The Weekly Newsletter
August 21, 1998

Travelman and EUCHem Emphatically Euthanize Euchre Players
Interviews by Sizz514 ;))))

The 26 teams trying for a win at Friday Night's Partners' Euchre Tourney came to an end when EUCHem and travelman took that honor. EUCHem, with her eyes so brown, was born in California. She's married and has three girls (Jennifer, Katie, and Lisa), ranging from 16 to 19 years old. Travelman, with his eyes of blue, tells us he was born in a hospital at the end of the world. He's married and has one son, Nick, who's 19. EUCHem works in the Day Care profession, while travelman works "as little as possible." When she's not working or playing euchre, EUCHem likes to play spades and she goes to school at nights - for fun. She's got a 3.82 gpa. travelman likes to play other computer games. When asked what she wanted to be when she grows up, EUCHem stated, "Alive." LOL. EUCHem's favorite movie is "Braveheart;" favorite song is "The Dance" by Garth Brooks; and favorite color is black. travelman's favorite TV show is "NYPD Blue" and his favorite color is red. EUCHem tells us she's had her nickname a long time. She just made it up. Travelman tells us he's used his since he started at Westwood/Games People Play. He chose his because he's a travel agent (which he does "as little as possible"). She's been playing euchre for about a year and a half, while he's been playing since high school. They have been partnering together "forever" or at least since INN closed (which seems like forever). EUCHem was "Nil" on INN and, of course, that means she's a spades player. They won the tourney tonight out of "chit luck" and because the opponents were "greedy baaastads," they euchred them alot. Travelman says it's also because he taught her everything she knows about euchre. When asked for any tips or strategies, EUCHem said, "When you know they're using ICQ, tell them to turn it off - it shakes 'em up." Travelman advises, "Get to 10 before the other team." When asked for any words of wisdom, travelman said he's not old enough to have words of wisdom, but at the beginning of the interview he said he was "old." Alzheimers kicking in, perhaps? LOL. CONGRATS EUCH & TRAVEL - YOU PLAYED WELL!
 
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Jennifer, Keith, Lisa, and Kenneth
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The "REAL" Lisa!!! *EWG!!* ;)
 
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Pammy . . . She looks so sweet huh??
 
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The "REAL" Pam!!! *VEWG!* ;)
The Consolation Tourney was won by none other than GPP's finest - Pam & LisaG! Pam told us, "If it wasn't for JoAnne's incessant snide comments, I never would have made it to the winners circle. She simply gave me a reason to finally come out of this triumphant." LOL. Pam, who has blue eyes, is 35 years young, was born in Sacramento, CA and now lives in Texas with her fabulous husband of 13 years. She has three children (Stephanie/9, Deanna/7, and Steve/42). Wait - Steve is the husband, Pam! LOL. LisaG has brown eyes, is 34 years young, and was born in Michigan and still lives there (but she hates it). She's married and has two brats (Jennifer/14 and Kenneth/12). Lisa works for a small family restaurant. (And Greg wanted to know if it was a restaurant for midgets, while Kaliki stated, "Wow ... a special restaurant for small families.") The nuts! Pam works part-time for an internet provider and the remainder of her time she works for Games People Play (GPP - get it?). When she's not working, Pam likes to read. Lisa doesn't have any hobbies - too busy taking care of the "brats." Pam's favorite movies are "Goodfellows," "The Godfather," and "Dances With Wolves." Her favorite TV shows are "Frasier" and "The Andy Griffith Show," but only the ones when Barney was on there. Her favorite song is "Biko" by Peter Gabriel (or anything by him) and her favorite colors are puce and blue. Lisa's favorite movie is "Home Alone;" favorite TV show is "ER;" favorite song is "What If Jesus Comes Back Like That" by Collin Ray; and favorite color is purple. Pam chose her nickname "gppPam" because "Pam" wasn't available, so they cloned all who work for them as "gpp____." Lisa said she used to be just LisaG until then. Pam also uses Grumple, MadameX, and was using MsLunatic until someone stole it. Lisa sometimes uses StormyDay. Pam has been playing euchre for about three months, while Lisa's been playing for 20 years. They've been regular partners in Euchre for about three months. Pam was either PamR or PamS on INN. Pam has a home page that she'd like everyone to visit. It has all of the GPP questions answered there, as well as the GPP Player's Pics Page, and the Player's Recipes Page. The web site address is: www.door.net/pam When asked how they won tonight, Lisa says pure luck. Pam tells us that she was highly distracted during most of the game and she does much better when she's not thinking - and that she has a patient partner. Lisa tells us that we should all just play for fun and not to get mad over the stupid things. Pam says if they're about to lose the game, she simply bans the opponents for 24 hours. LOL. You go, girl! Pam wanted to brag about Lisa partnering her, as she's such a euchre newbie. Lisa thanked Pam and told her she enjoyed partnering with her, too. And then Pam wanted to harass JoAnne! "She's a bully and one of my very favorite online people ... I love ya Jo ... but I will NOT hug." Pam told us to remember that while competition is a good thing, this is also about entertainment. You win some, you lose some. A high ranking does not make the person. Have fun! (JoAnneP, "Right ON, Pammy!!! OMG . . . did I agree with her???" Yes you did, Jo!) Pam would also love to see Bill Gates' credit card numbers, since hers aren't any good. And lastly, Pam and Lisa thanked everyone for making the tourney so much fun! CONGRATS PAM & LISA --- YOU PLAYED WELL!


