| The state of Texas is
radioactive. Avoid living, working or breathing there. |
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Missouri is also something of
a problem. There are apparently only three hospitals in the entire
state. |
| Should some sort of
time-dilation or fully-fledged time-travel occur or seem likely, be
aware that computers, televisions and radios may not work in the past
since they were not invented yet. |
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If a monstrous radio-creature
tries to entice you with melodic promises of sweetmeats, flee the area
immediately. |
| If you lack a shell into which
you can retreat, cower beneath furniture and concentrate on your
shoelaces. |
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Emergencies can cause horrible
flatulence. This man is doubled-over from the concussive blast that produced
the cloud above him. |
| There are a lot of things for
obsessive-compulsives to do during any emergency. Constant hand washing
and calling relatives to tell them about it are two very good examples. |
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If you had the foresight to bring with you beneath a pile
of rubble any of the following, a flashlight, F-ray, whistle,
jackhammer, light saber, hydraulic lift, self-contained force field,
tungsten carbide mining drill, dimensional porthole generator, bag of
holding, or teleporter, use them now to escape or signal for help. |
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Escape is made easy with the judicious use of Bigby's
Forceful Hand spell. |
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