The Weekly Newsletter
May 15, 1998
Katy321 and Butchc Kick Komrades Kabooses
 
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Katy321 ... a real Lady :-))
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Butchc ... a real Goof??? ;);)
A total of 26 teams filled our tournament with only one team able to beat off all of the opponents .. and Katy and Butch did just that. Katy & Butch pushed aside the runners-up (LdyBlue & George98) for a victory walk around the euchre track. And the crowd cheered on!! When asked how long these two had played together, they said about 5 hours. They must have been practicing BEFORE the big tourney, huh? LOL. Neither have regular pards, as Katy had just started playing here this past week and Butch takes random partners for his games ... until now ... now Katy is the new love of his life, Butch tells us! Katy added the 321 to her name so she'd remember her extension at work (LOL), while Butch says he chose his name to prohibit confusion in the family, real name Darwin and nicked butch. Well OK then. Katy is 39 years young and divorced with two children. Katy is in the secretarial field. Butch admits to being married "a few times" but wouldn't cough up what a few were. LOL. Butch works for ACBL and works with bridge tournaments for North America. Katy's favorite web site is ours, of course!! and would like brownie points for her answer. (Making a note to send Katy some brownies.) Katy also admits she used to have hobbies and favorite things to do ... until GPP Euchre came along. LOL. Butch says he just likes looking at computer screens and playing games. (I'm sure he means GPP games.) LOL.When asked for any euchre tips they might share with us, Butch admits they won by skill. Of course the great hands they had helped alot, he insisted. Katy says, "You must get euchred the first hand, right, pard?" LOL. Butch says you have to trust your pard to cover you, while Katy relies on bribing the dealer. LOL. 

WAY TO GO YOU TWO ... YOU DONE GOOD!!!

 
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Specialty
The Consolation tourney winners were FourSuits and Specialty (specialty of what, is what we wanted to know) LOL. They whipped the team of JoJoMN and Rudy3 to become our winners tonight. Looks like JoJo and Rudy will need to be consoled, huh? When asked how long they had been partners, they told us about 5 months now. Time sure flies when you're playing euchre. LOL. When asked about their nicknames, FourSuits says he chose his name because he's always 4-suited. Specialty admits she has a real talent...my specialty is to get euchred on a loner...not many can do this :) LOL.FourSuits tell us he's "from his Mom" and now lives in Iowa (thinking he's a wise-ass ... LOL) and Specialty is from Ohio. Did she say Ohio? Ohhhh ... the best people are from Ohio!!! Specialty is married with kids. She's a part-time cashier, wife, cook, nurse, doctor, maid, etc., etc., etc. WHEW .. I'm tired just typing that!!! FourSuits is married with a daughter who's 14 going on 21. Does that mean she's old enough to date? Watch out, Dad!! He's an auto parts salesman. FourSuits favorite web page is: www.cubs.com, while Specialty prefers OUR newsletter. You Go Girl!!! Specialty also likes to walk the track...and loves her p.c. When asked how they happened to win tonight, Specialty admits that her partner usually says "oh no" when she calls a loner. He used to say good luck ... but has since reworded his response. LOL. But Specialty tells us not to be afraid of being euchred ... and FourSuits advises us all to watch the Jerry Springer Show (who's also from Ohio). LOL. Specialty would like to thank her partner, FourSuits, for putting up with her loners. 

CONGRATS, YOU TWO ... HOPE TO SEE YOU ON FRIDAY!!


SPECIAL AWARDS

THE HAPPINESS IS AWARD goes to....
(deb03) IAM SO HAPPY, HAPPY, ITS FRIDAY NIGHT,EUCHRE NIGHT,WESTWOOD NIGHT
unfortunately she crashed soon thereafter, never to be seen again, thus ruining her chances for a third straight win :((((

EASIEST WAY TO GET INTO THE NEWSLETTER AWARD goes to....
(meis9) HI ALL AND WELCOME TO THE FUNNEST PLACE TO BE ON FRIDAY NIGHT...THE WWFREPT
please note...this will not work for everyone next week *grin*