SPECIAL AWARDS

The Foot in the Mouth award goes to . . .
(Jenn26) NEINER NEINER You were wrong vil
(Jenn26) LOL
(TheBean28) hehe :))
(Viltran) she He heck they all are the same
(Jenn26) LOL
(Jenn26) they are???
(Jenn26) what planet do you come from vil/?
(Sizz514) since when Vil?
(meis9) GOD DONT TELL ME THAT VIL LOL
(Jenn26) LOL meis...........
(Viltran) well ummmm
(Viltran) close enought anyhow
(Sizz514) let's hear a good answer
(Viltran) ummmm.....gezzz
(CallMeQ) that must be the award for the foot in the mouth
(meis9) WOMEN ARE SOFT AND CUDDLY MEN ARE HARD BUT WARM LOL

The *I'm Glad I Signed up Late* award goes to . . .
(ConnieB) geez!!! this has GOT to be the bottom of the barrel!! nobody says "hi" to me when i come in
except for TRUMPY!!!! *grumble*
(BigParrot) Hiya Connie :))
(Sizz514) ((((((((((((((((( Connie ))))))))))))))))))))))))
(Jenn26) CONNIEB HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HUGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Bethann) Hi Connieb.....((((((((HUGS))))))))
(KiwiGarry) Hi Connie SMOOOOTCH!!!!
(JoAnneP) CONNIE!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} YOU SIGNED UP . . . YOU
NEED A PARD OR A QUICKIE???
(Viltran) you can sign up for a quicker here??
(Viltran) or even a quickie??
(ConnieB) hey! and i'll take the quickie along with the signup :)

