10sec.wav (42K)
"You're just ten seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life"...

10secs.wav (28K)
"Is it possible for you to shut the f*ck up for 10 seconds"...

1069.wav (57K)
"Ten six niner... Ten six niner... We got wh*res in the city... We need back up now... Come back"...

12gauge.wav (55K)
Shotgun sound effects...

2cents.wav (40K)
This a hysterical little ditty for those times when you just have to let everyone know how your feeling... "As long as everyone insists on offering their valuable f*cking opinion... I may as well throw my two cents worth in..." followed by the sound of change falling in a glass...

3strikes.wav (35K)
There comes a time when you just have to let them know... "Three strikes and your out..."

44elmo.wav (71K)
Another great wave... Elmo singing a cute little ditty... followed by the sound of a shotgun and the words... "Houston we have a problem..."

44elmo2.wav (74K)
A variation of 44elmo...

45.wav (69K)
A gunfire sound effect...

7words.wav (23K)
You'll just have to download this one and find out... but I will give you a clue... They are not 7 very nice words...

78.wav (87K)
"You know what I would do if someone did that to me... I'd kill him... I wouldn't hesitate... I would stab him 78 times with a butcher knife... I would chop off his fingers... I would slash his throat open.. I would gouge out his eyes... I swear to god...

911oops.wav (18K)
"The number you have reached 9...1...1... has been changed to a nonpublished number"...

akwrong.wav (18K)
"Wrong... Thank you for playing... Have a nice day"...

alerted.wav (40K)
"I spoke to someone a little while ago... Gave me a lot of cute answers there... Talking all kinds of sh*t with me, like he was a big tough guy"...

alerted1.wav (21K)
"One more word young lady and you're going to be gagged"...

alldead.wav (15K)
"Everyone is dead"...

amused.wav (74K)
"I wish I were like you... easily amused"...

answer.wav (25K)
"Don't change the subject... Just answer the f*cking question"...

apubitch.wav (17K)
"We're putting that b*tch on ice"...

apuhell.wav (40K)
"Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell"... followed by gunfire...

askedu.wav (124K)
This is a great download...

askinyou.wav (30K)
"I don't remember asking you a god damn thing"...

asnert.wav (12K)
"Oh no.. a snert"...

a**2nite.wav (142K)
"Were you born an a**hole... Or did you work at it your whole life... Either way it worked out fine... Cause your an a**hole tonight"...

a**holes.wav (45K)
"I knew it... I'm surrounded by a**holes... How many a**holes we got on this ship anyhow"...

a**whupd.wav (37K)
'You listen to me... There is someone gonna get their goddamn a** whooped over this thing"...

attitude.wav (64K)
"Don't give me that attitude... I got one of my own"...

atypical.wav (19K)
"I certainly would call that atypical behavior"...

badboys.wav (112K)
"Badboys, badboys watcha gonna do... Watcha ya gonna do when they come for you"...

badfk.wav (22K)
Laughing followed by the words... "Whoever taught you how to f*ck, should have their d*ck cut off"...

badgirl.wav (49K)
"Beside every man is a badgirl"...

badguy.wav (74K)
"Come here... The last time your gonna see a badguy like this again...Let me tell you"...

ballrip.wav (102K)
"I'm going to rip your balls off... So you cannot contaminate the rest of the world"...

b*stard.wav (32K)
A South Park goodie... "Know you see that Stan... Now, now that's a dirty little b*stard... Hey, I'm a dirty little b*stard too"...

b*stard2.wav (38K)
"You unimaginable b*stard"...

battle.wav (245K)
Another music clip to war by....

bdshft2.wav (146K)
"This cat is a bad motherf*cker"...

beatya.wav (87K)
"If you wanna get beat physically... It will be over in a minute"...

beersplt.wav (54K)
This is one of the best waves I have ever heard....The sound of budfrogs getting squished... followed by the words... "Roadkill on the information highway..."

begging.wav (24K)
"Begging for mercy makes me angry"...