THE HOW THE RUMOR GOT STARTED ABOUT JO'S BEING PREGNANT AWARD goes to....
(Dumplin68) MAYBE she said "IF you all don't stop whispering to me I am going to have a cow" and ya'll misunderstood.
(Dumplin68) For gosh sakes...she said a COW!
AND HOW IT ESCALATED.....
(Lynn10) who's having a cow?
(Dumplin68) Jo
(Lynn10) ouch
(MrEd2) more like a calf...
(Steven2u) That's better than HoJo.. especially if it's a girl
(jrxly) cow is child of woman
(Bo5) I'm gonna call Guiness
(BruceM1) I heard it was going to be twins
(gppLisag) jo if you have a cow that will hurt i hope you have a C-section
(Specialty) twin cows??
(Latisha) and name them TUCOWS?
(ewing2) just think of conception if she is having a cow .. EWWWW!!!!
(jrxly) you must be desperate to be having a cow.....
(gppPam) No, think EPIDURAL
(FartMann) who was on top?
(jrxly) and lots of stitches
(BigParrot) you get a cow when you cross Jo and WHAT???
(GKBurg) I"m trying to figure out if I'm being insulted here!!!!!!!!!
(GKBurg) or complimented *wg*
(Bo5) get drunk...go for a walk in the field at night...who knows
(FartMann) maybe they did it "cow" style lmao
(FartMann) whatever that is lmao
(BigParrot) lol.... lotsa mooooooooooing
(Specialty) u guys r badddd
(GKBurg) WEll, you TOO can know .. just buy our video .. ony $29.99 .. and we DO take checks ;);)
(KEV1NMc) what video?
(meis9) TRIPLE MOO VIDEOS LOL
(ewing2) are cows the same size as horses ??
(GKBurg) Donkeys ;)
(Bo5) utter nonsense
(Dumplin68) Hafta be careful...mad cow diesese.
(Dumplin68) wear protection
(FartMann) did you ask "where's the beef?"
(jrxly) cow condoms
(Dumplin68) Calf-skin condoms.
(MystOne) COWNDOMS????????
(InnJohn) they cant be cowndoms they'd be bulldoms :)
(Latisha) After stimulation, they are FULL OF BULL
(FartMann) she took the bull by the horns
(WKally) I'm starting to have concerns about this cow talk!
(MystOne) EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T CARE IF JO HAS A COW MAY WHISPER TO HER!!!!!!!!!

BRAT OF THE EVENING AWARD goes to....
(kadena2) HEY, AM I TOO LATE FOR THE TOURNEY???
(Sizz514) DID YOU SIGN UP KADENA?
(jrxly) kadena you are always too late
(BruceM1) Kadena, what time is the tourney anyway????? :-)
(kadena2) Sizz, didn't know you had to sign up
(kadena2) thought it was a come as you aren't tourney
(kadena2) JUST KIDDING SIZZ, I SIGNED UP
(Sizz514) BAD Kadena !!! LOL
(kadena2) hmm, thought I was late, wasn't aware of the time

THE BETTER NAME AWARD goes to....
(MystOne) ORGE JIM??????????????
(orgejim) YEP that's me. lol
(MystOne) WHERE'D THE OGRE GO?????????
(gppLisag) hiya ms whiz
(orgejim) kept calling me orge so just changed it. lol

PROFOUND THOUGHT AWARD goes to....
(Lynn10) if a tree falls in the forest.. does it make a sound? if lynn speaks in here.. is she heard? hehehe

THE EXCLAMATION POINT AWARD goes to....
(Ladyzee) LYNN !!!!!!!!!!!
(Ladyzee) DUMPLIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lynn10) LADY!!!!!!!
(Ladyzee) OGRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ladyzee) MYST !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dumplin68) Lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ladyzee) PARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ladyzee) JO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ASKING FOR IT AWARD goes to....
(BruceM1) everyone, quick whisper to Jo, she hasn't told us not to yet tonite 
THE ASKING NICELY FOR IT AWARD goes to....
(MystOne) JO?????? CAN WE JUST ALL WHISPER TO YOU JUST ONCE???????