The Couldn't Have Happened to a Nicer Gal award goes to . . . gppPam
(gppLisag) !kick gppPam
(CalamityS) LOLOL
(meis9) LOL PAM
(EUCHem) ROFLMAO
(Viltran) LOL
(MystOne) lol
(ConnieB) rofl lisa!!!!
ewinghb) how rude trump lol
(Bethann) lol
(Sizz514) Lisa - you kicked Pam?
(kaycie) lmao
(JoAnneP) OOPS!!! ROFL . . . I WANTED TO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO THAT MYSELF!!!
(gppLisag) yes she told me to
(EUCHem) must've been a private message
(Jenn26) ROFL
(MystOne) LISA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(butchc) kick trumpy
(Jenn26) GO LISA GO
(ConnieB) jo!! you so bad!! hehe
(BigParrot) WOW what a kick.... has she landed yet? :)
(Sizz514) yeah - kick Trumpy!!!!!
(Jenn26) FIELD GOAL
(Desiree2) now every one wants to know what pammie said lol
(EUCHem) would be nice if trumpy could be kicked
[Enter] gppPam
(EUCHem) pam didnt wanna be here anyway
(Jenn26) she wanted to be kicked meis.............what are you drinking????? gasoline???
(gppLisag) no i kicked pam
(EUCHem) WB PAM
(gppLisag) hiya pam
(gppPam) And that proves that it does not help someone get back quicker if they are kicked
(gppPam) Thanks : )
(CalamityS) LOL
(Sizz514) LOL Pam
(gppPam) Why thank you! hehhe
(BuddFoxx1) But Pam some people have a fetish for that rough stuff you know
(gppLisag) pam tell them you asked me to kick you
(Jenn26) LOL
(EUCHem) yeah, but u have special powers that enable u to come back like superwoman
(Desiree2) what did u say pam please say it again
(gppPam) I didn't ask you to do anything Lisa
(Jenn26) ROFL PAMM
BuddFoxx1) Lisa you are bad
(ConnieB) I SAW LISA KICK PAM....
(EUCHem) I SCROLLED AND DIDNT SEE PAM ASK TO BE KICKED
(gppPam) OH, nothing. I lost my internet connection Desiree LOL
(ConnieB) she said in private to lisa "kick me"
(gppLisag) noooo she icq'd me and told me to kick her
(gppPam) I did no such thing LIsa!
(gppPam) lol
(Sizz514) Now Lisa - has power gone to your head?
(ConnieB) see lisa....i saw you kick her and i'm taking up for you :)
(Desiree2) sure sure sure i believe you lol
(gppLisag) lol pam your a brat
(EUCHem) i saw lisa kick her too..... very funny actually
(gppPam) Never thought me getting kicked would create such a stir ; )
(Sizz514) I think we all enjoyed it :)
(gppPam) LOL SIzz
(gppPam) I FEEL THE LOVE
(Desiree2) yes we all love pammie
(Sizz514) we do LOVE you, Pam - we just enjoyed seeing a GPP fall on her butt :)
(gppPam) hahahaha
(JoAnneP) SHE DIDN'T FALL, SHE WAS PUSHED!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPP

The It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a . . . KIWI??? award goes to . . .
(KiwiGarry) Do you know what a Kiwi Kiss is Lynn?
(Lynn10) does it tickle?
(KiwiGarry) maybe
(Lynn10) all that fuzz
(gppPam) does it turn moldy?
(KiwiGarry) It's the same as a French one 'cept it's down under
(Lynn10) kiwi is my favorite ... yummm.. i buy the store out all the time lol
(BigParrot) LOL.. kiwi's a bird !!!
(Lynn10) kiwi's a fruit tooooo lol
(KiwiGarry) The Kiwi is actually a bird - the fruit was named after it - like me :)
(Sizz514) you're a fruit, Garry?
(BigParrot) LOL :))
(KiwiGarry) No - and I'm not green either! LOL
(Lynn10) taste good?? oops.. sorry.. don't answer that LOL
(KiwiGarry) Kiwi's are really quite shy :)
(Lynn10) i don't think you're shy kiwi... but if you are, stick with me, i'll fix it lol
(KiwiGarry) Am so shy - ask MichRummy
(Lynn10) bruce was shy until he parded with me.. ROFL
(JoAnneP) BRUCE SHY???
(Lynn10) ROFL.. KNEW JO WOULD CATCH THAT
(Kaliki) bruce was NEVER shy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(JoAnneP) I AM REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU LYNNER!!! LOL!!!
(Sizz514) NEVER
(Lynn10) LOL.. J/K
(Lynn10) just wanted to wake you guys up
(KiwiGarry) I have led a sheltered life Lynn - until now ....
(JoAnneP) I CERTAINLY HOPE SO, LYNNER . . . HE'S LOTS OF THINGS BUT SHY IS *NOT* ONE OF THEM . . . LOL!!!
(Lynn10) until now??? ummm... you're un-sheltered now?? hehe
(Lynn10) lol i know jo
(KiwiGarry) I'm learning :)

THe (now) Infamous First Out Award goes to . . . Filly and TheBean!!
(filly) CALLMEQ/EWINGHB - 11 VS FILLY/THEBEAN - 8
(GregBBad) ******* First out marker
(JoAnneP) FILLY AND THE BEAN . . . Y'ALL ARE FIRST OUT!!! CONGRATS!!!
;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(Jenn26) wooooooohooooooooo filly and thebean LOLOL....saved it from being US LOLOLOL