bigboo.wav (42K)
The sound of a large crowd booing...

bimbo.wav (30K)
"You spineless bimbo"...

b*tch1.wav (31K)
"Baby... You keep talking like a b*tch and I am gonna slap you like a b*tch"...

b*tch3.wav (17K)
"We're putting that b*tch on ice"...

b*tchs.wav (31K)
"Baby, you keep talking like a b*tch... I'm going to slap you like a b*tch"...

bitelegs.wav (15K)
"I am going to bite your legs off"...

biteme.wav (8K)
"Bite the big one junior"...

bobbitt.wav (52K)
This one doesn't need a description... It's amusing... Just download it...

bookem.wav (11K)
"Book 'em Dano... Murder one"...

boot.wav (24K)
"I'll do it... So help me God, I'll boot 'em..."

bow.wav (18K)
"Kneel before me or die"...

break.wav (15K)
"I feel like I am gonna break this damn thing"...

brick.wav (10K)
"The man's a brick short"...

bubboy.wav (97K)
"How ya doing over there... Not too good... Alright bubble boy"...

bugboy.wav (11K)
"Bite me bug boy"...

buginout.wav (47K)
"We got him Mav... He's bugging out and going home"...

bunny.wav (16K)
"The bunny"...

bustin.wav (33K)
"You just gotta stop busting balls"...

bustup.wav (39K)
"Don't make me bust you up man"...

buyaclue.wav (18K)
"Here's a quarter sweetheart... Go buy a clue"...

cacamo.wav (7K)
"Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that"...

castrate.wav (26K)
"Castrate him"...

chalk.wav (54K)
"You and your homies might be lined in chalk"...

charter.wav (53K)
"Charter can help... If you don't get help at Charter, please get somewhere"...

chatrat.wav (53K)
"I want the piece of sh*t responsible... Bring me his bones in one bag... His organs in another... Ok"...

cleanum.wav (28K)
"Roger, and I'll clean and fire 'em... Ha Ha"...

cleanup.wav (82K)
"They're mean b*stards, when they want to be... and they always want to be... You can take my word for it... They aren't about to take any sh*t from a jerk like you"...

click.wav (K)
"Continuing our tour of Prodigy... What you won't see an your right, is the a**hole that is paying two dollars and ninety five cents an hour to be ignored"...

coma.wav (27K)
"Inducing coma"...

consprcy.wav (K)
"I suspect conspiracy"....

cr*p.wav (32K)
"Well don't ask me to participate in your stupid cr*p if you don't like the way I do it"...

crap1.wav (15K)
A Southpark goodie... Cartman again... "That's a bunch of cr*p... Kyle's mom is a dirty..."

cringe.wav (26K)
"Freeze before me"...

dafinga.wav (117K)
"Greetings... Watch the birdie... Geez, I crack myself up"...

dainsult.wav (815K)
This is a ditty that defies description... You will just have to download it...

damien.wav (19K)
A Southpark goodie... "Infidels... I will turn you all into beasts of burden"...

damn.wav (26K)
"Ohhhhh... Sh*t"....

damnit.wav (7K)
A Southpark goodie... Cartman saying "God... Damn it!!!"...

darke.wav (25K)
"That's right... We're evil...Evil"...

darkside.wav (46K)
"You don't know the power of the dark side"...

darlin.wav (46K)
"Darlin' come here f*ck me up to here"...

dead.wav (K)
"I'll cross my heart... I'll hope to die... but the needle is already in my eye"...

dead1.wav (71K)
"Bring out your dead"...

deadcat.wav (17K)
A cat happily singing "Meow, meow, meow, meow..." followed by the sound of whip snapping...

deadfrog.wav (116K)
The budfrogs doing there famous bud lines... followed by the sound of gunfire and sighs...

death.wav (110)
The death march...

death3.wav (36K)
"Death awaits you all... With nasty big pointy teeth"...

deathe.wav (83K)
"Death... death... death to all that oppose us"...