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AWARDS go to...Sizz514, JoAnneP and Ptrish....gee none of you ladies look a year older!!!!!
(Sizz514) Do you have Jo's birthday present all bought and wrapped?
(GKBurg) It was free, and being *wrapped* is not a requirement *ewg*
(Sizz514) LOL .. I'm sure she'll love you as a gift ... but trust me, she wants a wrapped present !!!
(GKBurg) I"m sure she'd appreciate getting about a gazillion e-mails and icq's for her birthday .. but Bruce said that .. I didn't ;););)
(BruceM1) lol Greg, I'll take credit for that :-)
(Sizz514) too bad Pam isn't here recording this so we'd have it in writing :)
(Grumple) muwhahahahaha
(Ptrish) Let's all whisper Happy Birthday to her lol
(WKally) Wishing you a Happy Healthy Birthday Jo!!!
(Sizz514) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Specialty) Happy Birthday Jo
(deb03) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TO U JO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U
(Ptrish) HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIZZZZZZZZ!!!!
(GKBurg) BTW, Happy Birthday a day late {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
(BruceM1) happy bday OLDER sis :-)
(InnJohn) sheesh forgot to tell YA SIZ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(JoAnneP) HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you too, Sizz!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
(Specialty) Happy Birthday Sizz and Ptrish :)
(Sizz514) HAPPY BIRTHDAY PTRISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(GKBurg) Happy B'day to you too, Ptrish :-))))0
(BruceM1) Happy BDay Jo, Sizz, and Ptrish :-)
(WKally) Happy B'day to u2 Sizz, (anyone else???)
(Ptrish) Sizz and I sang to each other on the phone y'all should have been there :)
(Sizz514) LOL - yeah a real treat :D
(WKally) hi all and Happy B'day Greg and Ptrish!
(Sizz514) No, WKally ... it's Jo and Ptrish
(deb03) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U PTRISH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U
(orgejim) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU THREE. JO SIZZ AND PTRISH.
(MystOne) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...SIZZ, JO, PTRISH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(rhubber1) happy birhtday you three 8-)
(Steven2u) Happy Birthday all

THE FIRST EVER...LOSING WITHOUT EVER PLAYING AWARD GOES TO . . . Rhubber1 and Deb03!
RIGHT AS THE FIRST GAME STARTED . . .
(rhubber1) DEB IS GONE
(rhubber1) is deb coming back?
(Storm64) how long do we wait for deb?
(GKBurg) 10 minutes .. then start the game
(rhubber1) she was here a minute ago
(JoAnneP) Y'all will have to start without her . . . should we find another person???
(rhubber1) want me to try and get someone in lobby to be my pard?
(WKally) well pard looks like we found a whole new way to not lose!!!!
(JoAnneP) SURE RHUBBER . . . GIVE IT A TRY!!!
(Kaliki) Rhubber...you have 5 minutes to find one....on your mark....
(BruceM1) get set
(Kaliki) GOOOOOOOOOOO
(Sizz514) Butt out, Bruce :D
(rhubber1) nobody wants to play
(GKBurg) sorry, rhubber .. you can either go ahead and play with a bot .. or forfeit .. it's your choice
(rhubber1) i guess ill just leave
(Kaliki) RHUBBER....WE HAVE SOME VERY FINE BOTS HERE....A COUPLA PLAYERS HAVE HAD REAL GOOD LUCK
(JoAnneP) We're sorry Rhubber!!! :((((((((((((
(Kaliki) YOU COULD BE THE FIRST TO WIN WITH A BOT
(GKBurg) sorry about that, rhubber:((((((
(rhubber1) no problem GLA
(Storm64) sorry rhubber1
RIGHT BEFORE THE LAST GAME ENDED . . .
(deb03) OH MY GOD, I CANT BELIEVE IAM BACK
(JoAnneP) Deb??? Your pard opted not to play . . . it was that or play with a bot!!! Sorry!!! :((((
(Sizz514) what happened Deb?????????????????
(deb03) I HATE COMPUTERS
(JoAnneP) I know that feeling Deb!!! :((((
(deb03) WAS ON THE PHONE FOR LAST 45 MINUTES WITH AOL
(deb03) CUSSING AT THEM
(BigParrot) are those busy signals fun?
(deb03) IAM SO SAD
(Sizz514) so was your pard, Deb :D
(JoAnneP) I'm sorry Deb!!! :(((( They waited for more than ten minutes!!! :(((((
(deb03) can we start the tourney over
(deb03) i missed roll call
(BigParrot) lol deb..... sure can you wait a week? :)
(deb03) i guess i will have too. no other choice
(Kaliki) we tried to get your partner to play with a bot till you got back deb...told him of the good luck people had been having with bots....
 

