The Weekly Newsletter
September 11, 1998

Bearsall and Wolffee Beat the Bejeezus out of Battlers
 
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Wolffee
This is what can happen if you don't give us a pic ;);)
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Bearsall
With all those kids, *I* would be taking it easy too;););)
Wolffee and Bearsall were the overall winners of the tourney.  Since Bearsall had to get up early for work the next morning, and Wolffee didn't want to be interviewed without her partner, they told us to use their previous interview(s).   Here are the links were these interviews can be found: 

Bearsall (Consolation Tourney Winner w/filly) 
Wolffee and Bearsall (Consolation Tourney Winners) 

Wolffee, you got your wish .. you two won the BIG one :-)))))) CONGRATULATIONS - YOU TWO PLAYED GREAT!!! :-))))

 
The winners of the Consolation Tourney were slvrball & PETEYB61. They galloped over CalamityS & billherm for this win. PETEY, who has brown eyes, is 36 years old, was born in Newport, RI and now lives in Normal, IL. (But ... is he?) LOL. My "Assistant" Myst also lives in IL. PETEY is married and has three children (a 2-yr old boy and 4-mo. old twin girls). PETEY asked the question, "What is sleep?" I hate to tell ya Petey, but don't plan on much of it for about 20 years or so. PETEY is a Bldg. Service Foreman at Illinois State and he enjoys it most of the time. In fact, he was on his lunch break to do the tourney and interview. Long lunch break, huh? Slvrball, who also has brown eyes, is 54 years old, was born in Jackson, MI and now lives in Oklahoma City, OK. Slvrball has a darling granddaughter who's 5 years old. Slvrball is a retired pinball technician. We're all gonna go visit and play his pinball machines. Slvrball enjoys playing pinball (naturally) and spades. PETEY says he usually is watching the rugrats (the kids) and sports. When I told him that "Rugrats" was a cartoon, he told us that his household is a cartoon sometimes. Just sometimes??? With three kids under the age of 3? If they could travel anywhere, PETEY tells us he'd like to go to Germany and visit his best friend. They joined the Army together, but his friend stayed over in Germany. Slvrball is happy where he is (has been all over the world) and would just like to relax and fish in Colorado. If they could invite anyone to dinner (living or deceased), slvrball tells us he'd invite his Dad. He's been gone since 1970 and they'd have a lot to catch up on. PETEY told us he'd invite his wife (because she was sitting there, and if he didn't say her he'd be in BIG trouble) , but I promised she could go, too, so he said he'd love to dine with Michael Jordan or Troy Aikman. Slvrball's favorite color is blue; favorite TV Show is "Star Trek;" favorite song is "Kisses Sweeter Than Wine;" favorite movie is "Godfather." PETEY's favorite color is blue; favorite TV Show is "NFL on Fox;" favorite song is "Kasmir" by Led Zepplin; favorite movie is "Scarface." PETEY has been playing euchre for 19 years, while slvrball has been playing 40+ years (hey, almost as long as I've been alive!). If we asked a friend to describe these gentlemen, they think they're friend would describe them as "cool" (PETEY) and "a good guy" (slvrball). Slvrball doesn't have a regular partner in euchre. PETEY usually plays with Precious during non- tourney euchre. They tell us they won tonight because they're GOOD and had some luck. Slvrball and PETEY agree that you should play to win and have FUN! PETEY tells us his very first memory is of him and his dad fishing. He said he also remembers that when the dog barked, he climbed up on his dad's back. (Must have been a BIG dog!). Slvrball says he remembers going deer hunting with his dad. CONGRATS YOU TWO - YOU DONE GOOD!
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Slvrball
Or one of his hobbies, anyway ;);)
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PeteyB61
Sorry, Petey, we couldn't resist ;);) 
And thanks again to my Assistant MystOne -- he's a dream! (Ed. note - did you mean dream as in nightmare, Sizz??? ;op)

SPECIAL AWARDS

THE YOU'RE ALL INVITED AWARD goes to . . .
(CalamityS) LOL well you are all invited to my wedding there on October 17th
(CalamityS) We are getting married on horseback at the Silverbell Chapel

A RARE SERIOUS MOMENT . . . CHICIMAMA, OUR THOUGHTS AND WISHES ARE WITH YOU!!! GET WELL . . . THAT'S AN ORDER!!!
(Sizz514) I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
(Sizz514) PLEASE SAY A PRAYER FOR CHICIMAMA - SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL AND NEEDS OUR PRAYERS
(Sizz514) LAST I HEARD SHE WAS IN A COMA
(Sizz514) HAD BRAIN SURGERY YESTERDAY - TOOK 7 HOURS
(Sizz514) SORRY - SURGERY WAS TUESDAY - MY MISTAKE