The DEAD LAST award goes to . . . BuddFoxx1 and Meis9!!!
(Jenn26) she needs something mean to do with my pic is what she is saying ROFL
(JoAnneP) THEN FIND YOU ANOTHER PARD THAT'S STILL HERE BUT HAS LOST!!! ;))))
WHERE IS VILTRAN???
(meis9) ANYONE ELSE WANT TO PARD WITH A LOSER??????/
(Jenn26) VIL is here..............so it looks like it
(JoAnneP) *INNOCENT SMILE!!* WOULD I DO THAT??? ;))))
(BuddFoxx1) wow, now if someone wants to play with me that is kewl
(Jenn26) YES YOU WOULD ROFLMAO
(Jenn26) and be humilated again????????????? LOL i don't think i can lose to budd twice lol
(meis9) ONCE YA HIT BOTTOM NO ONE WANTS TO PARD WITH YA LOL
(JoAnneP) IF VILTRAN IS STILL HERE THEN MEIS AND BUDD CAN PLAY JENN AND VIL FOR DEAD LAST!!! ;)))))
(Jenn26) DEAD LAST?? ROFL
(BuddFoxx1) that would rock
(BuddFoxx1) MEIS wanna do it
(meis9) SURE
(Viltran) ummmmmmmm
(Jenn26) LET"S PLAY VIL
(Viltran) I am kinda here was in E-Mail
(Jenn26) againist BUDD and MEIS
(Viltran) what are we playing??
(Jenn26) k????????
(Viltran) ok sure LOL
(Jenn26) we are playing for DEAD LAST
(JoAnneP) VIL Y'ALL GET TO HOST!!! ;)))))
(Viltran) LOL
(Viltran) OH GEEEEEEEE THANKS JO
(BuddFoxx1) whoops I am not hosting
(JoAnneP) WELCOME VILTRAN!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(Jenn26) SCORE PLEASE VIL>>>>>>>DRUM ROLL LOLOLOLOL
(Viltran) VILTRAN/JENN 10 BUDD FOXX/MEIS9 4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(BuddFoxx1) THAT SUCKED
(BuddFoxx1) THAT SUCKED
(Jenn26) YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Jenn26) lol
(Sizz514) LOL
(BuddFoxx1) THAT SUCKED
(Viltran) we are not DEAD LAST!
(Jenn26) yeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Viltran) WE WON ONE JENN :))))
(JoAnneP) YOU MEAN BUDD AND MEIS ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW, HUH??? LOL!!!
(Viltran) WE ARE WINNERS
(Jenn26) LOLOLOLOL VIL
(Jenn26) ROFL YEPPPPPPPPPPPP
(Jenn26) I LOVE IT LOLOL
(Viltran) well let's see we dont' get to be winners cause we lost and we dont' get to be loosers cause we won....hmmmm what the heck are we jenn??
(JoAnneP) DON'T FORGET TO SEND THE PIC MEIS!!! ;))))
(Jenn26) We are awesome
(meis9) I WONT JO PROMISE
(Jenn26) we BEAT budd together ROFLMAO
(JoAnneP) Y'ALL ARE THE HIGHEST OF THE LOWS, VIL!!!
(Jenn26) oops that sounded bad
(Viltran) We are the Higest of the Lows I like that!
(Viltran) do we get an award?? a special prize?? a special anything?


OVERHEARD IN THE LOBBY

[Enter] Viltran
(Viltran) Hi ya all :) am I late??
(meis9) yes where have ya been lol
(Sizz514) Are you ever late, Viltran?
(Viltran) who me LOL nope never except when I sleep LOL
(Sizz514) Viltran - who you partnering with tonight? Jenn?
(Viltran) yup sure am why??
(Viltran) did I do something wrong?
(Sizz514) are you signed up?? LOL
(Viltran) of course we are!
(Viltran) I think LOL
(Viltran) I'll ask jenn
(Viltran) ok sizz i checked with the boss and she said she signed us up so I am ok then right?
(Sizz514) You're very OK, Viltran ;)
(Viltran) GOOD had to check LOL

[Enter] meis9
(meis9) i feel watched every time i come in trumpy2 says hi lol
(Sizz514) do you say Hi back?
(meis9) heck no im crazy but not nuts lol
(meis9) what happened to trumpy did he rust and die?
(Sizz514) well you know Seniors, they always let their kids take over when they get bored :)