THE WEIRDEST TABLE EVER SEEN (OR NOT SEEN) GOES TO . . . Antgman ;))
How it all started . . .
(antgman) where the fukawee?
****antgman has been kicked from the channel****
(JoAnneP) Oops!!! LOL!!!
(BigParrot) oops !!!
(GKBurg) uh oh
(kadena2) He is the host
(Kaliki) TRUMPY TRUMPY TRUMPY.....ROFL
(butchc) bye ant
(kadena2) guess he have a small delay
(WKally) opps there goes antgman
(BigParrot) trumpy is splitting hairs now !!
(billherm) That was worth watching :)
(gppPam) he recognizes malicious intent
(BigParrot) wonder if trumpy will start kicking just for thinking cuss words !!!
What happened next . . .
(JoAnneP) Antgman is REALLY not here at all!!!
(butchc) so kick him, lol :)
(gppPam) I joined the table tho lol and talked in it
(Sizz514) and did he answer you? LOL
(JoAnneP) I have no kicking powers, Butch!!! It's an empty @!!! LOL!!!
(gppPam) no, but someone else was in there and talking too
(gppPam) well, ant's name isn't in here...in the lobby so there's nothing to kick
(kadena2) I joined ant's table and it is welnochit's
(kadena2) and there are people there.....
(gppPam) yep lol
(gppPam) funky isn't it?
(Sizz514) yeah - me, too, Kadena :D
(Kaliki) perfect....GPP is broken
(JoAnneP) That's him too!!!! LOL!!!
(kadena2) ya'll try this so I know it isn't the drugs I am taking
 

THE FASTEST GAME OF THE NIGHT GOES TO . . .
(InnJohn) ATHENA1/GOFLETCH 11 VS FOLY2/INNJOHN 2
(Athena1) that went so fast
(Athena1) we just started and then we were done
(GOFLETCH) yep
(JoAnneP) That was toooooooooooooo fast!!! LOL!!!
(GOFLETCH) lucky draws
(Athena1) 2 loners
(JoAnneP) Y'all will have to wait for a little bit!!! ;))))
(Athena1) ok back to yatzee lol
(WKally) They are done and we haven't started, hey maybe well create a new catagory?
(Athena1) pard want to play with bots until our next game
(JoAnneP) Y'all could play the best two outta three!!! LOL!!!

THE COVETED FIRST OUT AWARD GOES TO LYNN10 and ORGEJIM . . .
After their first game . . .
(Lynn10) <<<< (LdyBlue) LDYBLUE AND GEORGE 98 11 AND LYNN AND ORGEJIM 1
(JoAnneP) Uh oh!!! *Passing box of tissues to Lynner!!*
(Lynn10) ty
(Lynn10) thx JO... another box please LOL
After their second game . . .
(InnJohn) FOLY2/INNJOHN 10 vs LYNN10/OGREJIM 5
(Lynn10) gooood night all.... taking my box of kleenex with me LOL
(Sizz514) awwwwwwwwww Lynn
(GKBurg) lol .. niters, Lynn :-)) ANd Happy Birthday, once again :-)))))))
(JoAnneP) SORRY LYNNER and ORGY!!! The good news is y'all are FIRST OUT TONIGHT!!! ;))))))))))))
(Lynn10) are we first ones out?? want to win something LOL
(Lynn10) YIPPPPPPEEEEEE
(Lynn10) lol.. doesn't take much to excite me huh?? lol
(orgejim) ALRIGHT. WTGP LOL
(Kaliki) CONGRATS LYNN AND ORGEJIM!!
(Kaliki) and happy birthday Lynn!!!!!!
(JoAnneP) AGAIN!!! LOL!!!
(Foly2) BONNE FETE LYNN
(Lynn10) lol thx kal... how long you guys going to make me remember that birthday???? LOL
(orgejim) she sure knows how to milk it doesn't she? lol
(GKBurg) When is the next one???
(JoAnneP) Forever??? Hehehehehehehehe!!! ;))))
(Lynn10) rofl.. JIM>>>> shuuuddduuuppp
(Kaliki) until we stop laughing about it....lol
 

THE LOWEST SCORING GAME AWARD GOES TO . . .
(FourSuits) FOURSUITS&SPECIALTY 1 BOOTSTER&CAGIE 1
(Specialty) booster and cagie 10
(JoAnneP) One to one??? LOL!!
(BruceM1) wow, 1-1 great game
(JoAnneP) Y'all aren't done yet!!! LOL!!!
(FourSuits) WE WISH LOL

