The Weekly Newsletter
June 5, 1998
Kambi and Baddly Kwiet Komrads Kwickly
 
The fun began at 9:00 PM EST (or thereabouts - LOL), when 22 teams began the race for the coveted title of "Friday Night Euchre Winners." But only one team prevailed - Baddly and Kambi. The trounced on our lovely GPP ladies - Pam & Lisa. (Next week ladies!) Baddly and Kambi have been playing euchre together for about a year now. Kambi chose her name because Bambi was a bit too common for her and Baddly tells us she's anything but common! Baddly chose his because some people he had played with had told him he played "badly" LOL and after 20 tries for other names, he settled for one that might fit. Smart-ass Jo asked the question, "Kambi does Kalifornia?" ;)))) Bad Jo, Bad Jo!!!! Baddly was born in Kentucky and now lives in Michigan. He's not married (single and hiding, but wouldn't mention from whom). He has two children (one boy/one girl) who are both grown. Some of our lovely ladies seem to be a tad upset when they found out our Baddly was 45 instead of the 19 he had told them. LOL. Kambi tells us he had told her he was 20 and Baddly told her that he wanted to seem older. ConnieB said, "shoot!! he told me he was 30 something." I think Baddly was being quite bad, don't you? Kambi is 39 and was born in Nebraska and now lives in Oklahoma. She's also not married (and said that emphatically). She has three children (one boy/two girls). Baddly tells us he tries to teach English to his college-age students, while Kambi works as a receptionist in a doctor's office. When Kambi is not working or playing euchre, she loves to dance. She tells us she loves all kinds of dancing, though she's not very good at it. When asked what her favorite is, she said, "I have no favorite - since I can't do it - it doesn't matter, lol." She then admitted she loves to twist and shout with the best of them. Baddly likes to go to concerts and play - especially Shakespearean. Baddly tells us is partner is a "Terrific Euchre Player" and Kambi readily admitted that "MY PARD IS TOO!!!!!!!!" Good thing they get along so well, huh? LOL Kambi has been playing euchre about 9 years while Baddly has only been playing about two years. When asked how they happened to win tonight, Baddly tells us, "Pard Played great and I got lucky." And Kambi admits, "LUCK and a GREAT pard!" Baddly tells us to always play the big cards first. Kambi tells us that Baddly taught her ALL she knows. When asked to explain if he actually taught her ALL? or all of euchre? Baddly just while Kambi him-hawed around and said, "lol ... hmmmm ... can I think on that one?" Their final words of wisdom to all euchre players is that life is too short - BE HAPPY! CONGRATULATIONS BADDLY & KAMBI - YOU DID GREAT!!
 
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Foly2
The Consolation Tourney Winners were Scr0ll and Foly2 who slamdunked their opponents (CJCaper and fortybaby). One thing I want to mention is that Foly2 doesn't speak very much English ... Scr0ll had to interpret some of her answers for us, but as things moved along, she seemed to get into the interview and answered most of her own questions. She was a pleasure to converse with. :) Scr0ll and Foly2 has been playing euchre together for about a year now. Foly2's daughter chose her name since it means fun in French (or it means madness - we're not sure which - LOL). Scr0ll tells us he got his name off of the keyboard when a site shut him down on all the other names he chose. Some other names Foly2 uses are Lucille and Gallia (at other sites), while Scr0ll uses Scroll2 and scr0ll and skroll (don't think anyone would put that together do you???). Foly2 is from Quebec City in Canada (thus the French) and Scr0ll is from Detroit, Michigan. Foly2 is married with two children (Steeve/30 and Manon/23) and is 50 years young. She works at a technical organisation school. Scr0ll is married with one daughter (Marylee/28) and is45 years young. He is an Automated Systems Technician. They have their own Euchre Club that they'd like you to visit (and possibly join). That website is: www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arena/5499. Foly2 likes to play golf and go to concerts and summer theatre when she's not playing euchre or working. When asked what her handicap was, Scr0ll said, "English." Bad, Bad Scr0ll!" Scr0ll likes to travel, work on his computer, and he goes to auctions and buys cars and then sells them. Scr0ll tells us, "Foly is fantastic and she's MY pard and a great ....super friend!" I still see Foly smiling. Foly2 has been playing euchre about 39 years, though only one year online. Scr0ll has been playing about 30 years. When asked how they happened to win, Scroll told us, "ICQ." ooooops, should he have mentioned that? LOL. Nawwww, not really ... they just played hard and Foly tells us that the games were very good and tough ones tonight! When asked if they'd like to brag about their win, Scroll said, "I don't brag ... LOL ... don't need to brag......I'm too good for that." LOL. When asked if there was anything else they'd like to see in print, Scr0ll said, "the next winning lottery numbers." Such a funny guy!! CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO - YOU DID GREAT!

