Tis1 (proud mother to be?) and JimboLimo (or as Tis' Mom calls him "The Limo Man") ;))))

We had 22 teams trying for the #1 spot at the treasured Friday Night Partners' Euchre Tourney. Only one team could do it - Tis1 & JimboLimo! They beat out Viltran and Jenn26 for another win. They have been steady partners for about 10 months. Jimbo has sexy blue eyes, is 33, and was born in Hollywood, Florida. He tells us he lives too far away from Tis. Tis has crystal blue eyes and tells us she was born in Bedrock and now resides in Rockchester. Tis has two delightful children named Bam Bam and Pebbles. She sells Party Stoneware while she flirts. Jimbo tells us his work takes him all over Massachusetts and Rhode Island - he owns a limo service called "Jimbo Limo." When not playing euchre, Tis likes to screw up on computers and make other people fix them. (Yeah ... sounds just like Tis.) Tis tells us her favorite movie is "A Few Good Men" (and boy wouldn't she just like a few); favorite TV show is "Seinfeld;" favorite song is "Tell Him" by Celine Dion & Barbra Streisand Brolin; her favorite color is fire red hot. Jimbo's favorite song is "You're Still the One" and his favorite color is the rainbow. Jimbo choose his name to go along with his business ("need a ride?") while Tis chose hers because it's her name. They've both had their names since they went online, about two years ago. Tis also uses the name "Latisha" from time to time. (Probably when Tis has been getting in trouble.) Jimbo has been playing euchre online for about a year and Tis has been playing about the length of time she's been flirting, to which Jimbo asked, "27 years?" When asked how they won tonight, Jimbo says he didn't know, but Tis was quick to point out it was because she was his partner. Jimbo tells us her mom was watching so he was on his best behavior and out to impress. When asked if they would share any euchre tips or strategies with us, they said don't pay attention to what's going on and you won't realize you've won til you've won. Tis wanted us to tell Nicole Kidman to, "eat your heart out.....lol." Jimbo says he's here for the fun of playing and that winning is extra, while Tis says she's here to win and the fun is a plus. Tis thanked Jimbo for not standing her up this week. GREAT JOB YOU TWO - YOU DID GOOD!

The winners of the Consolation Tourney were Lynn10 and orgejim. The edged out runners-up bearsall and Wolffee for another win. They have been playing as partners for about a year. Lynn says, "He's my pard ... but he's stood me up the last two weeks ... gotta get that shot in." Jim is 44 years old, while Lynn just told us she's toooo old. Jim was born in Detroit, Michigan and now resides in Tucson, Arizona. Lynn tells us Virginia is for lovers. Lynn is married but has no children. Jim has one son who's 24. Jim is a bum (doesn't work) while Lynn is president/owner/chief bottle washer/accountant and an all around great lady, Jim says. When not playing euchre, Jim enjoys building computers and teaching others how to mess with them. (Maybe he should help Tis out, ya think?) Lynn loves to swim but not in winter as those dives on ice can HURT. Jim wanted to know if she enjoyed skinny dipping and she said Yes she loves to. Lynn's favorite movie is "Grease" (John Travolta's butt was to die for); favorite TV shows are "Andy Griffith and Wings;" favorite song is "Last Worthless Evening" by Phil Collins; and her favorite color is blue ... not dark blue ... medium blue like her eyes. Jim's favorite song is "I'd Do Anything to Let you Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks. Jim got his name because Kaliki can't spell ogre - LOL. He wanted ogrejim but settled for orgejim when Kaliki mis-typed it. Oh well ... we kinda like orgejim. :) Lynn choose her name because Lynn is her middle name and she wishes she looked like a "10." Lynn has had her online name for about two years, while Jim has had his name (and I quote), "since Kaliki forgot how to spell. lol." Lynn has been playing euchre for about a year, and Jim has been playing since December, 1997. Please visit Lynn's home page at: http://come.to/VisitDebbie. When asked how they happened to win tonight, Lynn said, "We won?? Like you said, Sizz, we HAPPENED to win, but actually it was my GREAT PLAYING ... LOL." Lynn tells us to let everyone know that they should never try to win when your opponents are Lynn and OrgeJim - PLEASE!! Lynn also wanted to say, "yep, I hate to say this ... I really do ... but, ah, Jenn? I won now .. I'm too good for ya ... you gotta go on with your life ... don't wait for me ... pleaseeee ... be brave - LOL." CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO ... A JOB WELL DONE.