THE I'M PREPARED AWARD goes to . . .
(MsMai) ok peed, got sandwich and coke and desert im ready lol

THE SPECIAL NEW NICKNAME AWARD DUE TO TOO MANY NUMBERS goes to . . . k100234 (something or other . . . LOL)!!!
(GregBBad) rose and k100... - just waiting for another table to finish for your next game :-)
(droopydd) rosebudd and k123something or other 3 us ten
(k100234) knumbers
(k100234) lol
(droopydd) lol
(GregBBad) k#???
(GregBBad) k#'s??
(k100234) if I can ever get westwood to DELETE THIS FRIGGIN USER
(GregBBad) k#'s/rosebudd vs. maxima95/lovtoplay .. good luck u 4 :-))

THE TYPO OF THE NIGHT AWARD goes to . . .
(Swtbby) SWEETBBY/DFAG 8 EUCHEM/TRAVELMAN 10
(EUCHem) LOL he got booted for typo sheesh
(RoseBudd) for saying FAGGGGGGGGDDDD
(gppWHIZ) ohh my she said the gay thing
(MebSweets) need to fix trumpy
(JoAnneP) ROFL!!! TRUMPY IS KICKING EVERYONE!!!
(MebSweets) can say more bad words on tv
(DFrag) or in church
[Enter Swtbby]
(Swtbby) talk about typos!!!!

THE WHO??? Award goes to . . .
(LdyBlue) ZONE05/LDYBLUE 10 AND MICHRUMMY AND KIWIBILL 8
(Litelite) Who
(KiwiGarry) Who is Kiwibill? :)
(LdyBlue) sorry garry
(MichRummy) she meant cowboy Bill...
(JoAnneP) ROFL!!! CLOSE ENOUGH!!!
(LdyBlue) lol
(JoAnneP) LMAO!!!
(KiwiGarry) My long lost brother?? LOL
(MichRummy) Kiwi Garry......Cowboy bill...close...
(MichRummy) no his name martin!

THE EVER COVETED FIRST OUT AWARD goes to Mr. & Ms. Happy!!!
(EUCHem) EUCHEM/TRAVELMAN = 10 MR/MSHAPPY = 5
(JoAnneP) MR. & MS. HAPPY . . . SORRY Y'ALL BUT YOU DID WIN FIRST OUT TONIGHT!!! ;)))))
(JoAnneP) AT LEAST YOU WON SOMETHING!!! ;))))

OUR GOOD LUCK AND BEST WISHES go to . . .
(LdyBlue) WISH ME WELL ALL SURGERY NEXT TUESDAY WILL BE OFF PUTER FOR TWO WEEKS :(
(CalamityS) Awwwwwwww Ldy, hope is nothing serious
(JoAnneP) OUCH!!! GOOD LUCK LADYBLUE!!!
(Sizz514) GOOD LUCK, LDYBLUE - WE'LL MISS YOU - COME BACK HEALTHY :))))
(LdyBlue) nope routine stuff
(CalamityS) Good Ldy, our prayers will be with you
(JoAnneP) WE'LL DEFINITELY MISS YOU!!! I HOPE YOU RECOVER QUICKLY!!!


OVERHEARD IN THE LOBBY
 

(Gppkity) i want to play?
(GregBBad) Yes, you do, Kity ;);)
(JoAnneP) Hiya Kity!!! ;)))) Do you have a pard??? Or aren't you sure if you wanna play??? ;))))
(GregBBad) do you ahve a partner, Kity ??
(Gppkity) No
(gppcy) pick me kitty lol
(Gppkity) do i have to have one?
(GregBBad) YOu wanna do the matchmaking, babe???
(Gppkity) lol
(GregBBad) no, you don't, Kity .. we will fix you up ;);)
(gppcy) sounds like a datting game
(GregBBad) Although I have to warn you, Jo's matchmaking leaves a little to be desires ;);)
(JoAnneP) Yes, all the matches are made!!! ;)))) Looks like gppCy and gppKity as pards to me!!! ;)))))

(Gppkity) Order GPP for a friend (Christmas is coming) call 1-800-874-4607
(GregBBad) How much do we get paid for the advertising space???