defence.wav (28K)
"Automatic defense procedures initiated"...

demonz.wav (244K)
This a great demons music wave...

deth.wav (54K)
"Death ain't nothing but a heart beat away"...

dethwish.wav (71K)
"You should never say "Who's there?'... Don't you watch scary movies... Its a death wish... You might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or something"...

d*cks.wav (25K)
"Well lets not start sucking each others d*cks quite yet..."

d*ckdate.wav (36K)
"If your d*ick is as big as your mouth is... Honey we got a date"...

didit.wav (111K)
"He's the one... He's the one... The warriors did it... The warriors did it... The warriors did it"...

die1.wav (110K)
Wicked laughter followed by the words... "No more delays... No more teasing... Time to play... Time to die"...

die2.wav (101K)
A Southpark goodie... A clip from the black leather scene...

dikbrain.wav (60K)
"You miserable piece of..." followed by a heck of a lot of colorful words...

dildo.wav (68K)
A Southpark goodie... "Mom... Kitty is being a dildo... Well then I know a certain kitty, kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight"...

ding.wav (41K)
"I'm sorry... That's the wrong answer"...

doing.wav (32K)
"I want to know exactly what you thought you were doing"...

domb*tch.wav (27K)
A man yelling "Are you happy now you dominating b*tch"...

dontmake.wav (40K)
"Don't make me destroy you"...

dntwant.wav (51K)
"I don't want him...you can sell him"...

duh.wav (27K)
"No f*cking sh*t lady... Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza"...

dumbest.wav (18K)
"Do you know that you're the dumbest f*ck I ever met"...

dying.wav (44K)
"Mother what are these people dying for... Was it for the truth or for the lies"...

eeny.wav (35K)
"Eeny, meeny, miney, moe... Suck my d*ck and swallow slow"...

eficient.wav (27K)
"Ahhh... Arrogance and stupidity all in the same package... How efficient of you"...

enemy.wav (44K)
"Who is the enemy... I'm glad you asked... Another mother f*cker standing in my path...

enemy1.wav (181K)
"Enemy dedected"...

enter.wav (94K)
"Entering war mode"...

execute.wav (62K)
"... up you f*cking b*tch move... and I'll execute every mother f*cking last one of you...

exit.wav (80K)
"Exiting war mode"...

eye.wav (76K)
Interesting wave...

f*gs.wav (23K)
"God...Those guys are f*gs..."

farewell.wav (68K)
"Now the sounds of John Denver being stangled"... Followed by a coarse little tune...

fatalmis.wav (30K)
"You just made a fatal mistake mister candy a**"...

fat*ss.wav (34K)
A Southpark goodie...

fatfeek.wav (43K)
A Southpark goodie...

fckbuny.wav (59K)
hmmm... you just have to download this one...

fdup.wav (71K)
"Your seriously f*cked up"...

feast.wav (159K)
A very demonic medley... A great clip...

fidiot.wav (17K)
"Personally I think your a f*cking idiot"...

fight.wav (293K)
"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting"...

fight1.wav (11K)
Background sound effects...

files.wav (26K)
"Wanna see some gif files... Of your sister"...

fkugrl.wav (66K)
The name of this file says it all... Very colorful...

floggd.wav (23K)
"Have him flogged"...

floser.wav (18K)
"There is another f*cking loser in the room"...

folly.wav (35K)
"They will learn the cost... of their terrible folly"...

foolish.wav (100K)
"I appreciate your understanding... Don't think twice...It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us tolerate a person like yourself... Thank you... Don't mention it....

freakbab.wav (53K)
A Southpark goodie...

french.wav (22K)
"Pardon my french... but your an *sshole"...

fuall.wav (31K)
"F*ck you... F*ck the lot of you... F*ck you all"...

gastruck.wav (117K)
"You f*cking wh*re... you used me... you never loved me... I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own f*cking blood... Die... die... die"...