Lynn10 or as we all affectionately call her Lynner!!! ;))) OgreJim . . . better known as Orgy!! This is the BEFORE shot!!! ;))) Here's the AFTER shot . . . he doesn't look too happy about having no beard, does he??? ;)))

THE WHO SAID SYSOPS CAN COUNT AWARD goes to . . .
(TexTwster) 74 in here not bad
(Lynn10) 74???
(TexTwster) nicks
(Tis1) he has double vision again...lol
(TexTwster) oops
(Lynn10) lol.. must be
(TexTwster) wrong
(TexTwster) total count LOL
(Lynn10) where is everybody?????
(ynotus) counting feet Tex?
(Lynn10) and hands?? lol
(BuddFoxx1) Or is it that New math?

THE "YEAH, WHAT HE SAID" AWARD goes to . . .
(MystOne) *To Trumpy2* Hi Trump! Westwood said they would be upgrading the Games People Play chat server on Monday the 13th and Tuesday the 14th. During this time, we expected that you might be off line for about 10 minutes(total). We appreciate your warning! HOWEVER WE DIDN'T THINK WE WOULD BE HEARING ABOUT THIS FOREVER!!!!!!!! We apologize for this misunderstanding, and thank you for your understanding while we COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS INCESSANT MESSAGING!
(MystOne) He keeps doing it!!!!!!!!!
(MystOne) I keep doing it!!!!!!!

THE QUESTION OF THE NIGHT AWARD goes to . . .
(BuddFoxx1) anyone know why women do not poot before marriage? They don't have an a55 hole until they are married

THE "SORRY, WE DON'T TAKE REQUESTS" AWARD goes to . . .
(zDANGERz) I ASKED FOR A BLONDE WITH BIG HOOTERS

THE "WHO'S ON FIRST AWARD" goes to ALL the following people . . .
(RDWINGLVR) WHO!!!! wake up
(Sizz514) Who woke up WHO?
(JimboLimo) from who.......zzzzzzzzzzz
(shiiloh) where is who?
(deda01) Whos on first
(antgman) what?
(Sizz514) what's on second
(JimboLimo) who is who?
(Whodatfan) im here
(Sizz514) no - you're on 2nd
(Whodatfan) me is Who

THE COVETED FIRST OUT AWARD goes to . . . Ladyzee and MystOne!!
(MystOne) Them...WON Us....LOST!!!!!!
(JoAnneP) LADY AND MYST . . . Y'ALL ARE OUT FIRST!!! ;)))))
(MystOne) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Ladyzee) OHHHHHHHHHHH WE GET A PRIZE ????????
(MystOne) At least we won something!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(Sizz514) and you're proud of that????? LOL
(MystOne) YES....I'm proud of it!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

THE BEST EXCUSE FOR LOSING AWARD goes to . . .
(CalamityS) Sorry I couldn't stick around for the interview this evening, I had to throw the game so my kids could eat

THE CURRENT EVENTS AWARD goes to . . .
(antgman) monica slutinski doesn't wash her clothes
(antgman) now they checking her dress
(antgman) from months ago