THE LONGEST "BLONDE MOMENT" GOES TO . . .
(Ladyzee) LADYZEE & MYSTONE 11
(Sizz514) and what did the other team have, LadyZee?
(Ladyzee) LOL
(Ladyzee) FORGOT THE NAMES LOL
(FartMann) we had 9
(Ladyzee) THEY HAD 9
(ttiny) lol
(ttiny) gesssshhhhh
(Ladyzee) HAVING A *BLONDE MOMENT *
(ttiny) i guess
(Ladyzee) SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TINY :)))))
(FartMann) those blonde moments can last years ladyzee
(Ladyzee) AWWWWWW GIVE ME A BREAK F MAN LOLOL
(ttiny) he's right lady!!! lol

THE SNEAKIEST WAY TO ADVERTISE A NEW TOURNEY GOES TO . . .
(Kaliki) WAIT...ITS FUN EUCHRE.....FUN SPADES IS COMING SOON....TO A SPECIAL EVENTS ROOM NEAR YOU....ROFL
(BigParrot) we are franchising !!!
 

THE AWARD FOR THE UNHUGGINGEST PERSON ON WESTWOOD GOES TO . . .
(gppPam) Fantastic game we just played! And we lost and I can say that
(Kaliki) great try there GPP's....better luck next week...but we have noticed you are sticking around longer and longer....
(deb03) I STAYED OUT OF IT SO U COULD WIN LISA AND PAM
(gppPam) ummm.....where's the hug?
(Sizz514) HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(gppPam) awww....how sweet of you Deb hehehe
(gppLisag) pam you notice we never get the hugs
(Kaliki) BUT PAM *HATES* CYBER-HUGS.....LOL
(gppPam) at least they didn't snicker at us this time
(gppLisag) this is true
(Kaliki) OK PAM...IF WE HUG YOU...YOU HAVE TO HUG BACK.....
(JoAnneP) ROFL!!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Lisa & Pammy}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} *SNICKER!!*
(JoAnneP) How's that??? ;)))))
(gppPam) NO NO NO...ok, nevermind Kaliki lol
(Kaliki) {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{pam and lisa}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
(Kaliki) too late...i want my hug.....
(gppPam) I've only done one of those huggy things one time...and that's because I lost a bet lol
(Kaliki) oh sure...go looking for hugs...and then play hard to get....rofl
(JoAnneP) Well, anyone who would rather be called a twit than gorgeous . . . must need her head examined!!! LOL!!!
(JoAnneP) Thanks for playing Lisa and . . . the TWIT!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} *Snicker!!*
(Sizz514) Jo - be careful ... Pam has kicking power :)
(JoAnneP) Did I cover ALL bases that time??? ;'))))))
(gppPam) yeah, but she has a few of my passwords
(JoAnneP) ROFL!!! And don't you forget it, Pammy!!! ;oppppppppppppppp
SEE PAM??? AT LEAST SOMEONE WANTS OUR HUGS . . .
(JojoMN) does someone have a hug for me...
(Sizz514) HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Jojo
(JojoMN) thanks
(JoAnneP) {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{JO}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
(Kaliki) {{{{{{{{{JoJo}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


OVERHEARD IN THE LOBBY

(gppLisag) deb there is a new rule lol you can not win 3 weeks in a row lol you have to let pam and i win this time
(BruceM1) Pam win?????? :-)
(Grumple) I saw that Bruce
(Grumple) I mean she saw that

(Dumplin68) if bruce is going to behave...can I take his place as the misbehaver?
(orgejim) No that's my job. Oh I do that all the time anyway. lol
(BruceM1) Bruce and behave just don't go together... Just ask anyone who knows me :-)
(Sizz514) Dumplin, Bruce NEVER behaves :)
(Latisha) I am Miss Bee have ya...lol

(Latisha) IT IS THE GREAT
(Latisha) THE ALMIGHTY
(Latisha) THE ALL KNOWING
(Latisha) ALL POWERFUL
(Latisha) WHIZ OF WW
(antgman) speaking of whiz,I'll brb........lol

(gppWHIZ) my wife is glued to the tv waiting for some day times awards
(Latisha) What IS that?
(BruceM1) TV?? it's that monitor without the CPU or keyboard :-)
(jrxly) not the soaps for dopes awards
(Dumplin68) oh no..I am going to miss the lifetime tribute to Oprah?