gc-cheer.wav (66K)
"Retched... betched... dirty old twot... 69 *ssholes tied in a knot... hurrah... lizard sh*t... f*ck"...

getbent.wav (20K)
"F*ck you and the horse you rode in on"...

getuback.wav (56K)
"You think you can pull the same manipulative sh*t with me, you try on everyone else... But you f*ck with me, I"ll f*ck you back good"...

gimee.wav (29K)
"Give me that one..."

go2h*ll.wav (197K)
A Southpark goodie...

godhelp.wav (18K)
"God help us Jesus... God and baby Jesus help us"...

gohome.wav (28K)
"Your still here... It's over...go home... go"...

gotcha.wav (18K)
"Gotchya didn't I... You little sucker"...

grenade.wav (54K)
"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade... that with it thou might blow thine enemy to tiny bits in thy mercy"....

growl.wav (31K)
A growling sound effect...

grrr.wav (28K)
Another growling sound effect...

grrrr.wav (35K)
Yet another growling sound effect...

grrrrr.wav (33K)
And yet another growling sound effect...

groucho.wav (19K)
"Your heading for a break down... why don't you pull yourself to pieces"...

growl.wav (31K)
Another growling sound effect...

growlz.wav (103K)
Yet another growling sound effect...

grunt.wav (20K)
"The only word he knows is 'grunts' and he can't spell it"...

gutsy.wav (14K)
"Gutsiest move I ever saw man"...

hartout.wav (103K)
"You can't stop him... He'll wait for you inside and pull her f*cking heart out"...

hate.wav (42K)
"I hate everybody"... Followed by the sound of gun fire and screams...

hehe.wav (26K)
A twisted laugh...

heyugly.wav (7K)
"Hey ugly... wake up..."

hippie.wav (11K)
A Southpark goodie...

holdon.wav (17K)
"Hold it there cracker boy, I'm not finished"...

holycr*p.wav (7K)
"Holy cr*p"...

holysht.wav (13K)
"Holy shit"...

howdull.wav (27K)
"How paralyzingly dull, boring and tedious"...

identify.wav (K)
"Would you mind identifying what you are"...

idiots.wav (K)
"I am surrounded by idiots"...

ihate.wav (55K)
"I hate all forms of religion and I hate all who do not bow in my presence..."

iloveit.wav (69K)
"Oh that is dispicable"... followed by a wicked laugh and the words "I love it"...

imnot.wav (52K)
"I'm not an animal..."

imsure.wav (K)
"I don't know you... But I am sure you're a jerk"...

indaname.wav (K)
A good clip of the song "In The Name of Love"...

ithink.wav (18K)
"Personally I think your a f*cking idiot"....

iwasdead.wav (53K)
"I was dead... do you understand that you f*cking b*tch... I was dead"...

iqdrop.wav (K)
"Did IQs drop sharply while I was away?"...

iwant2.wav (K)
"I like it.. I love it... I want some more of it"...

jane.wav (K)
"Jane you ignorant sl*t"...

justdie.wav (K)
"Why can't you just be a good boy and die"...

kenydead.wav (217K)
A Southpark goodie... One of the better "They killed Kenny" clips...

kick*ss.wav (6K)
"Kick a**"...

kickbaby.wav (43K)
A Southpark goodie... One of the better "Kick the baby" clips...

kickba.wav (16K)
A Southpark goodie... The football version of "Kick the baby"...

kickyur.wav (27K)
"I'll kick your f*cking monkey a** all over"...

killer.wav (136K)
Background music to kill by...

killmofo.wav (K)
"I am going to kill you mother f*cker"...

killwabt.wav (62K)
"Kill the wabbit... kill the wabbit... kill the wabbit"...

kiluguy.wav (289K)
A Southpark clip... "Kill you guys... Kill you guys"...

kissmy.wav (11K)
"Kiss my yellow hairy butt"...

lament.wav (21K)
"Oh b*tch... b*tch... b*tch"...

laugh.wav (86K)
South Park goodie... A GREAT Cartman laugh!!!...