SPECIAL AWARDS

THE ABILITY TO RECONIZE GRANDNESS AWARD goes to....
(waltmen) kaliki are you the grand poobah...im not even signed up hehe

AIN'T IT THE TRUTH AWARD goes to....
(EUCHem) it's 10 minutes early... the crowd of those not signed up will arrive shortly

THE KETTLE CALLING *ITSELF* BLACK AWARD goes to....
(EuchrBrat) i'm a bonifide brat

CONGRATULATIONS AWARD goes to....
(CalamityS) Hey Jo ....... had 9 lb 4 oz boy grandchild and 35 pound philly horse born :D

ENQUIRING (AND REALLY BORED) MINDS WANT TO KNOW AWARD goes to....
(EUCHem) if I secret message trumpy... does he answer?

QUESTION OF THE WEEK AWARD goes to....
(TableTalk) what is planned entertainment tonight k?

TYPO OF THE WEEK AWARD goes to....
(Scr0ll) spank you very much
(Scr0ll) your weltum

THE EARLY BIRD AWARD goes to . . . MystOne ;)
(Kaliki) MYST...YOU JUST LURKING TONIGHT? :)))
(MystOne) HEY........
(MystOne) Waiting for next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kaliki) AHHHH...HAVE TO LOVE THE EARLY ARRIVAL 
(Sizz514) why? what's next week? and you're awfully early for it :D
(MystOne) CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE ANSWERS.......FOR KALIKI QUESTION
(Sizz514) ME EITHER !!!!!!!!
(Kaliki) I CAN WAIT.....LONG TIME....ROFL

THE COVETED *FIRST OUT* AWARD goes to . . . JENN & BUDDFOXX ;)
(Kaliki) GOOD TRY JENN AND BUDD....YOU WIN THE COVETED....FIRST OUT OF THE TOURNEY AWARD....CONGRATS!!!!!
(BuddFoxx1) if you noticed I behaved myself
(Kaliki) yes, Budd....you were very very good :)
(BuddFoxx1) :-)
(Sizz514) well let's not get carried away, Kaliki :)
(Kaliki) trust me, Sizz....that was very very good for budd :)

THE *FIRST EVER* AWARD FOR TYPO-ING THE WORD TYPO goes to . . .
(GKBurg) Now THERE was a type.. HAD to be ;)
(GKBurg) lol .. typo ;op
(Kaliki) first time i have every seen someone mis-type typo....


OVERHEARD IN THE LOBBY

(gppPam) !op Kaliki
(gppPam) !op GKBurg
(gppPam) !op Sizz514
(gppPam) !muzzle JoAnneP

(JoAnneP) Nah, don't hush . . . ;))))) If everyone hushed . . . we'd have no newsletter!! ;)))

(kadena1) ME A BRAT????? I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED THAT B4........
(JoAnneP) SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE you haven't, Kad!!! ;opppppppppppppp
(CalamityS) I bet you have been called everything else though Kadena!!
(kadena1) been told that I could get a cloistered nun to call me names.............