THE MULTIPLE IDENTITY AWARD goes to . . . Bethann/Attagirl/Attabot . . . and all her million other nicknames!!!
(Sizz514) well ... at least this week she used Bethann :)
(Sizz514) next week - who knows what she'll go by :D
(JoAnneP) SHE SIGNED UP AS *BOTH* BETHANN AND ATTAGIRL THIS WEEK!!! ;)))
(Sizz514) that woman needs a taking to :D
(BuddFoxx1) Can we just call her Cybil?
(Sizz514) I was Sybil in a skit once - but forgot my other names :)
(JoAnneP) LOL!!! I GUESS WHEN ONE HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES IT'S TOUGH TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING!!! ;)))

THE NICEST COMPLIMENT WE'VE EVER BEEN PAID AWARD goes to . . .
(Shamaya) ty sizz and all u hots
(Shamaya) er mean hosts
(Sizz514) hots? we are hot :)

(travelman) I need a pard euchem who signs us up is away tonight(
(Sizz514) OK travelman - I'll put you on the list :)
(travelman) ty
(travelman) its euchs fault she went away!!
(Sizz514) travleman ... don't you know how to register yourself? LOL
(Tis1) Is he a MAN, Sizz?....lol
(travelman) lol...nope dont have to thats her job

(Tis1) Jim signs us up...Did he?...lol
(Sizz514) I don't know Tis ... I'll ask Kaliki when she gets here :)
(Tis1) Jim...you better have signed us up, or I'll cut your pay....lol
(JimboLimo) no i didn't.....i asked u to :)
(JimboLimo) cut my pay?
(Tis1) yup...cut your pay...and your fringe benefits...lol
(JimboLimo) oh no..not the fringe benifits

(BuddFoxx1) woooohoooooooo hooooooooooooooo and a bottle of gin, I am here to finally win
(BuddFoxx1) and I don't want to win the first out award
(BuddFoxx1) I am at least going to win one tonight geesh I was out so fast last week the "Welcome to westwood" wav was still playing when I closed out

(Lynn10) -(c)¿(c)-
(Lynn10) peeking in -(c)¿(c)-
(Lynn10) i am registered... but where's jim?????? again lol
(Lynn10) this is the 3rd friday i've been stood up!!!!! somebody send tic tacs please

(Lynn10) i tried to get a life... but it was someone else's..

(Lynn10) this may be one of the strangest conversations i've ever had.. but the night's still young

(BuddFoxx1) I am soooooo happy today, we had a dead beat at work that was milking workmen's comp, and he got caught playing basketball today... I hate people who abuse the system
(Tis1) Did you win the game, Budd?...lol
(Jenn26) rofl tis.....oh it wasn't him.....he is a hard working man : ))))
(BuddFoxx1) Tis I work hard at goofing off at work

(Lynn10) I NEED MY ORGY... oops.. ignore this msg
(BuddFoxx1) LOL Lynn wants to party I see

(ynotus) if u get to it to do it to it before i get to it to do it to it and can't do it to it call me to do it to it, I'm use to it

(Lynn10) i see that 5 and raise 5

(BuddFoxx1) Hey Beth...............are you SURE you want to play with me? I mean, do you have a strong stomach, nerves of steal, and mace?
(Bethann) yeppers
(BuddFoxx1) was making sure

(ynotus) \:-) looking for the most beautiful euchre player in westwood
(Lynn10) ynotus... you see all of us standing up?? lol

(Whodatfan) dose any1 ealse see tables
(Tis1) No, Who...take another prozac...lol

(Lynn10) ok.. slow down.. i'm not on pain pills this wk.. can't keep up.. last wk i was ahead of your typing LOL

(MystOne) Where's my MENTOR??????????
(Sizz514) Bruce ain't here man :D
(Lynn10) mentor? don't have any.. got some tic tacs tho
(BuddFoxx1) I have altoids
(Sizz514) I have altoids
(Tis1) I have hemroids...lol
(Viltran) I have Hemroids
(ynotus) I'm a leg man myself