[Exit] Bewhiched
[Enter] Bewhiched
(Bewhiched) sorry all sneezed and blew myself outta the lobby......lolol
(billherm) you just supposed to TWITCH your nose, right?
(Sizz514) and Bless You
(Bewhiched) yes but the twitcher is on the blink......lol
(Dunf) i thought jeanie was the one who blinked?
(billherm) my desk just rumbled... I think the sneeze just passed through Houston

(KatieRed) hey....will you hook me up guys?
(GregBBad) yes, KatieREd :-)) BLonde, black-headed.. you ahve a preference???
(billherm) KatieRed - reigning champ, 5th on the ladder... can we play her LAST?? lol
(JoAnneP) Dunf and KatieRed . . . Partners!!! ;)))))
(KatieRed) hehehe....nope no preference
(KatieRed) I'll have Dunf if he'll have me
(Dunf) are we still talkin about euchre Red?
(KatieRed) yeah I am D....hehe
(Dunf) too bad! :-) but..if euchre is all it, then that will have to do
(KatieRed) I'm gonna wait and see how ya do...lol
(KatieRed) then we'll talk Dunf...*wink*

(zone05) PARD FOR HIRE...:o)
(CalamityS) Bill, I am shocked, you beat me here!!!!!!!!!
(Sizz514) he wanted to shock you, Sue
(CalamityS) I signed us up partner :D (Patting self on back)
(CalamityS) Soooo let me get this straight .... Bill talks to everyone but me????????
(Sizz514) He's saving the best for last, Sue
(CalamityS) I see ..........
(billherm) I said HI HI ... that's twice to you, pard ;Þ
(billherm) did you sign us up, Sue????
(CalamityS) Okay, let's try this again ................
(CalamityS) CalamitySusan quietly enters, says Hi to partner, tells him she has signed us up...... proceeds to not say anything bad about Bruce, hugs Greg, Bruce and Sizz
(billherm) is Sue here?? Anyone seen her yet?
(CalamityS) And then very loudly to partner says .......... PppPppPPppP

(BigParrot) {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ JO }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} hiya... ltns, how ya been?
(JoAnneP) Crazy at the moment!!! ;))))))))))))))
(BRUCE ADDS COMMENT: At the moment?????????)

(BigParrot) SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKKK hiya WW flock :)
(wildkity) Ok everyone Dinner is here!!! WHo ordered Hot wings?
(BigParrot) SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
(billherm) not WINGS kity... you got the order wrong!
(BigParrot) bad ol putty tat !!
(Dunf) I order MoiGuGai Cat
(zone05) I DID MUSTA ATE A FEW OF HIS REALATIVES
(butchc) who let the parrot in??
(Sizz514) I did, Butch :)
(wildkity) Wings are good with Beer on a friday night playing euchre
(wildkity) don't ya think?
(BigParrot) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!
(Sizz514) kinda messy tho, wildkity
(wildkity) I do
(BigParrot) pizza is much better !!
(zone05) HERE BIRDIE BIRDIE

(Lynn10) <----streaks in nekid... ok who locked the door???????

(zone05) SLIGHTLY USED PARD FOR HIRE

(k100234) oh my.. look at the crowd

(Wolffee) what time will we start tonight and are we staying in special events or moving to tech sup?
(Sizz514) OK Wolffee - that's enuf outta you LOL
(GregBBad) Around 9:00 EST, and no, we will play here :-)

(billherm) There's only one problem with euchre night... :(
(Sizz514) there's never a problem with euchre - any night :)
(billherm) there's never enough SYSOPS for this crowd!

(CalamityS) I do have to say this ...... Bruce said he would absolutely positively be here tonight so I couldn't talk about him behind his back, anyone see him???????
(Sizz514) I have him as N/A on ICQ - let me bug him and see if he's alive
(CalamityS) He is not answering .... Bawk Bawk
(billherm) where is Kaliki tonight?
(CalamityS) Kaliki with Bruce

(JoAnneP) SWTBBY/DEFRAG VS. EUCHEM/TRAVELMAN!!!
(Steven2u) wow.. did we start? :)
(EUCHem) OH NO.. IT'S 6:01 AND I HAVE A TABLE ASSIGNMENT!!!!!!
(Steven2u) am I late?
(GregBBad) lol .. just a few seconds, Steven :-)
(Desiree2) wowow first time ever we started on time wowowowowowowwow
(Dunf) what time does this thing start?
(Desiree2) and poor kadena is not here tooooooo bad
(MichRummy) tHIS IS NOT STARTING ON TIME IS IT???? wow
(Sizz514) Oh shush Mich :D
(MichRummy) HOLY MOLY..end of the world!!!!!
(MichRummy) that was a compliment Sizz/Jo
(Sizz514) Well - OK then :)
(QuietLady) JoAnne......forget this silly "starting on time"! Look at all the probs its caused :-))))
(JoAnneP) OKAY . . . LMAO!!!