(EuchrBrat) no pard seems they have to indulge in cow talk b4 each tourney
(Tis1) hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....cow talk?...lol
(EuchrBrat) ritual
(IMACOW1) I WANT TO ASK A FAVOR OF EVERYONE, OK?????????
(IMACOW1) I ESCAPED FROM THE ORPHANAGE THAT 'YOU KNOW WHO' PUT ME IN.
(IMACOW1) AND I HEARD THAT SOMEONE AFFILIATED WITH THE ORPHANAGE IS LOOKING FOR ME......A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR OR SOMEONE.
(IMACOW1) SO PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE I'VE BEEN HERE, OK??
(EuchrBrat) someone kick the cow joke is too old
(EuchrBrat) VOTE NOW I SAY KICK THE COW !!!
(Tis1) KICK
(waltmen) poor heffer

(Tis1) I think the tourney needs a flirt......
(Sizz514) we have MANY in here, Tis :)
(Tis1) Of course I don't know of any.....lollol
(Sizz514) LOL - you're #1
(kadena1) HEY TIS, U R HERE, THEY NOW HAVE ENUFF FLIRTS!
(Lynn10) rofl... oh you wanna narrow it down to ONE FLIRT???
(antgman) now to pick someone

(CalamityS) What Did I miss, What did I miss, just got back :D
(kadena1) CALAMITY, u missed the lime
(CalamityS) Oh Shoot, my favorite part
(Lynn10) calamity.. you didn't miss a thing.. nobody said a word while you were away

(antgman) is this starting on time?
(kadena1) ant, what exactly is time?????

(CalamityS) Welp we beat our record!!
(CalamityS) See Bill and I have lost none of our touch from not playing for a few weeks!!
(billherm) if anything, we've fine honed our talents :)
(Sizz514) must mean you lost, huh, Sue?
(CalamityS) Well I don't exactly look at it as losing ............
(billherm) no, we didn't lose... we LOST
(CalamityS) We were just practicing our euchre skills :X
(CalamityS) And we got euchred very well :D

(SmknHrb) so..what do you do for work?
(Kaliki) who ya talking to SmknHrb? :)
(SmknHrb) athena...sorry..supposed to be private...lol
(Kaliki) hehehe....nothing is private here 
(Kaliki) in fact....you just might see it on the web.....rofl
(SmknHrb) really I was talking to myself
(Athena1) lol i will not tell anyone
(Kaliki) be sure to check out the newsletter 
(Sizz514) talking to yourself will REALLY be on the web :D
(Athena1) he was just saying how nice everyone is here
(Athena1) and how he loves ww
(Athena1) and especially all the ops
(Sizz514) uh huh - sure he was
(Kaliki) shovels anyone??
(Storm64) smkn..do you talk to yourself alot?
(SmknHrb) yes storm
(SmknHrb) what newsletter kaliki?
(Sizz514) You mean you don't read OUR newsletter (gasping for air) (hand over heart)
(Kaliki) at the euchre website
(Athena1) the newsletter is very very funny
(Storm64) I don't read it either
(Athena1) u learn everything about everybody

(Kaliki) Guess what!! Theres a NEW spades tourney on the block :)))....its for FUN and its every Saturday night at 6pm pacific starting June 6th ....Each week we will play a different variation of spades and each week is a stand alone tourney. Check out our web site at: www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Stadium/1946/index.html
(antgman) thought we were euchre tounry?
(Athena1) spades is when the jack of spades stays a spade and does not become a club sometimes
(MystOne) Spades is where we found you, Lynn!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lynn10) rofl.. that's true myst.. you led me to euchre and corrupted me.. LOL
(CalamityS) Spades is a game that is totally forgeign to Jo, she thinks it is Gin Rummy :XX
(kadena1) CALAMITY, sometimes Old Maid is a stretch for Jo
(kadena1) WOW< I DIDN"T KNOW ABOUT THE SPADES TOURNEY!!!! CAN U REPEAT THAT PLEASE??????
(gppLisag) Guess what!! Theres a NEW spades tourney on the block :)))....its for FUN and its every Saturday night at 6pm pacific starting June 6th ....Each week we will play a different variation of spades and each week is a stand alone tourney. Check out our web site at: http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/Stadium/1946/index.html

(MystOne) frisk??
(MystOne) You can frisk me!!!!!!!
(Sizz514) who's Lisa frisking?(MystOne) I'M EASY!!!!!!!

