Ask Dr. Zoidberg A Division of Zoidberg Medical University
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Ah, the joys of practicing medicine without a license! The new structure for the site has been successful in assuring I update the content of the site. I continue to receive good questions from you, the three loyal readers of this site. Keep them coming. The new email address is zoidberg@humbuggers.com, although drzoidberg@yahoo.com will still work.

The first installment of the Zoidberg Medical Lecture Series is now online. This installment is on basic human anatomy. 

Zoidberg's Disaster Preparedness Handbook is also now online.

If you submitted questions before about mid-January, please send them again, it wasn't until then that I found the little scrap of paper on which were written the instructions for operating my electro-computing device.

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