(Dunf) the first game is practice, right?

(Sizz514) I don't see Myst - where is he?
(Desiree2) think he went to look for a cow
(Ladyzee) ON THE WAY !!!!!!!!!
(Lynn10) THX FOR THE WARNING!!!! hehe

(Sizz514) Still missing your e I see, Myst
(MystOn) YEAH.....ANYONE SEE MY E????????
(Sizz514) did you forget your password, too?
(MystOn) Who????
(GregBBad) I thought maybe it was a takeoff of the fantastic 4 .. MYST ON!!! MYST OFF!!

(Ladyzee) Where is Butch supposed to be he's lost !!! LOL
(JoAnneP) BUTCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE AT ANTGMAN'S TABLE!!! LOL!!!!
(Steven2u) he's at my table trying to get my seat I guess
(Steven2u) always someone taking advantage!
(QuietLady) LOL...I asked him if he was Steven in disguise

(butchc) let's win the 2nd chance bracket
(GregBBad) DUNF/KATIERED VS. BUTCHC/KATIERED .. GODO LUCK U 4 :-)
(katy321) ok!
(katy321) hmmmm
(GregBBad) OOPS
(Dunf) Greg?? my pard is on BOTH sides??
(GregBBad) LOL
(GregBBad) SORRY ABOUT THAT
(GregBBad) KATY321
(GregBBad) AT LEAST IT WOULD BE AN INTERESTING MATCH ;);)
(KatieRed) don't think you guys could handle 2 of me...lol
(katy321) lol
(Sizz514) nope - we sure couldn't, Katie
(CalamityS) Well at least you would win one way or another
(KatieRed) hehe...I know hubby couldn't

(MsMai) seems i'm lost soooo much lol age i guess
(Litelite) Same here its been crazy lol

(GregBBad) LITELITE/MSMAI VS. PETEYB61/SLVRBALL .. GOOD LUCK U 54 ;-))
(GregBBad) 4, THAT IS ;)
(Sizz514) 54? WOW - all at one table??????

(MystOn) The CORRECT format for reporting scores......US'N 10...THEM 3.....
(Sizz514) (SMACKING MYST)
(MystOn) OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sizz514) BEHAVE ASSISTANT!
(JoAnneP) BEHAVE MYST OFF!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(MystOn) WHY?????
(Lynn10) <---wants in on this too... ***smacks myst***
(MystOn) That's NO fun!!!!!!
(MystOn) HEY!!!!!!1
(JoAnneP) I DO . . . I DO!!! *SMACKING MYSTY!!*

(JoAnneP) EUCHEM AND TRAVEL . . . Y'ALL ARE TOO FAST AS USUAL!!! I SHOULD HAVE ASSIGNED Y'ALL LAST!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPP GO PEE AND GRAB SOMETHING TO DRINK YOU TWO!!! ;))))
(Sizz514) but pee first - so you can refill
(JoAnneP) LOL!!! ;))))))))) SHE'S GOT A GOOD POINT!!! ;)))))))
(EUCHem) ok, np... but... i dont need to pee... do i have to???
(Sizz514) well you can't during the game :D
(travelman) lol
(Sizz514) you should go try :)
(EUCHem) i have a great bladder
(JoAnneP) LOL . . . NOPE . . . BUT DON'T BE WHINING TO US LATER, EUCH!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(Sizz514) well OK - but if I hear you're BRBing ... you're in trouble

(Steven2u) ok you guys.. which of you are reporting?
(Ladyzee) Myst is
(Ladyzee) sooner or later lol
(Ladyzee) prob. us'n and them !!!!!!!!
(MystOn) UMMMMM...US'N.......OOPS...MYSTON/LADYZEE 10.....STEVEN2U/QUIETLADY 5
(Ladyzee) ROFLLLLLL

(k100234) Now I found out where all the old INNers went

(TableTalk) call 911 or the coast guard everyone to the rafts

(KatieRed) good luck you guys...I'm outta here to play spades...1 bag...some piece of clothing comes off..sounds interesting :))
(Ladyzee) GL KATIE !!!!!!!