(SmknHrb) somebody kick her....lol
(Sizz514) poor Lisa
(gppPam) she's probably rebooting anyway but......
(gppPam) !kick gppLisag
(Sizz514) I bet you enjoyed that, pam :D

(Sizz514) How's the cow, Jo???????????
(JoAnneP) ROFL!!! I think Kaliki's gonna have one this week!!! ;))))
(Kaliki) GOT A LOVELY BABY PRESENT FOR YOU....A NICE BABY PINK HALTER....
(JoAnneP) I'll have to get one for you too, Kaliki!!! ;oppppppppppp

(billherm) thanks, Jo and Kikkapoo... it was fun in a butt plug kind of way :) (waiting for the kick now)

(Lynn10) night all ... have fun!!!
(orgejim) UMM TYPICAL QUICK NIGHT PARD. LOL
(orgejim) NITE ALL. :)
(Sizz514) quickies can be fun :)
(Lynn10) lol.. wrong kind, sizz lol
(Sizz514) Nooooooooooooooo
(Storm64) jim, you didn't give the score
(orgejim) REALLY. LOL
(Lynn10) jim?? scores?
(orgejim) OHHH SORRY
(Sizz514) yeah - Jim - the score
(Lynn10) he's trying to forget lol
(MystOne) The score Jim, the score!!!!!!!!!!!!
(orgejim) STORM64/BEAR 10 ORGYJIM/LYNN10 4
(shiiloh) Im whispering our scores Kaliki!!!
(Lynn10) bye allllllll
(Sizz514) No wonder he didn't wanna give the score :)
(orgejim) I THINK. LOL
(Lynn10) sizz... shuddduuupppp LOL
(Sizz514) Night you 2 - see you next week
(Storm64) actually, you had 3
(orgejim) THEY WON IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH? LOL
(shiiloh) SHIILOH/ANTGMAN 0 CJ/FORTYBABY 11
(Lynn10) now i don't feel so bad..hehehe.. sorry

(Kaliki) nothing I like better than a nice quiet room.....so little chatlog to read later....lol
(gppPam) don't tempt me Kaliki
(Kaliki) of course...first I assume I must have crashed....this room is always wizzing....
(Sizz514) Kaliki - that's cause Jo & Greg are in a game - it's quieter that way
(Kaliki) ahhhhhh...that explains it...rofl
(Sizz514) and then Bruce isn't here - so that also makes it quieter :)
(Kaliki) Bruce isnt here????? 
(JoAnneP) I SAW THAT, SIZZ!!!! LOL!!!
(Sizz514) oops ;)

(waltmen) malcolm/dawn 11 xanthia/pard 8
(JoAnneP) I am worried about Walt . . . I think he's obsessed with Malcolm!!! ;))))
(Sizz514) does that mean he's gay?
(JoAnneP) Nope, electronic I think!!! LOL!!!

(Storm64) yea...that will work:)...keep drinking...I understand the drunkier you are the better your eyesight get:)

(waltmen) i hate joining a table
(Sizz514) oh be a joiner Walt !!!
(waltmen) oops excuse me...i mean when they be moving all around on ya
(Sizz514) yeah - I know that feeling - I often end up at the wrong table :D
(Kaliki) think of it as an opportunity to meet new people....lol
(Sizz514) But Kaliki - you know how shy I am :)
(Kaliki) roflmao!!!!! sure Sizz....I know that about you......
(gppPam) Me too Sizz...painfully so
(Kaliki) wonder which of you 2 is the shy-est.....
(Sizz514) you're shy, Pam? awwww :)
(gppPam) I'm too shy to even guess
(Sizz514) should we two be the Shy-Gals :)
(Sizz514) we could do recordings and stuff !!!
(Sizz514) we know you sing, Pam
(Kaliki) that like the spice girls???
(Sizz514) HECK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Kaliki) only with morals? ;)
(Sizz514) they keep losing their spices :D
(Kaliki) well they do say, spices only have a one year shelf life....
(Sizz514) LOL - oh really? guess mine have been dead a very LONG time
(Kaliki) mine too...just add more to the stew....
(Sizz514) or chili
(Kaliki) right...works like a thickener when you use that much

