89K)

knobs3.wav (17K)

ksex.wav (176K)

ladies.wav (81K)

lady.wav (637K)
A clip from the song "Treat her like a lady"...

ladynred.wav (235K)

lafinlik.wav (101K)

loftsex.wav (47K)
"And now let's see what's going on in the loft"... followed by a variety of delicious sound effects and the words... "I done told them to stop f*cking around up there"...

lv2lv.wav (100K)

lvflow.wav (125K)

madly.wav (68K)
"Don't you love her madly"...

member.wav (K)

ment.wav (282K)

missing.wav (K)
Michael Bolton "I'm missing you now"...

missingu.wav (65K)
"I am missing you"...

moan.wav (74K)
A moaning sound effect...

modesty.wav (25K)
"Let them wear just enough for modesty"...

mushroom.wav (205K)
Funny little ditty...

nake.wav (18K)
"You ever seen a grown man naked"...

nicesex.wav (44K)

nighters.wav (466K)
Another clip for the Titantic theme...

notice.wav (123K)
"In case you failed to notice... In case you failed to see... This is my heart bleeding before you... It sends me down on my knees"...

nvrhad.wav (23K)
"I never had a woman"...

ohmylove.wav (234K)

ohtouch.wav (60K)
"Oh toucha, toucha, touch me... Oh I wanna be touched"...

oiledup.wav (47K)
"Well your naked breasts are oiled up nicely... your back is arched causing your buttock to tip up ever so slightly"...

ooo.wav (5K)
An "ooo" sound effect...

peach.wav (98K)
"I'm moving to the country... I'm going to eat me a lotta peaches... I'm moving to the country... I'm going to eat me a lotta peaches"...

pimpslap.wav (37K)
The sound of a whip cracking followed by a woman moaning "Oh God"... and the words "B*tch I f*ck your a** up"...

privprt.wav (187K)

putit.wav (25K)
"Oh put it in baby... come f*ck me"...

reminder.wav (51K)
"Here's a reminder from the American Medical Association... Don't pour sulfuric acid on your genitals"...

roomsex.wav (27K)

roomslut.wav (54K)

run2u.wav (67K)
"Cause when the feeling is right, I'm going to run alnight... I'm gonna run to you"...

runnaked.wav (25K)
"Run naked in a rain storm"...

rush.wav (59K)
"Rush... Rush... Hurry, hurry lover come to me"...

seduceu.wav (62K)
"I am not trying to seduce you... Would you like me to seduce you... Is that what you're trying to tell me"...

see.wav (70K)
"I can't even see the ground"...

sexcures.wav (23K)
"I know for certain... Sex cures a headache"...

sexgoat.wav (98K)
"You gonna make me c*m... Oh god"... followed by the sound of a goat...

sexis.wav (49K)

sexmix1.wav (330K)
This wave is along the same lines as farmsex... It is another must have...

sexstory.wav (126K)
"So there I was... Tied up to her bed... Had motor oil smeared all over my body... She came in the bedroom with a saddle and a set of jumper cables"...

sexual.wav (62K)
"Great... I've been programmed to be fully proficient in sexual activities"...

shyboy.wav (143K)

smooch.wav (4K)
A kissing sound effect...

sodeep.wav (22K)
"Oh god that's in so deep"...

sofine.wav (47K)
"Your so fine"...

sogood.wav (42K)
"But it feels so good"...

sohigh.wav (206K)

spankme1.wav (137K)
"I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind...Treat me like I'm a bad girl... Even when I am being good to you... I don't want you to thank me... You can just spank me"...

spankme2.wav (70K)
"Tie my hands behind my back and ohhh I'm in ecstasy... My bottom hurts just thinking about it"...

spin.wav (72K)
"You spin me round, round baby round, round like a record baby round, round, round, round"...

stcorner.wav (56K)
"We are going to have open sexual intercourse on every street corner of America... Where thousands and thousands can watch"...

str8tup.wav (149K)
"Straight up now tell me... do you really wanna love me forever... when I'm caught in a hit and run"...

swetlove.wav (10K)

tainted.wav (60K)
"Oh tainted love... oh oh tainted love"...

takeme.wav (21K)
"Take me up to the loft... and well you know... Take me"...

takeu.wav (42K)
"I'm down on my knees... I wanna take you there"...

tingle.wav (25K)
"Oh... Oh that's exciting... I tingle"...

tngtied.wav (164K)

tongue.wav (8K)
An interesting sound effect...

torture.wav (27K)
"Don't torture yourself... That's my job"...

toucha.wav (92K)

tramp.wav (21K)
"Tramp"...

tramp2.wav (51K)

trixie.wav (26K)

trojans.wav (595K)
This is a ditty that defies description... You will just have to download it...

trousers.wav (47K)
"Boys and girls go up to somebody you know today and tell them about your trousers"...

tuchme.wav (125K)
"Hold me baby drive me crazy... touch me all night long... make me love you... kiss and hug you... touch me all night long"...

uhhuh.wav (136K)
"That's the way... uhhuh... I like it... uhhuh... That's the way... uhhuh... I like it"...

uknow.wav (31K)
"You know how many times I've fantasized about seeing you standing in front of me naked"...

ulost.wav (250K)

undress.wav (183K)

undrwear.wav (34K)
"Nothing like running around in your underwear"...

urgona.wav (38K)
"Oh baby... your gonna make me c*m"...

use_it.wav (50K)
"Why don't you use it... Try not to bruise it"...

vsecret.wav (59K)
"Free home delivered catalogs of women in their underwear... God bless America"...

whacking.wav (24K)
"Gentlemen... Start you whacking"...

whatilik.wav (137K)

whipfest.wav (253K)

whipit.wav (357K)
"When a problem comes along you must whip it... when something going wrong you must whip it... now whip it... into shape... shape it up... get straight... go forward... move ahead...like two detectives it's not to late to whip it... whip good... into shape...whip good"...

whipsex.wav (36K)

wh*re.wav (66K)

whosben.wav (94K)

wiggle.wav (K)

wishpeni.wav (16K)

withoutu.wav (70K)

wolfwstl.wav (6K)

yankyank.wav (223K)
It's a large file but well worth the download time...

yodasex.wav (K)

zooters.wav (15K)