(LdyBlue) o where o where could my little zone be
(LdyBlue) o where or where could he be'
(zone05) hi im back
(cardparde) myst, why are you out here...did you lose already?
(MystOn) NOOOOO
(MystOn) HEY....CARDPARDE'S GOT MY E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(cardparde) i found it in the lobby one day
(Sizz514) now how did that happen, Myst?
(MystOn) I WANT IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
(QuietLady) There ya go Myst......grab it
(cardparde) it will cost you
(MystOn) I'M NOT TOUCHING BACK THERE!!!!!!!
(MystOn) ON THAT END!!!!11
(QuietLady) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(QuietLady) Ask one of the @'s to get it for ya....there are plenty of them and its their job to help us, isn't it?
(GregBBad) wHAT IS IT YOU WANT, QUIETLADY??
(Sizz514) the lost "e" for Myst
(GregBBad) I AM HERE TO SERVE ;);)
(GregBBad) MUHAHAHAHA
(Sizz514) What are you serving, Greg?
(cardparde) i found it and i'm keeping it........
(JoAnneP) LOL . . . NOT ME!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(GregBBad) IT'S ACCORDING TO WHAT'S BEING ORDERED ;);)
(JoAnneP) LOL . . . TELL HIM CARDPARD*E*!!! ;))))))))))
(MystOn) JO...don't you have any rules about stealing someone's e?????????????
(JoAnneP) NO RULES FOR "E'S" WE HAVE RULES FOR "A'S" THOUGH!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(ConnieB) glad i'm a "B" then *grin*
(Sizz514) glad I'm an S then

(Swtbby) *DFRAG*/SWTBBY 9 BILLHERM/CALAMITYS11
(Swtbby) lol
(Swtbby) I did it
(JoAnneP) GOOD JOB SWTBBY!!! ;)))))))))))
(Sizz514) You did it!!! Good job, Swtbby

(JoAnneP) YOU'RE WAITING ON THE NEXT CONSOLATIONER'S SCORE SWTBBY AND DEFRAG!!! ;))))
(CalamityS) Try again Jo LOL
(JoAnneP) OOPS . . . SORRY YOU TWO . . . YOU'RE OUT!!!
(Swtbby) ws doing a double take JO
(JoAnneP) MY MISTAKE!!! THANKS FOR PLAYING SWTBBY AND DEFRAG WE HOPE YOU'LL COME BACK AND PLAY AGAIN!!! ;))))
(GregBBad) SO WAS I LOL
(billherm) LOL... Jo, you sound like an umpire! You're OUT!!
(Swtbby) was fun
(JoAnneP) SORRY ABOUT THAT!!! LOL!!!
(CalamityS) SEe how quickly she tries to get rid of us Bill
(billherm) I noticed that ...
(billherm) already had us crossed off
(CalamityS) First they make no mention of our noble try last week and now they kick us out even when we do win
(JoAnneP) GOOD . . . THAT'S OUR GOAL!!! (TO GET RID OF BILL AND SUE!!! ;OPPPPPPPPP) NO . . . WAIT . . . I MEAN TO HAVE FUN!!!
(billherm) SHE KNOW US TOO WELL!!! lol
(CalamityS) PppPpp
(GregBBad) CALAMITY AND BILL .. I AHVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU .. ALTHOUGH JO TOLD ME TO!!!!!!!!
(CalamityS) LOLOL Greg, I do not doubt that

(Lynn10) wow.. my pard left so fast, i still see the smoke.. LOL

(Sizz514) Bruce is in charge of Spades Tourney tomorrow
(Sizz514) Everyone is supposed to harrass him then
(JoAnneP) BRUCE IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING IS SCARY!!! ;))))))))))
(CalamityS) Oh I will be there for sure then ......... Bill you in?
(Sizz514) I'm gonna try to be there :)

(ConnieB) i wanna know what's going on out here while i'm playing at the tables :(
(Sizz514) We're saying how much we like you, Connie :)
(JoAnneP) AND WE WANT YOU TO HURRY CONNIE!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

(CalamityS) All your kind suggestions about my neck last week did not work so I went to doc and he gave me a shot in the head ,,,, ewwwwwww and still did not work!!
(CalamityS) So, I am back to the amputation theroy
(Sizz514) better than a shot in the back, Sue :)
(JoAnneP) I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE DRASTIC, SUE!!!
(billherm) I think that would fix it
(JoAnneP) WITH FRIENDS LIKE BILL, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES??? ;))))
(Sizz514) well he is right :D