laugh2.wav (21K)
Another good laugh...

laugh3.wav (17K)
Yet another good laugh...

letsplay.wav (7K)
"Let's play"...

lgoperv.wav (7K)
"Let go pervert"...

lordmtn.wav (34K)
A Southpark goodie... "I am lord of the mountain... Behold my Patrick Duffy legs"...

louie.wav (170K)
"Hi, Claude again... You remember I told you about my cousin, when I was 15... Well the year after that, I killed this kid, Louie... Bash his head in with my Louieville Slugger... I got away with it... But I want to apologize to Louie... I'm sorry Louie"...

love.wav (20K)
"There is a very fine line between love and nausea"...

ltsrok.wav (51K)
"Let's rock...Yay"... accompanied with rapid gun fire...

machete.wav (27K)
"Do we have a machete in the bag"...

malfunct.wav (66K)
"What is your major malfunction numb nuts... Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child"...

mastr.wav (17K)
"Of course, Master"...

mattress.wav (55K)
A nasty little insult...

megabtch.wav (24K)
"Is it... Is it... Is it the mega b*tch"...

mess.wav (54K)
"The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess... but he is pretty sure you're f*cked"...

midevil.wav (24K)
"I am gonna get medieval on your a**"...

migraine.wav (K)
You will just have to download this one... It is funny...

miranda.wav (K)
"You fellows wanna read me my rights?... You have the right to remain silent... You have the right to get your face kicked in by me... You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him... I will waive my rights"...

missedit.wav (11K)
"Missed it by that much"...

monkey.wav (11K)
A Southpark goodie... "You sick little monkey"...

mrknow.wav (65K)
"And here he is... That master of misinformation... Mr. Know It All"...

msb*tch.wav (52K)
"I'm not a b*tch... I'm the b*tch... and I'm Ms. B*tch to you"...

mymoney.wav (213K)
This one defies description... A must have...

neck.wav (44K)
"You best unfeek yourself... Or I will unscrew your head and shove it down your neck"...

noalarm.wav (34K)
"There is no cause for alarm... but there probably will be"...

nodefeat.wav (135K)
This is one of my favorites...

nogood.wav (133K)
"Cheap...lying... no good ... rotten... for flushing low life... snake licking... dirt eating inbreed... over stuff ignorant... blood sucking... dog kissing... brainless... dickless... hopeless... heartless... fat *ss... bug eyed... stiff legged... spotted worm head sack of monkeysh*t... Holy sh*t... Where's the tylnol"...

not.wav (40K)
"I spoke to someone a little while ago gave me all kind of cute answers there... Talking all kinds of sh*t with me like he's a big tough guy"...

notagain.wav (15K)
"I love wrong numbers"...

no-tim.wav (37K)
"I don't think so Tim"...

nowhinin.wav (76K)
"I am gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun... We are all going to have so much feeking fun, we will need plastic surgery to remove our smiles... You will be whistling out of your a**hole"...

nuke.wav (75K)
"Nuclear warhead approaching"...

nutgrab.wav (24K)
"I have never seen a guy picked up by his testicles before"...

oarupass.wav (89K)
"You better pray to the God of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up cause I'll come over there and jam an oar up your *ss"...

obey.wav (29K)
"If you obey me... you will survive"...

ofudge.wav (8K)
A Southpark goodie... "Oh fudge"...

og.wav (34K)
"oh gee thanks"...

oj.wav (16K)
"Guns don't kill people... OJ kills people"...

on_dope.wav (28K)

oops.wav (63K)
The name says it all...

outb*tch.wav (75K)
"You f*cking b*tch... Get outta here why your still in one piece"...

outlaw.wav (26K)
"We are no longer part of the system"...

outrage.wav (73K)
"This is... This is an outrageous situation"...

ow.wav (5K)
Again...the name says it all...

pants2.wav (10K)
"Come out with your pants down!!!"...

pansy.wav (15K)
"Come on... you pansy"...