(deb03) Who was supposed to bring the snacks tonight
(JoAnneP) You were Deb!!! ;)))))
(Ptrish) Bruce was supposed to Deb :)
(Dumplin68) I was going to deb..but all I had was ketsup and crackers.
(BruceM1) at the 7-11?? :-)
(meis9) SNACKS ARE AT BIGFOOT WHIZ
(BruceM1) blame my wife, she took the cookies to work today :-)
(deb03) 7-11 they were robbed no snacks left bruce
(MystOne) YOU LOST YOUR COOKIES???????
(BruceM1) I tried to hide them, but she found them :-(
(gppWHIZ) i can't go back to my 7-11
(deb03) why is that whiz
(meis9) WERE YA TELLIN JOKES THERE WHIZ???
(gppWHIZ) i bought 2 coffee's and left em on the counter
(gppWHIZ) didn't realize till i was back home

(Sizz514) How old are you, Lynn????????
(orgejim) she's 11 now. lol
(orgejim) has to change her name to LYNN11
(Lynn10) i got a headache and pms... now what were you saying about me being old???? grrrrrrrr
(Latisha) Motto for PMS: I have PMS and I am NOT afraid to use it...lol
(antgman) well fire it up tis
(Latisha) I am WOMAN watch me score...lol
(Lynn10) i am woman.. just watch out!!

(Lynn10) what time does the tourney start?
(LdyBlue) 1000 est
(LdyBlue) 900 est
(Sizz514) 9:30 :)
(KEV1NMc) EDT not EST
(Bo5) is that 9:15 my time?
(butchc) my timepiece shows 9 EST, 8 CST, 7 MST, 6 PST, is it gametime :):)
(WKally) butch leave your watch on the counter on Friday Nites!!!

(Bo5) where's the usher....I can't find my chair?
(Sizz514) then sit on someone's lap, Bo
(meis9) HERE YA GO BO HERES A SEAT

(KEV1NMc) Who's gonna win tonight?
(deb03) ME
(Specialty) me
(QuietLady) Steven and I
(rhubber1) Me
(KEV1NMc) who CARES

(deb03) nakedness is the key to winning
(Latisha) Da da da dum.....
(Latisha) Da da da dum.....
(Latisha) Da da da dum.....
(Latisha) Ba boom....cha cha
(Lynn10) is that the secret.... i'm stripping now.. LOL
(Lynn10) <<<< strips down to her industrial strength support hose ... roflmao
(Dumplin68) ** EXTREME VISUAL**....bunch o nakie people sitting around playing euchre
(MrEd2) ya know.... I enter the room and here is ***EXTREME VISUAL*** LOL
(MrEd2) that is ONE EXTREME VISUAL!!

(BruceM1) question of the nite: How many @s does it take to control this crowd???
(meis9) ALL OF THEM LOL
(meis9) AND THEN SOME
(BruceM1) Answer: they haven't found enough yet :-)
(kadena2) How much crowd does it take to control the GPPs???
(JoAnneP) More than is in all of Westwood for sure!!! LOL!!!
(gppPam) Depends on if you're referring to the spades or euchre crowd

(Lynn10) {{{{{{{{{{{group hug}}}}}}}}}} ok somebody get their hand off my butt now!!!!

(D0C5) NO Tourney tonight, just big B-Day Party
(Dumplin68) big NAKIE B-Day party

(gppPam) BTW, I will hold a bidding war between Greg and Jo. I have in my hot little hands a log file from earlier..how much is it worth to Greg for me to edit it first? How much is it worth to Jo to see it UNedited?
(GKBurg) I"ll start that bid at $25!!!!!!!!!!!

(JoAnneP) EGADS!!! We'd better start soon . . . they are losing it!!! LOL!!!
(WKally) speak for the others JO, I never had it!!!!

(MystOne) ATTENTION: TOURNEY HAS BEEN CANCELLED CAUSE WE'RE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!
(WKally) Great to hear Myst then I can enjoy u all without defeat!

