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Here's what the important people of the internet on the Shadowrun scene nowadays might have been if they were the Shadowrun universe. This is intended to be funny and nothing more (don't flame me guys), and people appear in no particular order. Some people aren't there because I didn't know what to write (like Adam Jury) or there because they were easy to write about but are not quite celebrities (mainly Predator Omega).

Blackjack

This mysterious man is the inventor of some wicked weaponry which he uses sparringly, like the exlosive bowling ball or the railgun. He lives in Philadelphia and constantly talk about how his city can suck. While he run he always mumble about everything not 'bitter' enough and how he would work that out. For some strange reason, people always come to him, seeking answers to their qestions regarding the world they live in and how to cope with powerful street sammys. He's agoraphobic because he fears that a cow falling from space might hit him.

The Collector

His real name is Paolo Marccucci. This man owns everything relating to Shadowrunning, from high explosives to matrix programs. He has a very large number of contacts from all around the world who search new stuff to give him so his collection can grow. All these items he keeps in a large warehouse he calls "The Archive". The collector is some kind of ultimate fixer who can sell almost anything to anyone. Mike Mulvihill, who's suspected of being behind Dunkelzahn's death, says that he would "hang out there if he had more time".

Gurth

Named the "Shadowrun guru" this man is responsible for large parts of Shadowland. He has written, or was responsible for the writing of hundreds of pages of data on very varyied subjects, from new weapons and cyberware to spells and data on paranormal animals. He's said to be working on a project to demystify the countries about which nobody have written anything yet.

Predator Omega

Predator Omega is a cyberzombie with the most advanced cyberware available (or not available yet). He's almost 100% cyber, with incredible gadgets in its arms, legs and his torso. According to some sources, he even have some regenerating technology that automatically repairs his destroyed cyberparts, although a lot of people denied the possibility of such technology. If you get in a fight against him, surrender. He'll out-fast, out-gun, out-everything you with technology you never thought possible.
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