(CalamityS) Howdy fellow euchre idiots :D

(BigParrot) SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKk hiya WW flock :))
(BuddFoxx1) I WANT SOME WINGS< VIL SHOOT HIM AND I WILL FRY HIM
(Viltran) *grabbing gun*
(Viltran) you got the hot sauce?
(BuddFoxx1) *getting butter and hot sauce together
(BigParrot) SQUAWKKKKKKKK !!!! SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!
(Viltran) *BANG*
(Jenn26) ROFL bird and i am not saving you this week
(Viltran) *accidently shot foot off*
(Whodatfan) gun fire i gotta goooooo
(BigParrot) rut oh... good thing for these bulletproof feathers :)
(Viltran) *limping around looking for that darn bird*
(BuddFoxx1) *looking for his Uzi*
(Viltran) *Grabbing Hand Grenade*

(CalamityS) And now I have changed the meaning of my name, I am NOT a Calamity, I am just a Calamity to whomever we play :D

(MystOne) Them 10, Us'n 3!!!!!!
(Sizz514) MYST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(MystOne) Just practicing what I think Bruce might do<<<<<<<
(Sizz514) (tho Bruce would be proud)
(gppPam) Is Myst causing problems and mayhem again? ; )
(MystOne) NOOOOOOOOO
(Sizz514) Doesn't he always??????????????
(gppPam) Well, in that case I only have one choice
(gppPam) !op MystOne
(MystOne) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(MystOne) I'm OPed!!!!!!!!!!!!
(gppPam) You poor thing LOL
(MystOne) Looks GOOD on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(MystOne) Can I kick someone for practice???????????
(antgman) hey Pam,lets run off behind the shade tree,u can op me................lol
(gppPam) hehehe Ant...knowing you you'd knock me out then De-op Trumpy

(kingkards) well anin't that another fine mess u've gotton us into RC..lol

(Tis1) TIS1/JIMBOLIMO 11 WHODATFAN/RDWINGLVR 4
(RDWINGLVR) tis ya gotta say that so loud =))
(Whodatfan) yea well could you put on the record 9 to 11 it would look better lol hehe

(MystOne) I gotta go lick my wounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(GregBBad) SOUNDS KINKY, MYST ;);)
(Sizz514) He is kinky :)

(Whodatfan) YEA WILL YOU ALL WAIT TELL NEXT WEEK ..BUT FOR NOW IM TAKING MY TOYS AND GOING HOME

(Wolffee) looks like he is offline
(Wolffee) that would explain the dump
(Sizz514) who's taking a dump?
(Sizz514) I hope not in here
(Wolffee) looks like my partner got dumped off the server!
(zDANGERz) DUMP?
(JoAnneP) WELL I REALLY HOPE TRUMPY2 DOES FLOORS THEN!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPP
(zDANGERz) TRUMPY GET YOUR ARSE DOWN HERE AND CLEAN UP DARN IT

(BuddFoxx1) I am going to go to the corner and zip my lip
(Sizz514) that'll be a first :)
(BuddFoxx1) :-X
(BuddFoxx1) :-x
(BuddFoxx1) HEY PARD
(Sizz514) I knew you couldn't get it zipped very long, Budd :D
(JoAnneP) BUDD WASN'T QUIET FOR TOOOOOOOOOOO LONG, WAS HE??? LOL!!!
(Jenn26) he never is
(BuddFoxx1) I am too,
(Jenn26) he is a SCREAMER : )))))
(Sizz514) ohhhhh that must be fun :)
(BuddFoxx1) The only way I scream while Jenn has having se* is if she calls and tells me where she is at (j/k)

(Sizz514) so ... it's phone sex now, is it - Budd & Jenn?
(BuddFoxx1) I have never gotten laid by a phone
(BuddFoxx1) never ever
(BuddFoxx1) I did once sleep on top of the cordless though
(antgman) was it good for you budd.lol?
(BuddFoxx1) was after a few too many adult beverages, it was a 2 @ 10:00 but a 10 @ 2:))
(BuddFoxx1) and I did not use ATT
(BuddFoxx1) I used Sprint
(Sizz514) you wanted to hear better?
(antgman) use sprint for the quickie?
(BuddFoxx1) the only problem was when call waiting kicked in, it was worse than the kids knocking on the door
(BuddFoxx1) oh yeah I said I would shut up huh
(Sizz514) Like we'd believe that, Budd