(gppWHIZ) hey jo thanks for parding me up with a great player
(JoAnneP) YOU'RE WELCOME WHIZ!!! ;)))))))))))
(JoAnneP) GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY!!! ;)))))))))
(gppPam) Hmmm...my new mission in life is to be paired up with someone and have the person happy about it
(antgman) u can end that mission right here pammy
(gppPam) Wow! Thanks so much for partnering me up with Pam! What a player! What style! Such finesse!
(JoAnneP) RIGHT, PAMMY . . . LIKE *THAT'S* EVER GONNA HAPPEN!!! ;)))))))))))
(gppPam) You wound me deeply Jo
(JoAnneP) ROFL . . . YOU LOVE IT PAMMY!!! YOU THRIVE ON INSULTS . . . YOU TOLD ME SO!!! ;))))
(gppPam) That's ok. I'll go where I'm appreciated. Where I'm loved. Headed to play some solitaire!
(MichRummy) lol @Pam
(Sizz514) You saying no one loves you, Pam?
(JoAnneP) NO STAY PAMMY . . . IT'S PICK ON PAMMY NIGHT!!! ;))))))))))))))

(KiwiGarry) Nothing wrong with playin' with yerself Pam :)
(JoAnneP) WATCH IT GARRY . . . YOU'RE STARTING TO LOSE THAT INNOCENCE BY LEAPS AND BOUNDS!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPPP
(MichRummy) He was NEVER innocent!!!
(KiwiGarry) I lost it when I came to WW LOL
(MichRummy) yea right
(JoAnneP) LOL!!! HE *SAID* HE WAS!!! ;)))))))))))
(Sizz514) or Trumpy takes it away from you
(MichRummy) helied
(KiwiGarry) Hush Mich!!! LOL
(MichRummy) make me
(JoAnneP) NOW HE'S FIBBING TOO??? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!
(MichRummy) he wants to be President when he grows up
(KiwiGarry) IF I grow up
(JoAnneP) WILL HE EVER GROW UP??? ;))))))))))))
(Sizz514) won't happen, Garry

(MichRummy) *folding hands ladylike in lady know they are not referring to her as unruly one in here* *pointing fingers at REAL culprits*
(JoAnneP) WELL BRUCE IS NOT HERE . . . WHO ELSE IS A CULPRIT??? ;))))

[Enter] BruceM1
(BruceM1) Can I sign up for the tourney? I don't have a pard??
(Sizz514) Sure - now he shows up
(Sizz514) You ignore me earlier - and show up now - we see how you are
(JoAnneP) OMG . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE *REAL* CULPRIT JUST WALKED IN!!!
(BruceM1) culprit for what? what am I being blamed for this time??
(Sizz514) EVERYTHING and ANYTHING, Bruce
(JoAnneP) WHAT AREN'T YOU BEING BLAMED FOR FOR IS A SHORTER ANSWER, BRUCE!!! ;))))))))))
(CalamityS) How is it that Bruce shows up AFTER the games begin ................LOL
(Steven2u) he's not in it for the games.. that's why!

(GregBBad) I REALLY RUN THIS TOURNEY .. I JUST DON'T LET KALIKI AND JO KNOW IT ;);)
(Sizz514) WHAT A BUNCH OF BULL!!!!!!
(MichRummy) Hmm..I thought it was Kaliki, JO and Sizz......now Greg too.....LOL
(GregBBad) ROLFMAO :-))))
(GregBBad) IT WAS ALL MY IDEA ;)
(GregBBad) I DO ALL THE WORK
(Sizz514) Greg is just for looks
(JoAnneP) WE HUMOR HIM, MICH!!! ;)))
(GregBBad) I SLAVE OVER THE WEB PAGE
(GregBBad) JUST ASK MYSTONE IF IT'S NOT TRUE!!
(BruceM1) well if Greg does ALL the work, give him the chatlog this week Jo :-)
(GregBBad) ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(MystOn) whAT??????
(GregBBad) HMMMMMMMMMM
(ConnieB) you found the "E" greg??????
(GregBBad) REMEMBER, MYST, US GUYS GOT TO STICK TOGETHER ;);)
(MystOn) GREG'S THE BEST WORKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
(GregBBad) SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(MystOn) THE MOST HONEST.......
(GregBBad) PSSSTTTT.. THAT CHECK IS IN THE MAIL, MYST ;);)
(BruceM1) wait a min Myst, have I been replaced as your Mentor??? :-(
(Sizz514) Myst - what did you say?
(GregBBad) NO, I JUST PAY HIM MORE. BRUCE ;)
(MystOn) MOST DEPENDABLE........
(Sizz514) Myst - you are MY Assistant