(JoAnneP) PLEASE DON'T WHISPER TO US . . . WE'RE TRYING TO DO TOO MANY THINGS AT ONCE AS IT IS!!! LOL!! JUST SAY WHATEVER YOU WANNA SAY TO THE ROOM, K?? THEN WE WON'T LOOK LIKE TOTAL IDIOTS WHEN WE ANSWER YOU!! LOL!! THANKS!! ;)))) That means YOU Bruce!!! LOL!!!
(Latisha) Geez..now we have to think of another way to make them look like total idiots...lol
(Lynn10) i love it when they explain why they look like total idiots... i never could explain that LOL
(kadena2) I need a Hallmark moment, yesterday, at work, I said I felt like an idiot and a colleague said, "well, you are..."
butchc) didn't say you were a complete idiot tho kadena?

(Bo5) I played a tourney here once.....was years ago....was that the last one?

(FartMann) are what you eat
(kadena2) OH GEEZ FMAN
(kadena2) (Can't not bring myself to say the name!)
(Latisha) And we ALL know that HE is not eating anything GOOD....lollol
(gppWHIZ) i almost ate my cigarette after trying to smoke my chip

(JoAnneP) TTiny and F-man . . . y'all are just waiting on the next consolationers!! ;)))
(ttiny) ok
(FartMann) is that what we are called now?
(ttiny) lol
(FartMann) sounds better than it really is lol
(JoAnneP) LOL, F-man!! What would you LIKE to be called??? ;opppppppppppp
(JoAnneP) I kinda like Consolationer myself . . . it sounds really NICE!!! ;))))
(kadena2) and original ; )
(kadena2) better than LOSER
(gppWHIZ) no one is a loser if they come to play for fun...
(kadena2) aw, whiz, u r too sweet
(JoAnneP) That is true Whiz . . . ;))))
(Sizz514) right - FUN IS THE NAME OF THIS TOURNAMENT :)
(gppWHIZ) notice i said this after losing
(gppPam) I'm a loser and proud of it! Please, it's the only title I can claim here
(Sizz514) ... IT'S IN THE RULES !!!

(Sizz514) (cutting the birthday cake and passing pieces out to everyone)
(Kaliki) hmmmmmm....what kind?
(Sizz514) (letting fire department employees go home)
(JoAnneP) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! ;))))
(Sizz514) 1/2 yellow and 1/2 chocolate
(JojoMN) I want yellow cake
(Sizz514) (passing out birthday cake to everyone)
(Specialty) oooo I love the icing...thanku
(Sizz514) you're welcome ... want a rose, too?
(Specialty) yessss
(Sizz514) (giving Specialty a rose)
(Specialty) wow...that will make me lucky now..thx
(JoAnneP) HEY!! I want a PINK rose!!! ;))))
(Sizz514) (passing Jo a PINK rose)
(Sizz514) anyone else want a piece of birthday cake?
(GKBurg) I wanna piece ;)
(Sizz514) of cake??????? ;)
(GKBurg) cake .. that is ;)
(Sizz514) Yellow or Chocolate?
(GKBurg) I like Black Forest ;opp
(Sizz514) (passing Greg a piece of chocolate cake)
(Sizz514) Black Forest cake was not an option :)
(Specialty) gimme all your icing everyone
(GKBurg) black forest cake is ALWAYS an option ;op
(Sizz514) you'll be sick, Specialty ... eat your own and be happy :)
(GKBurg) you'll have to fight for my icing!!!
(Specialty) i will after this game GK
(BruceM1) yea, can I tell how old Sizz is???? :-)
(BruceM1) cuz, she is "OLDER" than me :-)
(Ptrish) they are both older than me
(Steven2u) get out the multiple spanking machine
(Sizz514) just a tad, Bruce :)
(Specialty) pard was on a brb..he said i can have his icing
(JoAnneP) SURE he did Specialty!!! ;))))
(Specialty) he did
(Sizz514) I'll have to hear that from him, Specialty :)
(JoAnneP) Neener, neener Specialty!!! ;opppppppppp

(ewing2) Did I say anything that was good enuough to make the newsletter ??
(Dumplin68) you were my pard ewing..that should have made the newsletter :)

(JoAnneP) Okay you GPP's . . . y'all are waiting on the game at JoJoMN's Table!!! ;))))
(gppPam) make us sound like some sort of cult : )
(JoAnneP) Y'all are, aren't you??? ;))))
(Baddly) that sounds familiar
(gppPam) Westford Wives?
(GKBurg) I LOVED that movie :-))))))))))))
(GKBurg) It depicted what EVERY household should be like :-)))))