(Viltran) well it's sure quiet in here
(Sizz514) since Jenn's gone?
(Viltran) I didn't say that!
(Sizz514) or since Budd finally got in his game?
(Viltran) BOTH
(Sizz514) he sure is a talker :D
(Viltran) but I wont admit to say that
(Sizz514) well we have it in print now :)
(Viltran) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Viltran) don't do it !!
(Sizz514) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
(Viltran) Looking for the backspace button
(Sizz514) doesn't work - sorry, Viltran :)
(Viltran) I'm going to be in trouble now
(Sizz514) I want to make SURE - that's in the newletter - yes indeedy do
(Viltran) Now how do I send a virus?? and what's your ICQ #
(Sizz514) ain't telling ya :)
(Sizz514) and you can't find me :D
(Viltran) that will teach me to open my mouth
(Sizz514) I doubt it :D
(Viltran) LOL well....ok you got me there
(Viltran) it's amazing how many feet I can fit in my mouth
(Sizz514) how many is that, Viltran??
(Viltran) just watch you'll see LOL

(Viltran) Need players at my table for a new game.
(Viltran) now what options do we set for this spades game??

(BuddFoxx1) man, I want to protest, I thought we were playing go fish so I picked up to work on pairs and stuff
(BuddFoxx1) someone lied to me
(Sizz514) next time - read the rules :)
(BuddFoxx1) read?

(BuddFoxx1) JoAnneP, serious, when are you due?
(Sizz514) Budd - shush :)
(BuddFoxx1) she is not preg?
(JoAnneP) I AM *NOT* PREGNANT!!! ;)))
(Sizz514) guess that answered that, Budd
(Tis1) I am...*blush*
(Wolffee) when ya due?
(Wolffee) twins?
(Sizz514) Congrats Tis - who's the father?
(JimboLimo) ahem
(BuddFoxx1) Tis is preg by Trumpy
(Sizz514) WTG Trumpy :)
(JimboLimo) trumpy is sterile
(Wolffee) so sorry to hear Tis!
(BuddFoxx1) That is what he told her too
(*Trumpy) I am NOT the father of Tis1's child
(BuddFoxx1) Tis, are you having a baby hard drive?

(JoAnneP) SIZZ IS GOING TO GO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYONE!!! LOL!!!
(Sizz514) JO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(JoAnneP) ROFL, SORRY . . . COULDN'T RESIST!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPP
(orgejim) can we watch? how much are tickets? lol
(JoAnneP) HOW MUCH YOU GOT??? ;))))
(orgejim) payday today got lots. lol
(JoAnneP) SIZZ . . . YOU HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN FOR ORGY, K??? HE'S GONNA PAY BIG BUCKS TO WATCH!!! ;)))
(JoAnneP) TO WATCH YOU PEE, SIZZ!!! LOL!!!
(Sizz514) LOL - I'll discuss that with Orgy :)
(orgejim) will let you watch me if i can watch you :))
(Sizz514) that's a deal :) can I still have some of your "lots" of money?
(Sizz514) I'll even help you :)
(orgejim) LOL what spend the money? :))
(Sizz514) My hubby says I'm a great little helper (wink, wink)

(orgejim) something came up?
(JoAnneP) HMMMMMMMMMMMM . . . NOT EVEN GONNA TOUCH THAT . . . DOESN'T MATTER . . . SIZZ SAID SHE WOULD!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPP
(Sizz514) (peeking at OrgeJim thru my fingers)

