Issue 13 the Westchester World Tour

Rebel Skateboarding went on its Westchester World Tour. Mike and I went to Lake George the trip was awesome for several reasons:
- I went Jet Skiing.
Lake George is a pretty busy lake. A great place to go Jet skiing. Unfortunately for Mike he was not old enough to drive. So he and I had to get a two seat model. That had so much horse power I was only able to open it up to full speed about twice when the water was very calm. Let me tell you I had to hold on for dear life. Later I switched to the single seat model and let Mike and his brother rich have the two seat model. That was bad news for Mike. He fell off four times. One of the times he rolled across the surface of the water. The next day he was complaining of whiplash. that was just the beginning of Mikes problems.
- Next day he lost the programming title
Ed: "Here is the sun block"
Mike: "I do not need that stuff"
So then we went to waterslide world where the programming contest was to be decided by who was the faster on the waterslides. I beat Mike until he was sorry.I proved my programming prowess by making it down the slides faster, and participating in events that Mike refused. Like the "near vertical drop" slide. Mike however did participate in the Lazy River event making him pre-programming champion.
Rich: " Wow its hot"
Ed: " Yea I am feeling it too"
Mike: " No, I am fine."

Later that day Mike acquired a bright red sunburn. From not using any sun block.

Of course the Westchester World tour had some good skateboarding. While at a local skate shop the owner let us use his fun box. I landed a rail slide although it looked like crap. Mike landed a variety of tricks but was unable to pull off the 50-50 rail slide to kick flip even through he tried roughly 100 times.

We also skated through town and met up with a classic quote. Mike was trying to Ollie down a set of stairs. A local face painter told us, " I am not going to get you in trouble but the Balloon Man is coming soon and he is going to be mad."

Why Ed disappeared for 7 years

an exhaustive case study conducted by Mike Strobel

Ed and I used to hang out all the time, but shortly after Street Fighter II was out for Super Nintendo he disappeared for almost seven years. We have presented pictures and written evidence that Edward Capriolo seems to have two distinct personalities. One being Edward CapriolO and the other Edward CapriolA. This article will attempt to delve into his psyche and determine how these two personalities came about, and we will explain why it was Edward vanished for almost 7 years.

One has to remember that Edward has at times shown obsessive compulsive disorder. He has become fixated on conquering Japan, beating Tetris Level 9 High 5, and most recently black jack. On my computer he has lost the farm by becoming over 20,000 in dept at microsoft black jack.

Edward for a time was able to combat his shortcomings. He was able to save the lives of over 2000 people in a near tragic hospital explosion. His 5 minutes of fame put him in the spotlight and within a short time Edward was married.

Edward even had a business making web pages. He designed the site for the Good Ganja Company

Edward had two children, and was living happily, but his gambling habit caught up with him and Edward literally gambled away the farm at festa 97'. After this he and his wife had a domestic dispute Edward  was arrested and the took away his kids. Here is audio recording of when child protective services took them away