(EuchrBrat) i'm not leaving
(EuchrBrat) i refuse to leave
(EuchrBrat) so there

(Sizz514) Oh ... you know who's missing tonight???????????
(Sizz514) where's ConnieB???
(Kaliki) thats right....Connie is missing in action....
(EuchrBrat) connie goes missing for days
(EuchrBrat) but when she comes back she's always *smiling*
(Kaliki) hmmmmmm...there a story in there EuchrBrat? :)
(Sizz514) does that mean EuchreBrat is Connie?
(EuchrBrat) lol wrong sex
(Sizz514) well I didn't peek :)
(Tis1) OH GOD..I have been flirting with CONNIE?
(Sizz514) want me to?
(Kaliki) you mean connie is a boy??????
(Sizz514) I had a brother-in-law named Connie - gorgeous !!!
(EuchrBrat) lol no i am geez
(Kaliki) thats how those rumors get started....rofl.....
(Sizz514) let's see ... now it's Connie is EuchreBrat and is a man not a woman - is that how it goes?
(EuchrBrat) well actually connie and lance are pretty heavey pass that on while she's not here hehe
(Sizz514) we'll put in print :)
(EuchrBrat) great but ya still don't know who i am lol
(Sizz514) that's OK - Connie will come looking for you :)
(Tis1) EuchrBrat is my alter-ego....lol
(EuchrBrat) thats ok i don't mind her looking for me at all
(Kaliki) that mean you have been flirting with yourself Tis??
(Sizz514) so ... are you Whiz??????????
(Sizz514) he's missing in action tonight
(Sizz514) or maybe Connie & Whiz are together??????
(EuchrBrat) hmmm connie lives in texas and i think whiz is a Canadian
(Tis1) Yup...I flirt with myself....lol
(EuchrBrat) not likely
(Sizz514) did you hear of planes????????????
(Sizz514) or ... internet :)
(Kaliki) everyone sing....its a small world after all
(Sizz514) it's a small world after all
(Sizz514) it's a small world after all
(Sizz514) it's a small world after all
(Sizz514) it's a small, small world
(Kaliki) 
(Baddly) It's a smalllllllllll woorrrrrrllllld after Alll...............
(Kaliki) ...at least its better than Barney....
(kambi) how true, lol
(Sizz514) anything is better than Barney
(Kaliki) then why is barney richer than I am......
(kambi) I thought Barney died
(Sizz514) I think Bizz killed him
(EuchrBrat) barney didn't just die i hung him from a tree

(PrivateI1) ATTENTION: I HAVE A WARRANT FOR AN ESCAPED COW!!!!!
(PrivateI1) IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION AS TO ITS WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE PAGE ME AT 5754457.
(JoAnneP) WAIT!!! That's *MY* ICQ number!!!! ROFL!!!!
(PrivateI1) GOING UNDERCOVER AS KADENA....SO NOBODY TELL THE COW, OK?