(JimboLimo) no more games?
(JimboLimo) i wanna play more

(Viltran) I am depressed now
(Jenn26) you know what vil.........ME TOO
(Viltran) Think I am going to go drink some drain-o
(Sizz514) awwwwwwwwwww Viltran (giving him a hug)
(JimboLimo) sorry V....didn't know that was the finals
(Viltran) well u 2 can forfeit
(Jenn26) LOL like you would have done anything different jim LOL
(Viltran) or best out of 3?
(Lynn10) awwwwwwwwww {{{{{{{vil, jenn}}}}}}}}
(Tis1) yeah, Vil...if we had known it was the finals...we would have REALLY kicked your BUTTS....lol
(JoAnneP) LOL, Jenn!!!
(JimboLimo) well.......no
(Viltran) oh fine help my depression
(Viltran) wonder what windex does if you drink it??
(Jenn26) dont' do that vil LOL
(orgejim) got a case of drano for you vil
(Sizz514) cleans your inside - out :)
(Lynn10) doesn't streak as it goes down, vil
(Viltran) ok I'll just overdose on Ex-Lax then
(Viltran) it give you a run for your money
(Jenn26) ewwwwwwww now that would be a messy death vil
(Lynn10) lol no shi** ??

(Tis1) Mom says...."Honey...I am SOOOOO proud of you and the limo man"...lol

(Viltran) My dream ever since I was a lil kid was to win the friday night Euchre tournment....now that I only have 3 days to live I was hoping for my fantasy to come true now I will never know the great feeling of being a winner
(Sizz514) he's such a whiner :)
(Jenn26) but so dang good at it : )
(Viltran) I even wrote to the Make a Wish Foundation
(Lynn10) me too... but you're here... they lie
(JoAnneP) WANT US TO DO A *SPECIAL* THINGIE ON YOU IN THE NEWSLETTER??? A MEMORIAL OR SOMETHING???
(GregBBad) i GOT THAT LETTER FROM MAKE A WISH, VILTRAN .. DARN, IF I'D ONLY KNOWN THAT WAS YOU I WOULDA SENT THE $25 ;)
(Sizz514) on his special thingy? we're giving him a memorial service?
(Sizz514) how special is his thingy?
(Jenn26) apparently very special if tis wants it
(Viltran) That would make me feel good but the newsletter is later and later each week don't think I'll be around to see it Sniff Sniff :)

(Viltran) hey how much does it cost of a plot at the west wood memorial cemetary?
(Sizz514) Viltran - the going rate is about $2,000
(Viltran) $2,000 cough cough...that's enought to kill you !!

(Jenn26) i have to WIN
(Jenn26) WIN
(Jenn26) WIN
(Jenn26) study that word VIL

(Jenn26) i am lost
(Viltran) no it's we lost
(Sizz514) Oh no - not that again ... Jenn - you are Jenn - you are not lost
(Sizz514) even tho Viltran thinks he is
(Jenn26) gonna go get lost in IDAHO
(Jenn26) noone goes to IDAHO
(Jenn26) wonder how long i could stay lost in IDAHO
(Viltran) it even has a funny name
(JoAnneP) Someone MUST live in Idaho!!! ;))))
(Jenn26) Or down in IOWA>..........with the chickens and the cows
(Jenn26) and the BULLS........and all that farm crap

(Jenn26) Pee in my PAnts
(Sizz514) well get that pee outta there, Jenn
(Jenn26) getting the super soaker out.......
(Jenn26) spraying the pee away
(Jenn26) OOPPS........sprayed SIZZ by accident
(Sizz514) (standing on ladder) (dropping water balloon on Jenn)
(Jenn26) mmmmmmmm REFRESHING
(Jenn26) i needed to COOL off lol
(Viltran) taking second place her is like peeing your self in black pants you get a warm feeling but no one notices

(Lynn10) my name is lynn.... i'm 41.... female.... OK NIGHT ALL
(Jenn26) and secretly LYNNER wants me *SMILE*
(Jenn26) and tis too.....but she already had me twice.....
(GregBBad) you haven't told us in detail about your favorite sexual position yet, Lynn ;opp
(Lynn10) shhhhhhhh.. must you tell everything????? LOL
(Lynn10) my position on sex??? I'M FOR IT
(Lynn10) good thing it's only got 3 letters in it... vil's girlfriends couldn't spell it.. HEHEHE J/K
(Lynn10) they're hooked on FONICS
(Viltran) they can't even say fonics