[Enter] OneBadJo
(Sizz514) Hi OneBadJo - whoever you are
(JoAnneP) ROFL, THAT'S PUTTING IT MILDLY, SIZZ!!! ;)))
(BigParrot) mmmmmmm 2 bad Jo's now lol
(JoAnneP) HIYA JO!!! LOL!!! NICE NAME!!! ;))))
(OneBadJo) Hi JoAnne {{{{{{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}}}}}}
(JoAnneP) HEY, WATCH THAT BOID!!! LOL!!!!
(Sizz514) So who are you, BadJo?
(OneBadJo) A fan of JoAnne
(Sizz514) Isn't everyone?
(JoAnneP) ROFL . . . OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(JoAnneP) BE AFRAID, BE *VERY* AFRAID!!! ;))))))))))))
(JoAnneP) WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW IT'S NOT MYST THIS TIME!!! LOL!!!
(BigParrot) LOL !!! Jo has a groupy !!!
(Sizz514) as long as they don't grope
(Sizz514) at least in front of Greg
(BruceM1) a groupy grope??
(JoAnneP) I DOUBT THAT . . . I THINK IT'S PAMMY . . . TRYING TO GET ME BACK!!! ;)))))
(Sizz514) Pammy's sooooooo cute
(JoAnneP) WHO PULLED YOUR CHAIN BRUCE??? ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(BigParrot) did you ever get her back for that nickname thingy? LOL
(BruceM1) I knew ya missed me Jo :-)
(Sizz514) you gotta be nice to Pam - never know when Greg will need a new name
(JoAnneP) I SURE DID, BOID!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! GOT HER GOOD TOO!!! ;))))))
(MystOn) GOOOOOOOOOO......ONEBADJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Enter] OneBdSizz
(OneBadJo) Hiya Sizz!
(OneBdSizz) Hi Jo : )
(JoAnneP) ROFLMAO!!! HIYA ONEBADSIZZ!!! ;)))))
(MystOn) GOOOOOOOOOOO.....ONEBDSIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sizz514) ROFL - OneBdSizz - how funny
(OneBdSizz) : )
(Sizz514) so is this Pam or Lisa?
(MystOn) Can I interview them, BadJo and BdSizz???????????
(OneBdSizz) Shouldn't take too long to figure that out Sizz : )
(JoAnneP) SURE MYST . . . GO FOR IT!!! ROFLMAO!!! ;))))
(OneBadJo) Yes, the one in curlers I put up myself...am I brave or what?
(Sizz514) You are very brave - I laughed :)
(BigParrot) Jo in curlers?
(Sizz514) No - Pam in curlers
(OneBadJo) I think Jo is tightly wound enough without curlers
(GregBBad) I CAN GET YOU A PIC OF JO IN CURLERS IF YOU WANT;-)
(JoAnneP) ROFL!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . PAMMY IN FACE CREAM AND CURLERS!!! ;))))
(OneBadJo) actually, perhaps she's not wrapped tight enough : )
(Sizz514) and OneBdSizz .. no one can be bad like I can :) Just so you know
(JoAnneP) ROFLMAO!!! NOW REMEMBER EVERYONE . . . IT'S FRIDAY . . . IT'S PICK ON PAMMY NIGHT!!! ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Enter] gppPam
(gppPam) Keep it down in here. The neighbors have been complaining!!
(JoAnneP) ROFL, PAMMY . . . *TRY* TO BEHAVE!!! ;))))))
(BruceM1) which neighbors? I'll bet it's those stuffy people over in Spades

(KiwiGarry) I'm waiting Mich - got an hour or 2 before the wife comes LOL
(MichRummy) you have a wife?????
(GregBBad) LORD, WHAT ENDURANCE, KIWI!!!
(GregBBad) I'M JEALOUS
(KiwiGarry) Oooops! Didn't I tell you Mich :)
(JoAnneP) ROFLMAO!!! BEHAVE GREGORY!!!
(MichRummy) you ummmmmm......seemed to have forgotten that little detail Kiwi!
(KiwiGarry) So the wedding is off??