(TheBean28) **** Passes around a big basket of fresh, hot Philly Soft Pretzels **** :)))
(Sizz514) YUMMMMM - thanks Bean :)))
(Viltran) hey I missed out on the Hot Philly Soft Pretzles....pass them this way!
(TheBean28) ****Hands special pretzel to Viltran *** :))) an extra for Jenn too LOL
(Viltran) she's not getting it it's all mine :)
TheBean28) hehe
(Viltran) and no one tell her I ate hers
(Sizz514) I'm telling!
(Viltran) SHHHHHH sizz you get me in trouble all the time!
(Sizz514) No, Viltran - you get yourself in all the trouble you can :)
[Enter] Jenn26
(Jenn26) EUCHRE WITHDRAWLS I AM HAVING LOL
(TheBean28) Hi JENN...Vil..has a special snack for you he was saving ;) hehe Vil..you still have it right?? LOL
(Jenn26) rofl the bean : )))))))))
(Viltran) BEAN!
(Jenn26) i love snacks : )))
(Viltran) I told you not to tell her!
(TheBean28) hehe :))
(Viltran) I ate it LOL
(Jenn26) unless you already ate it bean
(Jenn26) LOL
Jenn26) i don't likeleftovers LOL
(Viltran) *getting pin to deflate the gas out of thebean*
TheBean28) oppps...hehe
Viltran) he didn't tell me it was for you till I ate it jenn
Viltran) I'm sorry :(
(Jenn26) ok....i am getting genders mixed up
(TheBean28) Vil...I'm SHE Bean :)) LOL
(Sizz514) YES SHE DID Vil - don't lie!!!
(Jenn26) he or she?
(Jenn26) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOT IT
RIGHT

(Sizz514) ANYONE ELSE HERE WHO WANTS TO PLAY - BUT WAS BAD AND DIDN'T SIGN UP?
(Viltran) bad sizz bad sizz

(Viltran) your not looking as pregnant tonight Jo!
(JoAnneP) THANKS, VIL??? ;OPPPPPPPPPPP

(CalamityS) Bruce sends his regrets for not being able to lose tonight but he can't make it, so his apologies from me :D
(This note obviously lost something in the translation ---Bruce)

(CallMeQ) is there a slower version of this lobby ??

(Wolffee) ANY ONE KNOW HOW TO CHANGE THE SCRIPT IF IT IS IN A FONT YOU CAN'T
READ????
(gppPam) Yes WOlffee
(KiwiGarry) read the FAQ Wolfie
(EUCHem) THE FAQ'S AND NOTHING BUT THE FAQ'S
(gppPam) Or yeah, send them to my page...www.door.net/pam and go to the FAQ section

(BuddFoxx1) Where oh where are you tonight why did you leave me here all alone
(BuddFoxx1) i searched the world over and thought id found true love
(BuddFoxx1) you met another and pffffffff you were gone
(BuddFoxx1) THAT ROCKS

(Kaliki) GPPPAM/GPPLISAG VRS LYNN10/KIWIGARRY
(Jenn26) GL PAM AND LISA *SMILE*
(Viltran) is that legal for two gpp's to play with each other?
(Jenn26) ROFL....sure it is : )))
(Viltran) I wanna watch then :)
(GregBBad) it's not legal, but sure fun to watych ;)

(JoAnneP) OKAY SO WE HAVE DOC AND BO VS. DEDA AND THE MYSTERY PLAYER!!!
(Kaliki) DOC5/BO5 VRS DEDA/MYSTERY PLAYER
(JoAnneP) HIYA DEDA . . . THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING!!! ;)))))))))))))
(JoAnneP) WORKING ON GETTING YOU A PARD RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT!!! ;)))))
(JoAnneP) ANYONE ELSE HERE WANNA PLAY IN THE TOURNEY??? DEDA NEEDS A PARD!!!!
(JoAnneP) DEDA . . . HOW ABOUT GREG???
(deda01) I'll take him...LOL
(Sizz514) just don't keep him :)
(JoAnneP) WAIT . . . WE HAVE ONE . . . THEFLIRT!!! ;)))
(deda01) OMG
(deda01) GODDIE
(JoAnneP) LOL!!!!
(deda01) or goodie
(theflirt) i want deda