(gppPam) You're out of it now Jo?
(gppPam) Can I do the smarmy parting reply?
(GKBurg) Pam {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
(JoAnneP) I was hoping to play Pammy myself!!! LOL!!!!
(GKBurg) Yeh, easy pickin's ;)
(gppPam) Oh, you lost? Well, perhaps next week you won't suck so badly...now get out you loser!
(MystOne) You gonna let her get away with that, JO??
(Kaliki) roflmao.....GREAT smarmy parting message Pam :))))))))))))
(JoAnneP) ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;))))))))))))))))))))) She sure has gotten cocky in her old age, huh??? ;))))
(gppPam) Hey, I get that comment each and every week LOL
(GKBurg) I throw down the gauntlet!!!! STELL CAGE MATCH -- The gpp's vs. the WINERS!!!
(Kaliki) but Pam....you forgot the parting *hug*
(JoAnneP) I would LOVE to mute her sorry A__ but I can't!!! ROFL!!!!
(gppPam) oh...and hugs and smooches

(waltmen) sniff sniff
(Sizz514) (handing waltmen a tissue)
(waltmen) if only jo had let me play with malcolm hehe
(waltmen) hows malcolm doing jo??
(JoAnneP) Hehehehehehe!!! Malcolm is on restriction . . . ;)))))
(Scr0ll) did he fill trumpy full of oil?????
(waltmen) jo...perhaps next week i can play with malcolm
(JoAnneP) LOL . . . we'll see Walt . . . if he can behave himself!!!
(Kaliki) *I* WANTED TO LET YOU PLAY WITH MALCOLM.....
(waltmen) hehe thanks
(Sizz514) well Kaliki you are IN CHARGE of seat assignments !!!
(Kaliki) WAIT...THATS TRUE....LOL
(waltmen) sniff sniff....im going off to console myself with beer...if anyone wants me ill be passed out on the floor
(Sizz514) awwwwwwwwwwwwww waltmen
(JoAnneP) Take care Waltman!!! Malcolm says HIYA!!! ;))))))))))))))

(Kaliki) A HUSH FALLS OVER THE ROOM......
(Sizz514) there's a kinda hush
(Sizz514) all over the world
(Sizz514) tonight
(Sizz514) all over the world
(Sizz514) people hear the sounds
(Sizz514) of those being euchred
(Baddly) 
(GKBurg) SHush, Sizz .. you might get Pam started!!!!!!!!!!

(Sizz514) HAR !!!
(GKBurg) Steven???


OVERHEARD DURING THE INTERVIEW

(Kaliki) yep, those GPP's are inching their way to the top....slowly

(Foly2) u speak for me Scroll lol
(Scr0ll) I'll try
(GKBurg) WOW!!!!! What an opportunity, Scroll .. a woman FINALLY let's a man do their talking for them ;);)
(Scr0ll) Foly said "you speak for me Scroll"
(Foly2) mouhahaahaha
(GKBurg) AS it SHOULD be ;);) ;opp

(JoAnneP) Time for the GRILLING!!! Muhahahahahahahahaha!!! ;))))
(kambi) can I go now??? lol
(Scr0ll) make mine medium
(Kaliki) we may need the ropes tonight, Sizz :)

(ConnieB) hiya jo!!! is there a tourney tonight?? am i too late? :) *HUGS*
(Kaliki) never too late Connie...but you did miss us talking about you already....rofl
(Baddly) Connie!! Got a pard??
(ConnieB) nope...wanna volunteer? :) *HUGS*
(ConnieB) well at least i know you picked a dern good subject to talk about if ya was talkin' about me *GRIN*
(Baddly) I told em It wasn't so Connie
(ConnieB) LOL good for you baddly
(ConnieB) hey....at least i show up rofl
(ConnieB) better late than never i always say LOL
(MystOne) BTW....Connie......you male or female??????????
(Sizz514) SHE'S FEMALE - GOOFY
(MystOne) There was a debate earlier!!!!!
(Scr0ll) goofy is a male
(ConnieB) listen myst, you parded with me one night and i thot we got all that established...
(MystOne) ohhhhhhhhhhhh
(MystOne) Why you telling on me??????
(JoAnneP) LOL!!! He's OLD and tends to forget all about sex!!! ;))))
(Scr0ll) did you have cards too????
(ConnieB) ut-ohamigettingaclueherethatimissedthetourneytonight?*wail*
(ConnieB) okayi'mgonnapullmypantsupandgohomenowseein'ashowimissedthetourneyandamnotwantedhere...group*HUGS
****Trumpy has kicked ConnieB from the channel***
(Sizz514) Bye Bye Connie
(Scr0ll) what'd she say
(JoAnneP) ROFL!!!! I don't wanna look to see!!! ;)))))
(Sizz514) and I almost typed what she typed - LOL
(Kaliki) its not what she said...its where it split

