Issue 12

Well the issues have slowed down a little bit, there are many reasons behind that. One of them was calculus. At this moment the verdict on me passing calc is undecided. however I think I did ok. Also one of the things is that I have been looking for a job. I send my resume into a lot of places, but I never seem to land an interview. I thought I would post my resume in an issue to see if I can get some creative hints on any possible upgrades I can make to it.

Objective	To obtain a respect commanding position in the underworld utilizing knowledge of the Drug trade and Hoe-ology to better run my Cosonostra.
Education	1981- 2000 Raised in the streets of Bronxville, NY Ran home to avoid bloods and crypts Leap from roof of PJ's to avoid Fuzz
Awards Received	Currently serving 5-10 in Sing Sing Number 5 on the FBI's 10 most wanted Featured on Americas Most Wanted Collected 12 welfare checks in one month
Interests and Activities	Slapping hoes till my hand hurts. Jacking cars. "Strong arming" weaker dealers/pimps. Rap Music, Gun slinging. cake cutting, Kick'en down doors
Languages	Ebonics, Yo hablo espanol. Comprende?
Work Experience	1990- present Assistant Street Pharmacist Sold 200 bumps of Special K in one hour to avoid being killed Swallowed key evidence and held it in for a 6 day jail stay Bucked at police while boss man got away
Volunteer Experience	I volunteer no info to the Po Nine. I keep it tight a-ight.
References	BorisQuan Iceberg Slim (Pimp extraordinaire) Jhonknee Rizo (Shares a cell with Joe Crack & Eddie "Two Times")

A couple of days ago I was busy working on http://geocities.com/javascriptspot (I am sorry, I had to plug my site). My mother was yelling up the stairs at me like she usually does. I could not make out what she was saying, and honestly I did not care. So she comes up stairs and brings me a letter "You have a letter"

I have to admit it was hand written and I was actually pretty excited. Being that I do not even get e-mail any more a actual letter was pretty interesting. So I open it and what is inside?

A pen with one of the dumb labels my mother puts on every pen. Inside was a small note:

I have to say I laughed for about a solid minute. I was amazed that someone would mail us a pen. With the way I lose pens that could be a costly thing. It was at that moment I decided that there was going to be an Issue 12. Thanks, Ellen, for the pen. I hope to run into you sometime. This issues for U!

Apo Networks have made fun at Microsoft before. Basically because heck they are a big company and everyone knows them. To Microsoft's credit I am a fan of Front Page. That being said let me tell you what I do not like.

Microsoft using scare tactics to make sure people have legit copies of software.

I would classify the letter that was sent to small businesses as misleading. Basically they said that "You may have illegal microsoft software." Now if publishers clearing house sweep stakes can be sued for saying "You may have already won 1,000,000 dollars" I know Microsoft can be sued for this, and I hope someone is already in the process of suing those losers.

Basically we all know the about microsofts business tactics. Copying other peoples ideas and renaming them. Proof that microsoft is such a shitty company is that they can not even make there operating system right. Could you imagine a parachute company that made parachutes that fucked up all the time? I think it is pure bullshit. Bill Gates knows it too.

Did you see the picture of him in the paper when they announced that "Microsoft is a Monopoly but will not be broken up." He was happy about that because he knows its entirely true. Microsoft is a bunch of cut-throats. That is why I made them a new logo that represents their business practices.

(Please choose one.)

Big Penalties from the BSA
Big Savings from Microsoft

Really I am making the switch to Linux and moving away from the windows Bloatware. Microsoft may have been able to steal all those companies ideas, but now I am totally committed to stopping a CRIMINAL COMPANY LIKE MICROSOFT from sending threatening emails to legit small business owners. So that means I am moving on to plain old HTML editing after this one. Should be fun its like getting back to the roots. Maybe I will do it in XML from now on.

When I got into Andres' car I could only say one thing. "THIS IS GOING IN THE ISSUE!". This kids car is totally classic. From the outside it does not look to bad. The paint job is not good, but other then that it looks ok.

So I get inside and what is the first thing I notice? The clock is on. Yes his digital clock runs all the time. What does Andres do to start the car? he throws a switch. Yup its key ignition does not work so he just flips a switch and the car stars. No fuse box cover either.

What about the trunk? No key needed there either. Because the lock is gone and there is a big hole. How do you open the trunk you ask? You just wiggle a screw driver in the hole until you find something. Then lift and walaa the trunk is open.

Everything on Apo Net Issue is 100 percent original. I did not copy any of it from anywhere else. Some people do not share that philosophy. For example lets take two students. Lets call them Jamie and Clarence. They happen to copy just about everything. You in the time they have been in Westchester Community College between the two of them they have some up with almost nothing original. Both of them were sitting in the lab writing essays to get into other colleges. Of course they were both copying the format of one they found on the internet.

My name is Clarence Wallace I was born in Haiti a small country in the Caribbean.

Not a bad issue. fairly content filled. It had some good stuff. Other important events include Mike Got his car stolen. I found 5 out of my six darts. Mike got a cat named Charley. I used the word irrereputable every day. (it describes microsofts business practices.) That's all for now. Thanks for reading.