pansy1.wav (31K)
A Southpark goodie...

penalty.wav (63K)
The sound of a whistle blowing followed by cheering from the crowd and the words... "Five minutes in the penalty box for age and sex checking"...

peter.wav (145K)
"Here comes Peter cottontail... hopping down the bunny trail... hippity hoppity Easter is on it's way..."

pervert.wav (20K)
"What are you going to do you pervert"...

pest.wav (47K)
"Hello... Acme Pest Control... Well I have a pest I want controlled"...

phaser.wav (239K)
Phaser gun sound effects...

pimpslap.wav (37K)
The sound of a whip cracking followed by a woman moaning "Oh God"... and the words "B*tch I f*ck your a** up"....

pity.wav (27K)
"Ahhh... What a pity"...

pmshot.wav (71K)
"I've got PMS and a gun... You ain't fooling me girlie girl"... followed by the sound of gun blasts... "Any questions... Holy sh*t... Well... good bye"...

point.wav (54K)
"And by the way... When you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea... Have a point... It makes it so much more interesting for the listener"...

pplskills.wav (52K)
"Now see... We need to work on your people skills"...

punk.wav (51K)
"You could ask yourself a question... Do I feel lucky... Well do you punk"...

punt.wav (44K)
The sound of gun fire followed by the words "Oh cr*p"... followed by the sound of a telephone dial tone...

pussy.wav (329K)
I can't repeat this one... but it is interesting, to say the least...

pussy2.wav (148K)

qtrainng.wav (171K)
"No more training do you require... Already know you that which you need"...

redeemed.wav (49K)
"And don't come back... Until you have redeemed yourselves"...

remindme.wav (14K)
"Remind me to kill you later"...

repeater.wav (76K)
"Well, elll, elll... I already heard that one you feeking piece of"... etc... etc... etc...

repres.wav (15K)
"Help... help... I'm being repressed"...

rescued.wav (25K)
"We've been waiting for somebody like yourselves to come along and rescue us"...

rking.wav (76K)
"Why can't we be friends... Why can't we be friends"...

rough.wav (61K)
"You wanna play rough... ok"...

rumble.wav (160K)
The sound of a roaring crowd followed by the words... "Let's get ready to rumble"...

run2.wav (35K)
"What... what do we do... Running would be a good idea"...

samgay.wav (81K)
"I guess if your gay you probably loss a lotta weight... cause who wants to eat if you gotta d*ck in your mouth all day"... followed by choking sound effects and the words "Wanna pizza"...

scarynot.wav (61K)
"Riddle me this... riddle me that... who's afraid of the big black bat"...

scream.wav (7K)
The name once again speaks for itself...

sheesh.wav (22K)
"Oh great...great just jump all over me why don't you"...

sh*tlist.wav (50K)
"You have managed to top my sh*t list in exactly 13 f*cking seconds"...

shoot.wav (100K)
Gunfire and screaming sound effects...

shoothim.wav (14K)
"If he does that again... You can shoot him"...

shorts.wav (7K)
"Eat my shorts"...

shudup.wav (33K)
"La, la la la la la"... followed the sound of a whip cracking, then the words... "Shut the f*ck up will ya"...

shutmout.wav (16K)
"Shut your f*cking mouth"...

shutup1.wav (24K)
"Shut up... Just shut up you idiot"...

silence.wav (12K)
"Silence you mental midget"...

skull.wav (108K)
"Exactly three f*cking seconds to whip that stupid grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f*ck you... One... Two... Three"...

slap.wav (24K)
The sound of someone being slapped followed by the words... "Now leave me alone"...

slapme.wav (32K)
"Slap me with a splintered ruler"...

slaughtr.wav (K)
"Welcome to the slaughter... What are you going to do... What will be your epitaph when we get done with you... Are you going to cry for your mother or are you going to have a good time when it is your turn to die"...

slit.wav (40K)
"If those men... O'Donner...refuse to continue to fight your trainer will slit their throats like chickens"...