(Sizz514) NEXT QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN? NAMES/GENDER/AGES
(Lynn10) where'd jim go??
(Sizz514) still shows here - but no typing from him
(Tis1) mention children and he is speechless....lol

(Lynn10) skinny dipping.. lets go back to that
(Lynn10) can you skinny dip if you're overweight?
(Lynn10) blubber dipping?
(orgejim) or is that fat dipping?

(Lynn10) if a tree falls in the forest.. does it make a sound? if a man has an idea in the forest.. is he still wrong?

(JimboLimo) ok..chaperones gone......
(JimboLimo) woohoo
(JimboLimo) parrrrrtttttyyyyyyyyy
(orgejim) orgy !!!!!!!!
(JimboLimo) BTW...who is Grumple and PCgal?
(Lynn10) who are they?
(JimboLimo) dunno LOL
(Lynn10) and why don't they talk? LOL
(Lynn10) that's weird

(Grumple) This is Pam
(Grumple) I do not like green eggs and ham

We want to thank all the euchre players who participated in this week's tourney . . . what a GREAT crowd . . . we think y'all are the BEST!!! Thanks again to Sizz514 for the wonderful job she does each week . . . especially her interviews . . . great job as always!!! ;)))) PLEASE don't forget to sign up NOW if you'd like to play in the next tourney!! We REALLY would appreciate your help . . . if everyone signed up early, showed up, used the right nicknames, and had the correct partners we'd always start on time!!! (Now isn't THAT a novel idea??? Hehehehehehehehe!!) To sign up now, simply click HERE!!! ;))) We hope to see all your smiling faces on August 7th . . . or should that be all your "smiley" faces??? ;))) Take care everyone, good luck, and may the Euchre Goddess and God be with you!!!

This week's Top Ten Questions was . . . If you were the Euchre Goddess or God, how would you want people to pay homage to you?

10.) By using Sizz514's three-letter Acronym. (QuietLady)
Tied with . . . Change name of the game to Viltran ,so that everytime a euchre they would be calling my name!!!! (Viltran)
Tied with . . .  Make TT kiss my Ass in front off everyone, then make him bow with every grace of my presense *SMILE* (Jenn26)

9.) I would have people buy me lottery tickets every time they won a game (FoxyGin)

8.) Throw lots of money (Wolffee)
Tied with . . . by letting me win once in awhile (whodafan)

7.) Mute Bruce (Steven2U)

6.) i wanna be fanned with a deck of cards (Rdwinglvr)
Tied with . . . by bowing when i enter the lobby saying Hail To the Goddess MiLady...................LMAO (MiLady401)

5.) CASH!!!... and a year's supply of OGRE FOOD (phone 1-900-GRRRRRR for the OGRE STORE nearest you) (OgreJim)

4.) Come to my house and do a rain dance in my yard in the nude, (only way it'll work) I need rain bad. (ynotus)

3.) I AM a Euchre Goddess, I am just too humble to let it be known to the general audience... (MichRummy)

2.) Simple prostration, supplication, and adoration will do nicely thank you :) (Baddly)
Tied with . . . Most major credit cards accepted.. and bowing before each deal isn't necessary, but wouldn't hurt :) (Lynn10)

And the number one answer to the question . . . If you were the Euchre Goddess or God, how would you want people to pay homage to you?

1.) What do you mean "IF?" I AM the Euchre Goddess! Grovel and plead or I'll Hurl euchred loners at you (Alwaysme)

Next week's Top Ten Question is . . . So, you're playing euchre and you need a loner to win the game . . . what promise(s) do you make to the Euchre Goddess or God in return for that loner?