(MystOne) Us'n 10 Them 9
(Sizz514) (reaching over and smacking Myst on the head)
(MystOne) MYSTONE/LADYZEE 10 STORM64/SLVRBALL 9
(MystOne) lol
(JoAnneP) DO IT RIGHT MYSTY . . . OR WE ALL WILL SMACK YOU!!! LOL!!! THAT'S
BETTER!!!
(BuddFoxx1) JoAnne my you are fiesty tonight
(BuddFoxx1) but hey you can give me a smack on the head
(MystOne) SMACK ME......PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sizz514) Well if you'd enjoy it - forget it
(BuddFoxx1) NO SIZZ COME DO IT
(JoAnneP) *SMACKING MYST!!* LADY??? CAN'T YOU MAKE HIM BEHAVE!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPP

(ConnieB) alright...what is kaliki trying to say behind my back tonight?? :)
(Kaliki) you are in luck tonight...i havent had time to say anything about anyone....lol
(Sizz514) that you're playing faster tonight?
(ConnieB) hehe...well that is certainly rare form for you kaliki.....
(ConnieB) watch it sizz....
(ConnieB) ain't always me... LOL
(ConnieB) i just get blamed for it.. *GRIN*
(meis9) CONNIE COME PLAY
(ConnieB) would rather .....where at??

(CalamityS) One down, can we just do the interview now and get it over with??
(CalamityS) We proved we can win

(gppPam) Lynn/KiwiGary 10 gppPam/gppLisag undisclosed but lost
(gppPam) ok ok ok...we had 4
(gppPam) oops..forgot the caps sigh
(Stargaze2) PAM SURE THAT IS RIGHT.. JUST KIDDING
(gppPam) Go ahead...kick me when I'm down! ; )
(Lynn10) gg pam and lisa... wtg pard
(Lynn10) and pam.... ditch the "new approach".. HEHEHE
(gppPam) LOLOL
(gppLisag) lol
(Lynn10) **ducking**
(gppPam) hit the ground weasle!
(JoAnneP) DOES THIS MEAN PAMMY SHOULD BE GIVING US A SCORE AND HASN'T????
;OPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(gppPam) I have Miss Jo. Twice in fact
(gppLisag) yes she did 2 times
(gppPam) LYNN/KIWIGARY 10 PAM/LISAG 4 She's making me post it numerous times out of spite
(JoAnneP) GREG JUST SAW IT . . . SORRY PAMMY!!! FALSELY ACCUSED!!!
;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(JoAnneP) ROFL . . . YOU LOSERS . . . NOW YOU ARE MINE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(gppPam) Jo is just being mean..making me post our loss over and over
(gppPam) Gee, that's a good slogan to attract players Jo
(JoAnneP) NOT UNLIKE HOW SHE HUMILIATES US IN SPADES!!! ;))))))
(gppLisag) pam will you mute jo

(JoAnneP) WE ACTUALLY WON LAST WEEK PAMMY . . . WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THAT
HAPPENED??? ;OPPPPPPPPP
(Sizz514) Read the newsletter, Pam
(gppPam) Yeah, I heard about that. I've asked Ted to investigate all the game logs you played in Jo
(Sizz514) LOL
(gppPam) must have been a bug or something
(JoAnneP) ROFL, PAMMY YA BRAT!!! ;))))))))))))
(JoAnneP) LISA . . . YOU AND YOUR EXTREMELY RUDE AND BRATTY PARD ARE WAITING
ON EITHER BETHANN'S TABLE OR DOC'S TABLE!!! ;))))))))
(gppLisag) OK JO OHHHHHH AND MY PARD WOULD NOT BE BRATTY IF YOU WAS
NICE TO HER LOL
(gppPam) that's telling her Lisa
(JoAnneP) *GASP!!* I AM ALWAYS NICE TO HER!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPPP
(gppLisag) pam did you see what she said about you???

