Folgers Cafe Latte Vanilla Vibe

At first I was skeptical of the cafe latte. I mean come on. You scoop it into hot water. I don't want some bootleg hot chocolate with a fancy name. The first thing I said to my mother was " Come on its got a scooper, hey wait a second what happened to that rabbit that's usually on the box?"

So I scooped it in two scoops of this stuff. That's enough to kill a small water buffalo. So as I stir the drink I am looking down the side of the box at the ingredients.

1.Nondairy creamer this stuff is patent pending and the primary ingredient is Nondairy creamer..WOO sounds complicated.

       A. Partially hydrogenated Canola Oil. Havent you ever     wondered what partially hydrogenated meant? I think it means they add a lot of water. Why don't they call it watered down oil, but wait oil and water don't mix. This is groundbreaking no wonder why its patented. 

Corn Syrup solids- Hum I did not notice any chunky stuff. but doesn't that sound tantalizing,

2 Di potassium phosphate- Hum if my Latin is correct it means two potassium or K on the periodic table.  I contacted folders about any health risks that could be a result of "Dipottasium" And 5 separate employees hung up the phone on me. Or maybe it was the same one 5 times. Phosphate I know glows in the dark. Heck if Coffee made me glow in the dark I would drink it no matter how bad it was for me. That would be cool.

3 Mono and Di gliserides- Did you see fight club when Tyler Durdan made Nitro Glycerin out of soap? Do you think a crazed café drinker with a split personality might try the same thing with this Coffee? 

4. silicone Dioxide- hum silicone. Sand! yuck. How the hell do you mix sand and air together anyway.

5 sugar- emm you know I love it. I need that late night fix

6 dairy creamer- HOLD it! non dairy creamer AND dairy creamer. Why not one or the other? I mean come on make up your mind. Dont they cancel  each other out?

7. Hydrated coconut oil- You know how you get that don't you? Hydroponically grown coconuts. They are really powerful as opposed to other coconuts and sell for a lot more.

8. Non fat dry milk- DRY MILK? How do you dry out milk. What do you do towel it off?

9 Dipottasium phosphate- comes up again it even comes up a third time. This stuff might be the miracle drug.

10 Alkali- Yum did you ever break open a energizer and lick it? Try it sometime.

11- Instant Coffey- Hum they actually snuck some Coffey into this science experiment cool.

12 Salt- Ok at least that is not strange

The taste-

Two thumbs up. It was pretty smooth. It must have something to do with that Solid Corn syrup.