The Weekly Newsletter

December 12, 1997
 

 
Norma and Greatest Nab Notoriety

Well, the first Partners' Euchre Tourney is history....if you missed it, you missed all kinds of fun!!!

*Drum roll* Congratulations to the winners of our first ever Partners' Euchre Tournament . . . Norma and Greatest!!! They played some great euchre and managed to win out over runners up BigDesch and Sheba. Norma and Greatest have been playing together for about two months. This was Norma's first online euchre tourney...have to say she did quite well for herself. Greatest explained how he plays . . . he always goes for the euchre....but remembers "its only a game." He claims to owe his success to percentages. Greatest says the deck has only X number of cards and he watches what's been played and keeps in mind what could happen. His winning two tips for all the beginners out there are: never lead off trump if the opponents call and always try to lead trump if your partner calls. Norma was so excited by winning that she was speechless . . . she just smiled a lot and was a very gracious winner!!! Greatest told us "She was a talker as a kid!!" LOL!!! He also explained his nickname . . . "It's from Ali, because he was the Greatest!" When asked if he floated like a butterfly he commented, "And I also kiss like a Frenchman!!" LOL!!! Once again congratulations you two!!!
 
MrsBoop

MrsBoop

In a very intense and well played final's match, MrsBoop and Jac were the winners of our Consolation Tournament, but runners up FNChurch and Housewife really made them work for it right to the very end. MrsBoop has only been playing euchre for one month and this was her first euchre tournament, Jac just started playing in January and this was the first time they played together...wtg, both of you!!! They were courteous winners and Jac attributed their success to all the bowers MrsBoop had whenever she dealt and added, "I kept getting us euchred!" LOL!!! But from what we saw, he did a great job!! Since MrsBoop just learned to play euchre she commented, "I always appreciate constructive criticism." MrsBoop volunteered that she's Boopster's mother, is 56 years old and has nine grandkids with one more on the way! She is also the only one who sent us a picture of herself!! Congratulations you two!!
 

Awards

And there are a few other awards we need to hand out....

The Superglue Award to Roxxx for the most disconnections. The runner up for this award was Menz, her pard. Together they also win the night's Invisible Partners' Award! Honorable mention in this category goes to Jo for the most untimely crashes. Good thing none of you could hear her cursing! LOL!

The incredible Vanishing Partner Award goes to MrsBoop for the hardest time finding and keeping a partner (and just look where she ended up...LOL).

The Marathon Award goes to Schotime and Dunk and Norma and Greatest for the longest game on record.

Lynn10 and OgreJim won the Less of a Loser Award for not losing ALL their games.

FNChurch and Housewife win the Feed the World Award for bringing all the food and drink for the bash. (Even if Kaliki did growl whenever we tried to get the bottle back from her! LOL!)

And a special award to Kari...who was "snot" talking nice in the lobby
 
 

Quotes

A few notable quotes: (Please note it was Jo's job to keep track of these and everytime she crashed we lost the logs!! LOL!!! We hope to do a more thorough job of keeping the quotes next week!)

(fnchurch) u mean we can stay and play all night and lose every game

(menz) anybody seen or heard from roxxx???????????????????????

(jrxly) way to go roxxx win by proxy

(fnchurch) roxx got to look at the cards once in a while

(roxxx) i was there in spirit

(fnchurch) i need some spirits right now here have a drink housewife

(Housewife) Roxxx I feel so bad you did not get to play

(fnchurch) not funny we are just little losers not LOSERS big

(schotime) as al davis would say, JUST WIN BABY!

(Lynn10) I WON THE LOSER'S GAME..... I'M LESS LOSER NOW?

(Breed) yes........ it's the host's fault, unless the host is me :)

(Jac) got anyone for me and msboop to lose our next game too!

(Kaliki) BOOGERS SNOT...WHAT IS GOING ON HERE..EVERYTIME I TAKE MY EYES OFF THE SCREEN

(kari) neener...neener...u got in trouble!!! *grin*

(JoAnne) Schotime is right . . . it's time to mute Kari!!! LOL!!!! Neener, neener!!! ;opppppp

(Kaliki) I SAY WE MUTE THEM ALL...MUHAHAHAHAHA

(JoAnne) Someone take that bottle away from Kaliki!!!! :)))))

(Kaliki) DONT TOUCH MY BOTTLE.....GRRRRRR

(Housewife) anyone want to see a cute butt? hubby's mooning my quick cam

(Kaliki) I can dance and assign tables with the best of them!

FYI
 
Kaliki And now a public service announcement....Kaliki wants you all to know she is very FEMALE and is missing her very female toon from the good ol' days on INN where she never had to make these announcements. Anyway, here's that toon so you can see for yourself that she is indeed female!! ;)
 
Our Thanks!!

That's it for this edition of the Partner's Euchre Tournament Newsletter. We want to thank all of you who came and participated and helped make it fun for everyone. We really do appreciate your diligence and good humor. This was the first time we've ever hosted a tournament and though there were some technical problems y'all were really patient with us! We hope you had as good a time participating as we did hosting!!! Don't forget to sign up for Friday's (12/19/97) fun-filled, exciting Partners' Euchre tourney and tell a friend (or 2). The Top Ten question for this next week is....."Why are euchre players better than spades players?" See you all next Friday!!
 


Top Ten List

Why do you like to play euchre?

10. Because I'm married and this is the best way to make my hubby mad (Kobi)

9. It's quick, fun, and challenging (Rita and RDWINGLVR) Variation : It's fun and crazy people play euchre (rjshama)

8. Keeps me out of trouble (travelman)

7. I like to see what the cards will do. I really like it when the jack winks at me! (FNChurch)

6. Because there's only 24 cards to remember :-) (BigDesch)

5. Cause I get a real high when I make the "iffy" ones....and when I don't drives pards crazy I guess.. (KatieGirl)

4. I play Euchre because I like to live on the edge of a CLIFF! (attagirl)

3. I enjoy having my butt whooped and not having to see the look on my pard's face (meis9) Variation: I sincerely, truly and honestly love the joy and satisfaction that it brings to my opponents. (Lynn10)

2. I don't, its either this or prozac...........lol (antgman)

And the number one answer is . . .

1. Doing a loner in euchre, is not considered immoral by the Catholic church! (Whiz)


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