(meis9) HEY JO WHY DONT YOU START A PAGE AND POST EVERY ONES PICT???????
(BuddFoxx1) I have a picture of me in a football jersey, knickers, a pair of golf spikes, and a beanie
(JoAnneP) PAMMY HAS ONE MEIS!!! CHECK IT OUT!!!
(meis9) KEWL
gppPam) I only started it a couple days ago so not many pictures up yet
(BuddFoxx1) pam your page is growing
(meis9) WHATS THE ADDRESS TO SEND PIC PAM
(gppPam) email to pam@door.net site is www.door.net/pam
(GregBBad) Where do I send the pic to, Pam?
(BuddFoxx1) http://www.scarcrows-r-us.com

(JoAnneP) WHY DON'T YOU AND CONNIE PLAY BUDD AND JENN FOR THE LOSERS, LOSERS
TOURNEY, MEIS??? LOL!!!
(Jenn26) HEYYYYYYY that would be COOL LOL
(meis9) I WOULD BUT CONNIE LEFT
(BuddFoxx1) hey...what are you saying
(Jenn26) ROFL
(BuddFoxx1) losers losers tourney

(Kaliki) gee, Budd...the next time you leave me highlighted and say something to someone else...try to
make it a bit more interesting....rofl
(Sizz514) LOL
(Sizz514) what are you offering, Budd?
(JoAnneP) ROFL, KALIKI!!! GOOD . . . HE CAN ASK *YOU* WHAT YOU'RE WEARING NEXT
TIME . . . WAS PROLLY MEANT FOR YOU ANYWAY!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPP
(Kaliki) he did...lol...but then forgot to un-highlight me

[Enter] BruceM1
(BruceM1) Good evening, I didn't sign up, I don't have a pard, but can I STILL PLAY??????????
(Kaliki) NO!!!!!!!!!
(BruceM1) did ya miss me Jo???? :-)
(Jenn26) BRUCEEEEEEE HI YA
(JoAnneP) OMG . . . NOW MY EVENING IS COMPLETE . . . BRUCE IS HERE!!! LOL!!!
(JoAnneP) OOPS . . . I MEAN HIYA BRUCE!!! ;)))))
(meis9) HEY WHO IS THIS BRUCE GUY TRYING TO BUT IN OUR CONVERSATION LOL
(BruceM1) I knew I would make you happy by showing up Jo :-)
(Viltran) I just noticed that Kaliki is here when did you get here Kaliki?
(Kaliki) wow sizz...all we get was a :-)....no smooches...some new competition for his affections???
(BruceM1) #SMOOCH
Kaliki) gee, Vil...been here all evening....
(Viltran) gee I missed ya
(JoAnneP) ALL I GOT WAS A "DID YOU MISS ME"????
(Viltran) LOl so I am slow
(BruceM1) and you expected what Jo??? :-)
(Kaliki) so much for the sparkly outfit....takes it off and throws it in the corner
(JoAnneP) SHE ANNOUNCED ALL THE INITIAL TABLES, VIL!!! WHERE YOU BEEN???
(BruceM1) now you're talking Kaliki 
(Jenn26) WOWWWWWWWWWWW GO KALIKI GO
(Viltran) SHE DID???
(Kaliki) rofl!!!

(JoAnneP) NIGHT-NIGHT BRUCE!!! SLEEP WELL!!! ;))))
(BruceM1) am I supposed to take that as a hint Jo???
(Sizz514) I think she meant Budd
(Kaliki) 
(JoAnneP) DO YOU WANT IT TO BE BRUCE??? ;))))))))))))))
(Sizz514) Jo's confused tonight :)
(BruceM1) tonite??
(Kaliki) tonight??
(Kaliki) lol
(Sizz514) LOL
(GregBBad) Hiya Bruce! ;);)
(JoAnneP) ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(BruceM1) bout time you woke up Greg :-)
(GregBBad) Jo and Kaliki and Sizz were complaining that no one was here to harrass them tonight .. OH, the moaning and complaining I've had to listen to!
(Sizz514) as long as he stays away from that translator program!

