I got this stuff from "Carmela" at her homepage, and i'm giving her 
credit for all her good for this, even though she didn't write it.  
Visit her page-- http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/6959/index.html
            (__)                    (__)
            (oo)                    (oo)
     /-------\/          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    / |     ||
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

   Cow in water             Cow in trouble



           (__)                      (__)
           (oo)                      (oo)
   /--------\/               /-oooooo-\/
  * o|     ||               * ooooooooo
     ||----||              ooooooooooooo
  ooo                    ooooooooooooooooo

   Cow taking               Cow in deep
     a sh**                     sh**



           (__)            vv    vv
           (oo)            ||----||  *
    /-------\/             ||     | /
   / |     ||             /\-------/
  *  ||----||            (oo)


  American Cow           Australian Cow



           (__)                    (o o)
           (oo)             (-----) \ /
    /-------VV             /  / \    O
   / |     ||             *  | O |
  *  ||----||                -----

  Cownt Dracula             Phone Bull



                     (__)
                     (oo)
        /---+      +--\/
       / |  |      | ||
      *  ||-+      +-||


   David Copperfield's Cow

        (__)
        (oo)
       / \/       ____________
      /   \    __|            |
    _|___ /\  |______________|
    |     | |   |            |
    *I   I| |   |            |
     I   I      |            |

    Wolfgang Amadeus Moo-zart



         (__)                          (__)
         ( oo  _                       (oo)
         /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
        |  \  (_)  *POW!*            /      \
        |                            |      |
        |    |                       |      |
       /|  _ \                      /        \
     /  / / \ \                     __________\
   *    ||   ||                          \\
        ||_  ||_                         (_)

     Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell.



           (__)
           ( oo
           /\__|
          | \\|
          |  \\  |
          |___\\ |\
          \   |____\    (
    ______/\_______ \ \/ \
    \         /\    / /   \_____
  // \  /\\\ | | / /  //\----\\
 //   \/__|\\/ /| |  //  \    \\
 ||   @ __||/ //-\   ||   @   ||
  \\     //|_| \_/    \\      //
    =====               ======
         Bicy-Cow


                                        (__)
          ()  ()                  _____| oo |
           ()()                  /          |
           (oo)                 /           |
    /-------UU                 /____________|
   / |     ||
  *  ||w---||                 Cow dressed up
                              as ghost
  Eh, What's up Doc?          for Halloween

           (__)
           (oo)
     __[_]__\/
   / |     ||
  *  ||----||                 -->   .

 Portable Cow              Japanese model
 (very handy)               portable COW



                      (__)
            *       ` (OO)'
             \_/-------\/ `
               ||     ||_.  `
            %_/ ~-----\
                       ~

     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    // // // / /  | \\  \ \   \\\

        Cow on a hot tin roof



               .  |  |  .
                __|__|__
                  \00/
      /-----------C\/C
     / |          CCCC
    /  ||_________CCCC
   *   ||         ||
       nn         nn

       Abraham Lincow

         (__)             (__)            (__)
         (OO)             (@@)            (xx)
  /-------\/       /-------\/      /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||      / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||----||     *  ||----||

Cow who drank    Cow who ate    Cow who used Jolt
 Jolt            psychadelic       to wash down
                 mushrooms     psychadelic mushrooms


         (__)              (__)              __)
         (oo)              (oo)               o)
  /-------\/        /-------\/
 / |  O  ||        * ||----||
*  ||----||          ||    ||

Cow that gives     Cow that gives     Cow that gives
(W)hole Milk.      Low-Fat Milk.      2% Milk.



         (__)
         (dd)                            .
  /-------\/
 / |     ||                  U                .
*  ||----||              /---V             .      .
                       * |--|            .

Cow that gives     Cow that gives     Cow that gives (gave)
Vitamin D Milk.    Condensed Milk.    Evaporated Milk.