(kambi) dancing, even though I can't dance, lol
(kambi) any kind
(Sizz514) you don't have a favorite, Kambi?
(kambi) since I can't do it - it doesn't matter, lol
(Baddly) Boogie down
(kambi) 50's & 60's the twist
(Sizz514) well everyone can twist :)
(kambi) I can do that
(kambi) that's why it's my favorite
(Scr0ll) every time I twist I shake
(kambi) me too, lol
(Sizz514) then that's the shake rattle and roll :)
(Baddly) quiver
(Scr0ll) thats old age setting in
(Baddly) You're a good dancer Kam
(kambi) how you know pard?
(Baddly) because you Told me :)
(kambi) I did???? LOL
(kambi) must have had a blonde moment

(ConnieB1) *psssttt* i'm back :)
(Sizz514) well behave this time :)
(Kaliki) is it next week already?
(JoAnneP) OMG!!! Hide the keyboards!!! ;)))))
(ConnieB1) hehe hadda come in under my vitamin nick
(Kaliki) gotta be careful, connie...when you leave out the spaces, trumpy can jump to some interesting conclusions....
(ConnieB1) sure can....gonna read real close next time before i hit enter rofl

(kambi) can I have a brb?
(GKBurg) sure, kambi :-))
(kambi) thanx!
(JoAnneP) We won't even listen while you pee, Kambi!!! Did you raise
your hand???
(Scr0ll) no she raised her leg
(Kaliki) lol
(GKBurg) hehehehe
(kambi) yes I raised my hand you all just didn't see me, lol
(Scr0ll) did you think she was from mars
(JoAnneP) LOL, Kambi!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;))))
10 minutes later ...
(Sizz514) So .. is Kambi peeing? we have to wait for her to get back
and answer :D
(kambi) i'm back, lol
(Sizz514) ok - now answer the question, kambi :)
(kambi) what question?
(JoAnneP) We fibbed Kambi . . . it sounded like Niagra Falls there!!!
;oppppppppppp
(kambi) LOL
(Baddly) Pard likes a quick shower
(JoAnneP) LOL!!! ;)))
(Sizz514) NOT THAT KIND :D
(JoAnneP) ROFL!!!!
(GKBurg) LOL
(Baddly) Ohhhh :)

(Foly2) brb
(JoAnneP) Now Foly has to pee . . . it's contagious I tell you!!! ;))))

(JoAnneP) Myst <------------- Acts blonde!!! ;opppppppppp
(MystOne) ;oppppppppppppppppp

(Scr0ll) I give out pairings and the teams make the arrangments like
Pmas ladder
(Scr0ll) pams
(GKBurg) PMS ladder??
(MystOne) LOL
(JoAnneP) LOL!!! I thought you meant the PMS Ladder!!! ;)))
(Sizz514) wait til Pam read this :D
(kambi) PMS????????? I have it!
(MystOne) LOL
(JoAnneP) Yes, want some PMS, Myst!!! I seem to have some extra!!!
;opppppppp
(Sizz514) we women will all share that with you!!!
(kambi) whether they want it or NOT!

(MystOne) This has been so entertaining, being a voyeur!!!!!!!!!!!


EUCHRE HUMOR
by: Al Zeimers
PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES!

Due to the popularity of our euchre tournaments and newsletter, web sponsors have taken notice and offered their support. Therefore, we are now able to offer our winners coupons that can be redeemed at on-line sites for free tournament prizes.