(JoAnneP) Who is Grumple??? Sounds like one of the seven dwarves!!! ;))))
(gppPam) Hey....Grumple is logging this room for you Missy!
(Sizz514) that's Grumpie, Jo :)
(Sizz514) get your dwarves straight, would ya? :)
(gppWHIZ) thats a WW spy
(katy321) short for Grumplestilskin?
(JoAnneP) Oops . . . sorry!!! ;oppppppppppp
(Sizz514) yeah - that's it, Katy :)
(katy321) Rumples bro :)
(GKBurg) she spins straw from gold ;)
(JoAnneP) She spins something alright!!! ;oppppppppppp
(katy321) yeah like me LOL

(gppPam) I wish my kids would get to bed so I can get the candy out
(Sizz514) you don't like sharing, pam? LOL
(gppPam) nope, not the good stuff
(gppPam) they can have the Nerds and that stuff

(Sizz514) the Russians use rubbers?
(BigParrot) i thought they used rubberovs?
(deb03) white walls
(Sizz514) big boys in Russia!!!

(gppPam) I think I'm ready for more abuse..going to go check the spades lobby
(katy321) butch?
(gppPam) no, I'm straight...married with kids
(gppPam) geez Pam...that was bad. Leave already

(BigParrot) care for some seeds DEb?
(deb03) What flavor
(BigParrot) sunflower :))
(deb03) why yes, that is my favorite
(BigParrot) lol.... i like the preshelled ones.. :)
(deb03) those are the best
(deb03) just eat and eat, till your heart is content
(BigParrot) less work.. more seeds :))
(Sizz514) is that called ... lazy?
(BigParrot) yes it is ... i love machines :))
(deb03) what kind of machines to u like BB, washing
(deb03) do u
(BigParrot) 'puters, cars, airplanes :))
(Sizz514) can we put him in a washing machine and find out?????????
(BigParrot) dont need washing... feathers are self cleaning :))
(BigParrot) SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
(deb03) That would ruffle his feathers
(BigParrot) i like showers much better than baths..
(Sizz514) that's OK - I like ruffled better than plain :)
(BigParrot) but the washer is much better than the dryer !!

(gppPam) Hey Whiz...let's go play a game of euchre
(Sizz514) you want more torture, Pam????????
(gppPam) come on....I'm HOT tonight
(gppWHIZ) ok brt
(gppWHIZ) wait did they pay u
(gppWHIZ) lol
(gppPam) sheesh
(JoAnneP) We should have paid her . . . that's a GREAT idea!!!! ROFL!!! ;))))


THANK YOU

We want to thank everyone who played last week!! We had a GREAT time and hope you all did too!! A special thanks to all the people who signed up EARLY!! If y'all wanna play this week (and we do hope you will), please sign up soon! You could even do it now by following the link at the bottom of the page!! Take care everyone and may the Euchre Goddesses and Gods smile down upon you!!


TOP TEN LIST OF THE WEEK....

What does the word EUCHRE really mean?

10. not to us PLEASE (Athena1)

9. GAME OF FUN (MystOne)

Tied for the #8 spot:
8. covering your pards butt LOL (Lorna37)
8. Well... taken apart.. it's sure not U CHEER! (quietlady)

And tied for #7:
7. noun: 1841 : game which 4 players are dealt five cards, the player
making trump must take 3 cards (ewing2)
7. screwed (cagie)
7. what the opps usually do to me and my partner *giggle* (Dumplin68)

And the 6th spot was also a tie:
6. EUCHRE=The last name of a famous sportscaster and former player for the
St. Louis Cardinals.... (Latisha)
6. VERY NICE if we do it to our opponents (gofletch)

5. euchre means never having to say your sorry ... till ya call a loner
with nothing (gppWHIZ)

4. eucher means to take down a peg or two some fool that thought he could
play like you....... (jrxly)

3. USUALLY MEANS I GOOFED UP AND SHOULDN'T OF CALLED. (ORGEJIM)

2. Even U Can Have Recreational Enjoyment, - or - Even Underestimated
Cards Have Random Effectivness! (WKally)

And the #1 answer to this week's question, What does the word EUCHRE really
mean?

1. *E*ven *U*nlucky *C*ardplayers *H*ave *R*evenge *E*ventually
(steven2u)

This week's Top Ten Question is . . . What's your favorite way to liven up the euchre lobby?


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