Incredible Contradictions

If you have known Mike long enough you would know that he is likely to say one thing and do another. I had to document some of this stuff because it is so classic. I am getting worried My web site is looking less and less like a Edward Capriolo site and more like a Mike Strobel site every update.

Early : I am tired of seeing that girl
Later : I am going to sneak out to see that girl.

Mike has a friend he only hangs out with when he needs a free haircut

Early : "Tonin is so shallow."
Later : " I am going to hang out with Tonin because he can give me a haircut I will be back by 3."

I used to tell Mike everyday when he used to walk 1+ miles home from school.
Ed: take the bus or a cab walking is whack.

Pre 16: " I am always going to walk even after I get my license."
Post 16 : BEEP BEEP "ED we are driving to go skateboarding. Come on."

This is when we were building the Skateboarding ramp and Mike was convinced it was going to suck.

Pre ramp completion : "This ramp is going to suck"
Post ramp completion : "This ramp is so dope"

Mike's AIM is old. It does not have the talking function, and it always freezes whenever he tries to open a link someone sends him. I tell him every day that since he has a DSL downloading and installing will take 5 minutes.

ED: "Mike get the new AIM.(for all the above mentioned reasons)"
Mike : "No Ed I do not need it. That shit is whack. What features does it have?"
One of Mikes Sweet Hoes: "Mikepoo get the new AIM"
Mike : " OK. I am going to get it"
Ed : "HAHAH"
Same Sweet Hoe : " Actually do not get it"
Mike : " OK I wont!"
Ed : "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Mike : "Beer is nasty ass"
Mike & Tim: "Ed you are almost 21 get us some beer"
Mike : "Beer is nasty ass"

One day at Toys'R'us while I was playing COOL BORDERS for the ps2
Mike: "That Game is whack"

Later While Mike was playing the SAME GAME in a different store.
Mike : "This shit is dope! look I did a 1080!"