Beginning with the July 3rd tournament, just in time to celebrate our Independence Day (no slight to our English participants) here is what you may be able to win on any given tournament week:

For the women, "Freakin’ Rick’s of Hollywood" is supplying us with steel-toed, four-inch heeled stilettos. Just wearing these striking shoes will guarantee to keep your male partners in line. For the men? Titanium plated codpieces replicated from the Middle Ages models. These little babies are confidence incarnate! Bid unabashed!

"T-Hee-Hee On-line" is offering T-shirts with special euchre-theme decals. Choose from "I’m A Bower Babe", "Euchre This!!! (down arrow)", "Go Alone!", "I’m A Senior Sandbagger", "GGA", "NE Is Not Just For Inquiring Minds Anymore", "Born To Euchre", "Stay Home! (in small print: I’ve Got A No-Brainer)", "Grandma (or Grandpa) Played In The GPP Euchre Tournament And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt", "Take My Euchre Partner... PLEASE", "I’m in a Euchre Stupor", and "I Practice Protecting Lefts".

"Say and Send", the personalized greeting card website, has printed a very nice 12-card gift box called "Cards For Pards" which includes: "The Euchre Prayer- Euchre gods, grant me the serenity to accept the hands I cannot play, the courage to call the hands I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.", "The Re-Euchring Nightmare", "I Tried And I Fried!", "Pard Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry", and the ever popular "Handprints" with it’s beautiful ending line... "My pard... That’s when I carried you."

The GPP Euchre Crew has also decided to add a special bonus to the accolades of the Championship Team and Consolation Winners. Male winners will receive a cyber kiss from one of our lovely female @ers. All the action and reactions will be printed in that week’s newsletter. The women will receive Jo and Kaliki’s private "Who’s Hot" personal collection of male e-mail addresses (with statistics).

For our 50th Tournament Game Anniversary (sometime this year) the player or team with the most wins in either bracket over the last 50 tournaments will be awarded the "God Mode Hot Key Code" which will allow you to see all the cards dealt to every player at the table at any GPP game site. Of course, you’ll be banned from further tournaments.

Thank you all for making our tournament successful. Sign up often and win big!


TOP TEN LIST OF THE WEEK

The rules for this tournament state that Kaliki will entertain everyone in the lobby while they are waiting for their table assignments, what would you like to see her do to "entertain" the troops? *EWG!* (Please don't kill me Kaliki . . . y'all had FUN with that COW thingie . . . now it's YOUR turn!!! ;opppppppppp)

A tie for 10.
Hmmmmm! The possibilities are too numerous to even contemplate :-) (Steven2u)
Make her think.....all her comments must be in the form of a question? (MaxiMa95)

9. Is whispering to Kaliki allowed?? Does it count as entertainment?? Enquiring minds want to know (BruceM1)

8. PMing everybody... ask Kaliki, what time does your entertainment start????????? LOL (Lynn10)

7. A selection of lude pictures that can be made with combinations of standard keybard characters. (TableTalk)

6. Well i don't want to see her have a cow.. thats fer sure ..... (EuchrBrat)

5. She should give birth to a cow in the Special Events Room during a tourney!! That would be both entertaining & educational!!! ;)))) (GKBurg)

4. Well.....the name Kaliki sounds Hawaiian to me....so how bout the Hawaiian fertility dance (on Jo's behalf of course!!!) (shiiloh)

3. I'd like to see her shut us up long enough to do any "entertaining"! (WKally)

2. Singing "The Good Ship Lollypop", while taking off her clothing, and tap dancing!" (Cear)

And the #1 answer to this week's question, The rules for this tournament state that Kaliki will entertain everyone in the lobby while they are waiting for their table assignments, what would you like to see her do to "entertain" the troops?

1. Just be her usual charming and effervescent self, kaliki doesn't have to work at being entertaining. (Baddly)

And a special answer this week from Kaliki....Remember Jo, paybacks are a b*tch! 

Next week's Top Ten Question is . . . So you're addicted to euchre . . . what's the "cure"? ;) Until then, y'all take care and may the Euchre Goddesses and Gods smile down upon you!!! ;)))


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