slut.wav (94K)
A Southpark goodie...

smack*ss.wav (19K)
"Well smack my *ss and call me Judy"...

smackyou.wav (46K)
"Don't make me smack you"...

smells.wav (23K)
"Speaking of smells... What is that"...

smf.wav (15K)
"Yo, you stupid mf"...

snot2.wav (15K)
"Oh I blow my nose at you"...

stinker.wav (40K)
"I'll see what the little stinker is up to on my super video decto set"...

species.wav (18K)
"We're looking at a new species"...

spirit.wav (96K)
"That's the spirit... That's the spirit"...

stable.wav (17K)
"I'm telling you... That man does not look stable"...

stepaway.wav (60K)
"Step away from your busted *ss vehicle and put your hands on your head"...

stings.wav (34K)
"Do you have any idea how much that stings"...

stress_u.wav (55K)
"Do I stress you out... My sweater is on backwards and inside out"...

stump.wav (17K)
"Do that again and you will pull back a stump"...

stupid.wav (10K)
"Jane you ignorant sl*t"...

stupid2.wav (19K)
"Thank you Doctor Stupid"...

stupid3.wav (25K)
"I............. Fart in your general direction"...

suck.wav (16K)
"Try not to suck any d*ck on the way from the parking lot"...

suckbfre.wav (50K)
"I mean you have sucked like you never sucked before"...

suckup.wav (15K)
"Don't suck up... I don't like"...

suffer.wav (46K)
"Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell"...

summond.wav (11K)
"Who summond me"...

superb.wav (24K)
A Southpark goodie... "Oh boy, super b*tch is at it again... Don't call my mom a b*tch Cartman"...

suspend.wav (15K)
"Get the F*ck out of here you're suspended"...

tantrum.wav (40K)
"Are you gonna come quietly or do I carry you out baby tantrum style"...

tension.wav (59K)
A loud scream... followed by the words... "Tension breaker... Had to be done"...

term.wav (13K)
"F*ck you *sshole"...

termher.wav (44K)
"Terminate her immediately"...

thwap.wav (3K)
A smacking sound effect...

to_earth.wav (90K)
"We will proceed to earth... and if you attempt to intervene... we will destroy you"...

toofar.wav (24K)
"You've gone too far this time"...

torture.wav (27K)
"Don't torture yourself... That's my job"...

trmn8ed.wav (64K)
"Your terminated f*cker"...

turnoff.wav (41K)
You'll just have to download this one...

udie.wav (45K)
"You die... she dies... everybody dies"...

uhung.wav (17K)
"Yes it's true... This man has no d*ck"...

understd.wav (41K)
"It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself"...

upeople.wav (18K)
"You people are f*cking sick"...

ursick.wav (81K)
"Your sick... your sick, sick, sick"...

usenot.wav (51K)
"Do you know how to use these things... No idea what so ever"... followed by gun fire"...

villian.wav (10K)
"Thou art a villian"...

violent.wav (29K)
"Due to some violent content parental discretion is advised"...

war.wav (97K)
"Its the war inside my head... If I don't take a day off, I'll be dead"...

watthe.wav (65K)
"What the f*ck"...

weapon.wav (14K)
A Southpark goodie... "This is like the gun I used in Nam"...

weknow.wav (K)
A clip from Joe's apartment... "We know were you live... We know where you live"...

wewin.wav (29K)
"We came... We saw... We kicked its *ss"...

whath*ll.wav (11K)
A Southpark goodie... "Cartman what the h*ll are you talking about"...

whatmatt.wav (73K)
"Hey... What's the matter with your head... Hey, hey"...

whipow.wav (8K)
The sound of a whip striking... followed by the word... "Ow"...

whodis.wav (16K)
"Who the f*ck is this *sshole"...

whos.wav (38K)
"Now who's responsible... I say who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person"...

whosaid.wav (72K)
Another one that defies description... You will just have to download it...

working.wav (59K)
"I thought I told you never to interupt me while I'm working"...