(Sizz514) I think the score is
(gppPam) GPPPAM/GPPLISAG 10 BUTCHC/PARD 9
(Kaliki) wait jo...we dont have a message for pam and lisa WINNING.....
(EUCHem) wow pam WTG
(gppPam) I can't remember her name : ( I'm so embarassed
(JoAnneP) HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!
(gppPam) GEEZ...sorry
(gppPam) That's why I was pausing so long
(EUCHem) sheesh pam... kick them while they're down
(gppPam) I was in a panic!!
(GregBBad) Congrats (choke), Pam and Lisa :-))
(JoAnneP) WOW!!!! You mean Pammy and Lisa actually WON??? *Fainting!!*


FYI

We have updated last week's newsletter to include Burkee's picture . . . we had problems reading it originally!! You really should check it out . . . she's a cutie!!! ;)))


SPECIAL "STEEL CAGE" LOSERS' MATCH

This week we had a lot of people milling around the lobby after they were out of the tourney and finished with their matches. They wanted to play some more euchre!! LOL!!! We decided it might a good idea to put them all to work (before they started an all-out revolt) so we gave them a chance to win ONE last time!!! Thus was born the Special "Steel Cage" Losers' Match!! ;)))) Here are pictures of the participants:

In corner number one we had Jenn26 (with Pooh cheering her on) and Viltran (shocked at finding a baby in his arms . . . LOL)
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BuddFoxx1 (accompanied by his and Jenn's lovely daughter, Kelsey) and Meis9 (who looks like he got caught by Candid Camera) in corner number two
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They came out swinging but in the end only two of them were standing!! And the winners of the Special "Steel Cage" Losers' Match were . . . (a drum roll please) . . . Jenn26 and Viltran!!! Y'all know what this means right??? It means that Jenn and Viltran actually won SOMETHING!!! LOL!!! Unfortunately, it also means that BuddFoxx and Meis were the losers of the Losers' Match . . . but don't let that hurt your fragile male egos . . . we all still love you guys!!! ;)))))  CONGRATULATIONS, JENN and VIL!!! ;))))


THANKS

We want to thank Sizz, as usual, for her GREAT interviews!!! ;))))  We also should thank Bruce for doing all the lobby chat this week!! (Notice we didn't say we WANTED to thank him!!! LOL!!! ;opppppp) Thanks for all the help you two . . . good work as usual!!!  ;)))) Last but surely not least, we wish to thank all the good-natured euchre players who help make the tourney FUN!!! THANKS Y'ALL!!! PLEASE don't forget to sign up NOW if you'd like to play in the next tourney. To sign up now, simply click HERE!!! ;))) We hope to see y'all on Friday night!!! In the meantime, may the Euchre Goddess and God smile down upon you and bring you loners!!! ;)))) Take care, everyone!!!


TOP TEN LIST OF THE WEEK

This week's Top Ten Question was . . . If YOU were to win the Friday Night Partners' Euchre Tourney, what would you want the Newsletter headline to say???

10. BEARSALL AND WOLFFIE FINALLY WIN THE REAL TOURNAMENT INSTEAD OF THE CONSOLATION TOURNAMENT! (wolffee)
Tied with . . . "ewinghb" previously named "ewing01" changed his name and came back to kick some ASS! (ewinghb)

9. TableTalk keeps fingers still, finally wins more than two games in a row! (TableTalk)

8. The Copper Stars are Shinning Bright (Stargaze)

7. finally after all the bull we put up with, meis9 & pard win one thank the euchre gods he will settle (meis9)

6. MaxiLovs are not just for women anymore!!! (MaxiMa95)
Tied with . . . LovtoPlay and Maxi win their first tourney (Lovtoplay)

5. VIL AND JENN MAKE IT THROUGH THE CLOUD OF SMOKE TO CLAIM THEIR PRIZE *coughcough* LOL (Jenn26)
Tied with . . . Rescue Workers called to WW to revive tourney workers,Vil & Jenn win and cause massive heart attacks (Viltran)

4. The Cream Rises to The Top Again! (Baddly)
Tied with . . . The Sweetheart of WW Wins Tourney (Specialty)

3. He may be kinda fuzzy but he sure ain't green! (KiwiGarry)

2. Bowers, who needs stinking bowers (Doc5)
Tied with . . . Whatta pard!! (Bo5)

And the #1 answer to this week's question, If YOU were to win the Friday Night Partners' Euchre Tourney, what would you want the Newsletter headline to say???

1. Plucky Pam Pummels Players and Plunges Pompous Jo into a Pouty Post Traumatic Psychosis (gppPam)

Next week's Top Ten Question is . . . If you could be Trumpy2 for a day in euchre . . . what would you do to make him more popular?? ;)))


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