(JoAnneP) OKAY . . . I WAS JUST TRYING TO MENTION EVERYONE!!! ;)))))))))
(MystOn) EVEN THE POPE????
(JoAnneP) WHO ASKED HIM ANYWAY??? ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP LOL!!!
(JoAnneP) NO, NOT THE POPE!!! ;)))))
(Sizz514) Yeah - he has his own problems
(MystOn) *Practicing my interviewing skills in the mirror*

(CalamityS) HEY EVERYONE LESE IS IN OUR ROOM, YOU ALL MIGHT AS WELL JOIN US
(BruceM1) only if you are losing Sue :-)
(JoAnneP) Y'ALL HAVING A PARTY IN THERE??? LOL!!!
(BigParrot) trying to set a record?
(ConnieB) go for it bruce!! you don't get an invite like that all the time! :)
(JoAnneP) BRUCE NEVER GETS INVITED TO TABLES . . . LOL!!! PEOPLE ARE USUALLY TRYING TO KEEP HIM OUT!!! ;)))))))))))
(Sizz514) awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(ConnieB) don't go having sympathy for him sizz....he brings it on himself rofl
(JoAnneP) GOT THAT RIGHT, CONNIE!!! LOL!!!

(MystOn) Want some lessons on behaving?????????
(MystOn) ASK BRUCE!!!!!!!!!
(JoAnneP) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . NOT FROM YOU, MYSTY!!! LOL!!!
(BruceM1) yeah, Myst and I can provide great lessons :-)
(Sizz514) Bruce wouldn't know
(JoAnneP) AND DEFINITELY NOT FROM BRUCE!!! LOL!!!
(MystOn) Hey....Bruce's a guy too......WE KNOW!!!!!!!

(BruceM1) I won pinochle tourney last nite :-)
(Sizz514) Congrats - do you get anything for it?
(BruceM1) same prize has here :-)
(JoAnneP) YOU MEAN YOU SOLD THEIR CARS TOO BRUCE>??? ;OPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

(CalamityS) Who kicked Bill LOL
(BruceM1) <---looking innocent
(CalamityS) You innocent? LOL
(JoAnneP) <--------- WISH I HAD BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!!! ;)))))))))
(BruceM1) I said LOOKING, I never said I WAS innocent
(CalamityS) hmmmmmmmm
(GregBBad) HE MUST HAVE CRASHED .. I'M SURE HE WILL BRB
(CalamityS) There he will be back in a minute now
(BruceM1) I'll fill in for Bill :-)
(CalamityS) NOT A CHANCE lol


IMPORTANT NOTICE!!

We're sorry but the tourney has to be canceled for this week. Sizz, Jo, Greg, and Bruce will all be away this weekend (actually Sizz will be away for two weeks on vacation . . . we'll miss you, Sizz)!! So, the next tourney will be on September 25th!! Take care everyone and have a great week . . . we'll see y'all again on the 25th!!!


THANKS

We want to thank everyone for playing this week . . . you're all so much FUN!!! We'll miss you this next Friday night . . . but don't forget to sign up for the 25th before the 25th!! ;)))) A special thanks to Sizz (and her assistant, MystOn) for doing the interviews and writing them up . . . GREAT job as usual!! Thanks are due to BruceM1 too . . . he helped with the lobby chat and special awards this week!! Take care, everyone and see you on the 25th!! In the meantime, may the Euchre Goddesses and Gods smile down upon you and bring you loners!!! ;))))


TOP TEN LIST OF THE WEEK

If you and your pard could have one euchre theme song, what would it be?

10. "We Will Rock You", by AC/DC (Wolffee),
      tied with "Hail to the Chief" (BillHerm)

9.  "Suspicious Minds" (Baddly)

8.  "The Winner", by Bobby Bare (Swtbby)

7.  "Luck Be a Lady Tonight", from "Guys and Dolls" (QuietLady)

6.  "Black Friday", by Steely Dan (TableTalk    )

5.  "Lady and the Tramp", (MystOne)

4.  "Help!", by The Beatles (KiwiGarry)

3.  "With a Little Help from my Friends", by The Beatles (MichRummy     )

2.  "Fools Rush In", (CalamityS)

And the #1 answer to this week's question, If you and your pard could have one euchre theme song, what would it be?

1.  "She's Got the Jack", by AC/DC (Phoebee)
     tied with "Victim of the Game", by Garth Brooks (Steven2u)

September 25th's Top Ten Question is . . . We've already found out what everyone's euchre theme song would be if they could have one (9/11/98 Top Ten Question) . . . now tell us what your team colors would be and why!! ;))))


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