Why Apo-Net systems will never be upgraded

 

Today was part II of the cat saga, it played its way across several infamous local’s in the Westchester area. Some other crazy stuff happened along the way. To tell you the truth there are two things I want to write about, but ill dance around the important thing for a while and I call it suspence.

 

This morning I wake up 7:45 the cats already missed one meal and I am in major stress. I knew I was going to be late so I did not bother cleaning up. So I figure let me go over there and try to find the replacement superintendant that I could not find the night before.

 

So I find him and tell him part one of the story. He takes me into his office and we start going through the keys. He finds a set, but when we walk up and try it they don’t work, . Go figure. So he tells me there is nothing he can do. Great let me go to class now.

 

Because of step 1, I arrived at WCC only moments before class was starting with a program that was done but since my new printer has not come yet I could not print it at home. Well let me tell you visual C++ and Borland don’t have compatable source code so of course the program does not run. So I print out the code and I tell my teacher “Hey it don’t run” she takes it so I guess that’s cool. During the day two things dawnd on my the only way I was getting in that door was with a locksmith or if I drove to Boston to get my friends key.

 

Now I leave school early because the tenision is building and I am getting Nutz the first place I go is a locksmith. The inform me that I would need to get the police involved if I was going to open someone elses door, not only that I would be 55 dollors in the hole.

 

I don’t want a big fuss. ALL I WANT TO DO IS CONQUER JAPAN. And maybe feed the cats while I am at it. So I decide let me go next door to a NOT JUST CARDS and gifts. The guy who works there is a cool guy. So what the heck I told him the story, but I did not tell him about taking over Japan because he is oriental.

 

 So anyway I wait for the phone calls, and of course I step out and while I am gone I get three of them.

 

So the lady tells me she has called her house leeper who is not home, she gives me the house keepers number and tells me to try every half hour until I get in touch with her. So I am waiting around working on this web site and the phone rings. I pick it up.

 

Hey dad. Well to make a logn story short no Computer. I was very upset.

 

So I figure I am going to go out again. I come back two hours later and the house keeper had called 2 timeshe said she would wait up till 11:30 for me to pick up the key. What time was it? 11:30. SO I get cleaned up. So now I am livid. I am never talking to my father again, my friends cats are gonna starve. So after a heated debate with my mother I call them back and tell them I am coming I head off to valhalla and get they keys. Hair still wet. I get the key and run to my friend house the door opens and THE CATS get FED. It was 12:30 Thursday night or Friday morning whatever you want to calle it.

 

So Saturday is Shogun day. But mayny things stand in the way. I need to get my hand checked out, my dog has to go to the groomers, I need breakfast. I wake up for my 9:00 appointment 10 minutes late.

 

So I go into Apo Modeâ instantly the aeropostale jeans and tshirt are on. I am in the boat. And I am on my way. So I get my hand snapped into place, and my doctor tells me not to baby it so my muscles wont need to be rehabbed. I get the dog. I drop the dog off. I go to feed the cats. And the entire time all I am thinking about is egg mcmufin.

 

Conclusion

 

Proudly I walk in the door my Shogun CD in hand. I walk in turn the corner and I am shocked. I did not notice the night before but the computer was gone! GONE! The 2 disk CD case slipped from my hand and shattered on the floor. I dropped down as my eyes welled up. I had failed the Crusade. The invasion of Japan was over before it began.

 

……Sick twist of fate.